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Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:17pm On May 22, 2016
I'm a fire, mio ti re ni to ma quench mi

panapana gan, olohun wan n le quench mi

No. 1 player, mio ti ri eni to ma bench mi

when I said I'm the best, sheyin ro boya mo n sor french ni? grin

No be sey dem dey flatter me

B.I.G na anoda version of the fatter me grin

Ibile, Ogbeni I'm from datami

'cause flow mi o ta lenu bi ponmo to ti gbata mi .... grin lolol

--base one
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 9:56pm On May 22, 2016
Base one murdered Olamide and Phyno in werey remix.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:02pm On May 21, 2016
dj5naira:
Dark and Jig? Tight cool phrase. Damn/ kept us waitin' for that craze slam/ We shout Alleluia while the preys jam/
Lololololololol.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:32am On May 21, 2016
Limerick:
What is he talking about
how cognizant are you of the English language? huh Na only broken you sabi?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 7:10am On May 21, 2016
obainojazz:
I thought lime was just ugly.....didn't know nigga got no sense.
grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 7:06am On May 21, 2016
Reyginus:
Lolol. I'm not a battler. Back to the rematch issue.
I'm retired. Henceforth, I will only take part in ciphers. smiley
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m):
Limerick:
Bragging about all the sh*t you did like its fun to be you?
You thought you could infuriate me by trolling, so I decided to return the favour.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:54pm On May 19, 2016
Reyginus:
Yeah. A rematch wouldn't be a bad idea.
I haven't seen you battle anyone. Are you wack? grin
Rap BattlesRe: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by ELYMAXiimus(op): 12:17pm On May 19, 2016
liricyst:
I'll call ma boys to blast your thigh joint and clamp you later/ so relax and watch my 'Co shell knee' . . . . . 'Arsenal player'!

but if he flees to his crew then I'll martyr the man's peeps/ cos my sword go 'Hack una' . . even if they scream 'Matata in spanish'!


- Lord Mikuz (both lines)
jesus christ!


Hahahahahahahaha
Rap BattlesRe: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by ELYMAXiimus(op): 12:15pm On May 19, 2016
Elvisonjack2:
HAMMER GET DONE?
HAHAHAHAHA. " cheesy
grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:10pm On May 19, 2016
teddybiyasi:
kk
oga how far?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:09pm On May 19, 2016
Reyginus:
Elumaximus Vs Limerick loading.
The battle already happened. Did you miss it? Lime was taken to the cleaners by me. It was a clean sweep.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:00pm On May 19, 2016
Limerick:
Hhmmmm! You know what?
I think you should get a life.
Yea, a real life
If you're trying to troll me into battling you, it won't work. You already bit the dust in our last encounter. tongue

Moreover, I'm now a retired general. cool so, this juvenile rants of yours don't move me one bit.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 8:12am On May 19, 2016
More battles, please. smiley
Rap BattlesRe: The Last Man Standing : Darkenedrebel Vs Jigsawkillah by ELYMAXiimus(m): 8:10am On May 19, 2016
That lucien punch though grin

Hilarious, humour-filled brawl.

At first I thought rebel had this. Jisgsaw wavered at the start but picked up steam later.

My verd: TIE!
Rap BattlesRe: The Last Man Standing : Darkenedrebel Vs Jigsawkillah by ELYMAXiimus(m): 7:50am On May 19, 2016
grin grin grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 6:52am On May 19, 2016
Limerick:
If this is your idea of being eloquent, then you didn't look up the word "eloquent" amongst other words;
Eloquent means; "effectively expressing words by speech"
Firstly, 'amongst' is anachronistic and antiquated. You should use 'among' next time.

Secondly, You did check up the word, eloquent, and yet you weren't able to fathom its meaning. If you were able to do that, you wouldn't inveigh against my posts anymore.

Not
"Jampacking different unrelated words from north, east, west and south that hardly even make sense like Darkrebel's nl cypher verse"
I urge you to quote any of my posts where my words were just jampacked and unrelated. Don't expect me to always use simplistic language when posting here. As a matter of fact, I often hold back some words when typing because they whould cause a headache for people like you.

I wonder if you would be able to cope in an office environment. Your boss would probably get an English interpreter in order to help you understand his formal English.



and by the way, why did it take you hours to come up with this? I mean...this comeback?
Oh, I get it, your dictionary is not an English teacher, like a normal dico, it's just a book that gives you definitions of various words..
hehe, I laugh. So, you think I log in everyday? Did you see me online since the past 3 days? Joker.

One's use of rare words doesn't always mean one is pompous. Like I said initially, it all depends on one's mood.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 11:47pm On May 18, 2016
Limerick:
Bro, speak ur normal simple and correct English, stop looking up dictionaries to impress nobody
My apologies if my being eloquent disturbed your cognitive ability.
But if that wasn't simple English to you, I wonder what is. . .
Pidgin? undecided

Some Ideas are best expressed using unique words. The 'style' I write in, at a particular moment, depends on my mood.

And just because you can't speak good English at will doesn't mean someone who does looks up a dictionary before typing. wink you should try to increase your vocab instead of attempting to condescend and inveigh against someone for using words that fly over your head.

One love, bro.
EducationRe: Exam Question For 500Level Lautech Students by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:56pm On May 14, 2016
OgidiOlu3:
Na wa o. How will this improve a student's Computational Physics skills? Crap!
It won't improve their computational skills (you think) but it will improve their observational skills.

In science you don't just rush and start working. First, you observe everything you're going to be working on.

In fact, this will subsequently enhance your computation. Physics questions, you would recall, cannot always be solved without perusing the questions rigorously.

Stupendous amount of students are guilty of rushing into problem solving without understanding the underlying concept. This is probably the reason why the lecturer did that.

They are 500level students; they're in their final year. Which means soon they'll be put to work in their field of study. The lecturer wanted them to know how necessary it is to observe before working. You are no scientist if you skip the bedrock of the scientific method: observation.
Science/TechnologyRe: PHOTO: It Rained Ice Balls Rain In Jos by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:09am On May 14, 2016
It's a form of precipitation called "hail". This is what we sometimes get here instead of snow.
Science/TechnologyRe: Shocking: Scientist Discovered Lesbianism Among Female Gorrillas by ELYMAXiimus(m): 9:44am On May 14, 2016
That photo, though grin.
This, however, isn't new to us. Homosexualism has been observed among animals way back before humans started practising it.
EducationRe: 15 Good Universities In Nigeria You Can Study Geology/geophysic Without Regret. by ELYMAXiimus(m): 8:18pm On May 13, 2016
cmax16:
My younger brother was one of the best graduating student from uniben in his set, with a sharp 2:1, he has a masters, a pgd, he has even been accepted for his PhD all in uniben, yet no job.

Abeg make Una help, those that can. Is there something he isn't doing correctly? E don dey turn stories that touch o.
Where exactly is he having issues -- does he go for interviews or he isn't even called at all after cv submission?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 7:56pm On May 13, 2016
By the way, I haven't seen coogar's reincarnated moniker grin. Has anyone suspected any new moniker here to be his?

Cc
Ibime
emaprince
laveda
lagunna1 / grayline
reygenus
muhgd
giyazz
Airmark
Funlord
jigsawkillah
etc grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 7:47pm On May 13, 2016
MuhdG:
organise a tourney for us

since oga dark is also

a tourney that will revive this section

me ma sef ma blood don dey hot
Even as compelling as this offer of yours is, I'm afraid my schedule wouldn't permit me. I have but an exiguous amount of time to spare.

Cc mikuz. Hosting a tourney wouldn't be a bad Idea. Don't worry, everyone will cooperate.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 7:19pm On May 13, 2016
Reyginus:
I hate gods in human form. No human should be treated like a god or act a god. I'd like him to understand that. He banned Rebel out hatred and disgust. I hate that. You know, when you twist Justice it CAN NEVER be Justice. We can move forward then.
Yes we can.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:29am On May 13, 2016
Reyginus:
I hate to see a man act as God. We begged Airmak. We told him it was a made up rule and the opinion of men who had stake here should be considered but he disrespected everyone. It wasn't a Nairaland rule he broke. It was an Insult to us. My only with Mik is the unnecessary beef as a Mod.
All right. Please let's all bury the hatchet. I know that was indubitably frigid of airmak. Rebel deserved a ban but probably not that long. The illation I make of it is that mark thought it expedient to suspend him in order to restore sanity in this section.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:06am On May 13, 2016
MuhdG:
this one wey u dey blow grammer like this... Rip to the guy wey go face u
RIP to me, then. I have since left the battle field to become a spectator. I'm, however, desirous of being a pedagogue to newbies. smiley
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:00am On May 13, 2016
Reyginus:
They both contributed in making here a dead zone. Two adults with the tantrum of a two year old. Imagine Airmak banning DarkRebel for 6 months?
Lol. This ban duration should make its way into the guiness book of records.

I think that's in the past; it's time to move on. Let's not exasperate our mods anymore. You seem more hostile towards airmak than you are towards mik. grin.

*Mumbles*

For me, mik is the juvenile, of the two mods.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 6:42am On May 13, 2016
Wad on?

Airmark, mikuz, please orchestrate a fun tourney. I'm ravenous for some homemade bars. grin. Leaving this section like this, without any action, will only exacerbate the situation. I miss the perpetual ruckus which once plagued here. The memory of it is nostalgic, though. grin

This section has gone through the mill enough. It's time we invigorated it. smiley


#signed

Max cray.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 2:47pm On Apr 24, 2016
GIYAZZ:
Lol, Oga Elym.axiimus. Oya come see wetin you ask o. How you see am? cheesy


#TeamMissGdope
This one looks different from the one I saw initially. You're trying to play on my intelligence eh. grin.
Post hers!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 2:24pm On Apr 24, 2016
Emaprince:
Mehn I'm kinda impressed with danny myer's writing skills and over all intelligence..

Against Bdot..


Peep the imagery: a fake nigga, posing as a damn leader,
versus Black Jesus, that could turn water to Sangria.
You don't want it with these bars. You don't want it with these hands either;
I’ll bet he break up after the first land like Pangea.



The pangea right there is Geology. I think the whole continent where together as one called pangea before we started having continents drifting apart from eachother.

Cc Elymaxiim.us
haha grin. You're kinda correct. It is postulated that millions of years after the bigbang (and millions of years before now), during the process of evolution, there were series of supercontinents. Then there was a time when all the continents merged to form a single, massive Landmass. This massive supercontinent is called pangaea. It was a lone Island because it was surrounded by an ocean called panthalasa.

As the process of evolution continued, 200+ million years ago, the continents started peeling off one another. Now, the seven continents we have is as a result of that separation.

There were, however, supercontinents which formed and seperated before pangaea came to be. So, Pangaea wasn't the "first Land" like myers said. Instead, it is the last (supercontinent) so far.

The Idea was great but it could have been worded better.
But, mhen, shout out to myers. See where the guy go carry punchline from. grin

This kinda bar is the type that the audience won't get until later on -- maybe few days after the battle. cool
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 9:31pm On Apr 17, 2016
Reyginus:
Lol. Yeah. The love for everything is still ticking. Even I'm already living with the trauma of knowledge I want to be more afflicted. You are right.
easy o. Lol.

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