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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Atletico Madrid: UCL (5 - 4) On 28th May 2016 by ELYMAXiimus(m): 11:09pm On May 28, 2016
MuhdG:
Bros how market cheesy grin tongue
Alert!!!



news reaching me now has it that the match has been cancelled! Rematch is scheduled for next weeken. tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Atletico Madrid: UCL (5 - 4) On 28th May 2016 by ELYMAXiimus(m): 11:04pm On May 28, 2016
juhan:
buhahahaha no vex again its just a game
enjoy your fluke win
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Atletico Madrid: UCL (5 - 4) On 28th May 2016 by ELYMAXiimus(m): 11:00pm On May 28, 2016
Eseose9:
Hahahahhahahahahahaha This guy just dey vex anyhow Gala Madrid to cool your temper We won and your vexation can not undo anything.
enjoy your fluke win.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Atletico Madrid: UCL (5 - 4) On 28th May 2016 by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:53pm On May 28, 2016
juhan:
why you just dey vex this night?
You know the answer to this question, so, why ask?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Atletico Madrid: UCL (5 - 4) On 28th May 2016 by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:45pm On May 28, 2016
ichommy:
FACT: Zinedine Zidane is the first French manager in history to win the
#UCL . His 1st season in charge as a coach too. He's special!
side diss @ the Goners? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Atletico Madrid: UCL (5 - 4) On 28th May 2016 by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:42pm On May 28, 2016
rallymento:
Hala Madrid. . Congrats. . La Eleventh. . Cr 7 World best 2016/17
stop dreaming. Madrid winning the ucl doesnt guarantee ronaldo the balon di or. Messi still has a far better chance of winning it again. After messi, suarez.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Atletico Madrid: UCL (5 - 4) On 28th May 2016 by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:38pm On May 28, 2016
Juanfran has been bribed angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Atletico Madrid: UCL (5 - 4) On 28th May 2016 by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:30pm On May 28, 2016
factorial1:
k grin
dont worry; I wont say I told you so.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Atletico Madrid: UCL (5 - 4) On 28th May 2016 by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:28pm On May 28, 2016
hpk:
BLEEEEEEEEEEH!!!
hope youve started crying
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Atletico Madrid: UCL (5 - 4) On 28th May 2016 by ELYMAXiimus(m): 9:00pm On May 28, 2016
anitank:
Get the fvvck out of my mention!!!! Bozo!
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Atletico Madrid: UCL (5 - 4) On 28th May 2016 by ELYMAXiimus(m): 8:59pm On May 28, 2016
Griezman is a f*ck up guy!
We can still do it!
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by ELYMAXiimus(m): 8:53pm On May 28, 2016
Any Ideas about when The Flash season 3 will start running?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Atletico Madrid: UCL (5 - 4) On 28th May 2016 by ELYMAXiimus(m): 8:42pm On May 28, 2016
ATM, all hope is not lost; I'm still banking on you. Go simeone! Go griezman! We can do it!
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 7:40pm On May 27, 2016
Hydrog3n:
Element Of Shame
-------------------------------------------------------------


I got 7 toothpick in ma mouth,a lot of beef to deal with,a day per week

pull them outta my teeth ,You're baby sucking milk out of mother's tît

I went to hell didn't burn see me now,Yet Dark rapping skills falls lower than Lucifer

He should be glad I compared him with an Angel,Even though JIG saw the Dark out of dark rebel

We now have a new member . . . Light Rebel
gringringrin


Work on your rhymes, though.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 7:36pm On May 27, 2016
dj5naira:
Lie to this hidden catechist/ and git really tarnished/
won title LAST puttin' on paper crown as King of the day durin' Children Harvest/

This mans' Doomsday/ against a stan, ok/
Jig saw killer and ran away/

WAEC display scare here/ its on replay, fear fear/
Biology F, Chemistry E, ...result of other 7 subjects worse,..christened it EFE DEDE/

Virgin boy to go behind the hostess in/ first-time f.uck, ne'er mind the openness/
My d.ick struggled to find an opening/

DJ5! Others fake like that and stinks/ mine quake da yard n zincs/
Tighter nick you never break apart or sink/

We roll with best chicks/ Jetski ride on sea, jolly flexing/
Operate in Tripoli, never meant three polytechnics/

Clever news theme/ from this ever cool being/
My rhymes so hot, 'flows constantly on fire' just to 'never lose steam!'/
.

Droppin' free/ none stoppin' me/
Quite shockin' Jees!/ [b]Devil's house gone curvy
, cos so many niggas hell bent on toppin' D/[/b]
sick!
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by ELYMAXiimus(m): 7:23pm On May 27, 2016
Larryfly:
Made a terrible decision by seeing blindspot. Very terrible.



Who has seen continuum?
I haven't; but I'm guessing its genre is sci-fi action. Is it?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 7:20pm On May 27, 2016
Reyginus:
I'm serious. I go for the whole package.
well, then, Google is your friend. wink
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:47am On May 27, 2016
Reyginus:
Okay. I don't download singles too.
Lol.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:25am On May 27, 2016
Reyginus:
Multis is not lyricism
I'd rather listen to a rapper whose lyrics are not conscious/tight but laced with multis than listen to a rapper who has conscious lyrics but is too lazy to do multis.

though. These days, everybody does it. What's the name of his albums or mixtapes?
Not everybody does multis. Most of these mainstream rappers use two syllabic rhymes mostly.

Name of his mixtape/album? I do not know. I don't buy/download albums. No time. I only select and download the most talked about tracks.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 1:14pm On May 26, 2016
JigsawKillah:
I get the drift... na poverty make am ugly grin grin grin
gringrin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 11:47am On May 26, 2016
JigsawKillah:
When I script bars, rètards, show signs of smartness
Addicted to the fast life, how can I be slow?
Field lectures, exposed your failed sessions
Wisdom is in my possession, Iniesta-Xavi show
My penmanship is gold, thoughts channeled from the waters of the garden of Eden
At the start, it was written, was under fire, yet untouched, Abednego
They argued the amount of sense these bars possessed
The Span ish, I had to be Real, a Galactico
They baffled by the simplicity of the complexity of my schemes
Explicit storylines, scared every enemy, show him nines
Rhymes complex, beasted every tourney I contest
Gun bar King, none doubting, exhibit; Fos-n-Fives
Punch bagging these scûmbags and the pump action
Blazing like my neighbor's deck, I shoot anything, Note if I
Miss the target, they say Jigs? He scripts the hardest
Dr Jigs gats pops medicine, notify
if the pen is illing, to make nigga's pan, a doll
see how I treat niggas? gats for injections
strapped to deception, face masks blacks my intention
any nigga spies my base when he's supposed to be neutral...gets acid, don't mention.
seun, thanks for this section, s/o to Coogar, you'd leave a lasting impression
if Ibime ever created anything, it'd be fat-ly invention
thumbs up, your light bars inspired me to put Dark back in detention
Ibime doing fasting? that's like Limerick trying to ball before his Dad got his pension
that's like max not cloning coogar
that's like an ever underaged Giyazz owning Lugers
or sosiqdude sounding intelligent,
that's like iceskidd finally telling his pals: "no near o, I own this puna"
. Lmao
I be dumbing... DJ5 be fronting... His eyes we blooding
I'm gangsta... To me nines is nuthin'
But DJ will never get close to a Millie even if he lives till Two thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety Something
https://s.quickmeme.com/img/e3/e3a819dac516c72602a704b81d83ee4f1000fff3b0ac819741d3c5dc0d19174b.jpg
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 11:30am On May 26, 2016
Reyginus:
Nice word play with Chemistry but I need more. I'm hard to please. lol.
Life is a 'movie' and na we be the casts/
life is a 'trailer' and na we be the cars/

-- welcome to the jungle freestyle.

Most people give him accolades for the accent thingy he does, but I don't (I believe anybody can do that). A lot of them don't even know he does wordplays.

I used to be a doubting thomas like you. I was rivetted to the spot when emaprince, ibime and co said the guy was d0pe. So, I decided to do some background check on his lyrics. And behold, I found creativity beneath that bogus accent.

P.S, He does MULTIS better than M.I and co. This is fact!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 11:20am On May 26, 2016
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:57am On May 26, 2016
[quote author=coded01 post=45967598][/quote]LOLOLOL. That doesn't mean they're my No. 1 team. Of course, Barcelona is. I have teams I support in every league.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 8:17pm On May 25, 2016
darkenedrebel:
Who is that half-wit though? The only thing I ever see him do is leveling polemical claptrap at invisible persons.

In saner climes, any individual displaying such impish singularity would have been sequestered in a gated sanitorium for close observation.



My penmanship needs no facelift, frater.
You said it yourself and I quote: "I have been off NL for some reasons".

The foregoing is corroborative evidence to the fact that my metaphors not being within your grasp was entirely your fault,not mine.

1. Since you were off NL(and most likely other social media agoras), then chances are that you are not up-to-date on current affairs.

2. Same as number one

3. Same as number two

Ergo, it is your knowledge base and study habits that needs a thorough revivification; after all, a person must be knowledgeable to an appreciable extent before he/she can recognize genius. cool
LOL
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 8:14pm On May 25, 2016
darkenedrebel:
Who is that half-wit though? The only thing I ever see him do is leveling polemical claptrap at invisible persons.

In saner climes, any individual displaying such impish singularity would have been sequestered in a gated sanitorium for close observation.



My penmanship needs no facelift, frater.
You said it yourself and I quote: "I have been off NL for some reasons".

The foregoing is corroborative evidence to the fact that my metaphors not being within your grasp was entirely your fault,not mine.

1. Since you were off NL(and most likely other social media agoras), then chances are that you are not up-to-date on current affairs.

2. Same as number one

3. Same as number two

Ergo, it is your knowledge base and study habits that needs a thorough revivification; after all, a person must be knowledgeable to an appreciable extent before he/she can recognize genius. cool
LOL
Science/TechnologyRe: How Can I Download Via Youtube? by ELYMAXiimus(m): 8:05pm On May 25, 2016
Decrozz:
Thanks bro
Happy I was of help. smiley
Science/TechnologyRe: How To Play Bet9ja And Win Big,next Season Start From August 2016 by ELYMAXiimus(m): 2:18pm On May 25, 2016
What is this doing in the science and technology section?
RomanceRe: 24 Signs That You're Actually An Introvert by ELYMAXiimus(m): 1:40pm On May 25, 2016
Laveda:
I possess some traits there tho.
Doesn't really make me an introvert..
Being introverted is over hyped at times. Plenty people don turn introverts finish. cry
undecided
why you con dey cry? grin introversion isn't bad na
RomanceRe: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by ELYMAXiimus(m): 1:04pm On May 25, 2016
DiAmOnDrUbY:
12. “I’d never cheat on you.”


https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/tumblr_inline_nxnyfhQDNn1qhyx8k_500.gif


He actually means he’ll never get caught.
hahaha. Fact!
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland 2016: Who Should I Vote For? by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:49pm On May 25, 2016
Intelligence: What do you call intelligence on NL? Someone has topics like, '10 ways to know she likes you.' So you, on this basis, profess that she is intelligent?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:42am On May 25, 2016
Hydrog3n:
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your signature, though . . . Nice.

Just a flaw: you said you're not predictable but precise. These two statements are contradictory and contrastive. 'not predictable' =/= 'precise' but 'not predictable' = 'but precise.'

So, if you aren't predictable, it means you aren't precise either. Your statement there is just like saying, 'I'm not light but fair.'

Hydrogen, by the way, is predictable. wink

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