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Celebrities / Re: BREAKING NEWS: Real Life Fallen Angel Has Fallen From The Sky»» by Elypsis(m): 5:51pm On Jul 26, 2015
Cud this be true?
Education / Re: Opinion: Courses That Are Easy To Obtain A FIRST CLASS Degree by Elypsis(m): 11:52pm On Jul 19, 2015
aloa3:
Well i might later be crucified.....but all this are just my opinion after researching and listening to testimonies......
1... Agric related courses
2....Engineering courses
3.... Computer science
4.... Philosophy
5.... Sociology
6.... Public administration
7.... Geology
8.... Yoruba
9.... Mass Communication
10...Political science

Now note people also do fail but am just saying this courses are quite easy to get a first class in with the being hardworking...dont be lazy
Contary opinion are accepted

U're high on dry shit
Car Talk / Re: Lambo Made In Kaduna: Real Pictures by Elypsis(m): 8:13pm On Jul 18, 2015
Mehnnnn! Nice innovation hw wish dey cud enforce this as d official car of public office. Holders....u go see say dem go dey run away say dem no wan do....Lwkmd

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Romance / Re: Ten (10) Rules To Keep A Man Of These Days!!! by Elypsis(m): 7:48pm On Jul 14, 2015
My gf got all these qualities only dat she doesn't stalk me...Wether na. Cos say we no dey livee close 2 each oda sha
Health / Re: 8 Sleeping Positions & Their Effects On Health. by Elypsis(m): 11:57pm On Jun 23, 2015
Am a stomach sleeper...no wonder I've been xperiencing a severe back pain lately
Romance / Re: Should She Tell Her Fiance About Her Sex Video by Elypsis(m): 10:29pm On Jun 23, 2015
Do u see Y dey assassinate some pple?? Y wud u wanna shatter a person's future jst because u wanna get her laid again.....as 4 me dt guy deserves to die. Bt jst let him knw dat if he tries sumfin funny den u will surprise him with things dat are even funnier....I belief in the correction of wrongs
Romance / Re: My Experience by Elypsis(m): 5:03pm On Jun 23, 2015
U can contcts d gods...
ednut1:
hw is dis romance
Romance / Re: Attention! by Elypsis(m): 4:48pm On Jun 23, 2015
Haba! That's way too much. U're a man bro
Youngpo413:
for you to help someone advertise this shiitt speaks volume about you,daughter of a b!tch,I'm sure your mum gave birth to you out of wedlock and you will grow up to continue where your mum stopped,prostitution is your hobby and you are a product of it.
Politics / Re: Wife Of British D.O.in The East Being Carried By Two Able Bodied Men In 1940(pic by Elypsis(m): 9:43am On Jun 18, 2015
Chosen1984:
How this young men de able bodied??
it aint a. Must to. Be macho b4 u can be addressed "able bodied" its pple who are handicapped dat can't be reffrd as able bodied
Education / Re: ABU Special Form For HND Direct Entry Into 300level by Elypsis(m): 12:59pm On Jun 07, 2015
If anyone knws abt it am interested too
Autos / Re: Sweetest Honda Accord(end Of Discussion) by Elypsis(m): 7:10am On Jun 04, 2015
Whr's d location and what's d price? Hope its nt a V6 engine o
Business / Re: HOW TO ATTRACT THE RIGHT CLIENTS THROUGH PROPER PR/ADVERTISING by Elypsis(m): 5:58pm On May 31, 2015
U're on point bro...As a professional advertiser too..I reckon with ur piece....Business owners do underrate d power of the media some advanced companies will even ignorantly tell u
dt dey have dia customers on ground already...
Nairaland / General / Re: Photos: White Woman Spotted Inside Car Boot In Lagos Nigeria over fuel scarcity by Elypsis(m): 11:21pm On May 27, 2015
Ehen Oyinbo na God??
cozy7:
So oyibo sef fit enter boot motor like conductor, Na to hang motor remain...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Position occupied, thanks! by Elypsis(m): 11:25pm On May 10, 2015
I'll need more info abt the job sir..
pegasusautos:
Vacancy exists for a media/ PR position in a newly established consultancy firm. Fair wages and benefits. Interested and qualified people should call 08031980478 for an appointment.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Abuja's Hook Up Zone by Elypsis(m): 11:13pm On May 09, 2015
Let's see urs first
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Looks Scared As She Kisses A Dolphin by Elypsis(m): 9:25am On May 08, 2015
How dat 1 ccome take affect my blood pressure? F she lyk make she kiss her anus....Money on ma mind
Jokes Etc / Re: He Finally Got The Boldness To Ask Her Out .see Response by Elypsis(m): 11:22pm On May 02, 2015
MizMyColi:
cheesy
cheesy
cheesy
cheesy
cheesy
cheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesy

I don't know which is quirkier.
Your hairyanus moniker or the joke you just shared.grin
hello Mizmycoli I lost ur contact..wud appreciate if u add me bck 33373850
Food / Re: Delicious Or Detestable? See How Frogs Are Prepared In Benue (PHOTOS) by Elypsis(m): 5:08pm On May 01, 2015
Frogs are edible, only toads are not. Some peeps here confuse dem for each other. There's a difference btw d 2

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Politics / Re: Ebun-Olu Adegboruwa: Buhari’s Ban On AIT Illegal, Undemocratic, Dictatorial by Elypsis(m): 2:43pm On Apr 28, 2015
Did u by any chance find out if its a private event or an official one? So because he president-elect even if he's sleeping with his wife, u av a right to know abi? I'd appreciate if u try to find out if he was holding an event that's meant for the genral public or not..Namasteh
vanunu:



U are living in the stone age, we Nigerians will not allow any president to deny us freedom of information, if buhari has anything against AIT as the writer clearly stated, he should use the law instead of might.
Politics / Re: Ebun-Olu Adegboruwa: Buhari’s Ban On AIT Illegal, Undemocratic, Dictatorial by Elypsis(m): 9:26am On Apr 28, 2015
If u pple knw nuffn about Press Law and Ethics why nt jst kip watching.....Was it Ethical when AIT was broadcasting dt Hate documentary? Dt kinda documentary cud incite violence, no doubt abt dat....Nw ask ursef dis, was AIT not commercialising its content by airing dat kinda documntary?Abeg make una jst go rest jarey

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Jokes Etc / Re: Whoever Did This To A Mango... by Elypsis(m): 12:36am On Apr 28, 2015
KashyBaby:


Nope....i didnt get it...but it sounds funny when i read it grin grin grin
what I meant is: d mouth dat sucked dat fruit 2 much extent dat it looked like it was bleached, then dat kinda mouth can disaster to d bossom tips..I guess u can grasp now

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Jokes Etc / Re: Whoever Did This To A Mango... by Elypsis(m): 12:21am On Apr 28, 2015
Jackeeh:


This could have been done by a lady too.
hahahaha badt man so what are u insinuating? I shud say it d other way round abi?? U too funny

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Jokes Etc / Re: Whoever Did This To A Mango... by Elypsis(m): 12:17am On Apr 28, 2015
U mean u dnt understand my comment? I cud explan better to you,if u want....we'l hlp u to understand pidgin here on NL....smiles
KashyBaby:


Even i dnt understand...i still read it funny...

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Jokes Etc / Re: Whoever Did This To A Mango... by Elypsis(m): 12:08am On Apr 28, 2015
Chisos! So Na mouth person take bleach dis mango lyk dis?? Chai! Den bossom-tips are in for a serious trouble then

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Politics / Re: Basket Mouth Throws Shades At Diezani Alison-madueke by Elypsis(m): 7:04am On Apr 24, 2015
Smiles
miracle11:
drunks at its peak. Society lepers. Do u even knw wat he looks like? am sure u have those repulsive tribal marks. grin u think everyone is like u. Pls stop describing urself and sure those dat have seen will never forget ur heinous look in a hurry
Romance / Re: 5 Things Guys Do That Turn Ladies On by Elypsis(m): 11:32pm On Apr 23, 2015
No o! U for say make I clean her anus after she visit toilet nau...mptchewwwww
Politics / Re: Basket Mouth Throws Shades At Diezani Alison-madueke by Elypsis(m): 11:05pm On Apr 23, 2015
Choi! U really ready for this guy o....if I were him I'd logout for 2 whole mnths....u too finish the numbskull jare....Oya 1 bottle for u
wakacome:
Yet he is more handsome than you!!!!!saying you are ugly is an injustice to ugly people,your own worst pass ugliness,yóu are facially terrorised....
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is This Thing Called? So I Can Stop Calling It VLC by Elypsis(m): 10:56pm On Apr 23, 2015
Na traffic cone me dey call am o

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Romance / Re: Are Ladies Obsessed With Guys With Minimal Bow Leg by Elypsis(m): 10:54pm On Apr 23, 2015
Nuffn wey no dey cute for dat one eye...Even if na shit "its kinda cool noni"u no go free am?
ClassyAdewumi:
really? Tell me more!

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