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Religion / Re: Who Is Your Favorite Bible Character And Why? by Elypsis(m): 4:01pm On Oct 26, 2014
jibikunle:
the Bible said son of man will be delivered but woe to whom through which this happen .all we need pray of is that we should not be use like Judas
Bros aw wud Christ av died for our sins if Judas didn't betray him?Did u think God didn't fashion it that way?
Religion / Re: Who Is Your Favorite Bible Character And Why? by Elypsis(m): 12:51pm On Oct 26, 2014
jahbiz:
Ur signature says it all, I can guess those who use those words.
U got any prob with that?Or do u think there wud av being redemption if not for Judas.....God intentionally used him for our salvation cos if God hadn't uused him to beettray the son of man how wud u think Christ wud av died for our sins.............think of it , he later repented tho,did the bible tell us that he neva repented? He did and he was forgiven. Guy reason am
Religion / Re: Who Is Your Favorite Bible Character And Why? by Elypsis(m): 10:41am On Oct 26, 2014
Judas Iscariot........dat guy rugged no be small...I like him cos ama rugged being too
Education / Re: 10 Most Marketable Courses In Nigeria by Elypsis(m): 4:27pm On Oct 25, 2014
Abeggi jor.....Na hin I study mass comm.....come finish service since feb....yet no company don advert for masscomm grads I jst tire.....And me knw say I sabi dis profession wella jst name any branch of it.....Journalism,Advertising,Public Rels.,book pub and broadcasting......am qualified to practise any of it as an enty-level but aw many coys u don see wey advert for this course grad? Especially Ad. Agecies wwhere my interst lies
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2014 Aspirants by Elypsis(m): 4:21pm On Oct 23, 2014
Spaco001:
Are u sure? because I have not heard anything of such neither seen on the internet.
its my uncertainty dat made me throw it to the floor sire...but the person wwho told me is an officer so maybe in 2-3days we'll be sure sire
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2014 Aspirants by Elypsis(m): 3:23pm On Oct 23, 2014
Info reachin me nw that forms are out ....dunno hw authentic it is
Business / Re: *****world Currencies The Naira Is Bigger Than***** by Elypsis(m): 2:01pm On Oct 23, 2014
Ghana Cedis nko?
Celebrities / Re: Photo: JJ Okocha And Wife Loved Up As They Celebrate Her Birthday by Elypsis(m): 6:56pm On Oct 21, 2014
So?? Shey make I come dey fry eggs for am ni?
Sports / Re: Davido Song Played During A La Liga Game This Afternoon by Elypsis(m): 11:31pm On Oct 19, 2014
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepa! Eru reeee ooooo.....Omeru sile o

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Politics / Re: BOMBSHELL: “pres. Jonathan Can’t Win In 2015″ – Dokubo Asari by Elypsis(m): 11:05am On Oct 19, 2014
Though am nt a fan of this present administration but dunno what's gives this Asari Dokubo the effrontery to see himself as a political analyst so to speak...someone who once terrorized the peace of this country.What a confused illiterate......wasn't he the one who supported JEG b4? Now hin com dey yarn rubbish....who is even listening To the confused boy?? Cos the cashflow is no more flowing down his side??
Religion / Re: TB Joshua Carrying Bags Of Rice (Picture) by Elypsis(m): 3:38pm On Oct 16, 2014
sheedy407:
Carrying them to support the falling building?
Blasphemy
Education / Re: Which Of These Grammatical Blunders Are You Guilty of ? by Elypsis(m): 3:28pm On Oct 15, 2014
shokky24:

I was told a is for words that begins with a consonant word,and an is for words that begins with vowel
Mind you, some words are spelt beginning wiv a consonant but u takes a vowel pronunciation....so the sound comes into play here...
Education / Re: Which Of These Grammatical Blunders Are You Guilty of ? by Elypsis(m): 3:12pm On Oct 15, 2014
U cannot say frm
nowhenceforth" but rather they shuold be used separately....I.e they can be use separately......henceforth no one should come here.....or frm no on no one shoulkd come here
Politics / The True Concept Of 'COLD WAR' by Elypsis(m): 1:15pm On Oct 15, 2014
To many, when the statement "cold war" is mentioned what looms to their minds is an era where another brutal war was fought like the 1st and 2nd world war....Ironically, what was termed "cold war" was the communication/ideologies era between the eastern bloc and the western bloc.After the second world war underdeveloped countries were tryin to find their feet,hence ,the developed countries swung into action to sell their various ideologies to these under-developed countries so as to influence their ways of life......
The western bloc which consists of the USA,FRANCE,BRITAIN was really spear-headed by the US,they believe in the Capitalist system of govt. While the the eastern bloc spear-headed by the SOVIET believed in the Communist syste of govt...therefore, this brought about a war between these two blocs as to what system of govt should be adopted by the under-developed countries..
They both engaged in the use of radio broadcasts to sell their ideologies to these under-developed countries to the extent dat lines and cables are being destroyed to prevent rivals from effective broadcasts...
However, the western bloc was believed to have won the war because most countries adopted their system as against their counterpart.....Today it is obvious that most countries of the defunct USSR embracced the Capitalist system
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Latest Ongoing Recruitment At Chevron by Elypsis(m): 12:54pm On Oct 15, 2014
Paroman:
Definitions
(chemistry)
1. a person who vulcanizes or the equipment used in treating rubber
with sulphur or sulphur compounds under heat and pressure to
improve elasticity and strength or to produce a hard substance
such as vulcanite
2. a person who vulcanizes or the equipment used in the process of
vulcanizing substances other than rubber


Collins English Dictionary angry
obviously, I added an exception.....
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Latest Ongoing Recruitment At Chevron by Elypsis(m): 8:46am On Oct 15, 2014
Paroman:
Vulcanizers not forganizers.... You must be a typical yoruba man. grin

please can a third class graduate applied? grin
forganizer or Vulcanizer, u won't find it in dictionary except if theyy've included it in recent editions...
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage As Pump Attendant At Forte Oil Station (Photos) by Elypsis(m): 4:36pm On Oct 13, 2014
Shuooo! shocked hw dis 1 come take affect my blood pressure now?? Snc when hustlers dey do am nko? Una no see them....Tiwa come do am e come be newsMptchewwwww
Romance / Re: You Will Be Surprised. Some Things Guys Look At First On A Woman. by Elypsis(m): 6:36am On Oct 13, 2014
@ Op won't u say somfin abt tear-tear feet? Nuffin disgusts me more in a lady other than dat....lolz
Celebrities / Re: Happy 28th Birthday To Phyno (Rapper) by Elypsis(m): 4:01pm On Oct 09, 2014
As a staunch Yoruba boy....I no dey understand hin lyrics .....but I like the guy die....he spits nice flows....mehn......My igbo broda Phyno is an asset to y'all

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Launches New Website's by Elypsis(m): 3:39pm On Oct 09, 2014
lilprinze:
Never give up. I like that her haters made google to block the oder website but she did not give up, instead of her to be regretting and start crying she went to open another website.
NO offense meant bro.....but if u knw aw pain-staking it is for u to get an info and someone else uses it to his or her own advantage without even crediting u....haba! E dey pain person na make person dey make money with ur sweat and effort without any kobo or atleast even mention ur name........when u dey school why u put references for ur project na?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy DSSC 2014/2015 by Elypsis(m): 12:06pm On Oct 08, 2014
Can't wait for it to cme out o
Romance / Re: My Fiance Is Very Dirty by Elypsis(m): 8:36am On Oct 08, 2014
sexyseun:
Guys by default are dirty pigs. The day i entered jim iyke's room i almost fainted. Iyanya has good taste with colors in his bedroom but its so rough and tumble.

Never attempt to visit face at festac,he's crib is so untidy.
wetyn u dey find abt sef?? Next u go tell us say u enter Obasanjo room.....hmmmmmm something is fish o u leave their sitting room na dia room u dey enter directly....no offense meant tho

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Business / Re: 7 Annoying People You Meet At The ATM by Elypsis(m): 3:17pm On Oct 03, 2014
U neva see anything my broda.....Abeg jst find time and go to katsina, daura precisely.....dat was where I served the normal thing there is for u to join a long queue for most of our beloved abokis either checkin dia balances or tryin to load recharge cards worth 100 or 200 naira @ the expense of corpers wey wan collect allowee to sustain..... Or make our beloved abokis wan withdraw 5k but hin go prefer make he withdraw 1k each.....guy I fight tire......Lmfao....bad old days....rotfl....No offense meant oooo my pple...most of ur girls are strikinlyy beautiful anyways.....infact I will prefer.
Marrying a northerner...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Airforce Direct Short Service Course (DSSC) 2014 Aspirants by Elypsis(m): 9:24am On Oct 03, 2014
Hello House...any info abt NAF? This wait is taking eternity oooo....lolz

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Autos / Re: A Brand New 2014 Mercedes Benz GL700 (brabuss) For Sale by Elypsis(m): 7:17pm On Sep 30, 2014
DidiLove1:

Sailor, it's a Brabus.
Obrigado...bro
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If This Guy Rough Handled Ur Gf Or Wife by Elypsis(m): 7:15pm On Sep 30, 2014
Guy! Na to befriend am,flex am well well,come subtly explain to am say wetin he do pain u wella but u no fit vex for am cos say u like am well well........Shikenah
Autos / Re: A Brand New 2014 Mercedes Benz GL700 (brabuss) For Sale by Elypsis(m): 6:55pm On Sep 30, 2014
Shey mercede benz don change logo ni?? Abi wetin be the "B" wey I see for the grille lyk dat??

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Places Pa Akinkunmi On Lifetime Salary, Gives Out Houses To Steward by Elypsis(m): 7:19pm On Sep 29, 2014
Arghhhhhh @ last Pa Akinkunmi is truly honoured.....na dat 1 sweet me pass cos I've been praying ever since I knew who designed the national flag,dat he deserves better honour......that's the way it should be. He should be reckoned as an icon....

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