Haba! "My name is" is the correct statement

Masscomm grads nko??

berem: you call it silly metal? A symbol of union blessed by an ordained man of God is what you call a silly metal?

Smh

shey Bible talk am say if we no use wedding rings. We not fit marry ni? Na the oyinbos wey bring xtianity come propound dat I jarey....

dljbd1: Hilarious



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Wow! What a way to start a day.

Firstly, all glory to God in the Highest for this golden privilege. Only Him can make this a reality after 8years of fighting for this position as a NLder. Baba God noni jare

Secondly, I'd want to thank you to swift for being stable during the period of the initial post only. (Only during that period! Nothing more! )

Thirdly, to my parents for changing my school countless number of times so I could be eloquent in writing, typing, and verbal.

Fourthly, how will I forget my fellow NLders predecesors on FTC matters. Frankly speaking, they've all being a source of motivation and I can proudly pass on the baton to another willing NLder.

Fifthly, I'd never forget the papa of NL, Seun. Keep doing what you do best.

FTC tynz since 1801!!!!

u win champions league ni? Abi madrid sign u? Why u cum hapi reach dis extent....lolz u are a funny guy anyways

I wonder why somme pple on NL take evrything for jokes......if u wan crack silly and dry jokes why not take to the stage and stop fooling ur ass.......fine! It was reported that an aircraft was hovering on the church's airspace its freakin possible that the vibrations frm the sound cud av caused the damage.....why some dry joke crackers jst think they funny....

Ahhh I rem. 100L na me with ma roommate dey chop eba with fish naso I carry fish chop say I no dey chop the eba again...meanwhile I no feeel hungry @ all but I wan chop fish....mehn dat fish bone just cross my throat...I ended up swallowing the whole eba with big big morsels...yet the bone stand gidigba...na the 3rd day I manage use my hand remove am o.....I kept the bone as a souvenir till my 300L sha....lolz

Make our politicians begin dey wear made in Nig products especially shoes make the pressy himsef dey knack Aba shoes den na dat tym we go knw say we dey improve for Naija...We as citizens dnt reckon with our own products proudly but we attch much importance to some fuckin gucci,ben sherman etc......oya show the shoe wey no go spoil nah??Kudos to u Aba Shoemakers!! I hail una!!

[color=#000099][/color]some kain thins wey dey make FP nowadays ehn?? U bleach or u no bleach abeg tell me how dat 1 take affect my blood pressure sef.....

Ulrich01:

yep i predicted that might happen..

ulrich01 abeg bro I'll like u to pm me ur pin or whatsapp no so we can work 2geda

Lilchilz: guys stake hiqher on d qame

Hello bro....pls u can whatsapp me on 07036140405......am really interested in ur experience and expertise....thanks in anticipation

handie: thanks bro. I really wanna do post graduate degree but I gat get beta undergraduate result to encourage popsy to send me to a good school for it and the chance of a 2.1 if I stay an extra semester is like 99%. But is it really possible that I can go for Nysc with ny classmates going for d next batch of service?

.....Oga op u can never eat ur cake and have it na....jst follow ur heart...dats all

U can never ever get a perfect literary work.......dats the reason literary criticsm and appreciation emerged...

Tallesty1: Your reason is............?

cos I wonder how u js like dat.....to an extent that she's refused to bck out...

Tallesty1: What do you want me to read? He reasoned like a child when he was a child, right? He suffered heartbreak when he was a novice in relationship games.

.....hi bro, pls I really wanna see what u look-like maybe u shud use ur pic as a profile pic. Or sumfin I asked 3c the same.....fenks

3cycle:
Lol but we can atleast start from somewhere.
Stop playing hard to get, am not a monster sugar.
The more you keep rejecting me, the more I get to like you and I don't know if I can accept a no from you. Think about it

........My sister I really feel ur pain as regards Tallesty's matter....but pls can u do me a favour? Pls jst lemme see a pic of u......I'll ask ur crush same....fenks + maybe u shud use it as ur profile pic or sumfin

My Brova ....no worries nah.....money na the lastt thing wey I fit worry abt....but I've jst got to wait for my time ni.....am not filled up neither am I hungry so am balanced u see? But wealth go soon find me...jst chill bro

Meeeeeeehn......so most ladies prefer dark guys....am lucky enuff to be dark.....#dancing shoki+apkako+galala+makossa@once#. Infact I go dey rub kiwi polish henceforth...

When I didn't wanna get crioz,they. Wanted to be......bt now I wanna get serious bt I can't find...

Other equipments may be in other sections nah....we expect a car factory to be big with other sections so am not suprised cos the pics are showing limited sections......haba!

My sister for heaven's sake don't harbor dat. Kinda thoughtt in ur heart...think abt its physical,social and celestial consequencies.....there is definitely a handsome dude in some corner dying to make u his own for life!...

This thread draws me bck reminiscing when I was a toddler.....my frnd and I,nuffn delights us more other than deflating my dad's car tires.....Meeeeehn the sound thrills us wella....I no wan remember the day dem catch us sha.....its was "world's beating day"naso I go call am

Make me sef follow.....tho not handsome buh I believe say I get hope compared to some pple...lolz

[quote author=michaelking28]I don't even know for them,or is it that tin in d pics above?[/mquote]. Rotfl