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Romance / Re: Guys What Does It Feel Like When A Beautiful Lady Says That She Truly Loves You? by Elypsis(m): 6:34pm On Feb 06, 2015
To be candid, u feel a wave of deep,genuine passion cascading thru ur body and overflowin ur hrt...its the best feeling mehn! Especially when she says it without any inducemnt

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Music/Radio / Re: Rap Verse You Love By A Naija Artiste by Elypsis(m): 9:23pm On Feb 05, 2015
2dice:

ooh i guess he was referring to our late Yaradua?
sure he was bro...lolz
Music/Radio / Re: Rap Verse You Love By A Naija Artiste by Elypsis(m): 6:54pm On Feb 05, 2015
My flows sicker than my president- Jesse Jagz (jargo)

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Romance / Re: Seven Routes To A Guy's Heart by Elypsis(m): 4:56pm On Feb 03, 2015
Wow nice 1 op..jst gimme a girl dat has atleast 5 of these qualities den I'll start sumfin real with her....I want yoruba cos my mum is no offense meant o..
Romance / Re: Ladies: Reasons Why You Should Never "Woo" A Guy by Elypsis(m): 6:02pm On Feb 01, 2015
@ op hw can dis improve my life nowjez jokin tho...
Autos / Re: Registered 2006 Fx35 For Sale @ 1.2m In Port-harcourt Negotiable by Elypsis(m): 3:55pm On Jan 30, 2015
Are u sure dis car has no major fault @ all??
Celebrities / Re: SHOCKER! Davido Wants Presidnet Jonathan’s Job, Says I Can Rule Nigeria by Elypsis(m): 6:17pm On Jan 28, 2015
We've neva had a tattooed president/head of state and it will never happen
Politics / Re: Doyin Okupe Offers N1million To Anyone That Can List 10 Achievements Of Buhari by Elypsis(m): 9:42am On Jan 28, 2015
Even u ursef Doyin Okupe wey no dey credible....hw can we be sure dat u'll give such person d money.....u wey dey change words everyday......am even ashamed dat u're frm my tribe
Romance / Re: Pregnancy Before Marriage: Share Your Views by Elypsis(m): 11:16am On Jan 27, 2015
Cutehector4u:
wat is d sole reason of marriage
I tire o my broda
Jokes Etc / Re: CRK Teacher by Elypsis(m): 6:55am On Jan 27, 2015
Dis 1 na gbege o
Politics / Re: Picture Of A Politician Dressed, And Campaign In Chelsea Kits. by Elypsis(m): 12:49pm On Jan 24, 2015
Laffn my fuckin ass off mehn........dis guy got. Me rolln....haba! Dis is illetracy of the highest order
Foreign Affairs / Re: Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah Dies Aged 90 Following Battle With Pneumonia by Elypsis(m): 6:58am On Jan 23, 2015
RIP ur majesty...
Education / Re: Who Vs. Whom: The Official Guide by Elypsis(m): 3:37pm On Jan 22, 2015
I love educational pieces lyk dis bt its probability of making fp is so slm cos our mods prefer Dbanj dog rapes Beyonce's cat kinda stories
Politics / Re: Air Force Corporal Slaps CSP Thrice At Lagos Airport by Elypsis(m): 1:39pm On Jan 20, 2015
Walai e sweet ma belle....,aso e dey be when police sef dey harass we civilans unjustly
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: - by Elypsis(m): 7:16pm On Jan 19, 2015
bukkylois:

Yeah I am working on it. I hope you are gonna join
definitel! Pls do what's required asap
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: - by Elypsis(m): 6:31pm On Jan 19, 2015
I think it will make a lot of sense...pls make sure dat rules are strictly adhered to b4 some silly pre-mature brains take dis thread for granted
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Is My Problem -Jonathan Cries Out In Secret Meeting by Elypsis(m): 4:15pm On Jan 19, 2015
[quote author=jcflex post=29934599][/quote]as for me,(a traimed journalist but not practising) I dnt believe in anytin this so called "sahara reporters" reports as a news agency cos they're fond of libelous and slanderous news materials....stewpid set of pple who are abusing the credibilty of the much revered journalism as a profession....
Politics / Re: I Have Chosen To Vote For GEJ - Ibinabo Fiberesima by Elypsis(m): 4:50pm On Jan 15, 2015
So wetin go come happen Sibinabo abi wetin dem dey call u? Shebi na electorate go knw who hin go vote for....wetin come be our own even if u wan vote baboon?Abi dem tell u say u be my role model ni? Oniranu

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Romance / Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Elypsis(m): 11:01pm On Jan 14, 2015
lanicky:
This guy will never stop talking about 10 things..lol


His next topic would be.....10 things broke gals say or maybe 20.
I tire o......I wonder why he can't put his writing skills into sumfin dat can brng him money......

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Romance / Re: Why Is It That Guys Don't Find Their BLOOD SISTERS Sexually Attractive ??? by Elypsis(m): 6:33pm On Jan 12, 2015
Am dissappointed with this kinda silly question...

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Politics / Re: President Goodluck's Administration 2011-2015 Positive Change Report in Pics by Elypsis(m): 11:31am On Jan 12, 2015
No newly constructed roads?? All na rehab.....omo na una sabi jor calculate all the amount of money spent on every project and deduct it frm the budget over the years and gimme the difference....dat shud go a long way in convincing me...
Politics / Re: How Buhari Constituted His Government When He Was Head Of State In 1982-1984: B by Elypsis(m): 7:06am On Jan 12, 2015
So why are we now saying GMB is an extremist Na wah for dis pple o.....
Politics / Re: Hilarious: Buhari Posts Picture Upside Down On Twitter [photo] by Elypsis(m): 3:50pm On Jan 05, 2015
publisher:
Is this a sign of how Buhari will turn Nigeria upside down if he emerges President?

Who else needs evidence that GMB has no school certificate? grin grin grin
@ OP. So anytin dats horizontal must be upside down? Instead of u to criticize constructively u are saying the pic is upside down.....guy haba! U fall my hand o
Education / Re: One Year Degree Conversion Program For Hnd Holders by Elypsis(m): 5:21pm On Jan 03, 2015
Hw does it wrk?
Romance / Re: Nairalanders With The Most Handsome Faces by Elypsis(m): 1:02am On Dec 19, 2014
SavageGarden:
lo Bro abeg non vex na joke I dey I'm a trouble maker lol
its ok I knew u were jst teasing....we are brodaz....lolz....infact xppect me in ur hood @ xmas so u'll flex me
Education / Re: Is There Anything Like Strong 2.1 Or Weak 2.1?? by Elypsis(m): 12:17am On Dec 19, 2014
My broda its a gimmick we students use o.....I even tire for am.2nd class na 2nd class jare

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Romance / Re: Nairalanders With The Most Handsome Faces by Elypsis(m): 12:11am On Dec 19, 2014
SavageGarden:
yuck you smell grin
fenks bro....
Romance / Re: Nairalanders With The Most Handsome Faces by Elypsis(m): 11:27pm On Dec 18, 2014
Haba me sef fit follow for this thread nau. Atleast my mama dey alwayz tell me am handsome....peeepz comment if I dnt make the list....lolz

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Celebrities / Re: Dad Sentenced To Life In Prison For Killing His Two Daughters After Fight With by Elypsis(m): 12:13pm On Dec 18, 2014
This lyf sha
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of A Guy Who Spent $150,000 Just To Look Like Kim Kadarshian by Elypsis(m): 10:26am On Dec 18, 2014
Haba! Mr. Eminentme...... Mercy oo. lolz

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Celebrities / Re: Photos Of A Guy Who Spent $150,000 Just To Look Like Kim Kadarshian by Elypsis(m): 9:57am On Dec 18, 2014
Ryt nw. Am laffin in vernacular...hehehehehe See as person jst turn hinsef to an ugly muchacho cos of craze and mumuness

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