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Culture / Re: List Of Yoruba Dialects by Elypsis(m): 11:55am On Apr 22, 2015
I REP YEWA

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Religion / Re: Sleeping With My Step-mum Seems To Be My Only Chance For Survival by Elypsis(m): 6:20am On Apr 22, 2015
Choi! Dis guy can compose format o...We do pass dt 1 whenn we still dey hustle 4 street....Dis 1 na real format
Romance / Re: Please Help!!!!! See What I Saw In My Gf's Bag by Elypsis(m): 3:54pm On Apr 21, 2015
IYANGBALI:
God bless you jare. Some people come here dey write poooo
gbayi baba mi...ur head dey dia
Romance / Re: Please Help!!!!! See What I Saw In My Gf's Bag by Elypsis(m): 2:50pm On Apr 21, 2015
What I know abt this is "do as I say" inside d gourd is a small powder-like substance,the cover is has an extension dt goes deep down d gourd,it is used as an applicator....All she jst needs to do is taste the substance with d tip of her tongue then thereafter u are done for...
Celebrities / Re: Reminisce Chilling With His Daughter (picture) by Elypsis(m): 7:45pm On Apr 15, 2015
My child and I are gonna be chilling like this too....very very soon....nuffn gives one more joy to be chillng with his offspring

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Celebrities / Re: Us Doctors Discover A Black Woman In Maryland With Two Vag Inas [see Photos] by Elypsis(m): 9:51pm On Apr 14, 2015
Nt badt na...if business dey boom,person dey open branch office so dis 1 na natural branch office....lwkmd
Politics / Re: We Used Almajiris To Vote Out Jonathan – Kwankwaso by Elypsis(m): 3:14pm On Apr 14, 2015
Clap! Clap! Clap! Well said, bt I know of sum1 whom u denied assistance into the Nigerian Army SSC simply because he's Yoruba while u were Miniter of Defence and I can remember dat u said it to his face as he claimed... May God 4giv u o..Kwankwaso. Cos u are advisng sum1 aganst tribalism now

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Religion / Re: Who Owns The Cock That Crowed As A Result Of Peter's Deniall by Elypsis(m): 9:36pm On Apr 09, 2015
Ohk! Dat 1? Na Obasanjo Farms na
Car Talk / Re: See Damages Of A Car Caused By A Heavy Wind In Trans-ekulu Enugu State by Elypsis(m): 4:28pm On Apr 09, 2015
Jesu ooooooo. Dis 1 na real debt o....My brotherz and sitaz pls dnt joke with ur tithes o, God has various ways of obtaining it frm u..Smiles jst sayin tho

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Fashion / Re: Things Your Laundryman Will Never Tell You by Elypsis(m): 2:53pm On Apr 08, 2015
All dose ones na stress. Jst apply a little amount of kerosene and ariel detergent on the affected part and scrub..

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Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Without Make-up by Elypsis(m): 4:06pm On Apr 06, 2015
adbokus:

Hmm..if na na as all of dem dey fyn na so dem dey loyal e for too perfect...
I swear I can never date a celebrity talkless of marrying one,unless she's made after I married her
Romance / Re: Should He Accept À Job Offer Frm His Galfrnd Wu He Dnt Plan Settling With? by Elypsis(m): 12:00pm On Apr 06, 2015
Grasp it wiv both hands o!tell him! Cos dats hs angel o...dats the slightest opportunity he has.God can use anybody for ur uplftment
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Without Make-up by Elypsis(m): 9:41am On Apr 06, 2015
Haba! She fine na

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Politics / Re: Guber Poll: Oba Of Lagos Reads Riot Act To Igbo... The Sun by Elypsis(m): 8:09am On Apr 06, 2015
Firefire:
... and the intimidation continue... Oba, indeed. undecided


Let the so called Oba know that power belongs only to Almighty God and He gives to whosoever He wishes.
Obas don't suggest or beg where I come from.they jst decree and it becomes stamped, he knws what he's saying that's why he's so sure,mind you,God gave him dat throne in d first place if He doesn't want hm there,he won't ascend the throne
Romance / Re: Girls: How Do You Know A Guy's Future Is Bright? by Elypsis(m): 8:05pm On Apr 05, 2015
Its so simple, the gross of what he talks abt will hlp u to decipher if he's got a vision...it won't be hard for any girl am dating to read what I want in life I dnt hide it.it talk abt it when I av d opportuniity and if she feels she doent bilif in me,let her go and drink diesel
Romance / Re: How True Could This Be? by Elypsis(m): 2:40pm On Apr 04, 2015
I agree with d list except the last.....if she no fit call me more let her go and drink diesel,I no get tym to dey fasten pampers for fowl o...
Music/Radio / Re: A Top Nigerian Artist Just Offered Him 5M To Buy His Song... Should He Sell? by Elypsis(m): 8:24am On Apr 04, 2015
Since he's talented as u claim, I dnt thnk composing anoda sng shud be hard for him.I suggest he sells it and then look out if the artst can even sign him....dnt try it yet dat u wanna record an album cos u dnt av an idea of the enornimity of the task....use ur heads and nt ur hrts bro

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Do I Greet My Panel Of Interviewers by Elypsis(m): 12:42pm On Apr 03, 2015
elantraceey:



I'm not good at English but be careful of such mistakes .


Best of luck smiley
haba! U're wicked
Romance / Re: April Fool Gone Bad:he.won't Talk To Me by Elypsis(m): 1:26pm On Apr 01, 2015
sholikay:
Serves you right.. cheesy
na cos say she dey too less-busy dats why she had to put her relationshp on the line....infact serves her right x100 sef

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Politics / Re: Buhari’s Victory: The Men Who Made It Possible by Elypsis(m): 10:02am On Apr 01, 2015
I can't believe my eyes that u left Fashola outta the list....Are u sure u researched well b4 writing this piece?
Car Talk / Re: Photo: What Type Of Springs Are These In This Picture? by Elypsis(m): 8:08am On Mar 24, 2015
Clutch springs sire
Celebrities / Re: Ayo Fayose's Brother Disowns Him; Calls Him A Disgrace To The Family by Elypsis(m): 5:16pm On Mar 23, 2015
So what moree can we say?? When hs elder bro cud say this,I must confess I respect this man's integrity
Nairaland / General / Re: What Will Happen After 28th March? by Elypsis(m): 3:47pm On Mar 23, 2015
Eclipse of the stars...
Romance / Re: My Boo Want Me To Meet His Mum by Elypsis(m): 4:40pm On Mar 19, 2015
ivyT:


Make we hear word,nobody is playing anybody
grin
u try.
Politics / Re: Some Revealing Pictures In OPC Rally In Lagos by Elypsis(m): 2:57pm On Mar 19, 2015
Mynd44:

Did APC exist in 2011?
nice observation bro, a lot of us here reason thru the anus, I dnt knw why a right thinkng human being will see the truth and fail to reckon with it
Romance / Re: My Boo Want Me To Meet His Mum by Elypsis(m): 2:23pm On Mar 19, 2015
MhizVee:
if I get there wetin I go tell her
haba! Anyways u can tell her that u are always possessed by a spirit sha.....what kinda que is dat??
Romance / Re: My Boo Want Me To Meet His Mum by Elypsis(m): 2:21pm On Mar 19, 2015
Merlissa:



Just be clam and answer the questions straight and simple

Don't go narrating the story of your life

And remember to smiley smiley smiley smiley
is it an interview?? And all na pretense o

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