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Crime / Re: Police Made Me Write Statement At Gunpoint – Graduate (pictured) by Elypsis(m): 8:55am On Nov 03, 2015
What a dumb comment??
INTROVERT:
angry


He should face the consequences for his 'good deeds'.
Police is your friend after all but when you see fight or wahala in your area rotate 180degrees and put your legs one in front of another at a double pace.....






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Car Talk / Re: Make Una Come Help Me Oooooo!!! Honda Element Or Kia Soul? by Elypsis(m): 1:02am On Oct 23, 2015
Definitely!
Car Talk / Re: Make Una Come Help Me Oooooo!!! Honda Element Or Kia Soul? by Elypsis(m): 12:45am On Oct 23, 2015
I think the kia soul is more efficient compared to element. Remember honda products and their attendant ball joint issues.moreover the kia soul is more classy and posh

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: [UPDATED.] Implementation Officers Required By International Development Agency by Elypsis(m): 12:38am On Oct 23, 2015
Congrats to those who didn't get the rejection e-mail...I got one jst now. Unto d next one
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: [UPDATED.] Implementation Officers Required By International Development Agency by Elypsis(m): 2:29pm On Oct 20, 2015
Any update so far??
Programming / Re: Promo:iwill Develop Your Blog/web Into Android App by Elypsis(m): 8:54am On Oct 17, 2015
Nice one bro.... Dats inspiring...I'd contact u later
Career / Re: Join The Advertsnigeria Team by Elypsis(m): 4:36pm On Oct 15, 2015
How does it work? Maybe we shud talk....I'd lyk 2 be enlightened more on this
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: [UPDATED.] Implementation Officers Required By International Development Agency by Elypsis(m): 12:49pm On Oct 12, 2015
Oga Cousins e don tey wey we see u for this way o. I pray I make d net stage cos I like dat job
Technology Market / Re: Zanotti Balenciaga Patrick Moor Givenchy Christian Lobotinny Adidaas jerseys!! by Elypsis(m): 2:17pm On Oct 11, 2015
Bros put prices na
Celebrities / Re: Photo: Throwback Pics Of Meek Mills And Nicki Minaj by Elypsis(m): 8:27pm On Oct 02, 2015
Hahahahahaha ..this bum tho be like sumtn wey dem starch
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: [UPDATED.] Implementation Officers Required By International Development Agency by Elypsis(m): 10:20am On Sep 30, 2015
atama27:
tha APL is the appointment letter plus training, I guess the didn't get the required number for some states.
merci bro, guess it won't be too bad if we xchange contacts since we're in this 2geda. I sent u a maiil earlier on here.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: [UPDATED.] Implementation Officers Required By International Development Agency by Elypsis(m): 9:59am On Sep 30, 2015
atama27:
My source says invite for APL's will start dropping two weeks from now, they still want to conduct interviews for some states(special requirement). So let's keep praying, either way the program will kick start November 1st week. Best wishes All.
what's d APL abt? + cud it be other states are being opened up or the number off pple who applied aint enuff since they need abt 10 pple in each state
TV/Movies / Re: You Know Its A Nigerian Movie When by Elypsis(m): 4:31pm On Sep 29, 2015
U jst nailed it gbam my broda... Dis gt me lmao. Africa Magic Epic is the worst,you'd be seeing titles like:Chioma d drummer girl, Obi the flute player, John the mosquito killer etc I come dey rembr our pry skul story books. Chai dat thing dey do me like say make I tear d producer slap.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: [UPDATED.] Implementation Officers Required By International Development Agency by Elypsis(m): 6:51pm On Sep 28, 2015
Sure! Myself and a lady I met there. Ours was slated for friday sha. Kwara state o
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: [UPDATED.] Implementation Officers Required By International Development Agency by Elypsis(m): 11:16am On Sep 28, 2015
Yes they said so cos I asked them @ the interview...bt I dnt knw when they will call the successful candidates.. I heard some interviewees were saying they can collect 30k as their remuneration, can that be true? Cos me I told them point blank that 100k is my expectation
Romance / Re: Don't Know What To Do by Elypsis(m): 6:59pm On Sep 26, 2015
Welcome on board bro...u jst missed the girl dat loves u with everything mindless of who or what u are....when I was in school I had almost same experience bt I missed it cos I tot I was hot and handsomes cos they keep hovering around me...Now I wished I had kept the girl....When u get to the outer world u knw bitches do exist some will wanna marry u cos dey see u av a futute some for the sake of their agedness.... Congrats once again bro, u go find her kind tire u no go see

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Sports / Re: Mad Cheddar Tips (bookies Nightmare) by Elypsis(m): 10:02am On Sep 26, 2015
Ok u're welcome
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: [UPDATED.] Implementation Officers Required By International Development Agency by Elypsis(m): 4:58pm On Sep 22, 2015
@okorotony, u mean say na 2day u apply ba? And u got invited today.... Are u to choose d day for ur interview all by urself?
okorotonny:
Pls help with the venue. I applied today and invited. My preferred date for interview is Thursday 24th but mistakenly typed Tuesday 24th in reply of my preferred date. Kindly let me know the venue okontonny@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: [UPDATED.] Implementation Officers Required By International Development Agency by Elypsis(m): 1:43pm On Sep 22, 2015
Atama pls can u hlp with the venue of the interview in Abuja lemme see if they'll interview me.
atama27:
. The interview went well,its more like an interaction,but it's closing on Friday, if you can risk goin to the venue, u could convince them to interview youn with good reasons though. All the best as we xpect the second stage soon.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: [UPDATED.] Implementation Officers Required By International Development Agency by Elypsis(m): 1:37pm On Sep 22, 2015
@ effesy abeg I jst dey see the vacancy now..is it too late for me to apply or the application must av been closed by now? What about the possibility of gate crashing? Pls reply asap
effesey:
i jst recieved mail now ! I Was invited for interview in abuja,pls did any one also received invitation too?
Career / Re: Advertising And Marketing Communications Professionals' Thread by Elypsis(m): 11:41am On Sep 22, 2015
@ Bowale, u're welcome in here. Btw what's has been their response so far? What's your course of study?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: [UPDATED.] Implementation Officers Required By International Development Agency by Elypsis(m): 8:53am On Sep 22, 2015
Op is it too late to apply today? I want to apply to kwara state.
cousins:
We are currently recruiting qualified candidates for an International Development Organizations malaria intervention in selected states in Nigeria. 

JOB DESCRIPTION
Sensitization of connect groups on Malaria symptoms, prevention and treatment
Data collection and reporting on prevalence of malaria
Tracking of LLIN ownership
Administration of surveys/questionnaires
Training of peer educators

QUALIFICATION
BSc/HND/OND in any social science course
Computer Literacy and MS Office
ProficiencySkills: Presentation; Customer service; territory management; self-confidence; Self-motivating and Self-starter.
Fluency in Hausa and other local dialects would be an added advantage.

Remuneration is very attractive

Candidates should be located in the following states 
Bauchi
Benue
Jigawa
Kaduna
Kano
Katsina
Kebbi
Kogi
Kwara
Niger
Sokoto
Zamfara

Interested candidates should send their CV and Cover letters to damola@giresources.net and cc Patrick@giresources.net.

Kindly include the state you are applying to work in the title of your email.

The deadline for submission is September 23, 2015.
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny!!! by Elypsis(m): 6:15pm On Sep 21, 2015
Choi! Only women? Naso dem go take finish this country money o. Am proud to be. A man
Career / Advertising And Marketing Communications Professionals' Thread by Elypsis(m): 6:46pm On Sep 20, 2015
I have searched through the nooks and crannies on NL but found no thread for these professionals.Evidently, ad and MC professionals make d world go round in the sense that we publicize evry product and service that is useful to mankind...
In this vein, I have decided to open this thread strictly for practising professionals and intending professionals.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: CV Wizards Nairaland Thread. Ask Us Anything. by Elypsis(m): 11:34am On Sep 19, 2015
Hello, am graduate of masscomm frm a reputable polytechnic, although am versatile n familiar with all the branches of masscomm bt I prefer Advertising to others. However, I prepared a resume and I tailored it towards the marketng communications angle of my discipline. Pls I wud like you to review my resume although I av no prior experience with any advertising agency but am very well eqquiped with the intricacies of advertising and how advertising agencies operates. What are my chances of landing a posiition in an ad agency with ma resume cos I know dat when am lucky enuff to land an interview I'll be chosen
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Share Ur Experience In HND Discrimination In Ur Work Place Or In Job Interview. by Elypsis(m): 3:39pm On Sep 06, 2015
Thanks for the correction tho...but if u are among those pple who discriminate then go find some PMS and drink maybe a litre or two.
Nature129:


It's not "seeked" but "sought;" tomorrow you people would claim you are being discriminated against...someone studying Mass Comm for that matter. If they like they should make HND equal to Bsc, I don't care, but they are never equal anywhr in the world.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Share Ur Experience In HND Discrimination In Ur Work Place Or In Job Interview. by Elypsis(m): 12:56pm On Sep 06, 2015
I deliberately pursued admission in a polytechnic to study my dream course because the Poly is one of the best across the country.When u thnk about MassComm,then Mapoly is one of the institutions that comes to mind so I got no iota of doubt that if am made to face a university grad of masscomm. Am very sure that I can't be cowered.I sabi the profession no be small I've met a university grad who cudn't define "Advertising"

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Career / Re: Opportunity For Media Training by Elypsis(m): 8:50pm On Sep 02, 2015
Am. Domiciled in Abuja.Is dat a barrier?
boygeorge:


Its not free, but affordable.

New round of trainings will be commencing soon, as such intending participants should direct all enquiries to GEORGE ON:
Tel: 08060661311(Daytime only)
Email: adexgeorge2002@gmail.com
Career / Re: Opportunity For Media Training by Elypsis(m): 3:12pm On Sep 02, 2015
OP is it free...pls shed more light on d way venue and payments attached to it...Am a media person already bt no knowledge is a waste pls shed light
boygeorge:
OPPORTUNITY FOR MEDIA TRAINING

Do you want to be a broadcaster, an on air personality, a music/entertainment broadcaster, an M.C, or simply want to improve on your broadcasting skills? Do you wish to be trained by veteran media practitioners with over 30years field experience?

A frontline media company based in the nation’s capital Abuja is set to commence a round of media trainings for people in the broadcast industry as well as interested members of the public who wish to pursue a career in the industry.

Introduction to broadcasting (which can give trainees an overview of all that is obtained in the broadcast industry), for anyone who wishes to train as a broadcaster, on air personality and all other interested persons. We also do voice auditions for persons with media voice potentials, with subsequent recommendations to public and private media companies for job placements.

New round of trainings will be commencing soon, as such intending participants should direct all inquiries to GEORGE ON:

Tel: 08060661311(Daytime only)
Email: adexgeorge2002@gmail.com
Celebrities / Re: Goldie's Gay Stylist Ezeogu Puts His Massive Eggplant On Social Media by Elypsis(m): 5:11pm On Aug 24, 2015
This is the dumbest goat I've ever come across..See him bia-bia lyk Nebuchadnezzar own.

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