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Romance / Re: My Boo Want Me To Meet His Mum by Elypsis(m): 2:20pm On Mar 19, 2015
That's hw I moved on frm a relatiionship cos I wanted her to meet my mum and she was forming shy....I jst took her as unserious den I walked away frm the relationship cos I felt she was hding sumfin frm me......I dnt knw why u gals like us to contiinue playin u

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Politics / Re: Salaries Of Legislators by Elypsis(m): 11:37pm On Mar 18, 2015
I swear, dat will make a lot of sense...and can we call that. Service to the nation when ur ulterior motive of holding a political office is to. Enrich ur wretched self and famly...I pity my country Naija..bt I knw revolution is imminent sha
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Looks Like Micheal Jackson by Elypsis(m): 4:20pm On Mar 16, 2015
;DWhen it reaches a stage where a youth's eyes will be deceiving him/her.... I think prompt action should be taken. Michael Jackson kor Mustafa Jerkson ni...
Crime / Re: DARK SUNDAY: Over 90 Killed, Many Injured As Fulani Insurgents Attack In Benue by Elypsis(m): 8:29pm On Mar 15, 2015
So these pple dnt knw hw to protect themselves abi?? Must u wait for the clueless govt to come and drive them away fr u as well??
Politics / Re: MB The Man Of Many Firsts! by Elypsis(m): 6:08pm On Mar 15, 2015
@OP u don hear o...lolz e be like say u no knw as dis present administration fall pple hand.

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Romance / Re: Reasons Why You Should Take Her Swimming Oj The First Date. by Elypsis(m): 11:11pm On Mar 14, 2015
Chai dat 1st pic got me o. Dat lady nose too fat walai...if u stand close to am for too long person go suffocate o cos only am don use up all the available oxygen.
Crime / Re: Woman Stabbed Husband With Blade To Death In Ibadan. by Elypsis(m): 6:04pm On Mar 14, 2015
What's all these rubbish all abt these days sef?? Wifes killinn their hubby here and there...shey person go come dey fear to. Marry now ni??
Culture / Re: Etymology Of The Word Oyinbo by Elypsis(m): 3:03pm On Mar 14, 2015
kaorama:
Oyinbo was rather a derogatory remark made by the early white slave merchants to refer to an Ibo slave. It was transliterated Onye Ibo which means Ibo man. The early Whit slave merchant could not hide their preference for Igbo slaves whom they saw as hardworking. To register that preference, the whites usually asked for Onye Ibo which they themselves mid pronounced as Oyinbo. I have researched widely on this and can prove the word has its root in the Igbo history.
Personally, I'd love it iif u can expatiate the more and back ur claims up with solid evidences then u'll be my hero..
Culture / Re: Etymology Of The Word Oyinbo by Elypsis(m): 2:52pm On Mar 14, 2015
redcliff:

but did you read it? Most times ftcs do not read the posts before commenting.
smles...of course I read it b4 commenting, am surely nt among those pple that go crazy abt FTCs am way matured beyond that craze without any benefit....u can trace my comments and check out where I've made FTC without any fuss abt it.Its jst sensless 2 me....NO offense meant tho,I dnnt go after FTC
Celebrities / Re: Photo: I Would Have Lost My Husband To Skinny Girls..mide Martins by Elypsis(m): 7:28am On Mar 13, 2015
So shud dat be a national issue?
Crime / Re: Hausa Youths Attack Yoruba In Osun, Five Injured by Elypsis(m): 11:22pm On Mar 11, 2015
BraniacX:


Hahahahahahahahahaha! grin

Did I hear u say ho pee she?

NA wa oh!
This does it for me......
It's official now.....
Most yoruba are cowards
I witnessed your OPC's evolution and trust me, they ain't shyte! Well, not at least when I knew them @ their most aggressive early in Obj's first tenure and that was because there was an Obj @ the top tacitly indulging them as a bulwark against potential sectarian violence and when you say OPC sef, those are the few yorubas when get liver small. The only yorubas I honestly dread are those that were born, grew up and matured in my area south south and those ones stopped being yorubas long ago....those ones na men them be, those ones, like typical south south boys, don't fight in groups like OPC and are self reliant one man armies, those ones get mind die and they are also soft spoken unlike your typical yoruba bus stop tout and they are the reasons why I didn't generalise and call all yorubas cowards.
am quite sure u aint expectin dat I trade words with u.if dats what u thnk am sorry,I don't do it.
Politics / Panic In Aso Rock As Mu'azu Tenders Resignation Letter by Elypsis(m): 10:55pm On Mar 11, 2015
News reaching me now states that Adamu Mu'azu has tendered a resignation letter claiming that he is no more a part of PDP and that Fani Kayode and Ayo Fayose has turned PDP into the opposition party. He was also quoted as saying that this duo has disrupted their laid down strategy...Stay tuned full details later...
Culture / Re: Etymology Of The Word Oyinbo by Elypsis(m): 8:19pm On Mar 11, 2015
I love expository write-ups like this..

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Crime / Re: Hausa Youths Attack Yoruba In Osun, Five Injured by Elypsis(m): 4:56pm On Mar 11, 2015
byteem:
IMAJINE THESE YORUBA COWARDS.. SHAAAME... CAN THIS HAPPEN IN KASTINA OR ADAMAWA NON LESS KANO
we aint cowards bro, we're jst a peace lovin tribe,nt violent but if we vex we don vex be dat....were u nt born when OPC dey paranoid abi??go ask older ones u can find dem go tell u.Meanwhile disclose ur tribe make we hear nau....Am proudly Yoruba

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Crime / Re: Angry Mob Beat PHCN Worker Mercilessly For Cutting Off Their Light In Bariga by Elypsis(m): 7:37pm On Mar 10, 2015
Chai! God bless these pple tremendously o...I like as dem beat sense into him head. Am sure when he is okay he will resgn PHCN job...

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Politics / Re: Where Did This Happen.(photo) by Elypsis(m): 4:36pm On Mar 10, 2015
This is an eyesore...its a disgrace to the ctizenry on the govt's part.this thng dey pain me gaga o.....
Crime / Re: Missing Schoolgirl’s Bones Found Two Weeks After by Elypsis(m): 3:00pm On Mar 10, 2015
I pray she gets found, but am 80% sure dat if her parents stay 2geda dis wudnt have happened....I dspise broken homes...

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Religion / Re: Is Wet Dream A Sin Or Having Sex In Dreams A Sin? by Elypsis(m): 6:42am On Mar 08, 2015
Wet dream is n Sin but sex in the dream is a bad omen.
Celebrities / Re: Dbanj To Perform With Usher, Mary J. Blige At Global Citizen 2015 Earth Day by Elypsis(m): 12:17am On Mar 08, 2015
anonym0us:
guy where u dey buy ur weed? Na quality weed ooo
na wah for u o...
Celebrities / Re: Dbanj To Perform With Usher, Mary J. Blige At Global Citizen 2015 Earth Day by Elypsis(m): 11:39pm On Mar 07, 2015
Bleep:


Yea, in ur dreams bro. With his wack songs.
ur own opinion tho, dats what I think with my own rational thinking bro...
Celebrities / Re: Dbanj To Perform With Usher, Mary J. Blige At Global Citizen 2015 Earth Day by Elypsis(m): 3:18pm On Mar 06, 2015
Ths guy "D banj" is really stepping his game up all the time...I think he's more ambitious than Don Jazzy cos jazzy only limits himself to d normal local acts....this guy will bring home grammy one day am damn sure.

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Autos / Re: Honda Accord (EOD) 2005model Full-option 4sale by Elypsis(m): 12:35pm On Mar 06, 2015
Hw much is it?
Food / Re: Would You Eat This Strange Looking Yam(photos) by Elypsis(m): 10:44am On Mar 05, 2015
Anybody wey chop dis one don chop person ancestors o.....so weird and queer
Romance / Re: Can You Do This On A First Date? (picture) by Elypsis(m): 10:40am On Mar 05, 2015
sammieguze:
Am i supposed to use chopstick?




If i feel lyk eating eba or amala.... I use my hands except she is ready to feed me sha
I tire o....weda na straw or magnet I for use ni. So I for put magnate for my belle so the eba or amala go dey enter my bellle by hinsef....
Politics / Re: "I Am Ready To Die For PDP" - Toyin Aimakhu by Elypsis(m): 9:15am On Mar 04, 2015
So when did Toyin Aimakhu become an opinion leader wey she dey try campaign 4 pdp...this party jst dey waste money I swear,cos na as dem give am money na hin she dey spit nonsense."Numbskull"
Romance / Re: My Experience by Elypsis(m): 10:32pm On Mar 03, 2015
Tallesty1:
Y'know the other day I heard some ladies talking pains of childbirth and stuff women pass through during pregnancy and I was like has any of these girls ever got caught by a Zipper?
baba walai na true u talk o make dem try to get caught by the zipper nau....lmao
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: See How Courtesy Got Him A Job by Elypsis(m): 9:50pm On Mar 03, 2015
Shingu tain chun poyo tuoyo this means "u try" in mandarin....smiles

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Romance / Re: How Many Guys Can Do This To Their Love.. by Elypsis(m): 4:36pm On Mar 03, 2015
I can bet it that a yoruba man can neva do this.
Romance / Re: One Name For This Generous Guy, Pls by Elypsis(m): 10:54am On Mar 03, 2015
elantraceey:
He has been jazzed undecided
this guy is suffering frm "magamugulomycin24" a medical term dats used to describe the disease of being stupidly foolish when in love
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Help!!! So Confused. by Elypsis(m): 9:19pm On Mar 02, 2015
[quote author=menabadoo post=31241872]thanks, there's money in advertising but you need to be a certified advertiser. You need to be a member of APCON, you will be a hot cake with that.
That won't be a prob bro, I jst need a platform where I can launch, I was even doin some researches on some products and tryin to prepare a skeletal ad proposal for them bt snce am nt attached to any ad agency and u knw hw an ad agency's profile is important in a proposal...I jst have to forestall them till God
Ans my prayers o...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Help!!! So Confused. by Elypsis(m): 9:03pm On Mar 02, 2015
menabadoo:
I studied biochemistry, but I am currently working with an advertising agency (not related to my course), at the end of the month I make around N100,000 from job with little stress, no car nor allowance of any form. I got a new job in a pharmaceutical company as a medical rep, with a basic salary of N80,000 (,N20, 000 of the salary for car policy of which i will be the owner of the car after a while), an official car, fuel and medical allowance, but the job is stressful.

I am so confused because I went for a program recently which will increase my pay in the advertising agency, but still I won't get allowances and the company is still growing in relation to new company that offered employment.

Please, can anybody help?
chai! Bro I envy o....cos what I suffered in school to study as a grad of masscomm with a bias in advertising,infact I will leave a 200k banking job to take on a 100k ad agency cos advertising is where my heart lies....infact I won't mind if u can hlp me get a job in ur coy....I will fwd my CV to u bro if I can have ur email, I really need help on this... But all the same u nid to pray abt it and strongly follow ur hrt....find where ur hrt is and take that step...cos u'll excel in what u love doin best than in any other way
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Free Job Test And Interview Questions + Answers by Elypsis(m): 7:46pm On Mar 02, 2015
Stamemmax@yahoo.com

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