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Some pple sabi joke wit crios matter too mch sha,person need hlp as per wetyn dey pain am u dey joke... I think its the fault of the mods...stringent actions shud be taken against jokers and senseless contributors by banning them for jst a week shud dey be found posting anytin dat does go down well, so btym dat person is unbanned I can bet that he/she will be more careful when posting anoda tym....but our Mr Osewa will want to make pple be more numerous on d forum and thereby expanding the base of the target audiences for whom he advertises for... My candid opinion tho

dunkem21:
I noticed this trend last week in Owerri.

They just refused to sell fuel and some people insisted it was politically motivated. I didn't understand how, till it happened in Lagos state ..and seeing comments from NL, my thinking cap came on.

The opposition wants to play out a fuel scarcity game to discredit GEJ.


#Never Again.

iwo gor sha.. Oti gor ju.....haba

Mogidi:
Berem you should call a spade a spade, we've never had it this good. I remember spending hours at petrol stations in the past, we seldom have that now.

jst listen to ursef and check if those words of urs sound sweet 2 d ears....make una jst vote any1 wey una like,as for me I aint casting a vote...am jst tired of voting

DJMCOTTY:
@Elypsis has killed me this morning, now I ave stomach upset.

baba u no agree with me say na suede

Guyz in d aus ,dunno if some of us has experienced dat feeling when u don't wear a boxer or briefs then after peeing the tip of ur p*nis gets caught in btw the zipper while u're zipping up......Oya kip d comments rollin in LMAO........o boy when dat tin do me ehn water jst begin dey drop for me eye without nobody beating me,to draw the zipper up, I no fit to draw am down dem no born me...... Mods push to fp let's be on a lighter mood

Guyz in d aus ,dunno if some of us has experienced dat feeling when u don't wear a boxer or briefs then after peeing the tip of ur p*nis gets caught in btw the zipper while u're zipping up......Oya kip d comments rollin in LMAO........o boy when dat tin do me ehn water jst begin dey drop for me eye without nobody beating me,to draw the zipper up, I no fit to draw am down dem no born me...

I think u gave her dat mind to raise her hand against u...its totally unacceptable...

Suede fruit na.....#rotfl#

Am gonna keep tryin till I win...kip it coming pls

Pls frnds in the house....I checked the site but didn't see nuffin...pls how do I navigate the website to apply for the job?? Thanks a bunch in anticipation

Pls tell ur hubby right away...so he can deal with dat kinda stupid frnd...some pple are jst idiots sha...why u go dey hold ur person wife??

eremy:
Graduate Recruitment at Clarion Medicals Limited

SALES REPRESENTATIVES

Eviron Health Drink needs more experienced Sales Representatives to expand its market drive.

Key responsibilities include:

The Sales representative is responsible for meeting sales targets.
You should devise strategies and techniques necessary for achieving the sales targets.
You should map out potential customers and generate leads and sales.
You must be willing to run the extra mile in order to achieve the overall sales target.
Must be ready to work with little or no supervision
Qualifications:
Minimum Qualification – HND / BSc

 
BRAND COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER

Responsibilities.

Develop, Plan, Coordinate and Implement  strategies to project brand image of company’s products.

Collaborate with Sales Team team  in creating content for marketing/branding materials.

Sort for, Coordinate and Liaise with external partners/agencies  in implementing branding strategies.

Assist Marketing Managers in sales and marketing activities across the country.

Develop and Manage Content for brand/pr management on  Socia Media on a daily basis.

Collaborate with other departments in ad hoc duties.

 

Skills and Qualifications

Have a good degree qualification in Marketing/Brand Management from a reputable University.

Have a good knowledge and flair for managing brands.

Have a good knowledge and interest in trends in the marketing communications industry.

Must be Self Motivated,  Innovative with good communication, research and relationship skills.

Must be a computer Literate, reside in Lagos and be between ages of 21 – 27.

Must  be ready to work with little or no supervision.

Must be willing to be travel outside Lagos Could be undergoing  or completed NYSC programme.
PROFESSIONAL SERVICE OFFICERS

Qualifications : Graduates with a degree in Pharmacy, Chemistry, Microbiology, Anatomy’

Physiology, Biochemistry.

Experience : 6months and above preferred.

Responsibilities:

Preselect ion and targeting of customers.
Understanding of marketing strategies.
Effective implementation of marketing strategies to customers.
Managing Institutional business.
Liasoning with drug authorities.
Trade operation. Co-coordinating with Distributors, Pharmacies and depots.
Feedback to superiors.
Key  Result Area:

Surpassing monthly sales target.
Account Receivable status in control.
Salvage net less than .5% of the sale.

Salaries &Perks:

One of the best in industry.
Car, fuel, maintenance by company.
Laptop with internet.
NOTE: Candidate should have valid driving license.

Deadline : 28th February 2014.

http://clarionmedicals.com/vacancies/

hello bro....fenks for the post...I have HND in mass communication but with a good and adequate knowledge of Marketing comms...I hope am qualified + am comin frm Abuja so I'll like to knw when they'll call for interviews...thanks

Pls. Guys I really need a job in an advertising agency....I've got HND in masscommunication and a very good understanding of marketing communication toools....am very craetive when it comes to ad strategy....pls inbox thanks frnds I'd really appreciate any1 with useful info

Like I care...if u aint a 2face,a P.diddy or an Eminem den u are nt a musician....Especially EMINEM....das guy is jst lyrically blessed mehn...

Am sure fire cannot raze down 25 luxury buses in jst 10mins....this coy is in the hrt of lagos...where the hell firefighters dey dat time then?

Disgusting! Its even bad spiritually....so I believe

Wetin dey dia Its no big deal so long its circumstantial....

missclassy:
Op I read you conversation with the woman and I have this to say

First of all, are you married? Because I don't know the image you portray to those living around you.
I looked at your half-hidden profile picture and it kind of says a lot about who you portray yourself to be.

Secondly, how literate/smart is this woman in the first place. Her conversation skills begs the question of her level of intelligence and general mental well being
Why would someone be pestering you like this. For me its either she is possessed or just a sex addict.

And finally @Op this is my advice. Since she doesn't want to stop her advances towards you, just report her to her husband. Also make sure you show him this same whatsapp conversations you showed us, in other not to implicate yourself.

I just pity for both the woman's husband and her children(if she has any)
She is a disgrace to womanhood. A blemish on the face of femininity.
Shame on her and shame on every other woman like her

haba! Must he break a home cos of dis issue?? Why wud u tell him to report her to her hubby?? Mr lucky pls move outta dat house if u can or report her to a neutral person to talk to her other than her hubby....let the person be an elderly oneshe'll stop disturbin u......it once happened to me so dats what I applied..

AlpineSnow:
I'm flattered. I'm foreign. Never set foot in Nigeria. I've read a lot about Nigeria and know quite a bit about it. I'm not sure that convinces you, but it's the truth.

I hope they grant u visa easily o....cos naija visa sef dey hard o....na we the citizens no knw o

Abi ds Shekarau na bastard ni?.....how NCE,OND and HND holders go come do am?? E be like say d guy don dey reason thru hin anus o....

talktimi:
Osinbajo said its not good for govts to advertise their works since its a symbol of failure so why this advertisement na ? Let the people speak for you

well said friend, bt it is one thing for the press to report ur laudable projects but it is another thing to mount big billboards by ur self applauding ur own projectss....so compare the diff....

Too many teenagers @ hrt heere...dats the main problem bro...I feel ur pain....why nt try to adopt ma style..."Read more and comment jst once in a while on a meaningful topic" it'll hlp

coldrod:
am too young for marriage...i need to control her for goodness sake...she gvs me this sick impression dah she cn do wel financially without me.

I strongly suggest that u shudnt wait for her to demand b4 u do things for her..even if she's richer than u spend on her and make sure u uphold the man dat u're supposed to be by doin this bro

Guy u better grasp her with both hands and marry her + must she aask b4 u spend on her U come dey ask us

I need ma peepz on here to judge if this person looks like her enuff b4 telling her abt it....candid opinions will be apprec8td...Merci

tessyg2:
my dear 2.2 is different from 2.2 , a 2.2 graduate from my school university of Ibadan is like a first class graduate of most states university, because bfor u will even have the 2.2 from ui, u must read to die.

my dear if u lacked the capability while u were in skul to ma ke 2.1 or 1st class, why nt accept it as ur fault and stop hiding under U.I's whatever....U.I isn't as strict as u think na wetin u score dem go give u so why the fuss.....take time o

Ok o....Arnold schwarzenegger did 6th day and Terminator,Will Smith did i-robot...these futurologists are tryin to pass across a msg dat these machines we're building will turn against we humans one day....Of which I strongly share in their predictions

Kane don dey cane Arsenal o....Arsenal fans make una sorry o...I tasted my own last season....take hrt guys!!

Dis got me crackin

MzQueen:
Chai

smiles....have u xperienced dat kinda feeling b4?? Hw do u mean by "Chai"

baralatie:
then you see the same girl moaning under the action of another man and then the rest is history!

bt bro nt all of 'em are same thng some of 'em are trust-worthy...I've tasted the gud and d bad b4 I cum relax nw say make I jst laylow until my missin rib comes along