₦airaland Forum

LanceO:
There is something called brain death. Someone can be brain dead and still be alive, just that he/she won't be able to do anything. The heart will still be working as long as they can keep paying the hospital bills
On the other hand, once a heart stops, everything else stops.

Dude if ur brain dead, are you still living?

Haba una give am visa?
But some pipo funny shaa

Ok

Congrats man
*brings out snuff box *

My guy, the gods will avenge u
People like eggrole sori, highrole be give nairaland guys bad name since inception

Anambra students be killing it since the days of Peter Obi
Proudly Anambrarian, NAH WE DEY HERE

Ever heard of BRAINDEATH?
The moment your brain stops, mehn it's over for u
Meanwhile the brain controls all

ola33t:
nobody is disputing iphone, but for anyone who hates to be limited and handicaped. You would go for android and no network or itune will ever stop you again.

U broke?

Nawa oooh, I bought a DVD player yesterday, when I got home, i connected it before inserting a disc, I thought it would show "NO DISC" on the upper left corner of my tv screen, but guess what it showed?;
"DISC NO DEY"!..
I was shocked, then I inserted a DISC thinking it would display "LOADING", but when I looked at the
Screen again, guess what I saw?;
"E DON DEY LOAD"
What annoyed me most is that it was not playing
at all, so I checked the back of the DVD player to
find out where it was made......?
And Lo and Behold, It Was
MADE IN _________?

oluwatomisin93:
pls any nairalander with idea on the data plan airtel runs using #300. pls help a bro. is very important. or if u have a better data plan

*885*1# it provides you with 250 mb for opera mini n watsap

Broke niggas shouting 'iPhone is overhyped' they've never handled it oh
Anyway, Samsung till..........................................................................................................................................................................

Rip

Totally not his fault, had it been another goalie there, it would have been Barca 7-0 bayern

A year ago, Ronaldo put 2 past neuer after thrashing bayern 5-0 on aggregate, this year the little man with the Lion's heart did the same.
Manuel Neuer remains undeniably world no 1 tho

BB
Bovi n basketmouth

If bayern chop 3, they are lucky

Hh

Juventus 0-1 real madrid
Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that of the remaining 4 teams in UCL, Barcelona is the only team with no injured player?








JUJU DEY SMELL

nonny400:
Camera? Ram? Bro you're wrong. I used it for three days heavily before deciding to sell my s5. That camera Na die,very beautiful even at night.

Dude, hope you don't regret it

MEILYN:
The worst part of the whole thing is that there is no light. For days now we haven't set our eyes on electricity, getting fuel is suicide. People in my area do not even bother to look for filling stations where fuel is available because the price is enough for one to sell his generator. Transport fair is now something else.

This is the achievement of a government for good five years, yet some enemies of Nigeria will still come out to say this present government is the best in history.

Buhari, please come and save us from this disaster we call GEJ.

U dey live for my street?

Mods wat happened to rule no 2 Some nairaland bigot fools need to be gotten rid of

Hmmmm yeye dey smell
If she's of age nd doesn't experience sexual urge, medical check up tinz, if it doesn't work, then blame your grandmother's cousin's sister's village witches

10.. How witches follow some nairalanders from their villages

N84m.... I really hope that covers their loses
Made fp again 2day.. Baba God eche
*brings out snuff box **

Hmmmm

Rip to the dead
Baba do something
Front page finally, dis guy above me, u b winch?

Nicki

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