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CelebritiesRe: Thespian Nozy: What Doctors Removed From The Stomach Of A Nigerian Comedian by Elzends(m):
Hmm tnk God for ur life oh

How on earth did that mass grow der.

I thought dat this thread, like the two before it, was coming with the I BELIVE THAT ALLAH IS THE TRUE GOD........ condition, mtchww

For that nairalander planning on quoting me wrongly.......#Agama eyes on u#
Nairaland GeneralRe: Photos Of Rainbow Formed On The Sky This Morning by Elzends(m): 9:28am On Oct 09, 2015
Awesome God

Mighty one

You are highly lifted up, awesome God

You are highly lifted up, mighty one#singing
RomanceRe: He Deletes My Text Messages On His Phone by Elzends(m): 9:14am On Oct 09, 2015
Nne ain't it obvioushuh
Ur dating urself
Christianity EtcRe: Before You Judge That Man By His Religion Or Tribe...read This. by Elzends(m): 9:23pm On Oct 08, 2015
A rare act of kindness, God bless the hausa Okada rider shaa

But dear op

U can't just jump into needless conclusion becos of that.....

Lemme comment no further shaa...
RomanceRe: Traditional Marriage List Given To My Friend Yesterday. by Elzends(m): 9:16pm On Oct 08, 2015
Igbo kwenu
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs DR Congo (0 - 2): Int'l Friendly On 8th October 2015 by Elzends(m): 8:15pm On Oct 08, 2015
Mtchwww, wetin concern me


In 2009 Falcao signs for Porto.they finished 4th!

.
In 2011 Falcao signs for Atletico Madrid.they
finished 4th!

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In 2013 Falcao signs for Monaco.they finished 4th!

.
In 2014 Falcao signs for Manchester United.they
finished 4th!

.
In 2015 Falcao signs for Chelsea...they will finish
..............?
RomanceRe: Share Ur Experience Of Students Caught Romancing During Night Class On Campus by Elzends(m): 5:51pm On Oct 07, 2015
I'll be back if this makes fp, lot of stories to tell oh
RomanceRe: Iyanya's New Girlfriend, Freda Francis, Flaunts Her Body (Photos) by Elzends(m): 12:32pm On Oct 06, 2015
vizkiz:
if guys are deceiving you don't deceive yourselF. You are not Hotter kankan! undecided

She has greater looks that yours (obviously)

*she's gat round and attractive boobs than yours

*check out her glowing skin compared to yours undecided

*take a look at that natural looking lips, all I see is paint on your lips

*check out her hot, fresh, seductive laps embarassed and compare it to yours, calculate the ratio angry

*she is yellow pawpaw, you are blackboard

So tell us where the HOTTER you is coming fromhuh

All those guys wyning you just wanna get into your panties. Been there, done that undecided
Bros why carry the Matter like gala for ur head nah
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Ministerial List: Live Updates by Elzends(m): 11:13am On Oct 06, 2015
Chris Ngige, nice inclusion

Abeg baba name dey der?
PoliticsRe: Senate President, Saraki, Reads Ministerial List: LIVE ON TVC by Elzends(m): 11:04am On Oct 06, 2015
*Grabs bottle of origin and sits down *

This go make sense

Meanwhile

I heard our president wants to also be the petroleum minister...not
to be sarcastic.. He was the petroleum minister or so during the
military era for what..a very short while..but from his profile he has
been a farmer most of his life.. He rears cattle and crops in his
farm..that's farming... So why not he rather become the Minister of
Agriculture... At least experience counts... He will improve our
agricultural outputs and exports..since petrol will soon be out of
play..this in my honest opinion will be a legacy...and before anyone
thinks of trash talking or what not..just know beforehand I don't
really care...thanks

Quote me and I'll swear 4 ur life
CelebritiesRe: Veteran Actress Hilda Dokubo Lovely In New Photos by Elzends(m): 10:58am On Oct 06, 2015
Don't remember her oh......
Is she Asari's daughterhuh
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Musicians With Expensive Fleet Of Cars In Their Garage (photos) by Elzends(m): 10:47am On Oct 06, 2015
Good for dem

I just dey wonder wen topics like this will stop making fp
PoliticsRe: Rear-admiral Alison Madueke (rtd) Flies In Legal Team To Defend His Wife Diezani by Elzends(m): 10:42am On Oct 06, 2015
Watching and waiting for the end of this case in 3D
PoliticsRe: Rear-admiral Alison Madueke (rtd) Flies In Legal Team To Defend His Wife Diezani by Elzends(m): 10:41am On Oct 06, 2015
This case no dey endhuh??
RomanceRe: See A Secret Cake A Girlfriend Sent To Married Lover To Wreck His Marriage by Elzends(m): 10:39am On Oct 06, 2015
Mtchwww To all bakers in the house, please how much does that cake cost?
CrimeRe: I Disguise As Scavenger To Rob ─ Suspect (Pictured) by Elzends(m): 8:27am On Oct 06, 2015
Mtchwww, just here to check names

Sum pipo shaa

*grabs car keys and zooms outta thread#
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Real Madrid (1 - 1) On 4th October 2015 by Elzends(m): 7:55pm On Oct 04, 2015
Bye bye Rodgers
PoliticsRe: Fayose Kneels Before Bamidele Olumilua, A Former Ondo State Governor (Photos) by Elzends(m): 3:49pm On Oct 04, 2015
Ok
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Reacts After Picture Of Buhari With Barrack And Michelle Obama Emerge by Elzends(m): 8:46am On Oct 04, 2015
Obama's wife tho.

Play invanovic and concede more than 2....
some 1 just said that invanovic can't even mark WAEC .....hhahahaha...sack letter loading
RomanceRe: Why Is He Doing This!!!! by Elzends(m): 8:41am On Oct 04, 2015
Mi lady pray oh
I'll be back 4 more if this makes fp
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Southampton (1 - 3) On 3rd October 2015 by Elzends(m): 7:10pm On Oct 03, 2015
After the reggae play the BLUES, they LOOSE, they LOOSE
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Southampton (1 - 3) On 3rd October 2015 by Elzends(m): 5:49pm On Oct 03, 2015
Willian: 3 matches 3 free kicks 3 goals
RomanceRe: Types Of Friends In The University by Elzends(m): 6:24pm On Oct 02, 2015
The lecturer's students... They ain't course reps, but they have one business or the other with most lecturers on campus

The churchy ones.... Always inviting you to there church. Boys hustle for front seat in class on Monday mornings while they will be seen going to church the same time

I'll be back if this makes fp

#whistlesouttathread#
RomanceRe: Cohabitation: A Deadly Trend In Nigeria Tertiary Institutions by Elzends(m): 8:07am On Oct 02, 2015
Coming back wen this makes fp
EducationRe: 65 Million Nigerians Still Illiterate, Says UNESCO by Elzends(m): 7:51am On Oct 02, 2015
uselessgoat:
MANY OF THEM ARE IGBOS. THAT'S WHY THEY WANT BIAFRA SO IGBO CAN BE THEIR NATIONAL LANGUAGE SINCE THEIR TONGUE IS TOO TWISTED WITH AKPU AND OGBONO SOUP undecidedWHICH MAKES ENGLISH SPEAKING SO HARD FOR THEM.

EVEN THEIR SUICIDE MISSION LEADER NNAMDI KANU PRONOUNCED OIL AS "OYEL" ON RADIO BIAFRA undecided
Illiterate
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Gay Activists Protest, Ask Buhari To Repeal Nigeria's Antigay Law (Pics by Elzends(m): 10:20pm On Oct 01, 2015
francis7257:
No point.mtchwee
U need lobotomy dear
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Gay Activists Protest, Ask Buhari To Repeal Nigeria's Antigay Law (Pics by Elzends(m): 10:19pm On Oct 01, 2015
cally3D:
I can't make sense outta this! Read thru and try again! grin grin grin
U need lobotomy
PoliticsRe: Photos From 55th Independence Celebration In Abuja (Live) by Elzends(m): 10:49am On Oct 01, 2015
Naija @ 55
Sai bubu
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Begins Air Strikes In Syria Against ISIS by Elzends(m): 10:47am On Oct 01, 2015
Kill em
CrimeRe: Gunmen Kill Bricklayer Working To Pay For Father’s Treatment by Elzends(m): 9:37am On Oct 01, 2015
The kin news coming from lag nowadays sef

RIP to the man

Over to name checkers association NCA
RomanceRe: Pre-wedding Photos Of Mohammed Lawal Ali, Ogun Police Commissioner's Son by Elzends(m): 9:31am On Oct 01, 2015
Good for them, wishing dem the best

#continuesinging#
*after the reggae play the BLUES, they LOOSE, they LOOSE
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Replies Nigerian Police, Says "Feel Free To Show Off" (Photo) by Elzends(m): 9:29am On Oct 01, 2015
How e take concern me

Just know that the day robbers go remember u, mee elu, mee ala, ur own don be

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