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PoliticsRe: Osun: Varsity Mosque Aids Unpaid Muslim Workers by emaculate99: 7:12am On Jun 22, 2015
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Celebrities"Jackie Chan Is Dead!": True Or Hoax? by emaculate99(op): 2:53pm On Jun 14, 2015
It is no news that a piece of information is running through social media, facebook precisely about the fact that Jackie Chan the popular cheorographer, singer and Actor is dead as a result of heart failure.
A facebook page,"R.I.P. JACKIE CHAN" which attracted a millions of "likes" and condolence messages actually gave the rumour a traction by giving people a believable reason for his death. According to it:
“At about 11 a.m. ET on Friday (June 12, 2015), our beloved actor Jackie Chan passed away. Jackie Chan was born on April 7, 1954 in Hong Kong. He will be missed but not forgotten. Please show your sympathy and condolences by commenting on and liking this page.”
Condolence messages started triping in on the page and within some hours, thousands condolence messages had been written.

Recent poll conducted by celebrity post showed that not fewer than 74% of people took Jackie Chan to be dead.

Could this be true that Jackie Chan is dead?

On Saturday, June 13, Jackie Chan's reps officially confirmed that Jackie Chan is not dead but instead, he is healthy and agile. He also warned people not to always believe whatever is written on the social media.
Some fans are angry with this rumour while some took it to be a show of how popular he is all over the world.

Finally, Jackie Chan has joined the league of Artiste that are "killed" by the internet before their death.

SOURCES:
http://en.mediamass.net/people/jackie-chan/deathhoax.html
http://en.cpost.org/poll/jackie-chan/deathhoax.html

cc. lalasticala, fynestboi, seun
PoliticsRe: My Administration Has Performed Very Well – Aregbesola by emaculate99(op): 3:54am On Jun 10, 2015
Cc: Seun, Ishilove, Lalasticlala. Cc: Passingshot, Mynd44, maclatunji, OAM4J, Obiagelli, Gbawe, Donphilopus, Midolian, Beremx, NgeneUkwenu, Chuhbie.
PoliticsMy Administration Has Performed Very Well – Aregbesola by emaculate99(op): 9:30pm On Jun 09, 2015
Osun State Governor, Mr. Rauf Aregbesola, said on Tuesday that his administration had performed creditable well despite its inability to pay some workers in the state for the past seven months. 

According to a statement made available to our correspondent  in Osogbo on Tuesday by his media aide, Mr. Semiu Okanlawon, the governor, who scored himself high, spoke during a courtesy visit to him by Osun Action Strategy and Development Group. 

He, however, said he was pained by the inability of his government to pay workers, but also sympathised with workers while assuring them that the hardship  would soon come to an end. 

The statement read, “Despite the financial shortage, even the most virulent critics of this  government cannot deny that the administration has  performed creditably well.

“This government built roads, schools, supplied students with Opon Imo (Tablets of Knowledge) distributed uniforms to all public students in the state, created welfare programmes for the old and vulnerable people as well as support farmers.

“No state has  done what Osun did in the area of security, which today has totally checked crimes and other anti-social activities in the state. Huge  amount of money was committed to purchasing armoured personnel carrier and ambulances, which are strategically located in the state and responding to distress calls round the clock.

“If all the programmes with the huge cost involved are factored into the accrue-able revenue to the state, it will be crystal clear why the state is where it is today.”

Describing the situation as an economic tragedy, he attributed the current misfortune to gross mishandling ‎of the nation’s economy by the last regime of the Peoples Democratic Party.

He stated that the unchecked oil theft under the PDP, in which the nation was losing 400,000 barrels per day, culminated in drastic reduction of oil price in the international market.

This price fall has created for the country a tragedy of huge proportion that translated to economic disaster, pains and agony for the workers across the country.

Aregbesola stated the state  collected N5 billion  as monthly allocation in February 2013 but the allocation drastically reduced to a mere N540 million  in April 2015.

He said further, “As we are trying to find solution to this challenges, we must not also run away from what brought us to this situation.

“For those who think this is an opportunity to pillory us in this economic condition, I pity them. Only God does not fail. We shall overcome; we shall recover from this challenge. I sympathise and feel for the workers. I appeal to them to bear with us as we work assiduously to end this problem. I assure them that the period of agony will soon be over.

“It is disheartening for people to work and such work fails to translate into wages. It is a  harrowing experience for both workers and government.

“The challenge of unpaid salaries should not be seen as opportunities by some to pillory either the government or any others facing the same challenges.”
http://www.punchng.com/news/my-administration-has-performed-well-aregbesola/
Poems For ReviewRe: Madness Fever by emaculate99(op): 10:00am On Jun 06, 2015
princesa:
yeah, lets dance
The difference I understood,
None I can't discern
The courage that seem blaring
Now it's gone
Who am I?
Who am I to ask
Why things are like this?
No talk, not one must be spoken
LiteratureRe: 11 Common Terms That Used To Be 'bad Grammar' by emaculate99: 1:04am On Jun 05, 2015
...okay
Poems For ReviewRe: Madness Fever by emaculate99(op):
princesa:
Review... Can I?

Poem Diction: simple and easy to understand. Its theme is not far fetched. It borders on the political scene in Nigeria.

Its a free verse no doubt, and has element of repetition. This gives it a rhythm of some sort.

You portrayed your emotional state lucidly that leaves no one in doubt of how truly you feel.

Its a good poem. Is it your first?
No, this is not my first poem but I wish to develop myself. thanks very much for the review
Poems For ReviewRe: Madness Fever by emaculate99(op): 11:02am On Jun 03, 2015
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Poems For ReviewMadness Fever by emaculate99(op): 9:08am On Jun 02, 2015
Sagaciously and graciously!
None ever said but all is said
To be good
Good?
$1 equals 200 naira
Salaries left unpaid
People living under $2 per day
Leaders keep embezzling
While we keep suffering


If madness we have
And stealing we enter
Because of the "good" nature
Of our country
Just for us to place a cup of tea and bread
On our table
Restrictions belong to us
And yet they are not punished!
They are left to play freely
Stealing they said is not corruption
Then why punishing the masses
If the leaders go scot free


If madness I must have,
Let me be the man
Changing the day and not the day changing me
Let me be the man who belong to not only everybody but nobody
A man who says stealing is corruption
And not mere stealing
A man who is ready not only to delete but exterminate corruption
A man who cares to hear and not to hear from anyone
Change! We seek!
Transformation! We want!
But can this happen without an immaculate mind
Who is ready to emaculate* all emaculatable
He, whose robe isn't tainted by palm oil but washed with hypo


If madness they would have,
Let them prey on me
Trail me and try to assassinate me
No weapon, I said
Like the biblical teke teke,
Formed against me shall prosper.


If madness they must have,
Let them soak what had been emaculated into palm oil all over again
Let them pour wine on the immaculate nature of the emaculated
But let them know
That another person shall rise again and whose might shall be like of a legion
And voice like the shout of battle on battle field!
No one but the emaculated fellows shall escape
His wrath!


* emaculate means to clear a spot.
#emaculate 2015
I just finished this, I will like you to review it pls
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LiteraturePoem Review: Madness Fever by emaculate99(op): 8:53am On Jun 02, 2015
Sagaciously and graciously!
None ever said but all is said
To be good
Good?
$1 equals 200 naira
Salaries left unpaid
People living under $2 per day
Leaders keep embezzling
While we keep suffering


If madness we have
And stealing we enter
Because of the "good" nature
Of our country
Just for us to place a cup of tea and bread
On our table
Restrictions belong to us
And yet they are not punished!
They are left to play freely
Stealing they said is not corruption
Then why punishing the masses
If the leaders go scot free


If madness I must have,
Let me be the man
Changing the day and not the day changing me
Let me be the man who belong to not only everybody but nobody
A man who says stealing is corruption
And not mere stealing
A man who is ready not only to delete but exterminate corruption
A man who cares to hear and not to hear from anyone
Change! We seek!
Transformation! We want!
But can this happen without an immaculate mind
Who is ready to emaculate* all emaculatable
He, whose robe isn't tainted by palm oil but washed with hypo


If madness they would have,
Let them prey on me
Trail me and try to assassinate me
No weapon, I said,
Like the biblical teke teke,
Formed against me shall prosper.


If madness they must have,
Let them soak what had been emaculated into palm oil all over again
Let them pour wine on the immaculate nature of the emaculated
But let them know
That another person shall rise again and whose might shall be like of a legion
And voice like the shout of battle on battle field!
No one but the emaculated fellows shall escape
His wrath!


* emaculate means to clear a spot.[br/]
#emaculate 2015
I just finished this poem and I will like the literatis on Nairaland to criticise it
CrimeRe: I'm A Tricycle Snatcher,not Armed Robber by emaculate99: 5:51am On Jun 02, 2015
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EducationRe: UNN Students' Protest Turns Tragic As Car Knocks Down 5 Persons (photos) by emaculate99:
Seriously, this is unfair. the driver should be arrested and prosecuted accordingly because his action is like telling people that they have no freedom of speech and that all other drivers should do the same for all protesting individuals. if he is not punished, other drivers will take this as precedent and more of this would happen. this will in turn lead to violation of freedom of speech and dangers to protestants.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Brazil (2 - 4) U-20 World Cup On June 1st 2015 by emaculate99: 3:49am On Jun 01, 2015
They send this Awoniyi to destroy this game ni?
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Brazil (2 - 4) U-20 World Cup On June 1st 2015 by emaculate99: 3:48am On Jun 01, 2015
It's like the match is projected to end at 5-2.... with the rate these guys are playing.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Brazil (2 - 4) U-20 World Cup On June 1st 2015 by emaculate99: 3:44am On Jun 01, 2015
fujirice:
Something really went wrong in this second half. The entire team is very shaky on their feet.
shaky like mad!
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Brazil (2 - 4) U-20 World Cup On June 1st 2015 by emaculate99: 3:40am On Jun 01, 2015
This anabolic or enaholo ni is really high on weed ooo
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Brazil (2 - 4) U-20 World Cup On June 1st 2015 by emaculate99: 2:51am On Jun 01, 2015
yemajiteru:
mke i hear say u don chop popcorn dis month
yeah that imaginary popcorn ....happy new month.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Brazil (2 - 4) U-20 World Cup On June 1st 2015 by emaculate99: 2:45am On Jun 01, 2015
*standing up, removing my popcorn and lacasera from my laps. switching TV and going to generator house to off the generator! I am tired of this game.*
EducationRe: Nairaland Interschool School Debate::OAU Vs ABU ZARIA::WINNER: ABU ZARIA by emaculate99: 9:34pm On May 29, 2015
"My humble tuition free school total fee." Are you saying that your school is the only tuition free school among the federal universities? @ Barackodam
WebmastersRe: Free New E-book On HTML And CSS by emaculate99: 5:04pm On May 27, 2015
digitite:
This is for newbies and aspiring web designers starting from the basics...

If you need it, indicate and it can be sent via email...

God bless my social entrepreneurship endeavor cool
I need it... emmanuelomirin@gmail.com
WebmastersRe: Free New E-book On HTML And CSS by emaculate99: 5:03pm On May 27, 2015
I need it... emmanuelomirin@gmail.com
EducationRe: ~::ANSOAU~::(Information Crib) by emaculate99: 11:26pm On May 25, 2015
Miracy:
Mmmmm... . What are you doing all alone herehuh
Afolabi6046:
Good evening to the Biggest Boss of our time.
emaculate99:
I hail you ooo
Danthesage:
Boss me, how re u sir?
emaculate99:
I hail you ooo
guys, how far now?
RomanceRe: New Style Of Proposing To A Rich Lady by emaculate99(op): 11:06pm On May 25, 2015
Emyogalanya:
Eh ok stop any keke or okada ask the female occupants if they are rich start from there ur time starts now
ok, I will do such.
RomanceRe: New Style Of Proposing To A Rich Lady by emaculate99(op): 9:47pm On May 25, 2015
Emyogalanya:
Meanwhile you don try this ur new style how e take work
I never see a rich gal ni
RomanceRe: New Style Of Proposing To A Rich Lady by emaculate99(op): 8:08pm On May 25, 2015
Emyogalanya:
Laughing like buhari after winning Gej
na so ooo
EducationRe: ~::ANSOAU~::(Information Crib) by emaculate99: 7:45pm On May 25, 2015
Danthesage:
Boss me, how re u sir?
I hail you ooo
RomanceRe: New Style Of Proposing To A Rich Lady by emaculate99(op): 7:40pm On May 25, 2015
Emyogalanya:
Hmmm behind every rich lady there is a politician
Op 1 become entangled with a more richer politician and you are dead. 2 Haul ur fuel into her in hope of love and you are dead again allowe advantage to ur back and you are dead again last bullet: stay away from rich ladies thank me later. Back to topic its seems na the fuel owner fall o not the lady how come na u dey propose na you dey fall again
na so oo boss, u don garrit too much! she go suck the guy dry and the only thing that will remain in the guy is skeleton
RomanceRe: New Style Of Proposing To A Rich Lady by emaculate99(op): 7:05pm On May 25, 2015
wink
madridguy:
lol
madridguy:
lol
is it not true?
RomanceNew Style Of Proposing To A Rich Lady by emaculate99(op): 7:01pm On May 25, 2015
Step 1: Buy a litre of petrol
Step 2: Look for a rich beautiful lady that has a car but doesn't have fuel in her car.
Step 3: propose to her and she will fall like the lady in the picture below.

note: it only works during scarcity of fuel oooo

PoliticsRe: Court Nullifies Benue Rep-elect’s Certificate Of Return, Orders Prosecution by emaculate99(op): 12:47pm On May 20, 2015
lalasticala , maclatunji, Seun, is it not a good judgement?
Christianity EtcRe: "Disturbing" Use Of Tarqiyyah In Saving Jews From Nazi Christians? by emaculate99: 12:28pm On May 20, 2015
vedaxcool:
yes hope more could do the bold!
I wish.
CareerRe: Escape Being Cheated By Lawyers. by emaculate99(op): 12:25pm On May 20, 2015
EHITZ:
I can bet that this mindset of yours will change when you get into the field. You will end up withdrawing this statement.
Because your parents are still footing your bills, you come here talk. Just give it a while.
even when you get to law school, they will teach you in "Law in Practice" class that a lawyer is entitled to whatever he earns in as much as there are scale of charges for legal practitioner.
you are getting it wrong. I don't say that they shouldn't earn what they want to earn. I am saying that people should know this cos of some people who act as lawyers to dupe the people and some lawyers who are not following the law code of conducts . In "law in practice" you won't be taught how to cheat the masses but to protect the masses and the code of the practice of law in the society.

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