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EducationRe: NISDEBATE: Strike: A Wrong Approach To Nigeria's Educational Problems. by emaculate99: 10:07pm On Dec 27, 2015
OAUTemitayo
EducationRe: NISDEBATE: Strike: A Wrong Approach To Nigeria's Educational Problems. by emaculate99:
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EducationRe: TEAM LASU wins Super Nairaland Interschool debate (Clash of Previous Winners) by emaculate99: 5:56pm On Dec 26, 2015
Timidelaw, we have different kinds of students. Some students can learn on their own without any institution to guide them while some cannot. Are you trying to tell me that those students who cannot learn on their own without the help of institution can become quintessential graduate?
EducationRe: TEAM LASU wins Super Nairaland Interschool debate (Clash of Previous Winners) by emaculate99: 5:49pm On Dec 26, 2015
Nunushokoto, are you saying that you learnt everything you know in school? It is no secret that most Nigerian universities use archaic curriculum, and whatever is learnt by the students in such schools will be archaic. Moreover, there are some things that the school has failed to teach us, the school only teach us the rules of success but does not teach us what it takes to be successful which is "struggle" that's learnt outside the walls of the school. What is your take about this?
Poems For ReviewDripping Blood And Fleshy Flesh by emaculate99(op): 6:15pm On Dec 25, 2015
Oke Ogbo, Ife,
24th December, 2015
***
To Yam
The area inside the barn.
****
Through pounded yam,
Down deep in the hole.
****
Dear Ma,
****
Have always thought you are bad,
Ranging from evil to worse,
Smiling with the hatred of the old,
But, mistaken I think I am.
****
I have always with my knife,
Try to attack you till you die,
I wish I am a protector,
To protect your sojourn so far,
Caring and moving with no fear,
For you I will always praise.
****
Give me a chance to appreciate you,
Your plight I guess I know now,
The death you died hastened by mortar
And the cruelty of the pestle, I plead.
****
I will stop the swordsman act,
Change my ways to guide your life,
From kidnapper to protector,
To appreciate your effort on my health.
****
Dead you are and buried in my interment,
But the days you spent laughing and running
In pant, vividly, I still remember.
****
I know I’m bad but I’ve realised my mistake,
I wish not to kidnap you anymore but be
Your protector, protecting you till the
Last drop of your blood to be taken by my knife,
For a reward, I will need for the job well-done.
****
Reward to give, nothing greater than your
Graceful protection of my health,
This only your life can achieve, not until
When you are now old to be gone.
****
Your dripping blood and fleshy flesh,
Will I take till my health now crammed to
Protect and get a new daughter for you,
This, the way it’ll go till the world
Goes up in flames and I, ground I enter.
*****
Wish you could grant my hearty request,
My heart, will be put in service for you,
Forever, I will hail you,
And new daughters, I will provide.
***
A very big thank you, my lady.
***
Yours faithfully,
Emaculate Ife
***
©Emaculate Ife
EducationRe: Great Ife Alumni And Undergraduate Hook Up Joint. by emaculate99: 12:34am On Dec 24, 2015
books space
EducationRe: Nairaland Interschool Debate Fourth Edition Chatroom by emaculate99: 11:40pm On Dec 22, 2015
Fynestboi:
No problem sir.
pls sir, when is the deadline for the submission? Team OAU
EducationRe: "Missing OAU Law Student" Found!!! by emaculate99(op): 10:45pm On Dec 22, 2015
Giyerte:
Not sure ooo
thanks
EducationRe: "Missing OAU Law Student" Found!!! by emaculate99(op): 9:37pm On Dec 22, 2015
Giyerte:
...
Is she really an OAU law student?
EducationRe: "Missing OAU Law Student" Found!!! by emaculate99(op): 8:02pm On Dec 22, 2015
Giyerte:
I go by the name Adeniyi Giyath Oyewale, you used my screenshot chat with the girl and posted it here to make front page and the worst part is that YIU DID NOT LEAVE A PLACE FOR ME TO COMMENT 4 FRONT PAGE.

OYA APOLOGIZE.........
OK....
EducationRe: "Missing OAU Law Student" Found!!! by emaculate99(op): 2:00pm On Dec 22, 2015
Emmaesty:
Where did she go? Where did they find her? The stupid girl must have travelled to see her boyfriend in another state
those were not disclosed to us.
EducationRe: "Missing OAU Law Student" Found!!! by emaculate99(op): 1:45pm On Dec 22, 2015
she has been found

cc fynestboi, Lalasticalala, ishopbest, Ewizard, Emmaesty and Bishopmatowa
EducationRe: "Missing OAU Law Student" Found!!! by emaculate99(op):
At last... the truth is out!
Education"Missing OAU Law Student" Found!!! by emaculate99(op):
cc fynestboi, Lalasticalala...
The news about this lost lady has been a subject of concern for ifelaw students as she claimed to be part of us but all evidence shows she's not near.
Like I said yesterday, our concern was only that a Nigerian was lost and needed to be found rather than a law student.
She called the family yesterday night and to be frank with you, they were not able to disclose their discussion which was of less concern to us as well.
She has been found and below are some evidence to this effect.
I salute the effort of the entirety of the law students for the love and concern in the search.
Thanks.
Lss president

EducationRe: Missing OAU Law Student: Reasons to Doubt Her Claim of being an Oau Law Student by emaculate99(op): 11:21am On Dec 22, 2015
Giyerte:
Don't worry Una self JOR, the babe na stupid girl. Last chat on facebook yesterday is dis.

Latest Cassie is her facebook name
link to this post pls...
EducationRe: Missing OAU Law Student: Reasons to Doubt Her Claim of being an Oau Law Student by emaculate99(op): 10:32am On Dec 22, 2015
dammywapes:
Are u sure OAU doesn't have mass comm as a course?
Oau doesn't offer Mass com
saxywale:
Mass communication in OAUhuh
Is that a new department?
Oau doesn't offer Mass com
EducationRe: Missing OAU Law Student: Reasons to Doubt Her Claim of being an Oau Law Student by emaculate99(op):
llaykorn:
Wow! What is LSS?
Law Students Society
EducationRe: Missing OAU Law Student: Reasons to Doubt Her Claim of being an Oau Law Student by emaculate99(op):
cc fynestboi, lalasticala
Sanchez01:
It is not known to a lot of people that the course 'Mass Communication' is not being offered in OAU. People don't know this and it often comes as a shock when outsiders realize that "as big as OAU is, it does not offer Mass Comm". Language Arts is the only course that is similar to Mass Communication, and it is in the Faculty of Education.
Arsheda:
Check all the depts they have in OAU..No Mass Comm...
http://www.oauife.edu.ng/academics/departments/
I am not the LSS president. I only copied his message the way he sent it to me.
EducationMissing OAU Law Student: Reasons to Doubt Her Claim of being an Oau Law Student by emaculate99(op):
I was called at about few minutes past eight about a missing student of the faculty of law for about 10 days now. The source also claimed that she is a part two student and only for me to put on my phone to discover that almost all law students were involved in the search. Had to join by sending BC both on bbm and whatsapp and as expected, headed to the faculty to confirm her student status. Here are a few points to doubt she is ifelaw.

1. The information from the members of llb 2 was that they've never seen the face beforehand which was also corroborated by the class governor when I called him. The database of the class didn't show she's a member so I had to appeal to faculty secretary to help in confirmation of the info on the school database which she was  unable to do due to poor network. I decided to approach a senior lecturer with all law students database linked to the admission office but futile was the respite despite the search from class to class.

2. I called the family to release any information which could be helpful and also the numbers of friends but the sister said none of these numbers were reachable. I later insisted on collecting them and particularly those in law according to them but she sent just one and was sent to the PLO to confirm the ownership of the line. The result was negative.

3. Don't forget the report was that a friend claimed to have seen her on the 12th of this month. I demanded for the number of the friend, had a long conversation with her and she made me realize thier friendship was just a month old and that she stays in sport while she stays in town (the friend). Issues became clearer when I asked her about some of the courses they offer and their contract lecturer. Her response was that she is not a law student but a student of mass communication at Obafemi Awolowo University. Guys! Hope we are together?

 4. Upon the demand of any of her identification document they could lay their hands on in the house, the sister was only able to send her pre-degree registration number and full name meaning they don't know her matric number which is not a crime. I later demanded for her username on Facebook which was sent immediately. Her profile claimed she's a student of our faculty and I further decided to check her pictures. After viewing over 500 pictures, I was only able to see one where she appeared on the regulation dress but it was of a Sunday. I further checked for her friends but none happened to be a law student which I know of.

The truth as it stands now is that someone somewhere is "missing" and we are this involved bcus she has been said to be part of our family but the truth is that she doesn't have at the moment, the qualifications of our family member. I await report from the center for distance learning which is a body in charge of the pre-degree program to confirm if she was there for the program and if yes, her final score and the admission offered. Her name and the predegree registration number have been sent to the center this afternoon for confirmation. The truth is that as large as we are, we are more united than termites in a termitarium. A member of us cannot exist outside our knowledge! !!!


Lets keep the search bcus no one can tell..... GOD BLESS LSS!

Lss president.
EducationRe: Nairaland Interschool Debate Fourth Edition Chatroom by emaculate99: 7:15am On Dec 21, 2015
Fynestboi:
u


Added.
Thank you sir
EducationRe: Nairaland Interschool Debate Fourth Edition Chatroom by emaculate99: 2:35am On Dec 21, 2015
OAU Motto - For Learning and Culture
Let me now present to you the Great Ife's
representative.
► Emaculate99
► OAUTemitayo
► Doskit
► Abeos
► CroSStodds
► Microflux
cc Fynestboi. Sir, a representative, Miracy, was not included on this list.
EducationRe: Nairaland Interschool Debate Third Edition Participation Thread... by emaculate99: 4:40am On Dec 13, 2015
Miracy:
Can I still show interest??
if yes.... Name: Miracy University: Obafemi Awolowo University Course: Law Email: Tosinbello29@yahoo.com
Latecomer buruku.
Education"Convocate" is archaic! by emaculate99(op): 1:01pm On Dec 12, 2015
con·vo·cate
\ˈkänvəˌkāt\
verb
-ed/-ing/-s
archaic
transitive verb
:to call together :convoke

"Convocate" is an archaic transitive verb that is synonymous to convoke.

(Incorrect) We are to convocate together,
and agree as to the necessity of the sacrifice.

(Correct) We are to convoke together,
and agree as to the necessity of the sacrifice.

reference:
i.word.com/idictionary/convocation
i.word.com/idictionary/convoke

Fynestboi, Lalasticala
EducationRe: ~::ANSOAU~::(Information Crib) by emaculate99: 7:02am On Dec 12, 2015
Ghydyon:
Boss am going for maintenance hostel chairman
congrats
Jokes EtcRe: A Rat Committed Suicide In OAU Due To Scarcity Of Food and water (Photo) by emaculate99: 11:20pm On Dec 11, 2015
stlaibrowne:
Not funny
ur choice
Poems For ReviewRe: The sickening floor by emaculate99(op): 9:33pm On Dec 11, 2015
timpaker:
Speechless!!!

How did you guys do it?

Honestly, I'm words-choked. lipsrsealed

I feel happy reading this I swear.

*Bookmarked
someone posts a stanza and the other continues it, just like that sha. more to come. The editors are working on the other poems.
Poems For ReviewRe: The sickening floor by emaculate99(op): 6:37pm On Dec 11, 2015
llaykorn:
Haha. Emaculate99, you compiled this thing? Joseph1832 and timpaker, come and see what we just did. grin
editing by Doni and I
Poems For ReviewRe: The sickening floor by emaculate99(op): 4:06pm On Dec 11, 2015
contributors: Laykorn Donifez Yuzjet Jigsawkillah Emaculate99 Firsstar
Poems For ReviewThe sickening floor by emaculate99(op): 3:54pm On Dec 11, 2015
Let's wait....
Let's wait...
For butterfly to fly away!

Away away
It is gone!
So is my gun

I noticed the floor
Rum soaking floor!
Ignorant I am about what happened
That made the floor so roughened

With my dreadlocks, the floor be mopped
You support as I flopped

Flopped the floor
My dreadlocks now down the floor
The rum remains...
The floor now weeps

A heavenly hell!
The floor swell
Its weeping tears,
My heart, it tears.

The floor weeps
We all bleeds
Will God sleep?
Let Love lead

The shots meet
Quills now on scripts
It's all free
We don see

The floor bleeds
Though the tiles seep
But the quills, quietly
They squeaked

Bleeding sickness!
The floor now in mess
The floor needs a doctor
Jig! Be its doctor

"Oh injection spree
No rejection please
No revenge on me
Only messed with thee"
Gone Jig
With his gang

Quills arched on silly cupid's bow
They fly untrue in whole
How unkind!
The quills find the heart and not the mind!
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EducationRe: Nairaland Interschool Debate Fourth Edition Chatroom by emaculate99: 8:27am On Dec 11, 2015
Fynestboi:
Pay close attention to the instructions for this stage.

Nairaland Interschool debate third edition We Are Ready (The stage for intellectual WAR begins.

25 Schools grouped into Six team will intellectually compete for a spot in the next stage which is THE 16 INTELLECTUAL GIANT.

Two Representatives ....
Sir, is there any word count?
EducationRe: Nairaland Interschool Debate Fourth Edition Chatroom by emaculate99: 8:27am On Dec 11, 2015
Fynestboi:
Pay close attention to the instructions for this stage.

Nairaland Interschool debate third edition We Are Ready (The stage for intellectual WAR begins.

25 Schools grouped into Six team will intellectually compete for a spot in the next stage which is THE 16 INTELLECTUAL GIANT.

Two Representatives from each schools are to write an essay on the topic given to their team as indicated, and have them submit on a stipulated date that will be declare soon, after the submission, our judges will analyse and score each essay,from which the first two from each groups automatically qualifies for THE 16 INTELLECTUAL GIANT. and the other qualifiers will be selected base on how high their point is...



Work your way down to the next stage with your intellectual write up.
Sir, is there any word count?
EducationRe: Nairaland Interschool Debate Third Edition Participation Thread... by emaculate99: 7:50am On Dec 09, 2015
Microflux:
Name: Microflux University: OAU Course: soil science and land resources mgt Email...
chat me up on whatsapp pls. 09038244906 is my number.

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