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Politics / Re: EFCC Denies Raiding Onnoghen's House, To Drag Fani-Kayode To Court by emajoe: 9:40pm On Jan 15, 2019
We also want to assure Fani-Kayode, Yinka Odumakin and other purveyors of the evil news to be ready to defend their actions in the court of law as the EFCC will file libel suit against them without further delay. grin grin grin grin grin

RAID their houses joor.
Why waste time going to court?
When they bring the video to court, what will you say?
Politics / Re: Ngige Warns Igbo – ‘you Could Lose 2023 Presidency To South-west If You Don’t by emajoe: 8:49am On Dec 10, 2018
dumahi:


Do you ever listen to yourself while talking or typing? You've just said the PRESIDENCY should go to South West as you have adopted ATIKU? So, you are supporting someone to be president but want the presidency to go elsewhere? Well, I understand what you meant to say, but you ended up saying something else. Now, instead of working on this obvious lack of yours, you will begin to rant in defense of it but I won't reply.

What the guy meant was Presidency in 2023 going to south west.
For now the guy under the term "WE" want ATIKU as president 2019 even if it will last till May 2023 the "WE"would have realized their "BACK TO DAURA" campaign.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Undecided, Atiku, Duke Ready For Presidential Debate Jan 19 by emajoe: 7:25am On Nov 23, 2018
It does not require too much thinking, just send OSIBANDE afterall it is like CRISIS where he normally spearheads.
Politics / Re: 2019: Shehu Sani Urges Nigerians To Vote Out PDP And APC by emajoe: 7:22am On Nov 23, 2018
....because none of them will favour you? Why not retire yeyely honourable ?
Politics / Re: Buhari, Atiku, Others Scheduled For Presidential Debate On December 14 by emajoe: 4:41pm On Nov 22, 2018
Oga will simply send OSIBANDE !!! grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: APC Propaganda Destroyed Nigeria's Economy, Caused Recession - Jonathan by emajoe: 11:32am On Nov 21, 2018
OhiOfIhima:
Why wouldn't be a recession when you open the country treasuries to all your fellow yams and goats eaters include your PEJ and your Opolo eyes girlfriend to feed themselves as they like, so what do you expect Mr Integrity. I respect you only because you safe many Nigerian souls to conceded defeat still you are not worthy be a leader... Never again will PDP lead this Country.

OhiOfIhima, have we been able to get the yam from the personal assistant to AISHA yet?
You forget so quickly.
Whether you believe it or not, PDP will lead this Country come May 2019.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Wanted Savings, Amaechi, Oshiomhole, Fashola, Akpabio Frowned - Iweala by emajoe: 7:55am On Nov 16, 2018
That is why they are all in one party now undecided undecided

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Politics / Re: 2 Months After Joining PDP, Governor Ganduje's Former Deputy Returns To The APC by emajoe: 11:20pm On Oct 30, 2018
In case of incasity�����
Politics / Re: Boards Have No Power To Suspend Ceos Of Parastatals, Says SGF by emajoe: 11:22pm On Oct 29, 2018
Especially when all of them are from the president's region? shocked shocked
Even the one that was removed by the vice president was replaced with yet another from your own region.
Why can't you think for once before you speak?
Politics / Re: Olusegun Obasanjo Dancing In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by emajoe: 12:49pm On Oct 29, 2018
Codes151:
Udom is just packaging

No developement at all in the state

You have not been there past and present.
If you have nothing to say just KEEPKWAYET
Politics / Re: APC Moves To Oust Dogara As Speaker On Resumption Of House by emajoe: 10:44pm On Oct 03, 2018
Sirpaul:
Breaking News.
Ambode has been declared the Winner.
An eleven year old boy Gholahan Ambode has been declared the Winner of Lagos State Milo spelling competition.


SIRPAUL, SIRPAUL, SIRPAUL!
how many times have I called you?
I know you will say you didn't count.

What did you just say?

Ambode has been declared the Winner.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Why I Forfeited My Second Term As A Governor – Tambuwal by emajoe: 1:07pm On Sep 20, 2018
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Family / Re: POF: My Marriage Is About To Be Ruined Becaus Of A Secret I Kept From My Husband by emajoe: 5:53am On Sep 14, 2018
You wouldnt have told him .
It wasnt your making.
Proberbly someone might have brainwashed you into this fate restitution to the extreme.
Your husband loves you. Pray to God first and what ever God tells you to tell him do just that.
enjoy your marriage Godly woman.
I have already prayed to God almighty concerning you.
Love your husband the more.
Cheers.
Politics / Re: 5 Governors, 30 Senators, 135 Reps Set To Dump APC (details) by emajoe: 7:47am On Jul 23, 2018
senatordave1:

Guy are you not tired of reading this defection news since may? When would they defect? By august,we would still read similar news? How relevant is timi frank in bayelsa? Can he stand up to timi alaibe or timipre sylva?

They are all TIMI.
Why not leave BAYELSA alone.
Crime / Re: Counterfeit Money: Bread Seller Bags 1-year Jail Term In Lagos by emajoe: 3:50pm On Jul 20, 2018
Ay2win17:
Renmoney loan application for up to #4,000,000.00 without collateral, guarantor or leaving the comfort of your office.#Taking you further #same day disbursement.Check my signature.
.

I got mine and can tell it was like a dream.
You have to be credit worthy too, not just that you are cash trapped.
I love their sincerity of purpose and my spirit still wants me to locate my facilitator and account officer.
should i say ..TOYE? grin grin grin
Phones / Re: How Airtel Subscribes You To Their VAS Services Without Your Knowledge (Photo) by emajoe: 7:39am On Jul 10, 2018
Thanks very much.

I dialed the *902# and the option 2.

The prompt was to select the item from the list:
Na ehn!, come see list.
I kukuma de stroll one by one while returning to "0" main menu to do my counter onslaught.

The Airtel promised to free them after 30 mins.
I believe them.

Note:
Always watch what pops up immediately you end your call, it may not actually be the tariff account alert while the option will be an "OK" to be initiated.

SOLUTION:
Press escape and the tarriff thing will pop up.

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Politics / Re: Security Agents Harassing Oby Ezekwesili During Lone Protest In Abuja by emajoe: 4:00pm On Jun 26, 2018
na wa
Politics / Re: INEC Reacts To Underaged Voters In Kano LGA Election: We Aren't In Control Of LG by emajoe: 8:24am On Feb 13, 2018
Na now your eye dong clear?

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Phones / Re: AUTO-RENEWAL: Are The Mobile Networks Robbing Subscribers? by emajoe: 8:17am On Feb 13, 2018
Dont always leave your airtime up to the amount.
That way its a win-win situation.
Thank me later when they send you reminder that your auto-renewal is short of funds.
Car Talk / Re: A Useful Way To Tell Which Side Of Your Car The Fuel Cap Is Located by emajoe: 8:03am On Jan 04, 2018
Nonnyflex:
It's really funny that I just went to confirm from mine that I have been driving for more than a year.. I didn't even know that not only does it have an arrow but it was spelt out yet I never noticed it before now

Nonnyflex, your arrow "flexes" kiss opposite side of pump hose indicator.
That was enough reason to have ignored it for so long.
Thank the OP if the ascertion is OK by you. grin

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Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu To El-Rufai: "APC Is The 419 Party" by emajoe: 4:42pm On Nov 28, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


This is wrong,
The Quran says a true Muslima should not challenge a man in public.

An-Nisa, 34.


Even if the man is wrong, the woman must admit he is right.
Women must be totally submissive.
Total submission means they should never rationalize a man's utterance.

Can you see your life?
This kind of ideology will still put you where you are.
Continue!!!
Business / Re: We Have Invested $8.5b In Nigeria - World Bank by emajoe: 6:21am On Oct 18, 2017
Who asked you and are you OUT of the NORTH?
Health / Re: Unknown Man Spends 9 Months In A Hospital In Abuja After Losing His Memory.photo by emajoe: 1:45pm On Oct 16, 2017
Confirm his surname if it's "IRAHUB" or reading IRAHUB from the end, (B....I) so he can be sent to ABUJA house somewhere.
Politics / Re: Oyinbo Man Spotted With Buhari's Painting At Lagos Airport. See What He Said by emajoe: 7:57am On Sep 29, 2017
.....For medical Check-Up?
I am considering declaring you a T.RR...T is no further explanation is not given ASAP.
Business / Re: How Can I Recover My Money From A Lady? by emajoe: 9:03am On Sep 28, 2017
Brave it man. Always be patient with the network response.
It may turn out to be part of loss from your side and if you are a regular NairaLander, you would have adhered to some basic rules, as not to combine religion, friendship, etc. in business ventures, always advised by various posters on this forum.
Get closer to the person that sent her the money through you, that is where your solution lies.
Thank me later, amen. grin grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Gifty, Lilian Bach, Sunday Omobolanle Aka Papi Luwe, Rosaline Meurer On Set by emajoe: 11:33am On Sep 27, 2017
Whatever two big "belles" have put together let no bag put assunder.
Celebrities / Re: The Video Of P'square Fighting At Festus Keyamo's Chamber Happened In 2016 by emajoe: 4:01am On Sep 27, 2017
......and after this you can still remember that song:
"CHOP MY MONEY"
Celebrities / Re: Bring Your Coffin: P'square Fight Video Details by emajoe: 2:17am On Sep 27, 2017
They could have answered "PCUBIC" instead of square!
Jude is the #3rd#leg#

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Car Talk / Re: Nissan Has Built 150 Million Vehicles Since 1933 by emajoe: 7:17am On Sep 26, 2017
The figure went up when they (NISSAN) bought over DATSUN.

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Education / Re: Post-utme 2017: UNIJOS Screening, Cut-off Mark And Registration Details by emajoe: 7:56am On Sep 11, 2017
Emajoe FTC!!!!
Emajoe is the #FirstBornSon#, a male!
OP, emranajega, is on the first post for today, he is a male,
On Monday First working day of the week!
Nothing really to comment on "CUT_OFF" points until ASSU "CUT_OFF" grin grin grin, you thought I would say CALL-OFF? Naaaaaa!

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Health / Re: Bad Condition Of Health Clinic In Ipokia LGA In Ogun (Photos) by emajoe: 11:28am On Sep 06, 2017
A sorry state of facilities affairs.
Romance / Re: I Am Leaving Behind My Love, For Greener Pastures Abroad. by emajoe: 12:49pm On Sep 05, 2017
jonced:
This is a simple matter which u r complicating by ur own actions. U did not have to lie to your brother in the first instance. This is how when God opens doors, people use their own hands to mess up the door, thinking they r being smart.

This is what u should do...get on ur knees and ask God for forgiveness for lying and then make a petition for ur brother's heart to soften and be receptive towards what u will explain.

After that, call ur brother and apologise for the misinformation and explain why u did it. ie u were afraid of missing the opportunity. Then tell him the truth about ur gf and extol her virtues and ur plans for her.

Then also be transparent about the situation with ur gf. is let her know what's happening.

That's all...but keep praying about it and avoid habits that are counterproductive.

grin grin grin
You are already JONCED, you want to jonce this DRINKWATER07?

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