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EducationRe: Nigerian University With the Highest Number Of Rich Kids? by emajoe: 3:15pm On Mar 29, 2016
IUO - Igbinedion University, Okada.
I use to pay above 500K for my son's fees only, years ago.
Feeding n stipends, cutting Coat according to cloth.
FamilyRe: Help! My Pregnant Wife Is Acting Strange! by emajoe: 11:34am On Mar 23, 2016
gerarahiamehn:
It started February 26th when she asked for catfish pepper soup.

After buying it, she tasted it, frowned and pushed it aside, said it's tasteless...then started nagging me of not being a caring husband. That's not true!

Next time, on the road...she told me stop and buy her ice cream, then again gala, then again pop corn!!! I complained of her strange eating habit. She got angry and threw everything away. Again, I'm not caring!!

Last Sunday, she disgraced me...yes, disgraced me, because she I took her a family meeting. They served her rice but she still went to beg an old woman to share her pounded yam with her!!!!

Someone said pregnant ladies act strange but this one is madness! I've called her mom to come take care of her daughter by herself.

Or I'd leave one day and won't come back!
BROS, COOL DOWN!
Grow up, Haba?
You are the only one seeing all these.
- Get closer to your wife.
- Go little stands for her.
- Rub her back n neck.
- Give some water to drink.
- Ask her first what's to eat.
- Tell her you want a baby girl! Yes tell her.
- x.y.z!
When last you told her "I.L.U" .
......lastly, it shall come to pass.
Abegi find beta tin come givam.
She do well for you n family.
PoliticsRe: Rivers Re-run: Results Released By INEC by emajoe: 8:15pm On Mar 21, 2016
Ushafaiza:
Why election scores missing in Obio/Akpor 1&2 state constituencies and return is made? INEC pls explain
I'm a resident in OBIO/AKPOR1, the candidate's acceptability came from his last projects, even new ones before that interruption.
To cut story short, they were RETURNED UNOPPOSED!
Wherever you are come to obio/akpor to discover that nearly every town hall used for the elections, other than schools, etc, were either newly built or renovated by the duo.
One of their slogans was "I WIN, YOU WIN" and that ended it all.
PoliticsRe: INEC Releases 10 Results, Suspends Rivers Elections by emajoe: 10:11am On Mar 21, 2016
HungerBAD:
I wrote it before.

And i will keep repeating all day, the PDP has created a monster in Rivers State. A very bloodthirsty monster in the form of Wike, who will Kill, Maim, Destroy and Behead his way to holding on to Power.

To those urging him on, this has gone beyond any party affiliations here. What Wike is doing in Rivers State if not curtailed, will be designated a "Genocide" by the United Nations.

Does Wike even know that nothing last forever? This Wike i know will end up in Jail sooner than he expects.

President Buhari, please declare a State Of Emergency in Rivers State before Wike kills everybody in that State.
REALY?
hungerBAD, True to your Monika!
Declare a state of emergency by yourself instead of dragging Buhari into this.
You voted for him and now you are O.Y.O.
You never chichonchin.
PoliticsRe: 2019: Aggrieved APC, PDP Leaders Begin Merger Talks by emajoe: 4:07pm On Mar 16, 2016
There is no need for this.
What caused your grievances will come around again.
PoliticsRe: No Cattle Will Roam About In 24 Months – Buhari by emajoe: 3:37pm On Mar 16, 2016
A.P.C. = All Promises Cancelled.
Quot me after 24 months.
It is no news again in Nigeria that when the President visits, sorry, returns from another country as he once went and visited some cows, he comes visiting Nigeria with the excitement of seeing cows at other places well ranched.
We have to believe this president with a pinch of salt, because of the accronym A.P.C. above.
My humble opinion tho. Let's watch (& pray)
BusinessRe: CBN Introduces New Charges On ATM Cards, Cheques by emajoe: 12:56am On Mar 16, 2016
Enesi47:
where are you when your Gej short down Nigeria University for sex months, I beg pack well
.....SHORT DOWN....FOR SEX MONTHS!
Pls pls pls, always purge your mind of "other" thoughts before climbing NL platform, you hear?
PoliticsRe: Amina Mohammed Visits Oil Spill Site In Rivers - Photos by emajoe: 9:36pm On Mar 14, 2016
And the govt that came to assess was APC!
..because election is few days away.
We will see the result is the trip when ready .
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Dikko-Umaru Radda As SMEDAN DG by emajoe: 9:27pm On Mar 14, 2016
Buhari appoints......NORTHerner!
.....
PoliticsRe: PDP Wins Re-run Poll In Yakurr 11 Constituency In Cross River by emajoe: 9:16pm On Mar 13, 2016
Na wa ooo APC!
This party no de check himself well now waiting till 2019.
Well God is watching.
PoliticsRe: Economy Gone Out Of Buhari’s Control, Says Lai Mohammed by emajoe: 9:15pm On Mar 12, 2016
HRich:
Travel is path of Education Sir.
PATH Ke?
Na waooooo! Your "education" is only following a PART.
Is travel a path you took in education.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Now Disguise As Herdsmen In Benue, Taraba - Senate by emajoe: 4:14pm On Mar 10, 2016
BTW: But pls can you show the difference between BH and FHM?
SportsRe: Photos From Joseph Yobo's Big Centenary by emajoe: 3:54pm On Mar 10, 2016
Congrats JY.
Regards to JJ & PR.
PoliticsRe: Dakuku Peterside Appointed As DG Of NIMASA by emajoe: 3:46pm On Mar 10, 2016
AFTER THE RAGGAE, PLAY THE BLUES!
....but to say my man thought of this before, him for no cancel that Maritime University ooooo!
Any ways, we go takam as "papa-dash-me, I go manage am so"......
PoliticsRe: Dakuku Peterside Appointed As DG Of NIMASA by emajoe: 3:42pm On Mar 10, 2016
AFTER THE RAGGAE, PLAY THE BLUES!
....but to say my man thought of this before, him for no cancel that Maritime University ooooo!
Any ways, we go takam as "papa-dash-me, I go manage am so".
Nairaland GeneralRe: Policeman Tries To Stop A Moving Tanker By Climbing In Through The Window by emajoe: 3:26pm On Mar 10, 2016
Skako:
Op shey na action firm dem they shut
My man it's like you carried FILM/ SHOOT in mind but your "swift" fingers landed on "firm" and "shut"
Which company/ firm you dey work?
What time is the door "shut" against those late?
Just for the asking.
AgricultureRe: FG Imports Grasses From Brazil For Grazing Reserve – Ogbeh by emajoe: 3:13pm On Mar 04, 2016
OMG!
Only for nama to chop?
I suspect something!
Next, only cattle from Baba's area will first graze.
Some people de craze!
(my opinion, tho.)
PoliticsRe: Wike's N450m Mobile Office Exposed By Lawyer Charles Aholu by emajoe: 1:30pm On Mar 02, 2016
OP, you really missed the topic.
Would have been "offices", ABI you didn't see d second one coloured black?
You got pictures, without truth of elements, from "a lawyer", that it's the governor's office.
Wine is the supreme governor of Rivers state. If you couldn't BEAT that, you want to JOIN this. That's a wrong one from you.
I have been following his renewed vigour on new projects in the state after the judgement that confined him, SUPREME, to be amazing.
Come next 3 months your harsh words will CHANGE!
PoliticsRe: Cartoon By Punch Newspaper On President Buhari's Constant Travelling by emajoe: 7:26am On Mar 02, 2016
weedcrusha:
They shoulda spelt Qatar properly in the cartoon
...shoulda..?
PoliticsRe: Court Orders Release Of Jonathan’s ADC by emajoe: 5:57pm On Mar 01, 2016
babafirst:
And under GEJ a big blessing abi?
YES.
PoliticsRe: Court Orders Release Of Jonathan’s ADC by emajoe: 5:51pm On Mar 01, 2016
NA TODAY?
No need for the court to "PRONOUNCE".
The real decision will be honored from OGA at the TOP.
We are still watching.
PoliticsRe: Why Buhari Had To Abandon His Campaign Promises-lai Mohamed by emajoe: 1:45am On Mar 01, 2016
greatiyk4u:
We are still not disappointed even at that cos we know Buhari's thought and wishes for the masses is that of good and not of evil.

#gbam.
....emancipate yourselves from "MENTAL SLAVERY".
.......or you continue to "DRAW BAD CARD"
(Bob Marley).
PoliticsRe: Falana Asks Army To Release Ransome-kuti From Prison by emajoe: 10:47am On Feb 29, 2016
Please Falana (SAN), don't mix military court-marshall with that of regular court.
What the constitution provides, and you rightly quoted, is remitance of sentence from regular court.
That was probably what played out in your initial attempt to get 'Kuti released.
Wait till April 2016 before approaching the court, not now but you may go ahead if my submission here does not meet present judiciary issues though I'm not a legal practitioner.
You may as well help others who are refused releases from courts in this present administration of our dear ex-military HEAD of STATE.
PoliticsRe: Army Sacks Police Station In Umuahia by emajoe: 10:10pm On Feb 23, 2016
Kenai:
And who are you going to thank for all the Nigerians the soldiers have massacred? From the women to the infants, peasants to the elderly, young and old? Who are you going to thank for all the defenseless people the soldiers have gone in to murder, in their towns and in the streets, in their homes and in their sleep?
Who are you going to thank for all the unaddressed cases where soldiers who are meant to defend us are killing us like rats, and wiping out ENTIRE villages simply because one of their operatives was killed by unidentified people?

You thank these soldiers for this BARBARIC show they put up here? Believe me, I hate the police MORE than you possibly could, but are they wrong in this case?
Was the soldier right to have parked at an unauthorised area?
People with your attitude encourage dictators, despots and people with zero respect for diplomacy simply because of their posts.
Don't let your emotions blind you.
The soldiers were WRONG.
You claimed hating police more! I dont belive you.
The soldier showed initial courtesy but the police man queried on war experience.
The way people act given the slightest opportunity gives them out to undue challenge.
Had it been that the police officer was wise, would have gone in and mandate a junior officer to go for the obstruction. Believe you me, a junior officer would have applied diplomacy his boss lacked.
Well, the DPO will be out of there anyway, but one thing is sure, policemen will not regroup to the army barracks.
Bigman Ego, even after army identification.
"....when army man slaps, you'll know that police is your friend"
PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun Says 16+6= 24 (video) by emajoe: 6:22pm On Feb 22, 2016
AbuMaryam1:
Clearly a sleep of a tongue, but wait 16 is greater than 18 is correct.
SLEEP Ke?
Na waoooooo!
.....somebody once said "wronger than wrong" but my dear, may that tongue not "sleep" again!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Sacks Director-Generals Of NTA, NBC, NOA & 3 Others by emajoe: 12:18pm On Feb 15, 2016
abdoul88:
Can the likes of Cyril Stober be warming up now? i guess so
...unless he changes his name to Mohamad Cyril Stolber.
Let's watch out for the LIST.
FamilyRe: What Can I Do To Let My Wife Wake Up Early? by emajoe: 1:15am On Feb 12, 2016
OP, do you normally sleep thru out?
Check ur sleeping habit, you might have been "sleeping" when she was waking, sorry; waiting, ohh no, wet<>ing! till 4 or 5am time for your PRAYERS!
OP, please dont be more catholic than the Pope.
Do your w.o.r.k, not sleeping, your madam will surprise and/or meet you at the POINT of your needS!
.......Thank me later.
PoliticsRe: PDP Appoints Jibrin As Acting Bot Chairman (photo) by emajoe: 11:21pm On Feb 10, 2016
Congrats Jibrin.
CelebritiesRe: Femi Kuti's Kids Win At Their School's Sports Event (photos) by emajoe: 11:19pm On Feb 10, 2016
TUNMISE rocks it.
The FELA out in (of)Kuti.
PoliticsRe: Gov Yahaya Bello's Choice Of Deputy Meets Legal, Political And Social Criteria by emajoe: 10:58pm On Feb 10, 2016
Na who ask you?
You de suspect something?
Bello had to do whatever he did, waiting for the legal battle that will soon start.
Watching in 3D.
PoliticsRe: How Akpabio, Udom Procurred Controversial Judgment- Sahara Reporters by emajoe: 10:45pm On Feb 10, 2016
Why not wait till Feb.15th to wail the more.
Have obtained the wailers form yet?
Just like the INEC card readers failed at targeted states, the supreme courts lived to its name and made the verdicts SUPREME!
Enough of this your Lubish, you can call it rubbish.
PoliticsRe: Niger Republic President Campaigns With Buhari's Photo by emajoe: 11:13am On Feb 09, 2016
As if you don't know the reason.
The first person used other people before and it "worked".
Let it now be ...rub my back, I rub your back.

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