₦airaland Forum

The banks are now compounding the woes of their customers.
How can one use another ATM at other banks to cash 150K (of 10 by15times @N65) as some of these banks stuff their machines with N500 notes.
Must every organisation introduce her hardship on citizenry ?
Buhari must hear this!

...and after all these you will say President Johnathan did not buy military hardware ?
Are they not inferior again?
God bless Johnathan.

mrvitalis:
Ok that's good
More of that, already all our brothers who are in NDU have been at home, schools are on strike in Bayelsa, Bayelsa government is too broke to pay workers, and this is the major state of the ijaws.. ..... . The people you are fighting for??

Just one question.... How many northern states are not paying their workers
How many NIGER DELTA STATES are oweing??
Its so clear who really gets the oil revenue and who will suffer more if the oil stops following

The North u hate so much can supply kaduna refinery with oil from Niger


For me and my family, we will surely Survive

I may not be in total sympathy with the NDA.
BTW, are you sure of the Niger's oil?
It could have been Nigeria's diverted oil from northern dump.
Pray this militancy stops if not, Niger hasn't capacity to feed Nigeria.

Wyttcat:
Gbonigi OLE ONIJEKUJE OMO ALE! Where were you when gej marginalised Yoruba. You are not the voice of the Yoruba, you were one of Gej's foot soldiers kicked to the curb by the new govt. Real Yoruba leaders are the ones talking about SW, and not you Father Nigeria. These are the ones who deserve our respect, the leaders who speak for Yoruba only, the rest of you are just putting up a circus show and should be strangled with your Agbada.

These are the ones who deserve our respect, the leaders who speak for Yoruba only, the rest of you are just putting up a circus show and should be strangled with your Agbada.
Bos WHYYYYYYY.
HATE SPEACH?

@OP, even without you writing this, OGONI people will protest so many things under the present administration headed by anybody and though unfortunately, headed by Buhari.
Dont even bring ANY Governor's name in please.
Enough is enough.

Florblu:
Opinion: I think the man should be released to take care of the baby.Keeping him in prison doesn't change anything

Your OPINION?
You are entitled to it.
Why not, in your opinion, the infant turned mother should exchange position at the prison so Yellow can take care of his baby.
Opinion ko, opinion ni.
Dam^.bo..'ba S;.ge!

Quakertellicus1:
I don't necessarily like APC , after all they are not doing what I want them to do....get us off oil permanently.

But every time I see this ''Buhari is a'' comments....I wonder what else the people who want to be our Opposition on Nairaland have to say.

Can you give us concrete and correct critiques of the government beyond ''Buhari is a dullard''? Because.....I am getting tired of an opposition that has absolutely nothing to say.....other than get ''revenge'' for perceived or non-perceived ''hurts''.

You people should give us a principled and intellectual opposition of ideas and alternatives, not an opposition of puerile insults that make you no better than those who called GEJ names without giving us their ideas.
We want something better from you than just insults and memes. You are capable of that.

Who are the "you people" and who are the "us"?
You are complaining of only calling someone dullard and giving the impression that same did to GEJ was improper.
Give your own version to the "us" so that the "you people" can go to sleep otherwise YOU PEOPLE will not be comfortable with US, amen.

Quakertellicus1:
I don't necessarily like APC , after all they are not doing what I want them to do....get us off oil permanently.

But every time I see this ''Buhari is a'' comments....I wonder what else the people who want to be our Opposition on Nairaland have to say.

Can you give us concrete and correct critiques of the government beyond ''Buhari is a dullard''? Because.....I am getting tired of an opposition that has absolutely nothing to say.....other than get ''revenge'' for perceived or non-perceived ''hurts''.

You people should give us a principled and intellectual opposition of ideas and alternatives, not an opposition of puerile insults that make you no better than those who called GEJ names without giving us their ideas.

We want something better from you than just insults and memes. You are capable of that.

Who are the "you people" and who are the "us"?
You are complaining of only calling someone dullard and giving the impression that same did to GEJ was improper.
Give your own version to the "us" so that the "you people" can go to sleep otherwise YOU PEOPLE will not be comfortable with US, amen.

BUFFALO SOLDIER, DREADLOCKS RASTER!
Adieu Robert Nesta Marley.

BUFFALO SOLDIER, DREADLOCKS RASTER!
Adieu Robert Nesta Marley.

Why not forget this BH thing.
Fulani Herdsmen is boq in control
Courtesy, OGA AT THE TOP.

I love as this reporter tactically called them "herdsmen" and technically removed the word FULANI.
That aside, Mr. President is coming a little too late, only to remind people to his All Promises Cancelled (A.P.C) manifesto.
No clear DIRECTIVES TO THE MILITARY TO ENGAGE THOSE "Fulani" HERDSMEN IN COMBAT.
Why waste energy when some of them are reported to be going about with sophisticated weapons and C. of O. waiting for the grazing bill.
In every LGA in Nigeria there is a chairman of the Fulani herdsmen.
Wait for the next minute if the news of their attack will not filter in again, after all while the IGP was at one point in Enugu, the herdsmen were at another zone. the police came up with a report centrally to what Mr. president is now talking about. Whom shall we now believe?

Segadem:
[size=14pt]Stealing isn't corruption [/size]

These ASSUMPTIONS will be ENDLESS:

...let's assume ABACHA was not a thief, but assuming he was.....

...let's assume BABANGIDA was not a thief, but assuming he was.....

...let's assume OBASANJO was not a thief, but assuming he was.....

...let's assume YAR'ADUA was not a thief, but assuming he was.....

...let's assume JOHNATHAN was not a thief, but assuming he was.....

...let's assume BUHARI is not a thief, but assuming he is.....

madridguy:
Saraki is already a gunner looking for who to take along. Okay, you can go with Umar Danladi.

Saraki is already a gunner looking for who to take along. Okay, you can go with Umar Danladi.

Me think saraki is a GONER, to follow your line of thinking, but as you said GUNNER, you might have said the truth inadvertently that SARAKI HAS GUNNED DOWN UMAR.

yimikaa:
nlc president be cruising this..lol

At least it's not from the treasury but union dues.

FTC. Again

I dedicate this space to danladi Umar CCT judge. Nigerians are behind you.

yimikaa!!!!!!!!!
Only if you knew that union dues form the revenue of NLC treasury, just as the country's common wealth is the revenue from where the senators buy their oversight functions/official cars.
save your cries yet till the budget is signed and every senator is provided with one, you then show NIGERIANS whoever performs top ranking national duty on foot.
"At least it's not from the treasury but union dues.".......

"When asked if any of the attackers were arrested, the CP declined to comment, saying, “It’s an ongoing thing, it’s a process, so we want to be silent on that.”

IS THAT ALRIGHT?

GOD BLESS YOU MADAM.

That is nice.
Hope there is no "MONO" attached to this one.

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!
God had already prepared a table before me....
He will still do more.
Enjoy.

hahahahahahahahah
Diz contri sef.

ALL NA WASH!

bettercreature:
The way things are going in the last 4 days Saraki might be impeached and EKWEREMADU might defect to APC.The man is doing everything to bring all the APC members together

LAI LAI.

There is no need for his coming.
BOKO Haram had already been TECHNICALLY defeated a long time ago.
They are only targeting the SOFT target.
Anyways, welcome POWER to NIGERIA.

MEDICINE AFTER DEATH.

It is not late now to do something.
PMB, pls Stop them now. You have not said anything.
When will they be TECHNICALLY stopped.
Fulani's herdsmen taking over from BH.

From the first picture, I can only see WRIST WATCH (+banggle) without that CUP OF TEA, that made headline news at the twilight of his ministerial tenure.
He says there is nothing wrong with our refineris !
Sooner that latter, he will come to deny this statement.
APC didn't offer him any post, hence this his counter statement.
At a certain age, one should crave for a NAME, not just to have been named.
You said fuel will sell for N40/L. You waited till today.

From the first picture, I can only see WRIST WATCH (+banggle) without that CUP OF TEA, that made headline news at the twilight of his ministerial tenure.
He says there is nothing wrong with our refineris !
Sooner that latter, he will come to deny this statement.
APC didn't offer him any post, hence this his counter statement.
At a certain age, one should crave for a NAME, not just to have been named.
You said fuel will sell for N40/L. You waited till today.

When I see the part played by INTERFAITH witnesses, I now have idea of how El rufai wants to use what he has to get what he wants in the proposed religious bill.
It will be easy now to kill n back it up.
Kudos to Kaduna.

How can one purchase that and what price?
Very cute like palm top.

ONLY GOD WILL HEAL NIGERIA.
God said:
"... if my people, who are called by my name,
...........................................................................,
I will heal their land, ..........their GOD"
Sai Baba
Yes the MOST EXCELLENCY!

mrvitalis:
60 billion in less than a year.. . For one of the richest state in Nigeria??

If Nigeria was as rich as Rivers State... . There will be no need to borrow

Rivers voted with sentiments and now we are back to the days of odili

You are writing with sentiments now accusing us voting with sentiments.
Are you from Rivers or from the river?
Cool down bros. If you can't beat them, .....
Grow up, join the NEW (N.yesomE.zenwonyeW.ike) Rivers! Let Rivets state see the enviable development s by NEW administration .

Benefit of free education.
No time is late Sir.
I salute your courage.
In the secondary school you will hear them sing:

COURAGE BROTHER,
DO NOT STUMBLE,
THOUGH THY PATH BE DARK AS NIGHT,
THERE'S A STAR TO GUIDE THE HUMBLE,
TRUST IN GOD AND DO THE RIGHT.

SIMPLE RULES AND PERFECT .....

.......more stanzas follow, but take this one above to heart, it shall be well.

Thanks for all the comments and suggestions... These r answers to most of the questions asked:
Am very attractive with no body odour what-so-ever.
Our baby is 5 months old now, so the issue that she is still recovering from postnatal is out of it.
If am asked to judge myself, I'll say am romantic.
I feel the issue is, she does not just enjoy making love. So the solution is I seek is finding a way to make her enjoy the act. Thank you all.

Well @ OP, just ask yourself these few questions:
- how long is ur fore play
- how long lasting after start of match
- how do you both enjoy sweet talks at half time
- how many non-violent styles do you employ
- when last did you attempt to lift her up
- how did you appreciate delivery of baby
- when about taking baby from her, do you (mrs.stakinly)touch her breast
- xyz.
I didn't add any question mark in case these don't make sense to you, but as you need solutions, ADD THOSE QUESTION MARKS.