That is nice.
Hope there is no "MONO" attached to this one.

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!
God had already prepared a table before me....
He will still do more.
Enjoy.

hahahahahahahahah
Diz contri sef.

ALL NA WASH!

bettercreature:
The way things are going in the last 4 days Saraki might be impeached and EKWEREMADU might defect to APC.The man is doing everything to bring all the APC members together

LAI LAI.

There is no need for his coming.
BOKO Haram had already been TECHNICALLY defeated a long time ago.
They are only targeting the SOFT target.
Anyways, welcome POWER to NIGERIA.

MEDICINE AFTER DEATH.

It is not late now to do something.
PMB, pls Stop them now. You have not said anything.
When will they be TECHNICALLY stopped.
Fulani's herdsmen taking over from BH.

From the first picture, I can only see WRIST WATCH (+banggle) without that CUP OF TEA, that made headline news at the twilight of his ministerial tenure.
He says there is nothing wrong with our refineris !
Sooner that latter, he will come to deny this statement.
APC didn't offer him any post, hence this his counter statement.
At a certain age, one should crave for a NAME, not just to have been named.
You said fuel will sell for N40/L. You waited till today.

From the first picture, I can only see WRIST WATCH (+banggle) without that CUP OF TEA, that made headline news at the twilight of his ministerial tenure.
He says there is nothing wrong with our refineris !
Sooner that latter, he will come to deny this statement.
APC didn't offer him any post, hence this his counter statement.
At a certain age, one should crave for a NAME, not just to have been named.
You said fuel will sell for N40/L. You waited till today.

When I see the part played by INTERFAITH witnesses, I now have idea of how El rufai wants to use what he has to get what he wants in the proposed religious bill.
It will be easy now to kill n back it up.
Kudos to Kaduna.

How can one purchase that and what price?
Very cute like palm top.

ONLY GOD WILL HEAL NIGERIA.
God said:
"... if my people, who are called by my name,
...........................................................................,
I will heal their land, ..........their GOD"
Sai Baba
Yes the MOST EXCELLENCY!

mrvitalis:
60 billion in less than a year.. . For one of the richest state in Nigeria??

If Nigeria was as rich as Rivers State... . There will be no need to borrow

Rivers voted with sentiments and now we are back to the days of odili

You are writing with sentiments now accusing us voting with sentiments.
Are you from Rivers or from the river?
Cool down bros. If you can't beat them, .....
Grow up, join the NEW (N.yesomE.zenwonyeW.ike) Rivers! Let Rivets state see the enviable development s by NEW administration .

Benefit of free education.
No time is late Sir.
I salute your courage.
In the secondary school you will hear them sing:

COURAGE BROTHER,
DO NOT STUMBLE,
THOUGH THY PATH BE DARK AS NIGHT,
THERE'S A STAR TO GUIDE THE HUMBLE,
TRUST IN GOD AND DO THE RIGHT.

SIMPLE RULES AND PERFECT .....

.......more stanzas follow, but take this one above to heart, it shall be well.

Thanks for all the comments and suggestions... These r answers to most of the questions asked:
Am very attractive with no body odour what-so-ever.
Our baby is 5 months old now, so the issue that she is still recovering from postnatal is out of it.
If am asked to judge myself, I'll say am romantic.
I feel the issue is, she does not just enjoy making love. So the solution is I seek is finding a way to make her enjoy the act. Thank you all.

Well @ OP, just ask yourself these few questions:
- how long is ur fore play
- how long lasting after start of match
- how do you both enjoy sweet talks at half time
- how many non-violent styles do you employ
- when last did you attempt to lift her up
- how did you appreciate delivery of baby
- when about taking baby from her, do you (mrs.stakinly)touch her breast
- xyz.
I didn't add any question mark in case these don't make sense to you, but as you need solutions, ADD THOSE QUESTION MARKS.

IUO - Igbinedion University, Okada.
I use to pay above 500K for my son's fees only, years ago.
Feeding n stipends, cutting Coat according to cloth.

gerarahiamehn:
It started February 26th when she asked for catfish pepper soup.

After buying it, she tasted it, frowned and pushed it aside, said it's tasteless...then started nagging me of not being a caring husband. That's not true!

Next time, on the road...she told me stop and buy her ice cream, then again gala, then again pop corn!!! I complained of her strange eating habit. She got angry and threw everything away. Again, I'm not caring!!

Last Sunday, she disgraced me...yes, disgraced me, because she I took her a family meeting. They served her rice but she still went to beg an old woman to share her pounded yam with her!!!!

Someone said pregnant ladies act strange but this one is madness! I've called her mom to come take care of her daughter by herself.

Or I'd leave one day and won't come back!

BROS, COOL DOWN!
Grow up, Haba?
You are the only one seeing all these.
- Get closer to your wife.
- Go little stands for her.
- Rub her back n neck.
- Give some water to drink.
- Ask her first what's to eat.
- Tell her you want a baby girl! Yes tell her.
- x.y.z!
When last you told her "I.L.U" .
......lastly, it shall come to pass.
Abegi find beta tin come givam.
She do well for you n family.

Ushafaiza:
Why election scores missing in Obio/Akpor 1&2 state constituencies and return is made? INEC pls explain

I'm a resident in OBIO/AKPOR1, the candidate's acceptability came from his last projects, even new ones before that interruption.
To cut story short, they were RETURNED UNOPPOSED!
Wherever you are come to obio/akpor to discover that nearly every town hall used for the elections, other than schools, etc, were either newly built or renovated by the duo.
One of their slogans was "I WIN, YOU WIN" and that ended it all.

HungerBAD:
I wrote it before.

And i will keep repeating all day, the PDP has created a monster in Rivers State. A very bloodthirsty monster in the form of Wike, who will Kill, Maim, Destroy and Behead his way to holding on to Power.

To those urging him on, this has gone beyond any party affiliations here. What Wike is doing in Rivers State if not curtailed, will be designated a "Genocide" by the United Nations.

Does Wike even know that nothing last forever? This Wike i know will end up in Jail sooner than he expects.

President Buhari, please declare a State Of Emergency in Rivers State before Wike kills everybody in that State.

REALY?
hungerBAD, True to your Monika!
Declare a state of emergency by yourself instead of dragging Buhari into this.
You voted for him and now you are O.Y.O.
You never chichonchin.

There is no need for this.
What caused your grievances will come around again.

A.P.C. = All Promises Cancelled.
Quot me after 24 months.
It is no news again in Nigeria that when the President visits, sorry, returns from another country as he once went and visited some cows, he comes visiting Nigeria with the excitement of seeing cows at other places well ranched.
We have to believe this president with a pinch of salt, because of the accronym A.P.C. above.
My humble opinion tho. Let's watch (& pray)

Enesi47:
where are you when your Gej short down Nigeria University for sex months, I beg pack well

.....SHORT DOWN....FOR SEX MONTHS!
Pls pls pls, always purge your mind of "other" thoughts before climbing NL platform, you hear?

And the govt that came to assess was APC!
..because election is few days away.
We will see the result is the trip when ready .

Buhari appoints......NORTHerner!
.....

Na wa ooo APC!
This party no de check himself well now waiting till 2019.
Well God is watching.

HRich:
Travel is path of Education Sir.

PATH Ke?
Na waooooo! Your "education" is only following a PART.
Is travel a path you took in education.

BTW: But pls can you show the difference between BH and FHM?

Congrats JY.
Regards to JJ & PR.

AFTER THE RAGGAE, PLAY THE BLUES!
....but to say my man thought of this before, him for no cancel that Maritime University ooooo!
Any ways, we go takam as "papa-dash-me, I go manage am so"......

AFTER THE RAGGAE, PLAY THE BLUES!
....but to say my man thought of this before, him for no cancel that Maritime University ooooo!
Any ways, we go takam as "papa-dash-me, I go manage am so".

Skako:
Op shey na action firm dem they shut

My man it's like you carried FILM/ SHOOT in mind but your "swift" fingers landed on "firm" and "shut"
Which company/ firm you dey work?
What time is the door "shut" against those late?
Just for the asking.

OMG!
Only for nama to chop?
I suspect something!
Next, only cattle from Baba's area will first graze.
Some people de craze!
(my opinion, tho.)