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PhonesRe: How Airtel Subscribes You To Their VAS Services Without Your Knowledge (Photo) by emajoe: 7:39am On Jul 10, 2018
Thanks very much.

I dialed the *902# and the option 2.

The prompt was to select the item from the list:
Na ehn!, come see list.
I kukuma de stroll one by one while returning to "0" main menu to do my counter onslaught.

The Airtel promised to free them after 30 mins.
I believe them.

Note:
Always watch what pops up immediately you end your call, it may not actually be the tariff account alert while the option will be an "OK" to be initiated.

SOLUTION:
Press escape and the tarriff thing will pop up.
PoliticsRe: Security Agents Harassing Oby Ezekwesili During Lone Protest In Abuja by emajoe: 4:00pm On Jun 26, 2018
na wa
PoliticsRe: INEC Reacts To Underaged Voters In Kano LGA Election: We Aren't In Control Of LG by emajoe: 8:24am On Feb 13, 2018
Na now your eye dong clear?
PhonesRe: AUTO-RENEWAL: Are The Mobile Networks Robbing Subscribers? by emajoe: 8:17am On Feb 13, 2018
Dont always leave your airtime up to the amount.
That way its a win-win situation.
Thank me later when they send you reminder that your auto-renewal is short of funds.
Car TalkRe: A Useful Way To Tell Which Side Of Your Car The Fuel Cap Is Located by emajoe: 8:03am On Jan 04, 2018
Nonnyflex:
It's really funny that I just went to confirm from mine that I have been driving for more than a year.. I didn't even know that not only does it have an arrow but it was spelt out yet I never noticed it before now
Nonnyflex, your arrow "flexes" kiss opposite side of pump hose indicator.
That was enough reason to have ignored it for so long.
Thank the OP if the ascertion is OK by you. grin
PoliticsRe: Aisha Yesufu To El-Rufai: "APC Is The 419 Party" by emajoe: 4:42pm On Nov 28, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


This is wrong,
The Quran says a true Muslima should not challenge a man in public.

An-Nisa, 34.


Even if the man is wrong, the woman must admit he is right.
Women must be totally submissive.
Total submission means they should never rationalize a man's utterance.
Can you see your life?
This kind of ideology will still put you where you are.
Continue!!!
BusinessRe: We Have Invested $8.5b In Nigeria - World Bank by emajoe: 6:21am On Oct 18, 2017
Who asked you and are you OUT of the NORTH?
HealthRe: Unknown Man Spends 9 Months In A Hospital In Abuja After Losing His Memory.photo by emajoe: 1:45pm On Oct 16, 2017
Confirm his surname if it's "IRAHUB" or reading IRAHUB from the end, (B....I) so he can be sent to ABUJA house somewhere.
PoliticsRe: Oyinbo Man Spotted With Buhari's Painting At Lagos Airport. See What He Said by emajoe: 7:57am On Sep 29, 2017
.....For medical Check-Up? huh huh
I am considering declaring you a T.RR...T is no further explanation is not given ASAP.
BusinessRe: How Can I Recover My Money From A Lady? by emajoe: 9:03am On Sep 28, 2017
Brave it man. Always be patient with the network response.
It may turn out to be part of loss from your side and if you are a regular NairaLander, you would have adhered to some basic rules, as not to combine religion, friendship, etc. in business ventures, always advised by various posters on this forum.
Get closer to the person that sent her the money through you, that is where your solution lies.
Thank me later, amen. grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Gifty, Lilian Bach, Sunday Omobolanle Aka Papi Luwe, Rosaline Meurer On Set by emajoe: 11:33am On Sep 27, 2017
Whatever two big "belles" have put together let no bag put assunder.
CelebritiesRe: The Video Of P'square Fighting At Festus Keyamo's Chamber Happened In 2016 by emajoe: 4:01am On Sep 27, 2017
......and after this you can still remember that song:
"CHOP MY MONEY"
CelebritiesRe: Bring Your Coffin: P'square Fight Video Details by emajoe: 2:17am On Sep 27, 2017
They could have answered "PCUBIC" instead of square!
Jude is the #3rd#leg#
Car TalkRe: Nissan Has Built 150 Million Vehicles Since 1933 by emajoe:
The figure went up when they (NISSAN) bought over DATSUN.
EducationRe: Post-utme 2017: UNIJOS Screening, Cut-off Mark And Registration Details by emajoe:
Emajoe FTC!!!!
Emajoe is the #FirstBornSon#, a male!
OP, emranajega, is on the first post for today, he is a male,
On Monday First working day of the week!
Nothing really to comment on "CUT_OFF" points until ASSU "CUT_OFF" grin grin grin, you thought I would say CALL-OFF? Naaaaaa!
HealthRe: Bad Condition Of Health Clinic In Ipokia LGA In Ogun (Photos) by emajoe: 11:28am On Sep 06, 2017
A sorry state of facilities affairs.
RomanceRe: I Am Leaving Behind My Love, For Greener Pastures Abroad. by emajoe: 12:49pm On Sep 05, 2017
jonced:
This is a simple matter which u r complicating by ur own actions. U did not have to lie to your brother in the first instance. This is how when God opens doors, people use their own hands to mess up the door, thinking they r being smart.

This is what u should do...get on ur knees and ask God for forgiveness for lying and then make a petition for ur brother's heart to soften and be receptive towards what u will explain.

After that, call ur brother and apologise for the misinformation and explain why u did it. ie u were afraid of missing the opportunity. Then tell him the truth about ur gf and extol her virtues and ur plans for her.

Then also be transparent about the situation with ur gf. is let her know what's happening.

That's all...but keep praying about it and avoid habits that are counterproductive.
grin grin grin
You are already JONCED, you want to jonce this DRINKWATER07?
LiteratureRe: Book Summary - The Five Love Languages By Gray Chapman by emajoe: 7:36am On Aug 31, 2017
SPOUSE, LOVE YOURSELVES!
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PoliticsRe: Rivers State Indigenes Stage Welcome Back Rally For President Buhari (pictures) by emajoe: 4:18pm On Aug 30, 2017
Some Rivers state indigenes came out this morning to stage a rally to welcome President Buhari from his medical trip to London. They also used the rally to express gratitude to the President for some of the developmental projects that have been penned down for the state. The rally was mostly attended by APC members in the state. See more photos below

View Source: http://ovoko.com.ng/rivers-state-indigenes-stage-welcome-back-rally-president-buhari-pictures/


hahahahahahahaha! grin grin grin grin

With Amaechi in mind, shocked shocked shocked , not to be dropped in event of shake-up.
".........with many projects penned down for the state"
EducationRe: Mouau Admission Screening Exercise 2017/2018 Announced by emajoe:
FTC!!!
grin grin grin grin grin
We will come to that.

I have been second all this while not until now probably as the school has unburdened my heart by maintaining a healthy academic cut-off when they said:
All candidate who scored 180 and above in the 2017/2018 UTME examinations and made Michael Okpara University of Agriculture, Umudike first choice are eligible.

I dedicate this FTC to God and all my well wishers, my last born, SIFON EMAJOE, that has been very brilliant, from first day in the kindergarten and so eager for the forth coming new class, I say stay blessed and one love!
EducationRe: Ikeoluwa Abioye, 15-Year-Old, Who Scored 9 A1s In WAEC And 305 In JAMB by emajoe: 3:01pm On Aug 29, 2017
H8ta:
Na so grin
Na so nauuuuu!
Scrambles for FTC tins!
EducationRe: Ikeoluwa Abioye, 15-Year-Old, Who Scored 9 A1s In WAEC And 305 In JAMB by emajoe: 2:35pm On Aug 29, 2017
Abioye didn’t stop there! She also scored an amazing 305 in the last Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) conducted by the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB).

Abioye, an indigene of Irepodun Local Council of Osun State, was recently celebrated and honoured by her alma mater, Starfield Schools, Iju, Lagos. She said, if sponsored, she would love to go to Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) or Harvard University to study Computer Engineering.

CONGRATULATIONS.
Permit me to celebrate you and say:

Abioye, an indigene of Irepodun Local Council of Osun State, scored 305 in JAMB, would go to Harvard University.
PoliticsRe: Wike Is The Worst Governor Rivers Has ever Seen – APC Slams PDP by emajoe: 11:36am On Aug 29, 2017
Benekruku:
Your English teacher should be killed, bathed with concentrated sulphuric acid and buried with concrete!

Haba! "Worstest" shocked
Benekruku,
The guy put "Worstest" for you to get him right!
I believe he knows written and spoken English better than you (my opinion tho) but take his teacher off this.
From your outburst, you sound like "a killer".
Proof yourself otherwise let us see.
PoliticsRe: "Buhari Is Fit To Work" - Paul Arkwright, British High Commissioner by emajoe: 10:34am On Aug 28, 2017
....Agreed! We wish our president well.
After Wednesday's FEC meeting, we will come back to you.
Cheers.
BusinessRe: 6 Qualities To Look Out For When Selecting Team For A Budding Business by emajoe: 8:16am On Aug 28, 2017
OP you nailed it!


Optimism

At the budding stage of most businesses, the future is bleak and revenues are slow. A shared belief of optimism will carry members far and also enable them to achieve greatness within a short period of time.
EducationRe: ASUU To Meet FG Again On Strike by emajoe: 8:02am On Aug 28, 2017
gentle136:
u guys better come to a reasonable conclusion.

Our educational standard have falls cheesy short of what we need.
I can understand the standard with the BOLD phrase. grin grin grin
"gentle136" huh please raise your English power to 10 (1+3+6)you will be better than those lecturers!!!
CrimeRe: Man Attempts To Kill Woman For Ritual In Mbaitoli Imo, Gets Arrested. Photos by emajoe: 1:42pm On Aug 24, 2017
Thank God!
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Signs Bilateral Agreement On Anti-Corruption, Tax Admin (Pics) by emajoe: 1:40pm On Aug 24, 2017
Kudos Baba, hope no be old pishure o!
PoliticsRe: "Defeat Me With Superiority Of Your Argument Not With AK47" - Nnamdi Kanu To PMB by emajoe: 1:31pm On Aug 24, 2017
Buhari maka why?
SportsRe: Wrestling: Nigeria’s Adekuoroye Wins Silver At World Championship by emajoe: 1:30pm On Aug 24, 2017
Wooooooooooooooooow, FTC after all these while, #dancing skelewu,
I dedicate this victory to every optimistic and ever-striving, ever-non-relenting people out there, in any way, in any form, keep striving, you'll surely achieve ur aims, can somebody shout AMEN??

Congratulations to that wrestler, u have made us proud as Nigerians, dont let the fame get to you too much, Keep soaring........
Congrats once again for making the yorubas proud, Odunayo Adekuoroye, Proudly Yoruba tongue grin

Let me come and be going.
CrimeRe: Dog Joins Women To Beat & Strip Young Lady In Public (Photos) by emajoe: 12:55pm On Aug 24, 2017
De dog own na im me no understand.
Abi no "dog eat dog"?

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