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RomanceRe: South African Lady Break Internet With Topless Photo To Celebrate Zulu Culture by Emarvel(m): 1:08pm On Dec 27, 2018
Iwantslavesgone:
You are a damn fool. Aids fall on you.
your generation, up to the 4th
TravelRe: The Difference Between North Korea And South Korea by Emarvel(m): 1:06pm On Dec 27, 2018
FoolishBoy419:
On the contrary, it is the whole of Nigeria that is cursed. Just last month over 10 suspected thieves have been burnt by your savage southern brothers. Lets not even talk about the cultists and ritualists in your region. You introduced it to this country. Your people are also cursed beyond redemption. Have you finished with your baby factories?
I wanted to attack you but your moniker says it all, so no need
RomanceRe: South African Lady Break Internet With Topless Photo To Celebrate Zulu Culture by Emarvel(m): 9:28am On Dec 27, 2018
Iwantslavesgone:
Zulus and their ugliness lipsrsealed. What a nasty hoe. Nigeria has better looking women.
guy, wetin yu dae talk??
yu sure say yu see wetin ah dae see so?
RomanceRe: Authentic Beard Oil (pics Of Proof) by Emarvel(m): 2:49am On Dec 25, 2018
how many months will it take?
PoliticsRe: Buhari's 4 + 4 Gesture Goes Viral. What Do You Think? (Photo) by Emarvel(m): 10:15pm On Dec 22, 2018
Mankos:
Next level pls

RomanceRe: Yahoo Business No Easy by Emarvel(m): 8:07am On Dec 22, 2018
Emmy713:
Brethren is this what yahoo boys suffer to convince a foreign woman to make money.
There is this black American Girl 29 of age I got as facebook friend though things started going well and we call it dating but to be frank with you am no longer comfortable from the way things are going
1. She comes back late at night regarding the 6hours interval with Nigerian time and would love to speak with me when going and coming back from work which deprive me of my sleep and time.
2. She is very friendly and jokes alot but most times got pissed off over things that are seen as nothing here.
3. I kept on twisting my tongue when pronouncing a word to suit their intonation before she could hear me.
Lastly she gets pissed off whenever she founds out am on another call and always complaining of hurting her.

But the truth is that I have no intention of scamming her am even thinking of linking her to a friend of mine who sees such as an opportunity to travel to USA because she keeps asking when I would be visiting her.
link me up with her
RomanceRe: Funny Letter From An Angry Ex (what Is Your Say?) by Emarvel(op): 6:38pm On Dec 20, 2018
adelacuna:
I can see an heartbroken and angry Ex
na yu be eye ooo
eye dat seeth all....lol
RomanceRe: Funny Letter From An Angry Ex (what Is Your Say?) by Emarvel(op): 4:48pm On Dec 20, 2018
grin grin
dmgr:
this one is strong
RomanceRe: Funny Letter From An Angry Ex (what Is Your Say?) by Emarvel(op): 4:46pm On Dec 20, 2018
Valerie47:
Whoever wrote this letter still love their ex.
exactly my thoughts too
RomanceRe: Funny Letter From An Angry Ex (what Is Your Say?) by Emarvel(op): 4:43pm On Dec 20, 2018
IamPlato:
Even Our Lord Jesus Is Shocked. shocked

This Is Beyond Hatred
Lol
RomanceRe: Funny Letter From An Angry Ex (what Is Your Say?) by Emarvel(op): 1:39pm On Dec 20, 2018
techking:
Wathuh shocked shocked Seriouslyhuh? grin grin grin grin
Lol
RomanceFunny Letter From An Angry Ex (what Is Your Say?) by Emarvel(op):
COPIED

Dear Ex... .... I wish you could be attacked by bees... Then when you try to escape the car hits you... When they call an ambulance let it also be involved in an accident with a truck which will push it into the river.... Then you get eaten by the fish... The same fish will be caught by the fishermen who will sell it to me... When I get to fry the fish I will fall asleep forgetting that am cooking to the extent that they get burnt... And then I will throw them in a bin so that my dog can take care of it.... ....

If I see you swept by the river, I would urinate into it to add pressure to the water... ... If I was given a chance to kill without going to jail or prison, I Swear one bullet would be enough for you... ... If I see you lying on the streets helpless, I would buy some popcorns so that I can enjoy watching you... .. If I find people raping you. I would join the queue so that I can help them... ... If you were dead, I would come to your funeral to eat and make sure it's really you in the coffin... ...

And finally if I had a time machine, I would go back in time and stop your mother from meeting your father

RomanceRe: The Women in This African Country Are The 2nd Highest Consumers Of Online Porn by Emarvel(m): 7:50am On Dec 16, 2018
lefulefu:
grin i have never seen any naija babe watching porn. why?
you never open your eye, girls dae watch porn wella, have caught quite a few
RomanceRe: Is It Possible For A Girl To Break Up With You And Still Love You?? by Emarvel(m): 7:46am On Dec 16, 2018
HenryDion:
SMH... This is the reason Nigeria will never see the light. A supposed undergraduate wrote that painstaking epistle above? shocked

Bia Op, it's like you need a resounding slap. It won't come from me anyway, your GP will do the job and by then, your eye will clear.

Useless youth!
guy quiet, make you read well
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: AUGUST BORN ..............let's Meet Here by Emarvel(m): 12:15pm On Dec 11, 2018
jane5020:
wow finally saw my birth mate
Lol....you're welcome, proudly a LEO
CelebritiesRe: Reekado Banks Leaves Don Jazzy's Mavins Record by Emarvel(m): 4:45pm On Dec 07, 2018
tstx:
And that was how his career ended
move your hand towards your mouth and cover your dirty mouth
EducationRe: Anyone Studying Abroad Should Please Help by Emarvel(m): 1:40pm On Dec 01, 2018
Anyone With Useful Info Should Please Help....... Am Also Interested
RomanceRe: First Photos Of My Baby by Emarvel(m): 8:17am On Nov 24, 2018
Congrats Bro....
RomanceRe: closed by Emarvel(m): 12:41am On Nov 08, 2018
how is it use?
RUB??
RomanceRe: What Is The Most Expensive Gift You've Ever Received From A Lady? by Emarvel(m): 2:17pm On Aug 26, 2018
On my birthday, she bought me a Rolex wrist watch, a T-shirt, took me out for lunch, prepared my favorite soup in the evening, all these one day........ Petty things every other days, I pray God bless our union.
PoliticsRe: Shehu Sani: Recovered Abacha Loot Should Not Be Shared To Poor Nigerians by Emarvel(m): 7:21am On Jul 01, 2018
osusuallstars:
Nigerian poorest don't have a bank account and lack access to the internet. Am ashamed to even called a Nigerian
Who are the poorest Nigerians?
PoliticsRe: Shehu Sani: Recovered Abacha Loot Should Not Be Shared To Poor Nigerians by Emarvel(m): 7:21am On Jul 01, 2018
Lagos4me:
Let's agree that Nigerian population is 175 million and you want to share 350 million dollars among them, what will one person get? That's simply 2 dollars per person. Will this reduce poverty or is this making any sense to you. Please Nigerians don't be fooled.

Even if is 87.5 people that are poor in Nigeria. What they will get is 4 dollars per person, this can't reduce poverty, these people in APC are foolish. The senator is right.
What are you saying, do you know how much is $350m??
RomanceRe: Free Mini Importation Training On Whatapp!! by Emarvel(m): 9:04am On Jun 30, 2018
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Christianity EtcRe: Meet Prophet Udensi Godlove Behind Audio Warning Nigerians Against Disaster by Emarvel(m): 6:03pm On Jun 29, 2018
dominique:
When was the audio released? Before or after the tragedy?
before
About two weeks ago
RomanceRe: 5 Misconstrued Interests Of Men By Ladies! by Emarvel(m): 6:52am On Jun 29, 2018
Well said...... 100% true
RomanceRe: Viral Pre-wedding Pic That Has Broken The Net by Emarvel(m): 5:31pm On Jun 11, 2018
Lol
RomanceRe: How I Was Dragged And Embarrassed By An Ashawo Girl Today In An Ashawo House by Emarvel(m): 10:18am On Jun 10, 2018
SoapQueen:
Op, you have a perfect command of English. I don't mean to judge but why do you patronise these ladies?

They can be really messy and troublesome from what I hear. My dry cleaner was upset one evening and I asked what's up?

He was like one of the Olosho girls that usually brings stuff for him to dry clean was saying that she wouldn't pay him this time because she has been patronizing him but he has never for once patronised her business.
LOL
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Life Would Have Been Different If The World Was Flat by Emarvel(m): 8:15pm On Jun 09, 2018
Offpoint:
I'll use a very simple example to answer your question.
We believe we exist or we are existing, while the fact remains there's no single trace of our beginning (Don't believe the evolution crap, it never happened... that's a scientifical way to shut us all up) our very existence is an illusion. we are just like a scripted character in a computer games being control with a console. in a computer game the characters believes they are existing, while you the controller knows they don't really exist the computer world they lived in doesn't exist either.

bring that narrative to reality and you'll understand me better.
RESPECT
Nairaland GeneralRe: Funny Names On Nairaland by Emarvel(m): 7:44pm On Jun 09, 2018
NOBODY
RomanceRe: ₦361 Million Intimacy Gadget Encrusted With Rare Diamonds And Sapphires(Photos) by Emarvel(m): 8:45am On Jun 03, 2018
folake4u:
Will it take me to Heavenhuh

There's nothing like the real deal abeg
LOL
RomanceRe: The Power Of Touch Touching With Presence. by Emarvel(m): 10:09am On May 20, 2018
nice
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