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Jokes EtcRe: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by Emassive(m): 9:49am On Mar 30, 2017
Monitoring spirits everywhere.....lmao
omenkaLives:
Brothers throwing banters at each other while perpetually hateful outsiders try to hijack their harmless jokes. It's gonna fail just like their Osinbajo vs Buhari plot failed. cheesy

Look at the posts of someone trying to pass himself off as a Yoruba man from Lagos..











The moment i saw his post up there, I knew he would be nothing but an Ipob youth. They thrive in lies ONLY. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Ifeanyi Uba Detained By DSS by Emassive(m): 9:42am On Mar 30, 2017
Nukualofa:
He will be released soon because he is now in APC the party of saints
freeze001:
Probably not..he's from the 'wrong side' of the divide so possibly dispensable. Make we dey look sha
Funlordjnr:
Meaning what at the bolded? So if he was found to have illegally defrauded a federal government parastatal or engaged in shady business practices with his companies the security agencies should have avoided picking him up because he is from a certain region of the country? I know you can't answer or you may try to remix what you posted there but get well soon! Hate kills!
Hey bushbaby funlordjnr... It's okay that you weren't reason well while reading his comment due to your silly baby tantrums you pull all the time. He meant to say I.Ubah is an APC house of saint/born again thieves from the East so he can be dispensed. He is didn't mean just from the region and to say his comments was more sarcastic than you make it look.
PoliticsRe: EFCC Finds $86m Paris Club Refund In Ngf’s Account by Emassive(m): 9:30am On Mar 30, 2017
This is how you keep deceiving yourself mainly the reality of doom is staring at you in the face as long as these kind of corruption is sustain under this Government of Center been play in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Lawmakers Could Override Buhari If He Vetoes Peace Corps Bill – Dogara by Emassive(m): 9:20am On Mar 30, 2017
The peace Corp will do a good Job and I agree with the NASS on this one for sure.
PoliticsRe: Senate Committee Recommends Suspension Of Ndume For 6 Months, Clears Melaye by Emassive(m): 8:38pm On Mar 29, 2017
At least we can get to the independent candidacy level which will never be passed in the Senate for another 100yrs. You have to join the cabals to get any political ticket to start with. Nigeria is sitting on a Timeless bomb.
chakula:
You mean no more chance for youth? huh
CrimeRe: Childless Woman Commits Suicide In Anambra By Hanging by Emassive(m): 8:35pm On Mar 29, 2017
Bros. There are over 20hausa killers in kuje prison right now cooling off even after the hausas killed their families on their turf and you are here ranting about Kanu. Igbo and yoruba are the most foolish and senseless tribe of this century. I will continue enjoying your E-war till you all grow sense.
Funlordjnr:
You think I'm like you that can't find love hence why you are always online looking for who to hate or looking for your fellow nigerians or buhari to insult ?

2 kids and living comfortably boy! And the butt of my joke was kanu so how is that tribalism? Or is he no more igbo like the departed lady?

_Fuck kanu! If it pains you then that gladdens me!
PoliticsRe: Meet Late Musa Yar'adua's Daughters, All Married To Former State Governors by Emassive(m): 8:28pm On Mar 29, 2017
Am willing to join the new Nigeria V as long as you are not shedding blood cause I will blow ur whistle sharply
NNVanguard:
Building a new Nigeria where there is hope for a common man is our mandate. Join us in the New Nigeria Vanguard
PoliticsRe: Nation Newspapers Dedicates 70 Pages To Bola Tinubu's 65th Birthday by Emassive(m): 8:14pm On Mar 29, 2017
Why hate those celebrating Tinubu. It's okay to celebrate every politician in this country and not be hypocritical about it. I will help fellow wailers/zombies celebrate their criminals as it comes. It's better to sit on the fence and watch their politicians kill them all
Foreign AffairsRe: Joe Biden Meets A Dog Named After Him (Photos) by Emassive(m): 7:57pm On Mar 29, 2017
So many mohammed have killed and committed many crimes but the islamic bigot didn't go on rampage to kill them but once you name your dog Buhari aboki Islam go carry am like Lacasera for head
BusinessRe: Ladies Pose On The Floor At Shoprite, Umuahia (Photos) by Emassive(m): 5:02pm On Mar 29, 2017
Oga ibadan people bush finish pass those ipob. Come and see the queue for bread every 9am for shoprite Ring Road Ibadan.
DaFlash:
After them go dey yab Ibadan peeps
where as na dem local pass.
FOREST PEOPLE FROM THE EAST!!!
PoliticsRe: Falana Defends Motorist Whose Car Was Burnt By VIS by Emassive(m): 4:51pm On Mar 29, 2017
You could have said in another way instead of quoting my same statement. Shows you have lost something valuable to your brains already.
wellmax:
Well of course, just like I identified a low IQ illiterate like you
PoliticsRe: You Have No Power To Summon Me, Sagay Tells Senate by Emassive(m): 4:47pm On Mar 29, 2017
Oga sit down. That Itsekiri sell out is a slowpoke and he should be summoned to appear as I don't care if the senate is a rogue because the majority put them all in that house. My own is the reputation of the Senate itself and not the rogues called Senators


janefarms2015:
Who is ordinary office clerk? Do you know the position he occupies? Do you know this erudite professor's records and antecedents? No lawyer or any honest Nigerian who is matured enough in age and intellect will not respect this man's view on issues of national development
CrimeRe: Angry Mob In India Attacks Nigerian Students Accused Of Cannibalism And Murder by Emassive(m): 4:33pm On Mar 29, 2017
Everyone that comments what doesn't favour you is an Igbo man... am still laughing and I can't wait for the day afonja's and Ipob will physically engage themselves in a real life war like you do on Nairaland. It is very shameful reading your comments.

Well back to the point. Saraki will remain there just as Dino and the likes because there is no one to replace them due to the channels available to get into Political parties + tickets.
You, My friend should learn to accept the abnormal things that comes with politics then you will grow to be a man of wisdom and understanding.


divicode:
See cowardly empty chest beaters! You expect a rep from another tribe to perform your responsibility for you?
PoliticsRe: Falana Defends Motorist Whose Car Was Burnt By VIS by Emassive(m): 4:28pm On Mar 29, 2017
You will know a someone with a low IQ when they can't end a conversation like a literate.
wellmax:
[s][/s] If this is not meaningful, please tell what it is?
getouttahia
PoliticsRe: Senate Committee Recommends Suspension Of Ndume For 6 Months, Clears Melaye by Emassive(m): 4:17pm On Mar 29, 2017
How many of your vote will be counted broshuh Just sulk it up and accept reality that you will live with them till the end of time
chakula:
Ndume deserved more than this simply because he chose to expose their dirty business (including him) which they are not happy. We are watching, in as much as our live remain up to 2019 we shall serve them right by voting them out.
PoliticsRe: Falana Defends Motorist Whose Car Was Burnt By VIS by Emassive(m): 12:50pm On Mar 29, 2017
I guess his job is to speak fowl and jump from one critism to another without any meaningful impact on lives
wellmax:
What is a SAN's responsibility? How many other SANs in Nigeria have offered to work pro bono.
To some, its just fun to criticise. SMH
CrimeRe: Angry Mob In India Attacks Nigerian Students Accused Of Cannibalism And Murder by Emassive(m): 12:43pm On Mar 29, 2017
Ask your Rep and sanator to move a motion to allow Biafra break away and they won't disgrace your FulaniNigeria
divicode:
This is extremely unfortunate! This Indians come to Nigeria and behave like Kings!
I think it is high time Nigeria start to engage this people the same way they are treating us

I am sure this problem is being caused by the fflaties in Indian! Fflties disgracing Nigeria since 1914
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Imports 70 Million Generators by Emassive(m): 12:35pm On Mar 29, 2017
I av 3generators in my Ibadan house with 1in Lagos. Am planning to buy another due to the over usage of 2 out of the 3 Gens. we have imported more than that figure.
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Brother Shows Fashola & Amosun Their Family Power Plant In Ogun by Emassive(m): 12:19pm On Mar 29, 2017
Rocket science unfolding
CrimeRe: Police Kill Notorious Kidnappers In Rivers State, Recover Cars by Emassive(m): 12:18pm On Mar 29, 2017
Na only Southern Nigeria police dey always arrest criminals... Even VIO and Road safety dey arrest for South but for North Na another case....
CrimeRe: Boy Attacked With A Razor Blade In Delta (Graphic Photos) by Emassive(m): 10:02am On Mar 29, 2017
No be this people for my state of origin... dem be expert for revengeful acts.... The difference between Delta and fulani na illiteracy wey make fulani own worst
PoliticsRe: Falana Defends Motorist Whose Car Was Burnt By VIS by Emassive(m): 9:54am On Mar 29, 2017
So you just woke up to your responsibility as a SAN. Those VIS and mainly Lagos state officials are arrogantly disrespectful to it citizens unless you are a Soldier or Policamen. Useless people
BusinessRe: NSE Foreign Investment Inflows Drop To N16.10bn by Emassive(m): 9:51am On Mar 29, 2017
At least I can still feed my children without begging buhari....
PoliticsRe: Omoyele Sowore: "Nigerians, Don't Cry For Me If I Die", Nigerians React by Emassive(m): 9:42am On Mar 29, 2017
It's cool if he takes them ON and we support him but to slander people with different lies per day is crap and that definitely kills his credibility.
PoliticsRe: FG Copying Lagos’ Template To Revive Economy –adeosun by Emassive(m): 9:32am On Mar 29, 2017
It will be better if your govt stop spending our money on their luxury and also looting them because it will only increase the hardship and price of commodities. Making money for the FGN is not the problem but spending it where it should go to better the common man.
CrimeRe: Young Thieves Nabbed With Cut To Size Gun During Operation In Ogun State.pics by Emassive(m): 11:05pm On Mar 28, 2017
Sure for Fsars
PoliticsRe: Presidency Speaks On Senate’s Demand For Magu’s Removal As EFCC Boss by Emassive(m): 10:31pm On Mar 28, 2017
Even if he is the best man for the job of efcc we will rather have him in our Police force to put his effort at curbing the trigger happy Npf men
PoliticsRe: Copy Of Dino Melaye's NYSC Certificate (Photo) by Emassive(m): 10:07pm On Mar 28, 2017
Oga what will happen to those that voted the useless Apc that you claim people are supporting now. I thought those who don't support Apc are wailers and now they are still wailers for helping you support their useless Senate and Brain dead president. What is really your problem and what do you want from Nigerians?
Dongreat:
Mr Dino, the only people you can fool are those who judge cases based on sentiments resulting from tribal hate, president grudge and ill wishes or those who have never studied in a prestigious university before. Shamefully 90% of the youths belong in this category and the 10% who reason normally are overshadowed due to the intense stupidity by the 90% which is fostered by poverty, illiteracy and tribalism.

Dino supporters ask yourself, the money paid to you, has it provided good roads for you, 24 hours power supply or quality healthcare? Do you still reside in a third world country and do you wake up daily with the smell of raw sewage staring at you? And if you are not paid then you case is worse than your father who was senile to do something despite having the opportunity to salvage a great nation for his child, "You". Continue the support of criminal politicians for you shall die suffering and smiling, just like your father and same trait you will pass to your malnourished children.

Ps: this is not a curse but fact the citizens will face in a failed country. Good luck insulting me when your politicians should be at the gallows by now.
PoliticsRe: I Graduated With Third Class And I Stand With Dino Melaye(pics) by Emassive(m): 9:59pm On Mar 28, 2017
Smelling hypocrisy... First class graduates have the following too:
Broken homes
Accidents
Diseases
Sickness
Problems and so much more... 1st class doesn't add any value to who you are and what Is destined for your life. My Wife is a first class Engr and we don't brag about it cause it's just one tiny bit of the matters of life. We still lost our first son which First Class didn't stop from happening. Life successes is by chance as the Bible says GOD Willeth it to man.

vani86:
I am at work, working my ass of to be able to raise a family.

Only replying your dumb question and meme because i am out in the field.

While you and your fellow proud association of 3rd class graduates will spend 20 hours out of todays 24 on nairaland chatting shit and making money for seun.


Now i got nothing against 3rd class graduates, but it's nothing to be proud of. Those that made 1st class, 2:1 or 2:2 in your dept, did they have 6 heads with 11 brains.
PoliticsRe: Andy Ubah Obtained His PhD From A Degree Vendor - Sahara Reporters (Photos) by Emassive(m): 9:29pm On Mar 28, 2017
So I guess we should take everything in the media as truehuh Is that your concluding Mr anti wailer
blackpanda:
THERE ARE SO MANY MORE OF THEM IN SENATE

And for those moronic wailers than are unable to reason without being political, religious or tribal bigots, i think you all need to have your brains reset.
PoliticsRe: Ongoing Protest Along Lekki-Epe Expressway Over Destruction Of Shanties (Pics) by Emassive(m): 4:03pm On Mar 28, 2017
Can you define the kind of emotion you are trying to talk about here cause for all I know this is a reality of homeless migrants before even the same Lagos or Alausa came to be. So criminally minded govt should be excused for some people's business to thrive. You will make a good Govr in future
izzou:
Anybody can protest when aggrieved. But don't frustrate others with it.

Some people might get a query from their bosses because of the traffic caused by these people. Did you consider those ones too

Go to Alausa and protest. That's where you can find the governor.

Always apply common sense before emotions
BusinessRe: CBN Introduces New FOREX Rates, Dollar Now N360 For "Invisibles" by Emassive(m): 9:47pm On Mar 27, 2017
Do you at 1000ngn to 1$ you will call people's reaction "wailing". You need a therapist right away.
Bari22:
Buhary in town, if to say this happens under osinbajo the wailers would say buhari is incompetant but trust wailers this is now a bad news for them, they rather hear a naira crashed to 1000 per dollar and they will start wailing

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