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Na wash joor

Ok iyafhear

Ma Sha Allah

Please do we have o.r.s for adult , if yes, how does it look like ? Is it different from the normal #50 own ?

baski92:
Lie sokoto may me dey,,, which school? Which area the school dey. Sack nothing like that, police station sure dem. Shariha court, child abuse. Na lie which kind DNA test, abeg

Thank you jare ! Sokoto wey me sef dae , na lie jor...make them name d school then


some of these media sef

Chuksgeo:
please mr pharmacist, I need a drug to gain weight quickly especially as I have thing legs. So what drug/therapy would you recommend

WATE ON (WAYTE ON)
Check it out and be very careful ooo

Mr pharmacist ooo plenty questions lie idle for here ooo



Pleas what is the dose for praziquantel tablet 600mg , adult dose ! as I can't comprehend the dose based on body weight here

Simitrendy:
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Hmm.. Anglican Diocesan High School I hail o.

I remembered those useless scope I'll give my seniors

Senior Talib:- Simi how far, come gimme garri

Simi:- Senior Talib I've not cut my garri

Senior Talib:- u dey craze, I tot twas provisions like Biscuits, cornflakes and beverages they do cut now its garri.

EPISODE 2

TIROGO DAY its d day when there's no provisions for student, I mean all their provisions HV finished

Nah so my niggas go enter dining hall serve their EBA inside cup and soak with water for like seven hours until it turn to garri


EPISODE 3
My Chaplain go beat students that didn't pay tithes and offering.

The worstest day my bunkmate go do thanksgiving for chapel na so dem give am bowl so make people con donate money and thank God on his behalf

For d whole 390+ students Nah only one person wey come out and put #5 for the bowl for am.

I swear the bulging wey d guy collect from me he no go ever forget



EPISODE 4

Nah so I no go night prep classes.. Prefects con dey parole.... I con hide under roof Nah so I fall down from roof.... I be confirm crook.



EPISODE 5

I mess inside class I shift am to my to the guy seating beside me... The mumu guy con dey cry.


EPISODE 6

When I dey JSS2 Health Prefect talk say make we go assemble for morning piece of work.. na so I dey run enter school farm... Senior Oje Kolapo run follow me take me to Health Prefect them talk say make I wash toilet for d whole term... I catch health Prefect pressing phone... I talk say I go report am for chief boarding housemaster if he no reverse the judgment.


EPISODE 7

I no give senior garri.. Nah so d guy talk say make I go fetch water inside basket. and make d basket full


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Lol @ episode 5 and 6
You are truly badass

Chibuhealth:
Incase of front page, let me know.... But I can't forget our girls hostel smelly toilet those days

That is the point my dear ! Some girls can dirty eheen . Even in my high school sef, girls hotels na war

makzeze:
I could remember the meal we were served when I was in a govt. sec. school in one of the north eastern states is WORST than this.

Thank you jare, that's the point here...also worst in my school back then


The thing is that we humans are wicked towards ourselves therefore , those in - charged should be blamed not the govt.

gassdon:
Is good to be matured. See your grandma qualities & see your own.

Always learn from her and trust God.

Thank God for using your enemy (the dog) to perform miracle.


God is all knowing

And make una tell the op to learn to wear something even night gown before retiring to bed as I detest female sleeping unclad


Anywhere , thank God for your life

oluwaSmith1:
only God will save us in these country

Sorry use "this" .

evanscheck:
Congrat on safe delivery... ur baby is 2 months and 3 weeks. And needs breast milk for his/ her nutritional requirement.. As a nursing mother u are prone to malaria, I think u shud do a malaria test,if nt for ur sake but for d baby's sake..u wud look for a non- drowsy antihistamine to take, one of 2nd generation, a good example include - loratidine and cetrizine. They are class A drugs in pregnancy and nursing mothers.

Any brand name for the cetrizine ?

jamex93:
too bad


that is y it is good to always have gun at your disposal

so u can easily kill this kind animals

Hahahaha funny you, u dull gaaaan ! Gun ke
Except if u want police to feast on u

obum88:
Others were rushing a helpless woman to hospital you were busy taking pictures. Decency has long gone in our society.






That building sef looks like my village shrine

U dae mindam , and him come dae rush dae postam here like say na dae dae payam

HaneefahRN:
We need this sanity in nursing too . When will NMCN wake up?
Some or many Drs are busy training quacks and using them in their private hospitals putting many lives at risk because of the profit they'll get from paying the illiterates they use stipend instead of employing qualified nurses, yet they go unchecked and this anomaly continues to grow. They fight against quackery in their profession yet they propagate it in another profession in the name of auxiliaries, I'm not saying it's all Drs but many Drs, but it's not their fault though, NMCN allowed it and the crazy way everything is in Nigeria.
The health sector really needs thorough sterilization.
Btw the 6 months is too small for such criminals.

Exactly , you have said it all...seriously, they full for my area

onihaxy:
sorry for been rude. how does this your campaign relates to the topic?. someone here is about to loose a job because of birth certificate and he is asking for help, will been born again provide another birth cert for him?.

don't mindam jare ! some persons just carry this religion like say na they papa getam meanwhile na them be hypocrite pass ooo

ENIGMA11:
U ar a doubting Thomas

Yes me sef no bilivam ! How dae tell us say dae steal civil servant money ? For this critical time fa , c'mon guy ! Something is fishy here

atbu1983:
Any form of reduction of corruption either by selective trial,hypocracy, vendetta, witch hunt, politically motivated or personal interest is welcome as long as the person is guilty and judicial process is followed. We should all support any reduction in corruption possible.

Corruption is a greater national problem than any of selective trial,hypocracy, vendetta, witch hunt, politically motivated or personal interest.
Corruption destroy the nation with 170 million people. selective trial,hypocracy, vendetta, witch hunt, politically motivated or personal interest only affect few who are guilty. When you have 100 thieves, it is better to catch 5 thieves even if the remaining 95 go free than allowing the whole 100 thieves to go free.

When people shout about not trying Amaechi , fashola and tinubu as the basis to completely ignore other corrupt people, such call is not for the progress of Nigeria. Such call is not realistic. Such calls are myopic, demonic and satanic. People making such calls are hypocrit,insincere and lovers of corruption.

" A leader who destroys those who are devoted to him does not inspire devotion". Buhari knows this. That is why he would not go after Amaechi, fashola or tinubu. That is why the bible told us despite all the attrocities of David, God still called David the man after his own heart. Because david is devoted to him. If God can do that, who is ordinary imperfect human being like Buhari to do otherwise. However should amaechi, fashola etc continue in thier old way, then Buhari can jail them. Saraki deserve to be jailed because he wants to continue in the old ways.

You can only forgive a repentant thief or someone who believe in your course. In the bible, two thieves were lucky to be crucified at the same time with Jesus Christ. Only one of them Identify with righteousness of Jesus Christ. It was only that one that Jesus forgave. Is Jesus christ unjust by doing that? Saraki is an unrepentant thief like the second thief who was crucified with Jesus who refuse to change his path from darkness to light.

We must all support Buhari in the fight against corruption. It is for our own good.


#Buhari_Reduce_Corruption_by_all_Means

Guy u have said it all, how do I reward you for this thy post ? For even supporting your points with the scripture sef, u deserve a reward from me.

#wellsaidbro

Aminat508:
Wayakum ( Amin)

Thank you

Aminat508:
Taqabalallahu minna wa minkum.

jazakallahu khairan
How do I reply "Taqabalallahu minna wa minkum.( may Allah accept it from us and from you)" in Arabic ? Thank you

datagigilo:
Pharm. Pls what's your take on dexamethasone and weight gain? Will you advice a uni. Undergraduate to try it?

I heard the dexa is making someone put more weight, how true is that ?

4Kemzy:
Ebola ALERT! This might not be the cause bt a ploy to discredit the much revered GSK...

You will be right if GSK can come out lets hear they own side of the story .

#Isallright
#Issokay
#Iyafhear

Kenzico:
I still don't get it, what can she be suffering 4rm?

Me sef dae confuse for this write up ooo...what is she suffering from naaa

UncleSnr:
My neighbour went to Enugu for training...

Please if it is possible , link me to him on 08039417194 whatsapp

Sunnypar:
The bolded, are those that have legs.
Well, my friend have started work there you had better move on.

Please if it is possible , link me to that your friend...thank you.

senier007:
F

For Bleep

If there are two children in a family, what is the conditional probability that both are boys given that at least one is a boy ?


Please help

P.S. : Seun please we need that laTEX

yomi007k:
Pls this is not a critically ill patient.


We just use words in this country without knowing the meaning

Well said thank you