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Health › Re: BREAKING: Iranian minister tests positive for coronavirus by emeijeh(m): 3:53pm On Feb 25, 2020

Iran is in a "minor" deep shit

Politics › Re: Please Stop Using Nigga by emeijeh(m): 2:44pm On Feb 25, 2020

Me waiting for the Dammnn Nigggggaaaar guy

Romance › Re: Landlord Or Landlady, Which One Do You Prefer To Live With? by emeijeh(m): 2:38pm On Feb 25, 2020

Beckysexy:

It's no BIG deal

OH my Goodness!!!!!

Politics › Re: El-rufai Wants To Be Vice President - Arewa Youths by emeijeh(m): 2:18pm On Feb 25, 2020

We have not ironed out the burning issues of insecurity and killings in Nigeria they are talking of 2023.

Stupid APC and its supporters
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Romance › Re: Landlord Or Landlady, Which One Do You Prefer To Live With? by emeijeh(m): 12:56pm On Feb 25, 2020

lefulefu:
landlord is better oo.landladies are troublesome

Resident of Benin city spotted grin

Answer to Op's question: NONE of the above.

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Crime › Re: Meet The Man That Was Struck By Lightning Every Six Years, Even After His Death by emeijeh(m): 11:46am On Feb 25, 2020

Oluwa, wetin dey lighteniniate?

Celebrities › Re: Your Side Chick Also Bleached” Etinosa Blast Apostle Suleman Preaching Against by emeijeh(m): 11:39am On Feb 25, 2020

She no first get respect and home training before.
So no need.

".....She warned the man of God that there is no connection between the kingdom of God and bleaching and that he should concentrate on other things"

Mumu, bible sef no talk say make we go school, or dey act drama for entertainment.
Etinosa! Receive SENSE!!!!!!!!

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Sports › Re: Vanessa Bryant Pays Tribute At Kobe's And Gianna Memorial Service. by emeijeh(m): 11:34am On Feb 25, 2020

Kobe!
You left so early cry

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Politics › Re: 2023: Lagos APC Backs Tinubu, Says Ex-gov Qualified by emeijeh(m): 7:48am On Feb 25, 2020

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Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari: Nigeria May Face Worse Security Problems by emeijeh(m): 7:39am On Feb 25, 2020

To hell with APC

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Equal Manchester City's Record Of 18 Consecutive Premier League Wins by emeijeh(m): 7:36am On Feb 25, 2020

maynation:
I am fine, thank you.
Hope you are too?

Yes I am.
Thanks.
Anything for the boys? wink

Crime › Re: SARS Detained Me For Not Having Messages On My Phone by emeijeh(m): 7:24am On Feb 25, 2020

lastchild:
truthfully I had short dreadlocks but is that also a crime?

No it's not.
But our law enforcement officers see dread as irresponsible and Yahoo guys lipsrsealed

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Equal Manchester City's Record Of 18 Consecutive Premier League Wins by emeijeh(m): 7:13am On Feb 25, 2020

maynation:
MOI-MOI AND AKARA.
That was a mistake anyways.

Long time!
Howdy?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Equal Manchester City's Record Of 18 Consecutive Premier League Wins by emeijeh(m): 7:02am On Feb 25, 2020

David Moyes almost spoilt it last night, but the Red Army were unstoppable

maynation:
YMWA

Your Moi-moi Walk Alone?

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Crime › Re: SARS Detained Me For Not Having Messages On My Phone by emeijeh(m): 5:52pm On Feb 24, 2020

This country sef
You get messages, problem.
Dem no see messages, trouble.

But Op, can we see your appearance so wen deduce why you were harassed that day?

Wetin saliva no go see inside microphone mesh?

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Celebrities › Re: Calf Born With Two Heads Shocks Farmer (video) by emeijeh(m): 6:52pm On Feb 23, 2020

northvietnam:
When I dey eat snake, eat bat... and big lizard.. this one nah Salad na

Corona virus candidate spotted grin

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Politics › Re: Obaseki Host President Gej At Osadebe House Benin-photo by emeijeh(m): 5:18pm On Feb 23, 2020

sarrki:
Obaseki is the Governor of edo state

You must be from Chad.
What is the essence of this senseless post?

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Celebrities › Re: Photos From The Launch Of Regina Daniels Magazine by emeijeh(m): 5:14pm On Feb 23, 2020

Bonebreaker:
I like the first pic of her and her dad .... Sorry her husband

And her unborn child will grow up thinking Ned is Grandpa.

Inside life !

Family › Re: My Husband Keeps Looking At Other Women, Winks At My Friends by emeijeh(m): 6:06pm On Feb 22, 2020

blackgold2018:
we men, we know each other in distance with just a look.. That's all.
You must be a kid to ask that question.

Shut up

Family › Re: My Husband Keeps Looking At Other Women, Winks At My Friends by emeijeh(m): 5:33pm On Feb 22, 2020

Wait, your brothers warned you about him?
Did u guys grow up in the same neighborhood or what ?

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Travel › Re: With N20M, Should I Travel To USA Or Stay In Nigeria? by emeijeh(m): 10:35am On Feb 22, 2020

johannesburg:
Export raw foods from Nigeria to south Africa, in 6 months time people will ask you if you are dealing on drugs.
Thank me later.

What kind of raw food?

Phones › Re: Photos Taken With The Oppo Reno 2: Compare With Others by emeijeh(m): 11:13pm On Feb 21, 2020

iPhone 4 Legbégbé

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Crime › Re: Kidnapper, Okechukwu Uche's House Burnt Down In Imo by emeijeh(m): 1:26pm On Feb 21, 2020

My brothers in the south east, should I ask you or ask Oluwa, wetin dey kidnap-kpakam?

PastorAmotekun:
They should have sold the house and share the proceeds to the kidnap victims

You say wetin?!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Napoli August 8, 2020 8pm by emeijeh(m): 12:04pm On Feb 21, 2020

Gonna be hard for Barça

Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua At The New African Shrine by emeijeh(m): 10:59am On Feb 21, 2020

.....but when he wants to be introduced on British media, he is British and not Nigerian

Nonsense

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Sports › Re: Messi: "Weird Things" Are Happening At Barcelona by emeijeh(m): 10:54am On Feb 21, 2020*

Then leave and prove your critics wrong!

Angelfrost:
At the Bold, he has done that so often that most of his diehard critics have become his staunch fans!!!... If he retires today, he will remain a living legend of the game!!!

You don't have to run from one big club to another to prove anything...

It actually makes more legendary sense to leave a big club to a small club, and make a massive impact there... Why is this so hard for some of you football "Experts" to assimilate??!... It's so amusing!!!

Then let him report @ Real Oviedo and make your bolded happen!
Izza simple stuv na grin

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Politics › Re: Don’t Blame My Running Mate — Lyon On Supreme Court Judgement by emeijeh(m): 8:15am On Feb 20, 2020

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Politics › Re: Every State Governor Must Do THIS. ...It Will Help Transform Nigeria by emeijeh(m): 11:54pm On Feb 19, 2020

healthserve:
Develop it into a bill so it can be read on the foor of the house. Look for senators to present it to. Before you know it the spotlight's on you

For this naija?
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Crime › Re: Domestic Violence- Wife Sends Touts To Beat Husband Black And Blue by emeijeh(m): 11:49pm On Feb 19, 2020

2 seconds, everywhere .....

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs West Ham (2 - 0) On 19 February 2020 by emeijeh(m): 5:35pm On Feb 19, 2020

VARchester Shitty you mean?

Nairaland General › Re: Stop Using Me For Comedy, Buhari Warns Nigerians by emeijeh(m): 12:42pm On Feb 19, 2020

Buhari, is this you?! grin

Phones › Re: Who Still Has Memories Of These Nokia Phones? (Photo) by emeijeh(m): 10:29am On Feb 19, 2020

Blackeurop:
Can you sell that to me? And if you know anyone that has the original Nokia 3310, I need too, want to keep it as Trophies.

For how much?

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