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ITbomb: Emekus how far, today wey you no open shop, you dey find woman instead of to go church

Broda time still dey. Abi u wan make I go church dey look woman nyash?!!

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Am Hot. Any Aba girl available? PLS. Let's get freaky

My dear, I empathise with u. Someppl are so clueless and senseless that they are locked up in dia own selfish world.

Pls don't tell her outright to stop visiting oh, unless u want her to be ur enemy cos ppl like dat can paint ur name black and rewrite ur history behind ur back. Besides you'd never know wen u might need her.

I'd advice u to drop hints on her. Don't pay much attention to her wen she is talking so she won't feel like you're interested in her long story. Be a little bit impatient wit her n act as if u are very busy n she's in ur way. Also, start lying about ur whereabouts and hint to her dat u'll be going out at so so time..
Goodluck

I duff my hat for the author of this article. Neatly and professionally written. Reminds of wole soyinka's articles. I've always seen nurses as being crude, unintelligent and not well educated that they're only good in injection and insulting people, this article have changed my view. Not my fault its just what I've seen in my area. #stereotypeisbad.
At topic, I agree completely with the article. Doctors have no reason to sit behind desk signing papers and issuing directives after all the money and years they claim to have spent in school. Use this knowledge to save life not destroy it. what happened to human conscience? Dem no dey feel patients pain?
Hmmm they should be careful else they loose the sympathy of the populace oh.
As someone said above,Other healthcare professionals should use this opportunity to prove to the world that they are good and have d skill.

Onlinebizexpert: OP are u happy.....be sincere

. Broda, am more happier than happiness

ere's how:
1. Stop comparing yourself to other
people. I work in psychiatry and
can tell you first-hand that so many
seemingly happy and successful
people are burning themselves alive
on the fire of their inner turmoil.
Focus on you.
2. Socialize. Even if you are an
introvert, force yourself into social
scenarios that give you the
opportunity to meet people and form
connections. These connections will
put you back in touch with your
humanity.
3. Make healthy decisions. It is
amazing how much exercise and
good diet can change your outlook
on the world around you. The
negative thoughts in your head that
seem so very real and pressing will
melt away.
4. Do something different. Stop
wasting your time trying to find the
"perfect hobby." Pick anything -
whether it's fiber art or coffee
tasting. Find something that you can
put effort into, build competence,
and see results.
5. Get in touch with your anchors.
We tend to lose these anchors as we
get older. Try to better position
yourself within any communities you
once found a home in, whether
that's your family, your
neighborhood, your culture, or your
religion.
6. Look less ahead. Look less
behind. Try to refocus yourself to
the current moment more often.
Start building memories instead of
living in them. Start creating your
future instead of just hoping for a
better one. If you don't do this, your
life will become a fog that can
stretch across your entire time on
earth.
7. Create. Write in a journal. Paint
something. Make up a song even if
you will never perform it. Start to
fashion the relics that you will leave
behind when you are gone.
8. Let go. Forgive those who hurt
you. I'm sorry you were hurt. But if
you do not leave that hurt in the
past, it will follow you like a wolf -
forever casting a dangerous shadow
over everything you do.
9. Worry more about the others.
Many times it is our own narcissism
that destroys us. It seems counter-
intuitive, but take some time each
day to think about the needs of the
other people in your life. Helping
them meet those needs will make
you happier in a way that you might
not understand right now.
0. Stop running. There is no such
place as "away." Travel as far as you
want, but you will still find yourself
waiting for you when you get there.
Pull out your sword. It's time to turn
around and fight the dragons inside
you.
You are mightier than them.

Most stupid resolution the confab has made second only to the incredulous idea of rotation of presidency. Are these people blind or just plain selfish and greedy. Resources is scarce and corruption is thriving more than oil yet you still want to create more states. USA that's as large as what I don't know has only 50 states. By the way Nigerian govt claim to be copying America's style of federal governance. Creation of addition states will only make the center stronger, the states lazier, fragmentation of Nigeria and break up of ethnic groups and families. Of what is the reason behind dis creation of states?!! I can only see selfish reasons and selfish reason and selfish reasons. If 36 isn't working how will 54 work? Give LGAs autonomy, reduce the powers of federal and state govt and create city councils not states. please!!!. City councils will ensure the participation of ordinary men in governance, men that I can see and touch not governors that drive up and down in latest SUVs causing accidents and traffic jam. Tufiakwa. God save Nigeria from this old men and women.

@Op ur problem begins with the gay label you placed on yourself. Your subconscious will soon long to follow the part of your thoughts and utterance. From your posts here, it seems like you identify more as a gay dan heterosexual, that's probably where your problem begins. Give yourself a space to breath. Experience new things and new ways. Homosexuality is not an illness or a condition but u cannot wholesomely label yourself without having a sort of physical contact with a female(to put it plainly have sex with a girl). We human being generally long for love and affection and u are not an exception. it will be dishonest of me if I don't admit of being in the same position. In my own condition, I've come to note that am afraid of disappointing the person who openly declares love for me either by actions or words. Am plainly afraid of falling short of standard and not being all the person ever wanted, so I generally avoid people I like and care about most. The cause behind ur own situation maybe quite different from mine or every other person. It could be a deep sitted psychological condition that you maybe unaware of. Maybe a traumatic childhood experience or something else. The human brain is like a child that often recoil when it comes to a situation that have caused pain and hurt to it before. Or maybe your subconscious is enthralled by the idea of a same sex relationship but your brain, aware of the social and legal implication is afraid to commit. Thus leaving you on a fence - I want and I don't want situation. Hope I've not offended you by some of my assumptions am just trying to help out. You alone is the master of your problem nobody else least of all NL and the internet. U just need a listening eye. We tend to figure out our problem once we talk to somebody.

Am in 200lv criminology and security studies, how many credit load/unit do I need to do before I can graduate. I have done 62 already.

danio24ng: That is selfless service, where are our african brothers at least make una just forget the salary una fit take the bonuses. Thanks Mr Bloomberg.

If u enter govt u go gree leave ur salary?

A game of hide and seek spun out
of control when a naked Victorian
man became trapped in his
washing machine.
It took 20 minutes to free the man,
with rescuers using olive oil to
remove him from the machine at
his home at Mooropna, north of
Melbourne.
Sergeant Tim Gleeson said the
man had climbed naked into his
top-loader while waiting for his
partner to come home on Saturday
afternoon.
"He was trying to surprise his missus and became
stuck," Sgt Gleeson told News Corp Australia.
Police officers resorted to olive oil to free the man
during a delicate operation.
"They greased him up until he was free," Sgt Gleeson
said.
Other emergency services including firefighters,
paramedics, SES and Shepparton Search and Rescue
Squad, were also involved in the rescue.[url]A game of hide and seek spun out
of control when a naked Victorian
man became trapped in his
washing machine.
It took 20 minutes to free the man,
with rescuers using olive oil to
remove him from the machine at
his home at Mooropna, north of
Melbourne.
Sergeant Tim Gleeson said the
man had climbed naked into his
top-loader while waiting for his
partner to come home on Saturday
afternoon.
"He was trying to surprise his missus and became
stuck," Sgt Gleeson told News Corp Australia.
Police officers resorted to olive oil to free the man
during a delicate operation.
"They greased him up until he was free," Sgt Gleeson
said.
Other emergency services including firefighters,
paramedics, SES and Shepparton Search and Rescue
Squad, were also involved in the rescue.[/url]A game of hide and seek spun out
of control when a naked Victorian
man became trapped in his
washing machine.
It took 20 minutes to free the man,
with rescuers using olive oil to
remove him from the machine at
his home at Mooropna, north of
Melbourne.
Sergeant Tim Gleeson said the
man had climbed naked into his
top-loader while waiting for his
partner to come home on Saturday
afternoon.
"He was trying to surprise his missus and became
stuck," Sgt Gleeson told News Corp Australia.
Police officers resorted to olive oil to free the man
during a delicate operation.
"They greased him up until he was free," Sgt Gleeson
said.
Other emergency services including firefighters,
paramedics, SES and Shepparton Search and Rescue
Squad, were also involved in the rescue.

tvnz.co.nz/world-news/rescuers-free-naked-man-washing-machine-5792792

Nafeesa AA: With profound gratitude and a blissful heart of colossal jubilation filled with indecipherable tears of unlimited joy and kind virtues which comes deeply from the bottom of my sweet melodious mind which flows like a stream of electrons moving swiftly and undisturbed as a dam filled with clean livingspring water I hereby welcome you Islam. You have indeed made the right choice.

Hope those Boko haramist are reading this. You don't go about forcing people to accept Islam thru bombing. Allah says in THE quran :

Call to the way of your Lord with wisdom and fair exhortation, and reason with them in the better way. Lo! your Lord is Best Aware of him who strays from His way, and He is Best Aware of those who go right. [16:125]

Allah says: “So if they dispute with you, say ‘I have submitted my whole self to Allah, and so have those who follow me.’ And say to the People of the Scripture and to the unlearned: ‘Do you also submit yourselves?’ If they do, then they are on right guidance. But if they turn away, your duty is only to convey the Message. And in Allah’s sight are all of His servants.” [ Sûrah Âl `Imrân : 20]

Allah says: “The Messenger’s duty is but to proclaim the Message.
” [Sûrah al-Mâ’idah : 99]

Allah says: “If it had been your Lord’s will, all of the people on Earth would have believed. Would you then compel the people so to have them believe?”
[ Sûrah Yûnus:99]
Thus the Prophet is told that his primary task is only to convey the message, that he is only a reminder, that he cannot guide whom he loves, that he cannot force people to accept the faith and that he must invite people to the way of God with wisdom and good admonition. Muslims are told not to argue with people of the book except in the best of ways,

Ok

[quote author=ndu_chucks]This is the very reason why my heart breaks when the tribalists, secessionists, and separatists among you people start exhibiting gross, senseless bigotry on NL. You people were not like this until you tried to fight your misguided war. Unfortunately, many of you have been so damaged by the said war that you remain unable to see value in the unity of this great country - to your detriment, I might add.[/quote]Misguided war? Igbos were being slaughtered like chicken in the north and west, yet you have the temerity to call the war misguided. So we should have stayed put like statues were we get butchered. We came out of our shell very early with intention to embrace the concept of one Nigeria, but we were pushed back and tagged "over ambitious". all the problems igbo ppl have are by products of the war. Our sense of rationalization have been so dulled that paranoia is almost a part of our life. Read books by renowned igbo elites and see how they feel about the way Nigeria treated them. Read with an open mind free of tribal jingoism, and you will understand that we were left with no other option. Nobody stays in a house that he is not welcomed or wanted.
PS: I believe the war would have been avoided if the government had done the right thing and I also believe in the unity of Nigeria but please don't call the civil war a misguided one.

Aba/umuahia/umudike 25AAE1FD

Nigerians are funny.
Tearing our pant over issues that shouldn't even be issue. igbo and yoruba are they not in the same south? Or is there another south that we don't know of?
The OP posted about marginalization of southern Nigeria not marginalisation of igbos or yoruba. You people are busy killing yourselves here over bullshits that for the life of me I can't even understand or point out. Address the op's post not some petty tribal bullshit that's slowly becoming redundant and over rated.
Us southerns have we asked ourselves why north always run to us when they need something?
How they gauge the political atmosphere and decide which region to latch onto
Now they are romancing with SW but during OBJ days it was SE. Soon when the SW bleeps up they will run to SS or SE. Why can't we just stand together and face our demon collectively?
Have u seen any post on this thread by a northerner? Of course not. They know when to keep their cool. Divide and conquer strategy.
Infact we southerners are collectively foolish.

See the beauty of our accents and way of talking. Don't mind all this yeye people that keeps forming oyibo and americanna especially actors and actresses. What's "gonna" n "wanna". Sounds stupid when a nigerian says it and then still mixes it up with our own version of english. We should take pride in our ways of life.

I have a feeling dis will make front page

ogecrown: HOME ECONOMICS

Cool. CASE right.
Am in BCM 200lv.

Funniest post I've read today. Mods abeg move this to joke section.

Hilarious

Wow FTC

This land is not for sale, buyers be warned.

What of the blood, baboon n 2015 statement by what's his name again

OP God bless your brain. I never thought of this APC frenzy from this your angle

Meanwhile no cue for fuel station
I don dey slowly hate nepa or whoever that supplies light to my area for over light cos I don't honestly know what to do with electricity again. Its too much
N I hear say train don dey run somewhere in Nigeria but am sure is not in SE or SS, I think is somewhere in APC land.
Am still seeing oduah for tv as minister instead of prisoner
I read somewhere that our economy is no.1 in something or somewhere. Even though I don't see any difference in cost of food but people way do the list must have reasons

Finally jona never settle Obj and co with normal normal.

Please the commenter way dey on top me no fart on my head oh.

Go n die


Make person hear word abeg. Smh

Mouau is one of the best schools east of the niger. They expel like mad although the new VC is trying to curb the rate of expulsion. Generally people who are studing any B.agric course are the people that feel the wrath of the school, considering the fact that its an agric university.
The schools reading culture is high especially among vet.med and biochemistry students. With last years admission, the schools population have increased like wild fire. Infrastructure and amenities are springing every where, thanks to the new VC. Generally unimyke aka umudyke is a wonderful school except for the annoying fact that their lecturers prefer cramming textbook over understanding.
I forgot to add that if you don't read you'll stay in the school till thy kingdom come. Sorting is difficult unless u get connection.
Ogee wat department are you in?