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Nawah oh. I dey fear dis our country Btw FTC. Muah muah. I hope dey give award for being the firSt to comment. D way people dey rush am |
Booty butt chic: another good boy bad girl thread again....Gosh morons are takin up space on NL...MODs were art tho like crezly dey need 2 be banned! Pfft!Is really not about bad girl-good guy issue but the fact that girls tend to overlook the good guys who really care about them although that I have to agree that is not all of them. Dygeasy and barry x really do have a point in what they are said. |
Smh. I thought op was talking of miles Monroe from d seasonal movie Revolution |
Boll2010: Now I know why the ugly chick has a terrible use of words,she's ugly as fu!ck,I just checked the stupid girl picture on FB and damn I got an ugly view,so that's what you call gf,man you classless she's no different from an orange hawker,the girl was even so fateful and stupidly in love with you that 3 out of 5 pictures was yours,and all you got to do was put this private convo out hereI swear u are killing me with ur comments. But ur right sha. Lmao The funniest part was the one that he Said that his afraid of her. Cho I don laff die. But una name long ohh. I fear |
Boll2010: Now I know why the ugly chick has a terrible use of words,she's ugly as fu!ck,I just checked the stupid girl picture on FB and damn I got an ugly view,so that's what you call gf,man you classless she's no different from an orange hawker,the girl was even so fateful and stupidly in love with you that 3 out of 5 pictures was yours,and all you got to do was put this private convo out hereI swear u are killing me with ur comments. But ur right sha. Lmao The funniest part was the one that he Said that his afraid of her. Cho I don laff die |
God works in mysterious way.!!. If na me I go bounce on top the girl immediately n f**** d hell out of her so that I can give her extra belle or make the babies become twins. After I go carry her go show my mama. Lmao But like seriously u shld have used protection and please try and be civil and understanding with the girl shez probably as surprised as u are. But if u can't care for d child, I suggest u take boll2010's advice. I no want say d thing directly in case oga JC and his Father(oluwa)change their mind and decide to come this night. But am sure u knw what am talking of |
In olamide's voice-- stupidity is taking over me |
Its like am sperming abi spamming NL with my comments but I dey happy say I make front page. |
Saw a post asking why "guys take good girls for granted". So I decided to counteract it with my own question because its unfair to think that only guys take good people of d other sex for granted, after all a pendulum swings both ways. Girls would rather prefer to date and give up their bodies to guys who still dress like wizkid( the guy may even be thirty years but em still dey form wizzy). Probability the view them as being more fun and alive but when the get their hearts broken by such guys whom they obviously know that they are only interested on their body, them girls go start "guys are ...." "Men are....". Mtcheew. when that cool guy way understand maturity and genuinely likes you, approached u wetin u talk/do? Am speaking from experience and I also knw others that can give credence to what am saying. Girls tend to always fall for guys that are not emotionally available or just want their body, forgetting/rejecting the guy who really wants them. After when their selling point don sweet the thirty year old swagger(wizzy) guy, them go come NL and other forum to complain about guys in general. |
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Pls where can I get books written by African writers especially nigerian authors @whirlwind@valon4ego@anybody plEase |
Am surprised and embarrassed by the height o stupidity, un intelligence and colossal naiveté displayed by whomever wrote this article. Mtcheew Useless stereotyping and over generalisation of an archaic concept and lies |
Always use the word ‘Africa’ or ‘Darkness’ or ‘Safari’ in your title. Subtitles may include the words ‘Zanzibar’, ‘Masai’, ‘Zulu’, ‘Zambezi’, ‘Congo’, ‘Nile’, ‘Big’, ‘Sky’, ‘Shadow’, ‘Drum’, ‘Sun’ or ‘Bygone’. Also useful are words such as ‘Guerrillas’, ‘Timeless’, ‘Primordial’ and ‘Tribal’. Note that ‘People’ means Africans who are not black, while ‘The People’ means black Africans. Never have a picture of a well-adjusted African on the cover of your book, or in it, unless that African has won the Nobel Prize. An AK-47, prominent ribs, naked breasts: use these. If you must include an African, make sure you get one in Masai or Zulu or Dogon dress. In your text, treat Africa as if it were one country. It is hot and dusty with rolling grasslands and huge herds of animals and tall, thin people who are starving. Or it is hot and steamy with very short people who eat primates. Don’t get bogged down with precise descriptions. Africa is big: fifty-four countries, 900 million people who are too busy starving and dying and warring and emigrating to read your book. The continent is full of deserts, jungles, highlands, savannahs and many other things, but your reader doesn’t care about all that, so keep your descriptions romantic and evocative and unparticular. Make sure you show how Africans have music and rhythm deep in their souls, and eat things no other humans eat. Do not mention rice and beef and wheat; monkey-brain is an African's cuisine of choice, along with goat, snake, worms and grubs and all manner of game meat. Make sure you show that you are able to eat such food without flinching, and describe how you learn to enjoy it—because you care. Taboo subjects: ordinary domestic scenes, love between Africans (unless a death is involved), references to African writers or intellectuals, mention of school-going children who are not suffering from yaws or Ebola fever or female genital mutilation. Throughout the book, adopt a sotto voice, in conspiracy with the reader, and a sad I-expected-so- much tone. Establish early on that your liberalism is impeccable, and mention near the beginning how much you love Africa, how you fell in love with the place and can’t live without her. Africa is the only continent you can love—take advantage of this. If you are a man, thrust yourself into her warm virgin forests. If you are a woman, treat Africa as a man who wears a bush jacket and disappears off into the sunset. Africa is to be pitied, worshipped or dominated. Whichever angle you take, be sure to leave the strong impression that without your intervention and your important book, Africa is doomed. Your African characters may include naked warriors, loyal servants, diviners and seers, ancient wise men living in hermitic splendour. Or corrupt politicians, inept polygamous travel-guides, and prostitutes you have slept with. The Loyal Servant always behaves like a seven-year-old and needs a firm hand; he is scared of snakes, good with children, and always involving you in his complex domestic dramas. The Ancient Wise Man always comes from a noble tribe (not the money-grubbing tribes like the Gikuyu, the Igbo or the Shona). He has rheumy eyes and is close to the Earth. The Modern African is a fat man who steals and works in the visa office, refusing to give work permits to qualified Westerners who really care about Africa. He is an enemy of development, always using his government job to make it difficult for pragmatic and good-hearted expats to set up NGOs or Legal Conservation Areas. Or he is an Oxford- educated intellectual turned serial-killing politician in a Savile Row suit. He is a cannibal who likes Cristal champagne, and his mother is a rich witch-doctor who really runs the country. Among your characters you must always include The Starving African, who wanders the refugee camp nearly naked, and waits for the benevolence of the West. Her children have flies on their eyelids and pot bellies, and her breasts are flat and empty. She must look utterly helpless. She can have no past, no history; such diversions ruin the dramatic moment. Moans are good. She must never say anything about herself in the dialogue except to speak of her (unspeakable) suffering. Also be sure to include a warm and motherly woman who has a rolling laugh and who is concerned for your well-being. Just call her Mama. Her children are all delinquent. These characters should buzz around your main hero, making him look good. Your hero can teach them, bathe them, feed them; he carries lots of babies and has seen Death. Your hero is you (if reportage), or a beautiful, tragic international celebrity/aristocrat who now cares for animals (if fiction). Bad Western characters may include children of Tory cabinet ministers, Afrikaners, employees of the World Bank. When talking about exploitation by foreigners mention the Chinese and Indian traders. Blame the West for Africa's situation. But do not be too specific. Broad brushstrokes throughout are good. Avoid having the African characters laugh, or struggle to educate their kids, or just make do in mundane circumstances. Have them illuminate something about Europe or America in Africa. African characters should be colourful, exotic, larger than life—but empty inside, with no dialogue, no conflicts or resolutions in their stories, no depth or quirks to confuse the cause. Describe, in detail, naked breasts (young, old, conservative, recently raped, big, small) or mutilated genitals, or enhanced genitals. Or any kind of genitals. And dead bodies. Or, better, naked dead bodies. And especially rotting naked dead bodies. Remember, any work you submit in which people look filthy and miserable will be referred to as the ‘real Africa’, and you want that on your dust jacket. Do not feel queasy about this: you are trying to help them to get aid from the West. The biggest taboo in writing about Africa is to describe or show dead or suffering white people. Animals, on the other hand, must be treated as well rounded, complex characters. They speak (or grunt while tossing their manes proudly) and have names, ambitions and desires. They also have family values: see how lions teach their children? Elephants are caring, and are good feminists or dignified patriarchs. So are gorillas. Never, ever say anything negative about an elephant or a gorilla. Elephants may attack people’s property, destroy their crops, and even kill them. Always take the side of the elephant. Big cats have public-school accents. Hyenas are fair game and have vaguely Middle Eastern accents. Any short Africans who live in the jungle or desert may be portrayed with good humour (unless they are in conflict with an elephant or chimpanzee or gorilla, in which case they are pure evil). After celebrity activists and aid workers, conservationists are Africa’s most important people. Do not offend them. You need them to invite you to their 30,000-acre game ranch or ‘conservation area’, and this is the only way you will get to interview the celebrity activist. Often a book cover with a heroic- looking conservationist on it works magic for sales. Anybody white, tanned and wearing khaki who once had a pet antelope or a farm is a conservationist, one who is preserving Africa’s rich heritage. When interviewing him or her, do not ask how much funding they have; do not ask how much money they make off their game. Never ask how much they pay their employees. Readers will be put off if you don’t mention the light in Africa. And sunsets, the African sunset is a must. It is always big and red. There is always a big sky. Wide empty spaces and game are critical—Africa is the Land of Wide Empty Spaces. When writing about the plight of flora and fauna, make sure you mention that Africa is overpopulated. When your main character is in a desert or jungle living with indigenous peoples (anybody short) it is okay to mention that Africa has been severely depopulated by Aids and War (use caps). You’ll also need a nightclub called Tropicana, where mercenaries, evil nouveau riche Africans and prostitutes and guerrillas and expats hang out. Always end your book with Nelson Mandela saying something about rainbows or renaissances. Because you care |
GiRl frIend plS try and Ajust please |
noblezone: 1. For obvious reasons, you left out the non Igbo officers involved in the coup.N if u get biafra what will be ur contribution? Do u think biafra was the truth? Or that it would last for how loong before indigene madness tears us apart? |
[quote author=Sam_Ikenna]Listen to the universe now, lol! The wind has blown and we've seen the priest's pant. We love Ojukwu. All Igbos great and small love him so suck on that Gowon or should I say "Go On With One Nigeria." We know who's bleeding now, we know those that are roasting and eating their former comrades today. Nigeria is angry because we didn't deliver Ojukwu's head to them. Well, guess what? we don't turn on our own. And that's more reason GEJ's haters should put their energy to use in other ethnic groups because we're not about to learn 'double talk' and backstabbing now. If we're with you then we're with you - end of the story. Our elders instructed Ojukwu to declare Biafra while you, Gowon, declared war. We fought it and lost but we didnt lose our dignity. Time has shown we even won the war and incase you don't believe me check the stats on university enrollment, admin cut-off point, human development index, employment rate - be it self-employment or otherwise, access to health, female literacy rate, mother/child mortality rate, number of students and professionals in the disapora, etc. I can go on and on. But what has the so-called core winners of the battle got to show after their premature celebration? Boko haram, matasine or whatever they call it, 10 million Almajiris, desert encroachment, Fulani vs Berom, Fulani vs Hausa, Fulani vs Oyo, Fulani vs all, Polio epidemic, educational disadvantage label for all their states, loss of their Ijaw and middle belt war friends, hunger for the presidency, bombing all over the north, roasting and eating of eachother, illiteracy all over the place despite 2 points cut-off point for some of their states as opposed to 134 average for 5 south eastern states. And I haven't even added Igbos in Rivers, Delta, and Edo, Lol! Incase you dont't know it, your war gave us a united Igbo nation. We're holding on to that while your Hausa-Fulani instigators have almost totally wiped out your people, and guess what? The rest of your so-called southern friends have not and will never lift a finger to say jack. The same way they bailed on us is the same way they've kept hands akimbo while your people duel it out with blood thirsty Jihadists. Tell me when last Lagos media or any other media house down south yelled and called out Fulani in their quest to turning your people to cattle forage crop? Never, never gonna happen. So who lost then? So next time before y'all start yapping about Ojukwu, civil war, or Igbo, ask your selves what did you gain from the so-called victory. Today SE and SS are interestingly united and shivers are going down y'all spine. You balkanized Igboland yet today Igbos world over are indentifying with their ancestry. Before the civil war most Igbos never used the word "Igbo" as maiden names, but in your grand design to destroy us you made the opportunity possible for Igbo nation to be, perhaps, the only nation in the face of the earth to have over 10% of their population use their ethnicity as their first names. Suck on that Gowon! Our heads are high and there's nothing you can do about it. We have documented all you and your fellow criminals did during and after the war so go ahaed and run but can never hide. All generations of Igbo people will know it and at the appropriate time you will pay. It doesn't matter how long it takes. The only saving grace will be apology from you and the nations that joined in slaughtering 3 million of my kinsmen simply because they rejected a murderous jihadist nation. If it takes one thousand years from now we will wait. Take the presidency, take all our abandon property - we will wait. Chide us, taunt us, humiliate us, give us 20 pounds - we will fight back, but most importantly, we will wait. You can only match our patience, resilience, and resolve to collect this debt if and only if you've been through what you made us go through simply because Nigerian, Britain, Russia, Egypt, Sudan, the rest of Arabs, and Christian friends of Jihadists down south felt they could. Our heads and shoulders are high and we're loving the one Nigeria you created. Hopefully no one will talk about GEJ paying Tompolo or how Asari is rich or how GEJ is letting Boko Haram destroy the core north - sounds like Gowon keeping mute when 50,000 of Easterners were meeting the Jihadists' matchetes. Karma baby, karma. Don't fight it. Long live Nigeria. Once you're in you are in, no going out.[/quote]Seriously u get time. |
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Abagworo: Abia is a poor State. In fact the whole Southeast combined is poor and does not have as much funds as Rivers or Akwa-Ibom alone. You people need to pay tax before the level of work needed in Aba can be accomplished. I actually drove through Port-Harcourt-Aba expressway and it looks highly improved with a garden at Osisioma and a park located about 3km after. I saw no heaps of refuse like it was in the past and I noticed a funny kind of pedestrian bridge with iron fence to cover the green area. I was impressed for real. Maybe some feeder roads inside the city proper is bad but it is same in all parts of Nigeria including Akwa-Ibom and Rivers.For get what u saw at the express. D ppl in Aba are over taxed and believe me we pay them, else the person fine his or her self in police cell. Even truck pushers have to pay tax and get license. The tin is that govt gives out tax collecting as contract. It goes to the highest bidder. And so does the money. Aba is a commercial town so it shldnt be compared with other SE states bc money dey Aba. The revenue govt gets from ariaria market is more than enough. Not to talk of other markets in d state. Me sef dey think of how to leave my house because its been raining and am sure they roads are all flooded |
0lumide: Time to start bringing it out for you foools!!!! STELLAH BETRAYED NIGERIANS AND IGBOS ARE HELL BENT ON DEFENDING HER? OMG!!!!Ok we don hear but abeg which igbo person don support her |
I feel like hitting dis Abagworo guy. Come umu-AbA post ur comments oh OP front page tins abeg |
Abagworo: Abia is not the worst State. The pictures he posted are flooded roads which happens everywhere. The only thing I've noticed is that Abians lament a lot and do less thereby giving a wrong impression of reality. I was in Aba and Umuahia recently when I toured the Southeast and I saw obvious improvement. I even posted a picture from Umuahia on Nairaland which is surprisingly one of the cleanest cities in Nigeria.E-fool. God wipe ur mouth with acidic kleenex. Which Aba is good? Why are u even defending TA orji? Have u been to cemetery mrkt or ariaria or osusu or obohia or portharcourth road or owere aba etc? Where have u been to in aba? Because u went to umuahia which by d way is d capital of Abia and u saw good roads that are so narrow that two keke can't even drive through at the same time, that's why u r making noise? Mugu194 like u. May u share in all the cuses Aba ppl are laying on ta orji. I live in Aba and I can tell u that Aba is rotten + decayed + anythin worse than worst.. D type of tax paid in this city breaks even the stonest of heart. Don't forget that Abia is an oil producing stAte. Mtcheew complain my black flat ass |
Am confused about which section to post this, so am going to dump it here. Recently, the area I live in Aba have seen an increase in robbery. Residents of my area are mostly treaders and low income earners. Everybody are in utter fear of this criminal who are said to number up to 20. We tried calling the police and the army but they came for a day and that was it. Before now I had believed that our country Nigeria was worth hoping in. That the future will be better but it seems that nothing will change. We pay all type of tax in this city from sanitation to environmental/infrastructure but yet nothing happens. No change. None at all. Citizens are afraid to open their doors again in their fathers land. What hope do we have again? For the security services to come and do their job means that you must pay them extra cash even though it is their job to secure lives and properties of Nigerians. ASUU is on strike.... No one cares Flood is washing away people and property.... Mtcheew none of our business People are dieing from bomb blast and violence.... Thank God my family is abroad Put head for main road and die.... How much Is in my foreign accounts. 2015 things They don't care about us. They fill us with useless sensation about how much they care for nigerians and how wrong the ruling party is for the nation but they had once ruled us and did nothing to better our lives. They call us the future of tomorrow but they refuse to help us. To build schools for us or at least make us proud enough to defend nigeria. Their quest for power is insatiable and I wonder are we the youth the future of tomorrow since all this our leaders refuse to give space for younger and fresh brains. Am confused and sad right now. Really is there any hope for us with little or no connection, influence or wealth? Should I start disbelieving in this union of "unlikelys" called nigeria? Or shall I remain a member of the statistic- over 200 million citizen- because no body cares. No body |
Personally I think GEJ is the best president naija has ever had. Although his not perfect and at a scale of 1 to 10 he will be falling around 4 or 5 as opposed to Obj, abacha, Ibb, gowon, shagari etc who I think will be around 0.5 to 0.9. Who will not play like mad if em president use em leg come training ground to encourage him ![]() |
Dude you so wrong,you look like a half boiled egg,with all the bleach creams in the world! Funny thing she won't see this shi!t ......if you thinking you post this here to be famous then boy,you just pen down your dull wisdom in a black book,funny thing the lady taught you responsible,and she probably wrap her legs around your animal waist,you should be gunned,NOW GO TAKE THOSE PICTURES AWAY OR CLOSE THIS THREAD.....or I will give her the link to this thread guess what