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In APC, we have seen that PDP is working...that's why we need GEJ till this Northeners that ruled for 36years without nothing to show for it get sense.

He should come to Nigeria, we need his shooting skill to fight BH.

How sure are u? Are u just commenting for commenting sake?

Darren Wilson, the officer who shot and killed unarmed teen Michael Brown has resigned from the Ferguson Police force. Wilson resigned yesterday November 29th, 5 days after a grand jury decided not to indict him in the fatal shooting of Brown. Though he has been on administrative leave since the incident on August 9th.

ABC News obtained a copy of Wilson’s letter of resignation.

The letter reads:

“I, Darren Wilson, hereby resign my commission as a police officer with the City of Ferguson effective immediately. I have been told that my continued employment may put the residents and police officers of the City of Ferguson at risk, which is a circumstance that I cannot allow. For obvious reasons, I wanted to wait until the grand jury made their decision before I officially made my decision to resign. It was my hope to continue in police work, but the safety of other police officers and the community are of paramount importance to me. It is my hope that my resignation will allow the community to heal. I would like to thank all of my supporters and fellow officers throughout this process.”

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1. ABU Zaria
2. Unilag
3. FUTA
4. FUTY(now Modibbo Adama)
5. UNN
6. UNIUYO
7. UNIBEN
8. UI
9. UNILORIN
10. FUT MINNA
11. Others follow

Barely a week after the last crash of military chooper close to NYSC camp, another military helicopter crashed last night at Girei Local government of Adamawa State.
I was at Sangere close to Modibbo Adama University of Technology, i saw two military choopers passing my roof, suddenly i heard a bang and smoke came out, immediately the other helicopter turned back to the barracks to report.
My neighbours wanted us to go to the scene that night but we couldn't make it because of our safety. This morning, around 6 am we decided to trace the scene of the crash. It took us more than an hour to locate the scene in the bush. When we got to the place, what I saw with my eyes made me shed tears, human parts in pieces scattered the bush, the military men around resisted us from snapping pics. But as a sharp badt nigerian, I knew nairalanders won't believe me if I don't snap with at least pieces of the helicopter.
Nobody survived the crash, may their souls rest in peace.

No one made it out of the Chooper...RIP to the gallant men that their corps was seen in pieces

Here are some pics

It took me more than an hour to trekk to th scene

Crash scene, the ULTIMATE SEARCH

Am about going to the crash scene, expect pics soon

I can hear sirene on the main road, I thing that should me the Emergency men.

The incident happened today 13/ 11/2014

Truly its a crash, I can still see the smoke from my compound. I don't think there is any survivor because it caught fire immediately after the crash.

May God forgive u, u are just lucky that this is not happening where u are.

Two military helicopter past my roof in Sangere Girei Local Government Area, few seconds later, I heard a blast and smoke started coming out. The other military helicopter turned back to the town. The scene is very close to Modibbo Adama University of Technology, Yola. Students are so scared, I can't go to that scene oooh, just for my safety.

Pls pardon any mistake I make this night, what am saying is the truth. U all will hear it in the morning by the grace of God, pls pray for us. We have no where to run to right now cos of curfew in Adamawa.

I am presently in Girei Local Government in Adamawa State, I just receive a call from a friend that Gombi and Hong, a town close to Girei has been captured by boko haram. Right now, two military helicopter past my house and minutes later one of the helicopter got crashed.

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1. Civil Engineering: from your day one in the university, the offer the highest number of courses, plus, they are the only
department that borrow courses from all the schools in any university.
2. Pharmacy: Anybody studying Medicine knows what am sayin
3. Mechanical Engineering.
4. Geology.
5. Medicine and Surgery.
6. Physics.
7. Chemical Engineering.
8. Geography.
9. Chemistry.
10. Law.

The report is 100% true, i was infront of Modibbo Adama University of Technology this afternoon trying to board a taxi to my house, i waited for two hours i couldnt get a taxi, as they where busy conveying the displaced residents including the military men from Mubi to Yola. I even learnt that the taxi drivers overcharge the travellers out of their wish. They had to pay to avoid waste of time.

1. The whitest man on earth still has a black shadow.
2. No mechanic can repair breaking news.
3. No matter how tall you are, you can never see tomorrow.
4. Even if you have millions of cars, you still have to walk to your bedroom.
5. Your being the best swimmer doesn't make you a fish.
6. The strongest man on earth can never carry a mountain.
7. The smartest Assassin on earth can never kill Water.
8. No matter how smart a police is, he can never catch the air.
9. No matter how mighty a man is, he can never be wise as King Solomon.
10. Going to Church or Mosque doesn't make you a good Christian or Muslim.
Add yours lemme see how smart ya'll are

I really want to know the true identity of the killer of my mentor and God father Dele Giwa who was murdered in 19-10-1986, the same day i was born.

Etcetera

Etcetera dropped a bombshell. He wrote a post about why celebs lie, why they keep faking their assets and what they are facing in the entertainment industry.

Read below:

Bless me father for I have sinned. My last confession was two days ago. Father, I am an entertainer and I have been lying to my fans for many years.

Really? Tell me about these lies my son.

Father, where do I start from? The lies are so many that I don’t know where to start. Go

ahead son, you start from anywhere, the Lord is listening.

Father, I lied that I was signed by a foreign record label. I also lied that I am a brand ambassador of one of the telecommunication firms. Whereas I was only paid to make the jingle and later feature on the TV commercial. I also lied to the public that my album sold six million copies.

My son, why all these lies?  

Father, I am not the only liar in the industry. We are all liars. Lying is part of the job’s description.

Are you serious?  

Yes father, I am being very frank with you. My lies are even mild compared to some of my colleagues. Imagine one female artist lying that she was a backup singer for Mary J Blige. How can she be a backup singer for such an international star and nobody saw any pictures or videos. Normally as an entertainer such materials could have been used to promote her brand. She also lied that she wrote a song for Fantasia that won a Grammy. As I am confessing to you, nobody knows the title of the song. There’s no credit to her on Fantasia’s catalog.

A Nigerian singer said all these?

Yes father. Her own lies are even small sef. Another female singer lied that Beyonce’s father was her manager while she was in the US.

No you must be joking!

Haba Father, can I be lying to you during confession?

My son, as a reverend father in this parish, I have seen so many strange things. When a man is possessed by the devil there’s nothing beyond him. And from what you have been saying, there is absolutely nothing beyond you entertainers. But go on, tell God more of these lies of yours.

I have lied about buying houses in Lekki and other parts of Lagos. But I thank God that till today no one has thought of looking up these properties at the ministry of lands otherwise I would have been caught pants down. Are you listening father?

Yes go on son, the Lord is also listening.  

Ok, I have been bribing radio presenters for a long time to play my songs. There is this veteran presenter on the island that collects a million naira and two bottles of Jack Daniels and Black label and one box of cuban cigar from me. He also collects hampers and makes you promise to buy him a cake on his birthday.

You mean he collects all these just to play a song?  

Yes father that’s what he charges.

Jesus Christ of Nazareth, what about those musicians who can’t afford to give him these things?  

Haa! If you can’t afford it, then your songs won’t be played no matter how good they are.

But why haven’t you musicians come together and fight people like him? And also, why do you keep bribing them? Is it not the same bribery and corruption you people are always accusing the Nigerian police of?  

Yes father I totally agree, we are no different from the police. But how can we unite and fight this corruption when Nigerian artists are lily-livered. They all pay these guys and go back grumbling in their bedrooms. And whoever decides to speak up on their behalf will be insulted by the same people he’s fighting for. They will accuse you of trying to make things difficult for them. This is really terrible. Yes father it is really terrible.

Ok what other confessions do you have for the Lord?

But Father, do you think the Lord can forgive me of all these sins?

Don’t you worry yourself about that, we will pray to Saint Anthony of Padua to intercede for you.  

Thank you father. Now let me go on. Most times when I see that a song of a particular artist is gaining more popularity than mine, I call on my guys at the radio stations to stop playing it.

And do you also pay for this?  

Of course they won’t lift a finger without money changing hands.

But don’t they see that what you requested of them is wickedness.  

No father it is not wickedness, we actually call it survival. Ok father, what would you say if I told you that most of our awards are lobbied for? And most of the scandalous news you read on blogs are leaked by entertainers to pull down their rivals?

I’d say very interesting.

Now let me ask you a question father. Do you believe in juju?

Boy I am a man of God and you don’t expect me to believe in such.  

So you mean if I told you that some of us entertainers use juju to excel, would you believe me?

Well, I have heard of such allegations, especially with the fuji musicians but these things can’t be substantiated.  

Why do you think they can’t be substantiated? What would you make of a musician taking a bottle containing local dry gin, 20 naira notes, cowries, corn seeds and alligator pepper into the vocal booth and sipping from it and chanting inaudible things under his breath while singing?

I don’t have any answer to that. Just go on with your confession. There are still others waiting to confess their sins. And please can you summarise this confession? Tell me, why do you entertainers indulge in lies and all you have said here today?

We entertainers tell so much lies and live fake lives because that’s what Nigerians want. They love lies and they will even call you mumu for speaking the truth. And the journalists are also guilty. Asides from being too lazy, I think they are also scared of some of these entertainers. They rather not investigate anything at all.
Even when you tell them a blatant lie, they won’t bother asking questions. Now we have an industry that is built on lies. And from the look of things, it will stay so for a long time. That is all I have to confess father.

Your sins have been forgiven my son. Say the fifteen decades of the rosary and abstain from telling lies from now on. Go in peace to love and serve the Lord. Inomine patri et fili et spiritus sancti.  

Amen.
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