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 Romance › Re: Guys See Why You Should Consider Dating A Calabar Girl by Emelcee(op): 6:08pm On Sep 16, 2015 |
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| Romance › Re: Guys See Why You Should Consider Dating A Calabar Girl by Emelcee(op): 6:00pm On Sep 16, 2015 |
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| Romance › Re: Guys See Why You Should Consider Dating A Calabar Girl by Emelcee(op): 5:58pm On Sep 16, 2015 |
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]Calabar girls rock walai |
| Romance › Re: Guys See Why You Should Consider Dating A Calabar Girl by Emelcee(op): 5:57pm On Sep 16, 2015 |
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| Romance › Re: Guys See Why You Should Consider Dating A Calabar Girl by Emelcee(op): 1:34pm On Sep 16, 2015 |
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| Romance › Re: Guys See Why You Should Consider Dating A Calabar Girl by Emelcee(op): 1:15pm On Sep 16, 2015 |
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| Romance › Re: Guys See Why You Should Consider Dating A Calabar Girl by Emelcee(op): 1:04pm On Sep 16, 2015 |
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| Romance › Re: Guys See Why You Should Consider Dating A Calabar Girl by Emelcee(op): 1:03pm On Sep 16, 2015 |
Calabar Girls... They are the most beautiful girls in Nigeria.... They are blessed in all aspects. |
| Romance › Guys See Why You Should Consider Dating A Calabar Girl by Emelcee(op): 12:06pm On Sep 16, 2015 |
Alright, I know what you all are thinking and that’s definitely one of the reasons why you should date a Calabar girl. By dating a Calabar girl, i mean the Efik, Ibibio, Annang and northern cross riverian sisters. If you’ve been lucky enough to roll with any girl from these tribes, you would definitely attest to some of what I’m about to say. If not, well, you’d want to go all out for one at the tail end. Come along and let’s see what makes Calabar girls tick. (1) Attention And Time Well, one of the reasons I hooked up with my Calabar babe is that she was devoted when it comes to giving you time and attention. You might say this is a false generalisation but I’ve met quite a few and dated one. Do you want a girl that will answer to every of your whim and caprice? Then you know where to get her. (2) Cooking Skills If you’re seriously into native dishes especially vegetable soups, you got your answer. Almost every Calabar girl can snatch any man with a proper meal of Afang, Edikan Ikang, Akpam kuko (permit my spelling) and pounded yam, semo or any of your favorite native carbohydrate rich meal. You’re guaranteed of never going hungry if you date one and be sure that you’d add enough weight (if you’re skinny) that people would ask what your secret is. (3) Spoil You Silly According to my ex–Calabar babe and some of my Ibibio friends, young ladies from their tribe get tutored on how to be homely and be good wives. As such, they know how to take good care of their man. A typical Calabar girl would stroke your back as you eat to help aid digestion while ensuring everything is in place after you have a hard day. Talk about unexpected gifts, she knows how to kick in those surprises from time to time $3x! $3x! $3x! Need I say more? Every guy has a fantasy of hooking up with a Calabar girl that would give him mind blowing $3x simply because ‘Dem sabi do the thing well’. $3x is an essential ingredient of today’s relationship and marriage and if you want someone that would give it to you well, my Cross Rivers and Akwa Ibom girls are up to the task. This shouldn’t be a surprise as any girl with enough strength to go 10 rounds of $3x at a stretch has got to have immense strength. Well, I’m not just saying strength for $3x, I’m talking strength for other activities such as keeping your home clean and tidy. When you’re tired, she has the strength to back you up. You’re coming from a party where you both have danced out, she’s got the strength to drive you guys home. They’ve Got Your Back Always We all want someone who has got our backs and no one does it better than your Calabar girl. They would stick with you through thick and thin with little concern for how much you’ve got (if you’re still struggling) . She doesn’t even mind helping you out from time to time, provided you’re supplying her well in certain areas as well. That’s something you don’t buy in the market place. The only thing is just try to be faithful to her. You don’t want to get on her bad side, trust me. If you think there are more reasons to date a Calabar girl, abeg let me know, if you have a contrary opinion, still let me know. More are still to come concerning other tribes. In the meantime, why would you want to date that Calabar girl? Source: @mrcharkoal 1 Like
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| Sports › EPL Fans, Win Big By Answering This Mock Examination by Emelcee(op): 9:47pm On Sep 14, 2015 |
EPL MOCK EXAMS DURATION: 48 Hrs ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS. SECTION A. 1. Discuss the fall of Chelsea and d rise of Leicester in relation to season 2015/16 (20marks). 2. Using Tottenham as an example describe the force of gravity (15marks). 3. Manchester United sold Dimaria to PSG for £44m where they had signed him for £59.6m. Prepare a profit and loss account (12mks). 4. Write an essay on the proverb ”old is gold” in relation to Old Trafford. SECTION B. 5. Calculate the probability of Arsenal winning their next game in relation to previous performances (20mks). 6. Estimate the velocity at which Liverpool is depreciating considering the absence of Coutinho (15mks). 7. With the aid of a diagram prove that Cheseal will go trophyless this season (15mks). 8. Without using tables list out the clubs that will qualify for champions league next season (10mks). 9. Explain the sudden quietness of all Man Utd fans yesterday on all social networks (20mks). 10. Complete this. *In Wenger we trust. *In Dargrish we're happy. *In Mourinoh we.......? 11. Explain why the fourth position on the league table stands as trophy to Arsenal (10mks). 12. Who should take the blame for Chelsea bad form? Explain (10mks) |
| Politics › I Know You Won't Read This by Emelcee(op): 1:30pm On Sep 08, 2015 |
That guy you envy,because you think he's cute,popular,& he's got “everything“,,,he probably has suicidal thoughts... . . That guy you ditched & dumped,because he didn't have money,,,he probably loved you with his life . . That girl you called a slut today,she's probably still a virgin . . That guy you called “razz,swaggless & local“,he has to work every night,to support his family... . . That girl you called “ugly“ today,,,she's already been psychologically abused over it,at home... . . That girl you called “fat“,she's starving herself,& making effort to shed weight...you probably didn't know that,did you? . . The 16yr old "girl-mother" you saw today,backing a baby,she was probably raped at 13... . . YOU THINK YOU REALLY KNOW HUMANS? You think you know their story?? No,YOU DON'T . . You can never know what people are going through,if they choose not to tell you ; SO,PAUSE,before judging,criticising,or mocking people . . EVERYONE IS FIGHTING THEIR OWN UNIQUE WAR . . If you can't show care,empathy,sympathy,or concern for people,then keep quiet . . Mind your own business,& focus on your own war 1 Like |
| Politics › 5 Facts About Life. by Emelcee(op): 11:34pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
Here are five quality facts about life 1) No matter how light skinned you are, you always will need light in the dark. 2) No matter how rich and how many cars you own, you will always walk to bed.... 3) No matter how tall you are, you can never see tomorrow. 4) No matter how beautiful or handsome you are,do remember, baboons and gorillas also attract tourists. 5) No matter how big and strong you are, you can not carry yourself to the grave. So take it easy eh....life is short..eternity is real..and vanity sure die... |
| Education › Mautech Yola Graduates 12,600 Students, 29 First Class In 3years by Emelcee(op): 2:17pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
From Umar Dankano, Yola. The Modibbo Adama University of Technology Yola (MAUTECH) has graduated a total of 12,600 students for the 2010/2011, 2011/2012 and 2012/2013 academic sessions accordingly. Vice chancellor of the University, Professor Kyari Muhammed disclosed the development at a press conference to commence the University’s 18th, 19th and 20th convocation ceremony billed for Saturday stressing that, the students have successfully completed their approved course of studies. “And have been found worthy of character and learning to be awarded Certificates, Diploma, Bachelors, Masters and Doctorate degrees respectively from this University (MAUTECH)” Professor Muhammed explained that, 8401 got first degrees, 3415 diplomas and 777 higher degrees including 187 post graduate diplomas, 525 master degrees and 65 Ph.Ds. He also revealed that four imminent Nigerians, who have distinguished themselves by impacting on other people’s lives positively and made the country and people proud by their exemplary conduct, will be awarded honorary doctor degrees by the institution. According to him, those to be honored includes; immediate past Chairman Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, Professor Attahiru Muhammadu Jega, Former National president of Nigeria Labour congress, NLC, Comrade Ali Chiroma, the Pioneer Vice chancellor of the University, Professor Ethelbert Nwakuche Chukwu and paramount ruler Obot Akara in Akwa Ibon State, His majesty, Okuku Uwa Umoh Adiaka III, Ekpeiko I respectively. “We are honouring them for self-less service, principled leadership, honesty, good character and institution building”. He stated. The Vice Chancellor also disclosed that, the University will soon unveil a Student Support Scheme to help indigent students continue the pursuit of education in the institution. He noted that the scheme tagged MAUTECH Students Support Scheme was aimed at providing succor to the vulnerable and weak among the students who may drop out of school as a result of death of finances. It was noted that only 29 lucky students graduated with a first class degree in 3 years. |
| Business › Re: List Of All Online Stores In Nigeria by Emelcee: 4:15pm On Jul 13, 2015 |
| Politics › Re: Great Achievements Of Buhari After 30 Days In Office by Emelcee(op): 12:32pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
I guess he is TAKING his TIME...patience Nigerians |
| Politics › Great Achievements Of Buhari After 30 Days In Office by Emelcee(op): 12:23pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
1. Arrived at work by 11:40 on his first day in office. 2. Failed to publicly declare his assets as promised 3. Failed to feed school kids as promised 4. Failed to rescue Chibok girls after more that 1month of being in power as promised 5. Failed to pay unemployed youths ₦5,000 naira as promised. 6. Failed to pay senior citizens as promised 7. Failed to make $1 = N1 naira as promised 8. Failed to hit the ground running as promised. No cabinet members 9. Failed to get his aids declare their assets as promised. Anyone with idea of where Shehu and Femi declared their assets? 10. Failed to make PMS N45Naira/liter as promised 11. Failed to eradicate Boko Haram within 30 days as promised. 12. Failed to visit ANY victims of terrorism anywhere 13. No longer obeys traffic rules 14. His wife wore a N10.4 Million naira watch to his inauguration 15. He as GCFRN ordered the Ariel bombing of innocent peaceful Niger Deltans in Calabar creeks, killing over 350 innocent souls and managed to muzzle the media on it. 16. Exported terrorists to Igboland in the guise of 'prisoner relocations' to insecure prisons at Ekwulobia in Anambra state. 47 Boko Haram terrorists have been taken to a prison that is not a maximum security prison that is already over- capacitated, thereby creating breeding grounds for more dangerous terrorists. 17. Deleted one of the states from the federation by declaring there are 35 states in Nigeria. 18. Created a brand new country in Europe called West Germany and put President Mitchel in charge. 19. Travelled to about five countries and signed documents with unknown contents. 20. Sold the nine jets in the presidential fleet and unsold them back in 24 hours again. 21. Ordered military out of our highways and brought them back in 24 hours again. 22. Dissolved an already constitutionally NNPC board. 23. Ensured $3.4Billion Dollars (₦864 Billion Naira) went missing from our treasury... CONTINUE- 23. Ensured $3.4Billion Dollars (₦864 Billion Naira) went missing from our treasury and immediately commenced shouting 'empty treasury' in the style of professional oles of Ojuelegba who shout 'thief thief' to distract attention while their gang steals. 24. Ensured his party lost control of the NASS and Senate, turning them into WWE entertainment grounds where blows and karate kicks now flow freely. 25. Got Tinubu mad to the point of unleashing his propaganda bulldog, Sowore,(Sahara Reporter) on their own party members and himself. 26. Moved the military command centre to Maiduguri against all known military conventions. 27. Building a helipad in Daura in the same manner he tried building a ₦10Million Naira hotel in his home state when he was a HoS. 28. Visited his cows wearing a nation-embarras sing see-through kaftan that revealed him wearing pampers-like material underneath. 29. Lifted ban on textiles and furniture, thereby reversing the gains of local industry protection policies in those sectors that will lead to loss of jobs. 30. Got his most ardent followers crying up and down.Surely, Buhari has achieved in 30 days what GEJ couldn't achieve in five years leading us to understand the true dimension of what APC publicity secretary, Lai Mohammed said rececently. Surely, change has come!Chai Buhari! |
| Politics › Great Achievements Of Buhari After 30 Days In Office by Emelcee(op): 12:17pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
pampers-like material underneath. 29. Lifted ban on textiles and furniture, thereby reversing the gains of local industry protection policies in those sectors that will lead to loss of jobs. 30. Got his most ardent followers crying up and down.Surely, Buhari has achieved in 30 days what GEJ couldn't achieve in five years leading us to understand the true dimension of what APC publicity secretary, Lai Mohammed said rececently. Surely, change has come!Chai Buhari!adu Buhari's achievements so far... |
| Politics › Shame Of A Kingmaker (story By A Nairalander) by Emelcee(op): 9:01pm On Jun 10, 2015 |
The book of change chapter 9 vs last And there rose a certain man from the sons of APC named Saraki, whose mother was PDP. He was a fearless man who fought his mother and went to live with his father APC. He rose before his brothers and fought to be crowned the minister in the altar of change but was challenged by the deadly king maker named Tinubu. And it came to pass that on this day the 9th of June, in the days of king Buha, the lion of Daura who was crowned by Tinubu the king maker, that Saraki opened a book in the gospel of change and gave the popular quote of King Buha which says "I belong to everyone and I belong to nobody" a significant meaning. In all stubborness and revolt against his father's house APC, Saraki fought under the anointing from his mother's family PDP, who never stopped loving him and was able to proved to the king maker that the kings quote is real and effective. He defeated the cruel king maker and was handed the holy books of change that he may minister daily from the alter unto everyone in the kingdom. |
| Jokes Etc › This Joke Made My Day (pics) by Emelcee(op): 4:13pm On Jun 10, 2015 |
Oga that time wen u travelled na him I say make dem come make we do meeting some of dem no gree, dem start to call me ordinary commisioner (Copied!)
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| Politics › Nairalander's Message To President Buhari by Emelcee(op): 5:14pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
1). Sir, please don't give us 700 agendas, just give us constant electricity & other agendas will fall in place. 2). As at 1999, a tin of TITUS had 8 pieces of fishes now its just 3, please return it back. 4). Don't use 1 billion naira to eat like the other man 5). The other man had no shoes, so I don't know about you. But, in case you don't also have shoes. Please use your old military boot. 6). Create jobs for our unemployed youth & banish sales of guns & other ammunitions to only military. 7). Merge Nigerian Police with organisations like: Red Cross, Girl's Guide, Boy's Brigade because they lack professionalism.  . Make AKBC TV to transmit clear pictures like CNN & BBC.9). Arrest that lady that usually says: "Sorry, your account is too low for call, please load a recharge card". Mr. President, if you can do this in your 1st 4 years, not even Tinubu can stop you from completing 8 years. Signed: @mrcharkoal #emelcee |
| Politics › What I Need From President Buhari by Emelcee(op): 9:31am On Jun 05, 2015 |
It is not a privilege, its not a right, I termed it my share... Muhamad Buhari is a disappointment. David Mark and his gang should quickly extend the tenure of this national assembly and impeach him. How could he failed to creat at least two committees to consider the recommendations of a committee which look into the conclusion of a committee set up by government to probe the report of a committee which àlleged that a committee did not follow due process when its accepted the findings of a committee that investigated Boko Haram menace in north east Nigeria. How can PMB go to Niger and Chad within 4 days of assuming office and commence action without giving us, the boys some opportunities to chop through committees and counter committees? This is political discrimination and economic disenfranchisement. Four years of starvation beckons to those of us chop through government of committee by committee for committee . And the fault is this stingy man. After all, we dont loot. We merely collected allowance for staying in five star hotels and jaw jaw. It is not easy to jaw jaw in such an extreme economy like ours where everyone is an expert with opinions on everything, and few bother to come up with solutions anyway. Please, sir, president buhari, i am waiting for your letter.. i must serve a committee before national assembly commence business... In case you have forgotten me, pa, Buhari, i am @mrcharkoal on behalf of Association of Government fact finding committee Contractors... Sign by: Linus Mfreke-Abasi Udonkang |
| Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Gets Honoured At Cyprus International University (photos) by Emelcee: 8:48am On Jun 05, 2015 |
This is how foreign Universities do, when they are looking for African students... It is part of ADVERTICING 1 Like |
| Politics › Akwa Ibom Trekkers Returned Home Shamefully by Emelcee(op): 2:37pm On May 28, 2015 |
Youths from the 31 LGA in akwa ibom state who were on a Trek mission to bid farewell to the uncommon transformer chief Dr. Godswill Akpabio and to welcome in the governor elect, Deacon Udom Emmanuel were today humiliated at the entrance of the government house by the security officials who demanded for money before they are allowed in. The trekkers retured home happily saying that they have fulfilled their vow, that the uncommon transformer deserve to be praised for all he has done for the state during his eight years in office. According to an insider, they trekkers arrived Uyo around 12:09am earlier today after spending almost nine hours trekking from the governor's village. 1 Like
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| Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom State Trekkers (trek Team 31) Closer To Uyo (pics) by Emelcee(op): 9:47pm On May 27, 2015 |
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| Politics › Akwa Ibom State Trekkers (trek Team 31) Closer To Uyo (pics) by Emelcee(op): 9:40pm On May 27, 2015 |
According to them, we want to go to government house and rejoice with the governor for his successful completion of his eight years in office, uncommon transformation of the state and his victories in court cases. We will also use the medium to welcome in the governor elect, Deacon Udom G. Emmanuel. Blunt pics though... |
| Politics › Akwa Ibom State Trekkers (trek Team 31) Closer To Uyo (pics) by Emelcee(op): 9:32pm On May 27, 2015 |
According to them, we want to go to government house and rejoice with the governor for his successful completion of his eight years in office, uncommon transformation of the state and his victory in court cases. We will also use the medium to welcome in the governor elect, Deacon Udom G. Emmanuel. Blunt pics though...
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| Celebrities › Re: Why I Lied About My Age-halima Abubakar by Emelcee: 11:30am On May 27, 2015 |
Buy me Galla if u want me to believe u |
| Celebrities › Re: Why I Lied About My Age-halima Abubakar by Emelcee: 11:17am On May 27, 2015 |
Assume we believe you... Next topic pls |
| Politics › Re: Akpabio Commissions Four Points By Sheraton Ikot Ekpene by Emelcee: 10:51am On May 27, 2015 |
TREAK TEAM 31 Starts journey today at Federal Polytecnic Ukana by 3pm prompt... Don't miss Else you miss... Join us as we Trek down to government house Uyo to bid farewell to the executive governor of Akwa Ibom State Chief Dr. Godswill O. Akpabio (CON) for his uncommon transformation of the state and for emerging victorious in court cases. We will use that medium to welcome in the executive governor elect, Deacon Udom G. Emmanuel. AKPABIO IYA UMISS 1 Like |
| Politics › Akwa Ibom State Trekkers Starts Journey Today by Emelcee(op): 10:20am On May 27, 2015 |
TREK TEAM 31 Starts journey today at Federal Polytecnic Ukana in Essien Udim LGA by 3pm prompt... Don't miss Else you miss... Join us as we Trek down to government house Uyo to bid farewell to the executive governor of Akwa Ibom State Chief Dr. Godswill O. Akpabio (CON) for his uncommon transformation of the state and for emerging victorious in court cases. We will use that medium to welcome in the executive governor elect, Deacon Udom G. Emmanuel. AKPABIO IYA UMISS |
| Politics › Re: Dr. Ime Umanah Dies Mysteriously by Emelcee: 10:16am On May 27, 2015 |
TREAK TEAM 31 Starts journey today at Federal Polytecnic Ukana by 3pm prompt... Don't miss Else you miss... Join us as we Trek down to government house Uyo to bid farewell to the executive governor of Akwa Ibom State Chief Dr. Godswill O. Akpabio (CON) for his uncommon transformation of the state and for emerging victorious in court cases. We will use that medium to welcome in the executive governor elect, Deacon Udom G. Emmanuel. AKPABIO IYA UMISS |
| Politics › 31 Trekkers To Trek For Governor Akpabio And Deacon Udom Emmanuel On Monday by Emelcee(op): 12:29pm On May 23, 2015 |
Join TREK TEAM 31 To bide a FARE THEE WELL to the governor of Akwa Ibom State His Excellency Chief Dr. Godswill Akpabio, who will be handing over power to his successor Deacon Udom Emmanuel... The TREK TEAM 31 is made up of both male and female citizens of the state culled from the 31 Local Government Area of the state. They will start from the governor's village at UKANA in ESSIEN UDIM LGA and trek through IKOT EKPENE plaza to GOVERNMENT HOUSE in UYO, Akwa ibom state. If u want to be part of this team, DIAL 08160377664 NOTE : the earlier u book the better because its just 31 people that are needed for the journey. |
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