₦airaland Forum

Vikkyk10:
u tink it's easy 2 kip ur virginity 4 32yrs.Abeg no vex me at al at al.

osi gini?virgin wetin?...ur character sef no be here o

Vikkyk10:
what did he do.He just sat dre and ws lùkn lyk a slowpoke.It's just as if dy planned it.

dey there na,they have duped u...ina amu amu?

Tell that gal that i want to marry her

Nwanne,oburu n' idiro ako maka money,ina ako tuuuu

Well mine was in 2011.I had earlier on booked a scheduled FLIGHT online.The following day which was d day of my travelling,i reached the PLACE,but i found out that my FLIGHT was abt leaving and was already full to d brim,i was like whats d heck?i approached d PILOT but he didnt reason me.
I was madtt,i rushed outside,brough a 2by2 plank,and was rushing inside only to discover that the flight has left.
That was how i missed my FIGHT,d flight was GOD IS GOOD MOTORS frm asaba to Lag.

Story for the small gods

LIKE if you want ARSENAL to win with more than 2goals

Where does all of this money go?

louiskay:
. Four first ''''classers'''. This got me laughing in kufuki style

bro,that is a fvcking correct English

This list is a fluke.AAU EKPOMA not mentioned?to get first class is almost impossible.Infact,it wud be easier for a carmel to pass tru needle's eye than to see first class...to make 2:1 sef,u must be a night witch every time.but,maka y?

alentyno:
Excellent!

Btw where are the peeps from the supposed Great ife supposed better by far unilorin UNN? UNILAG? ABU? Anybody?

guy,there were four first classers.one was from Ife

Op,u must be damn bias...where is law?

I just dey wonder o.nyash implant here n there...but,make i ask o,wat if i press am hard,d nyash no go scatter?jst askin

kennygee:
See what the media (thanks to Nicki Minaj and the Kardashians) are doing to our youths?

If you no get Nyash, must you force it?

Low self esteem has led this poor girl to an early grave.

I am just learning for the first time that such surgeries are done in Thailand.


I am #TeamFlatNyansh and i am not changing that for anyone, if you don't like it, enter Kuramo beach.

i have just fallen in love with you nnem

EagleNest:
That's what we call 'Peoples Power'.

For Nigerian, it's more of talk, talk, talk and talk...but no power and our rulers are daily whipping us silly.

bro,do u tink a civilian govt fit rule for naija for 27yrs?those guys no even try to allow d man rule upto 27yrs sef

Well, 'and so it happens that i didnt see anytyn unusual in what they did.it luks like an assemblage of coloured roofing sheet with barrow tyres'

We need to purchase that magic MACHINE that slaps person when he lies...i tell ya,e for don use slap kill this man since

Who da Bleep is Saheed?havent heard of such name b4.which country pls?

marieolae:
bush baby my ass lol

lol...ur dp is cool.ur pretty anyways

marieolae:
Calling your lover "baby" is the best thing a guy could do


It makes my stomach turn, it gives me butterflies,it makes me blush, I feel special,crazy,happy,loved,amazing all at the same time

I think most ladies can agree with me on this

I can only take an objection, if the guy means nothing to me

wat of Bush Baby?

No time for kissing,i just go down to the real ADAZI-ANA or alternatively to ADAZI-NNUKWU.

Sapphire86:
2 days after the gift, she dumped you? That's cold!

Well, I'd say collect it back but the truth is since u gave her on a day of celebration u can't ask for it back without sounding like a douchebag. So let it go

it sounds derogatory to me to hear that a gal dumps a guy.is only guys that dump gals.period...bro,go and collect ur phone including d receipt

Quelme:
Diagnostic Medicine. 6L in 3 days time

wow!congrats man

Quelme:
5L

u r in law too?

My condolensces

Quelme:
level.?

300,...you?

politricks:
Its this kind of news i want on frontpage not 'who wore it better'

this is the kind of comment i want in a post,not 'picture or i dnt believe it'stuffs

Quelme:
law.?

Exactly

Quelme:
i be nor ask u sha. But anyways thats my zone.

no wahala sha.na my area too...i be white and black dress student.

Tweetums:
I leave the school for those behind me last Wednesday.... I'm graduated already.... una doh o

congrats oo...to graduate 4rm Ekp no be beans.

Quelme:
are u a student of AAU.?

and if yes nko?