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idu1:
They r honey mooning? Chisos.... Do u school in central africa republic?

lol, don't mind him,later he will tell us that he schools in France

pretydiva:
Chai. Wat is dis nau dis her shape nor mk sense 2 me

babe,why u talk wetin dey my mind nah?

Vyonne Nelson really loved Iyanya,look at d looks in her face,she was pretty happy with his company.Being a player does not make u a baddest guy,it simple shows ur irresonsibility.

rezy15:
and what if i may ask is ur imnate occupation? D only tin ur gud at is tossing in d ethnic card. Nobody dropped that angle even after 7 pages but u. You don't know anything AT ALL! If u did u wud have contributed constructively to this thread. Nw all u hv to show is a bunch of words soaked in meaningless bigotry that won't affect the price of fufu in the market. If he's found guilty he shud be arrested. Northerner or southerner, nobody get monopoly for stupidity. We all know he wasn't acting alone.

you said I know nothing?hehehehe,so u don't even know that there is a difference btw innate and inmate?hehehe,laugh wan kill me here o

OrlandoOwoh:
The action of the IG in interpreting the Constitution in itself should make any lawyer angry.
IG, na only waka come?

that's what u see wen a northerner that their innate occupation is rearing cows leaves that occupation and man an institution as huge as police force.am sorry to say bur some set of people r not supposed to co-habit with us in nigeria.

brito:
Hmmmmm......you dey find trouble, no be me talk am

lolz...but seriously,look at the meat nah,no be today's meat o

Is that her second marriage?e get why I ask.look at d face well

Well,a guy is not supposed to cry like women,but the issue is that whether they are really pained in such circustances,yes.I ve experienced some sleepless nite ones on account of a gal,and that was because I really loved her...her name is Ifeoma

This is a replica of what nigerian celebrities should be doing and not throwing some useless exorbitant parties all in d name of bd.nice work Empress.thumbs up

What she did was very bad,but I can understand her position tho

Bad kindred(umunna)i swear,na from village dem for track this guy...Rip bro,4yrs wasted...but we cant ask God why.

Muscomide:
NIGERIA, everywhere na fighting, killing, raping, looting, stealing, violence and impunity. Why am I not surprised with Jonathan at the helm. Afterall, it is said that the fish rots from the head down.

must you bring GEJ into all of your stupid comments?tell ur papa to come out for presidency,let's see wat he can do.nonsense!!!

Davido buys N36m cars for manager, producer
on november 26, 2014 at 8:29 am in entertainment
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Music star and HKN gang boss, Davido (David Adedeji
Adeleke) reportedly spent over N35m on brand new cars for
both his manager, Kamal Ajiboye and his producer, Sheyi
Akerele (Shizzi).
Davido bought a brand new black Mercedes 450 GL which
cost N12m for his manager while that of his producer, is a
brand new black Porsche Cayenne which cost N24m.

Who is she?I haven't heard of such name before,atleast here in France

I get am before,no be property

contactmorak:
I'm Travelling By Air For The First Time Tomorrow, Pls Advice Me

InitialIy I didn't want to write about it, but then I went back to the thread I created yesterday and saw the huge number of people interested, I thought it was only fair I give you guys a feedback. You see, i clocked 30 this week, and travelling yesterday by air thought me a lot. It thought me to be adventurous and try things in life just for the knowledge even if you are not really freak abt it. I've had opportunities to travel by flight several times but I've enjoyed the road so much that I always declined. I'm not even freak about the plane just like I'm not abt travelling abroad, gagets, and things that freak people in general. Although I'm freak about women and making money! I don't even look like someone that makes money at all. If you saw me yesterday while heading to board, you'd think I just came from the village! And I've been in Lagos since 1992. So I got a lady at the airport to handle the ticketing for me since I have missed my initial flight and she came back with my boarding pass in no time. And I needed to be in Abuja as soon as possible.

So while I was on my way to board, I didn't know what to do. Instead of me to just pass thru to where the airline bus will convey us to the aircraft area, I went to join a long queue of people waiting to get their luggage checked. While going to get my boarding pass stamped, there was a lady I saw which I really liked and I wanted to approach. Her eyes caught mine as weLl, and she smiled. But she noticed shortly that I was a JJC with the way I was fumbling with the processes. She saw that I was confused when one of the airline staff announced that those who were boarding should go a certain way and I didn't know what that was about. The lady I thought I was going to 'toast' then said "you should go there", asking me to leave the queue. I was ashamed of myself honestly.

When we got on the plane, I went to sit on another person's seat not knowing the seats where numbered! It was this same lady who came from no where before the hostess and said, "what's your seat number". Then I guessed the number shud be on the boarding pass slip with me, so I was taking time to check and I cudnt easily locate it, the lady then showed me again! Don't know why this drop dead gorgeous babe was just looking out for me, but my lapses killed my confidence to strike a serious conversation with her and she was sitting right in my front.

Another experience I had was the seat belt. Not that I expect buckling a seat belt should be an issue, but over the years I've heard people talk a lot abt a plane's seat belt. So I was scared it must be really that hard. So the first thing I did when I sat was to try practice the buckling the seat belt to avoid another embarrasment. I found out I did it well, but I was stil scared I might be wrong. So I went on google to search 'how to fasten a plane seat beat' I was hoping to find a step by step pictorial explanation, but what I saw were what could happen if you did not fasten it well. Before I cud search further the pilot had announced that we switched off our fones, and fasten our seat belt, so I did. The hosteses where beautiful and nice, and I cud have ask them questions but I was seating by the window so as to take pics that will indicate I was indeed in a plane. If I ask the hostess a question from that angle, people will notice. So there was this Deeper Life woman beside me. She seems nice. So I asked her in Yoruba, if I fasten it welll, she nodded smiling and said 'yes, very well. Good'. I noticed she looked at me again some moments later before focusing on the Deeper Life book she was reading.

As the big man made bird soar in the air, it felt like heaven as I saw clouds like smoke. Before we reach a high altitude, big planes and building around the airports began to look like toys and when we finally reached high, the earth looked like maps and the arrangement of the earth and the towns became well defined and organised. Everything looked tiny. At a point, it looked like the plan was shaking but I wasn't scared. The most amazing thing I noticed is that, while in the sky, it looked like the plane wasn't speeding at all. I felt it was moving at the pace of a broken down vehicle that is being pushed. That's so STRANGE to me! One thing I cannever forget again, was the smile on one of the hostess' face. Gosssh, she soon made me forget the girl I earlier told you guys about. There was something magnetic about her smile that if I was to have commited a crime and such a girl finds me, she can easily lure me out to the police with that smile. Her smile made me weak! I just have to confess! Did I tell you guys I didn't go with any of the airlines I earlier mentioned? I went with First Nation Airline. That was my first of hearing about them. Their plane looks new and everything looked profession, even the way the pilot spoke and all. I've heard so many bad things about Nigerian airlines. The video of Banky W and others getting trapped in one Nigerian airline recently, made me even scared. So from there on everything looked normal for me!

I like this qoute by Abraham Lincoln "I may be slow walker, but I've never moved backward". I can say that of myself as well. One thing about my life is that every new step I take, I get better with it almost immediately. When I was making a certain amount of money, I wanted to change, just recently, my digit changed and it has been consistent. Even in the areas of my academic pursuit from Primary school to my university days. When I catch up on things, I do it with such a great speed and regularity. That's why I don't like to drink and smoke cos once I start, I don't know what will happen. What I'm saying now is that from today onward, I'll travel by air more often than even many many people who have been doing it way before me. I'm going to travel out soon...I'm going to learn to swim, I'm going to try so many new good things. I've learnt my lessons.

Thank you!

it has been long d last time I saw this kind of well thought and erudite post and not some kind of 'hw do I get him back'post.gud post@op

Notin like heart break for me,but e go pain me sha if I no chop d okoso before d break up

My guy wake up,MTN are scammers.they will use right hand give u,use left hand collect am back

Hmmmm

Abeg next news joor.who d gal don help sef?but d gal joro njo nke di egwu sha

Fire guts Ekiti Federal Poly Engineering School 0
BY OUR REPORTER ON NOVEMBER 16, 2014 NATIONAL
We lost irreplaceable academic, administrative materials, records –Rector

FROM WOLE BALOGUN, ADO EKITI

The School of Engineer ing complex of the Federal Polytechnic, Ado-Ekiti, was at the week end gutted by fire, which completely burnt the offices of the Dean and other ad journing offices including those of the Departmental Heads of Mechanical, Civil, Electrical/ Electronics and Agricultural Engineering and a large classroom.

The ravaging fire was first noticed at 11 pm on Friday. It took the combined efforts of the men of the Ekiti State Fire Service, the Polytechnic

Fire Service team, security of ficials and students who took risks to prevent the fire from spreading to other facilities in the School.

Commenting on the inci dent, the Rector of the poly technic, Dr. Taiwo Akande, who also took part in the four-hour effort to put the fire under control, along with members of the Governing Council, described it as a di saster of monumental propor tions, with so many sensitive and irreplaceable documents and materials ranging from computer systems, furniture items, office cabinets and the building complex consumed by the inferno.

She said that an emergency meeting of the Governing Council was still in session around 11:05 pm when some students raised the alarm about the fire.

This caused pandemo nium as everyone responded promptly by making calls to persons and organizations that could assist in putting out the fire.

Akande added that the in tensity of the fire was so much that the combined efforts of the men of the Ekiti State Fire Service, the Polytechnic fire fighting officers and the stu dents’ strenuous efforts to put it out proved abortive.

She however noted that although the cause of the fire was yet to be ascertained be cause there was neither elec tricity supply nor any bush burning at the time of the in cident, investigators would be commissioned to unravel the mystery behind the inferno.

Lamenting the tragic inci dent, Akande said the loss in curred by the polytechnic was colossal and appealed to the Ekiti State Government, the National Emergency Man agement Agency (NEMA), the Tertiary Education Trust Fund (TETFUND), and other arms of the Federal Govern ment to come to the aid of the Polytechnic in mitigating the loss.

Sunnews

No date yet for resumption,I was at d skul notice board yesterday and no new release.but unofficial information reaching me has it that d skul management is gonna release date for resumption before d end of next week,so freshers relax,u guys r resuming this year

cokacoola:
Pls i need a honest advice on this matter, i move into my new apartment about a month now, my landlord stays in india so it was just the wife nd the kids staying.. The wife seems to be a good woman, if i didt go to work sumtimes i wil stay in their apartment chat with her and play with d kid she is juxt the kinda peaceful landlady any teneat wil wish for but my problem with is that anytime i bring any babe to the house, her mood wil change and she will not talk with me for a long time. This has been happening 4 long now and i have not have the courage to confront her.....ADVICE PLS

u can lie eeh!jst listen to urself.u moved in a month ago and the woman's attitude has been for a very long time?eeh'

olagamalin:
Heheheh.... Uniben & Lasu Law is all over your head, like a canopy

which uniben?Uniben that cudnt make one 2:1 In jst concluded law skul exams.if I hear

The op is wrong as it relates to law.AAU ekpoma is the best in law..make ur research well

I have Ebola,can it work out?...

Well,i dunno abt other guys shaa,but i get more LIKES than my female folks

moreeni:
Wetin face one person, na back e back another. You thought you got freebee, she might have offered to you selflessly like she never does. Here we have conflict of interests. Abeg, mind yourself. Even though God doesn't approve of her "selflessness", He doesn't like it when a woman cries. Mind yourself!

pls,who can tell me wat this one is saying?

Alobam,ekwensu na akpogi be that oo,hehehe...she is just waiting 4 d time to reach so that she go fegi agu,..nwa mbada i ga agbawa door very soon

nneh1:
By God's special grace I'll snap in such a romantic way like this one day.

yes,we go snap like this together soon love

Story for the gods

Mtn use style dey insult nigeria.so poverty level don reach like this in Nigeria,that one wud go and purchase #10 voucher?