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diddydiva:
thank u

Just saying the truth.
But you are welcome all the same.

diddydiva:
she broke up with you cos you are an ibo man ----- Not in love

she's back because u helped her------- gratitude

she will divorce when she pay you back probably with her body --------- certainly


think twice dude. it's better not to marry than to be stuck in marriage

hear! hear!!
here's a lady with brain.
well spoken o jare.

my lips r sealed.


*listening from d roof top*

chiomzy25:
if you still love her forgive her

Forgive ko? Forget ni?
Abeg forget the girl joor, she's but a bird of passage.

aanumama:
Money is really important, love alone is not enough, a relationship that lacks money will likely fail, money sure buys love, even if the other party has to pretend, love alone can't take the place of money in any relationship.
While I not saying all relationships should base on money, the man especially should know how to please the woman, then love will follow suit.
A lot of hypocrites will come here and say love is more important than money but I tell you money is really important.
Never heard of a case of any man or woman leaving his/ her partner because of there is money flow, all excuse they will give is there is no enough love but I tell you deep down a lot leave because of money.
Money is everything! It buys you all the love you want, abi how do one explain all those beautiful women ending up with them ugly old men, only money does that.

Do tell me why Tiger Woods wife filed for a divorce?
Or why Chris Rock filed for a divorce from his wife Malaak Compton after nearly twenty years of marriage?

So, wetin make I come do?

WTF to that?

Generals02:
Time registered: January 31, 2015

Pretty nice of you.
Very informative.
Just like a jambite

Very miopic view, nonetheless from a lady.
By now, I should think our ladies must have outgrown all these sorta reasoning by now.
*smh*

Yungwizzzy:
Broom ofcus!!!!!

You don't need 'umbrera' everytime but you can't live a day with using a broom

both the rich and the poor need broom to sweep out dirt (PDP/Corruption)

and remember before the white man brought umbrera our father's have been using broom

should we talk about the source of broom? The palm tree

The palm tree is believed to be the most economical plant in the world!! in terms of various things that is produced from it -like my lovely palm wine, red oil etc


And finally broom represents UNITY!!!!!!

Nigerians are united in this course of Change


come feBUHARI14 you will see what exactly I've been trying to explain!!


So tell me bout umbrera

You must be as backward as your certificate-less, debate boycotting general if you still use broom to clean your house.
Go get a vacuum cleaner my guy.
A broom has so many fucking substitutes.
Give me an umbrella substitute.
Talk of unity: can two use the same umbrella at once they be agreed? You can't share. Broom with someone else until you are done with it.
Guy make I leave you with your pea-size-brain general of cattle rearers.

Manchester United 3-1 Leicester City: Falcao & Van Persie on target.

Louis van Gaal & Co. banished memories of September's shock 5-3 loss to the newly promoted side with an efficient first-half display at Old Trafford.

Manchester United avenged their humiliating defeat to Leicester Cityearlier in the season by recording a 3-1 victory over the Premier League's basement club.
Louis van Gaal's side were beaten 5-3 at the King Power Stadium in September, but they never looked in danger of suffering a similar fate at Old Trafford on Saturday.
Robin van Persie opened the scoring with his first goal in five matches in all competitions - a well-taken 27th-minute effort following a teasing ball over the top from Daley Blind.
That strike was swiftly followed by Radamel Falcao's bundled second, before Wes Morgan sent the ball beyond his own goalkeeper just before half-time.
United failed to build on their healthy lead after the interval, and conceded a late Marcin Wasilewski header, but they comfortably staved off the kind of comeback that earned Leicester their remarkable win earlier in the campaign.
Victory lifts United above Southampton, who play Swansea on Sunday, into third, while Leicester remain rooted to the foot of the table.
United, who wore black armbands to mark the 57th anniversary of the Munich air disaster, made three changes from their goalless FA Cup draw at Cambridge United, while goalkeeper Mark Schwarzer was handed a first Premier League start for Leicester.
Despite United's best efforts to probe the Leicester defence, the veteran stopper went largely untested in the early stages, with Falcao flagged offside when he appeared to have found an opening.
Leicester scored with all five of their shots on target when the sides met in September, and their first opportunity fell to Jeffrey Schlupp, who - with United temporarily down to 10 men as Phil Jones laced up a new pair of boots - raced down the left. He was unable to shake off the attentions of Antonio Valencia as his shot went high and wide.
United broke the deadlock in the 27th minute as the architects of one of the most memorable goals of 2014 combined again.
Blind, who provided the assist forVan Persie's spectacular diving header against Spain at the World Cup, found his Netherlands team-mate with a ball over the top before the striker expertly hooked a shot beyond Schwarzer, despite appeals for offside.
Falcaothen pounced to force the ball over the line from close range after the goalkeeper had failed to hold an Angel Di Maria strike.
Having provided the assist for United's opener, Blind was again involved in United’s third as his header from a corner led toMorganinadvertently diverting past Schwarzer a minute before the break.
Leonardo Ulloa went down in the box under the challenge of Marcos Rojo just after the hour mark, but referee Martin Atkinson waved away the visitors' optimistic claims for a penalty.
While United may not have looked as dangerous during the second period, Leicester offered little going forward and looked destined to end the match without registering a single shot on target.
However,Wasilewskinodded home his first goal for more than three years from a Marc Albrighton cross with 10 minutes to go, although that proved little more than consolation for the well-beaten visitors.

Source: goal.com

De Bruyne and Dost leave champions reeling

Two brilliant first-half goals from the forward were followed by strikes from the former Chelsea midfielder, with Juan Bernat's goal scant consolation


Two goals each for Bas Dost and Kevin de Bruyne saw Wolfsburg stun Bayern Munich with an emphatic 4-1 win on Friday.
The first game back after Germany's mid-season break gave Wolfsburg's players and fans the opportunity to honour the life of 20-year-old midfielder Junior Mandala, who died in a car crash earlier this month, before kick-off.
Dieter Hecking's team, who were 11 points behind leaders Bayern in second before Friday's match, proceeded to give a stirring performance from the first whistle - Dost handing them a fourth-minute lead.
Making only his fourth start of an injury-hit campaign, Dutch striker Dost doubled his tally in first-half stoppage time before the excellent De Bruyne took centre-stage.
The Belgium international displayed visible emotion in memory of his countryman Mandala when he made it 3-0 in the 53rd minute.
Although Juan Bernat hit back for Bayern two minutes later, De Bruyne would mesmerizingly turn Dante inside-out to rifle in an unstoppable fourth and seal Bayern's worst league defeat since a 5-1 thrashing on the same ground in April 2009.
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Following a poignant pre-match tribute to Mandala - commemorated with a lengthy period of applause before a moment's silence - Wolfsburg stylishly took the lead from their first attack.
Luiz Gustavo intercepted Thomas Muller's pass to launch a clinical counterattack. Daniel Caligiuri's exquisite throughball from the right picked out De Bruyne, who selflessly touched the ball intoDost's path to stroke home.
Aside from the goal, Bayern largely bossed the early exchanges and Wolfsburg defender Robin Knoche made a timely block to deny Robert Lewandowski in the 14th minute.
The champions' usual poise deserted them as the half wore on and they might have been further behind when Xabi Alonso carelessly gave away possession to De Bruyne, but he was unable to pick out Dost on this occasion – the Dutchman scuffing another effort wide soon after.
However, he would not rue his misses for long.
Bayern half-cleared a stoppage-time set-piece and, althoughDost's contact did not appear to be completely clean, the Dutchman lashed into the top corner via the upright.
Though Caligiuri could not convert Ivan Perisic's superb left wing cross soon after the interval, Wolfsburg once again would not pay for their profligacy as Bayern's defensive efforts completely unravelled.
Centre-halves Jerome Boateng and Dante's eagerness to press up the field was exposed as a simple pass from Maximilian Arnold sentDe Bruyneracing clear to finish coolly.
Bayern reduced the deficit instantly -Bernatleft with a tap in as Naldo failed to clear his initial prod goalwards.
Wolfsburg were unbowed and Dost headed back across goal for Arnold to lift over from close range after Perisic had further joy down the Bayern right in the 57th minute.
Home goalkeeper Diego Benaglio pushed a firmly struck free kick from Arjen Robben over but, with 17 minutes to play,De Bruynehad the sensational final word.
Arnold was the provider once more as the number of league goals Bayern have conceded this season was doubled in one unforgettable outing.


Source:goal.com

*smh*



For over three months, e no pay him workers salaryn but he hs enough to throw away.


My question: Where the hell does he get the money from?


Blood-sucking politicians!!!

BlackTechnology:
APC Association of Progressive Criminals

right on point.
bloody motherfuckers them wanna bleed us dry.

There's a big difference between Problem, Palava, and Predicament.


The sende is in a serious Predicament!!!

What the Bleep is with the lip paint!!!

Enough to paint a full room if you ask me

nationwide1:
Cult followers of GMB, over to you. You can even list more than ten and reject Doyin Okupe's money as a mark of respect for the incorruptible general.

My my my.
Since you are one, let's hear it then.
Incorruptible my foot!
An epitome of corruption would be a better accolade.

Garrithe1st:
Wow!!!

I thought they said the Devil is boss in hell..

Or is OLEdepo a Deputy to Satan

*smh*
You should watch what you say.
Don't get caarried away with carelessness.

Presidential Aspriant's certificate forged!!!
The height of CHANGE!!![In a manner of speaking]

Ezibless:
I aint even looking at all.




That's ''his'' job,not mine.

Right you are once again, but "two heads are better than one" don't you think?

Ezibless:
Nobody's a saint.

Nice list though.

Plus if i can get a guy with half of that list,i'm fine






But if i see one with ALL? What the heck!

Sure nobody is, but then the guy you are looking for might just be around the corner.
The secret is: don't look to high upfor whoever said that "the way to a man's heart is his stomach was aiming a littletoo high"

APC has been consistent in saying that PDP has ruled Nigeria for 16 disastrous years in which corruption, impunity, insurgency, armed robbery and. several ills of society held sway. But at a very close look at the APC, I am seeing:
1)Rotimi Amaechi -8- years speaker; 7 years, Governor under PDP.
2)Atiku Abubakar – 8 years Vice president under PDP.
3)George Akume – 8 years Governor under PDP.
4)Bukola Saraki – 8 years Governor; 2 years, Senator under PDP.
5)Timipre Sylver – 4 years Governor under PDP. 6)Audu Ogbe – 2 years National Chairman of the PDP.
7)Aminu Masari – 4 years as the Speaker, House of Representatives under PDP.
Chris Ngige – 3 years Governor under PDP.
9)Rabiu Kwankwaso – 7 years Governor; 3 years Defense minister under PDP.
10)El Rufai – 4 years FCT Minister; 2 years BPE Chairman under PDP.
11)Tambuwal - 3years as Speaker House of Reps under PDP; and to cap it all, Obasanjo is the navigator of the APC, a man who spent 8 of the disastrous 16 years as the maximum ruler of Nigeria. It is now clear that APC is a waste basket of the PDP, where the people who created and perpetuated the 16 disastrous years are now dumped. So where is the change coming from? Are they now saints because they joined APC?
This is merely a change of NAME. Nigeria needs a change of MEN.

1. Will respect you in the presence of his friends and family members.

2. Cares a great deal about your thoughts.

3. Never puts you down when talking to you.

4. Supports your dreams and ambitions.

5. Enjoys the company of your family and friends.

6. Know how to make love to you.

7. Will not cheat on you.

8. Will not flirt with your girlfriends to the point of annoying you.

9. Always helps you with chores around the house.

10. Is always available to help when you need him.

11. Knows the importance for you to spend time with your friends and family members.

12. Will not use your weaknesses or secrets against you.

13. Will forgive and forget when you apologize for hurting his feelings.

14. Will marry you without waiting for too long.

15. Is patient and willing to work on your relationship problems.

16. Will not air your dirty laundry.

17. Always makes quality time to spend with you.

18. Will never hurt you physically or emotionally.

19. Feels your pain when you pass through hard times.

20. Knows how to caress, hug, kiss and fulfills your heart's romantic desires.

21. Love to see you happy and rejoices with you.

22. Tells you regularly that he loves you.

23. Surprise you with gift, even if the occasion is not special.

24. Will always call to find out how your day is going.

25. Will feel terrible when he forgets your birthday or anniversary and will make it up to you.

26. Will always admit his wrongs. ::::::::::::::::::

Feel free to add yours.

Proxy001:
whether we laugh at her or not she is still more qualified than brew Harry!! at least she has legitimate certificates/degrees. And all those girls laughing at our Dame , tell me how many responsible relationships not to talk of husband your so called polished English has won you. indeed its synanymous with the phrase " ugly girls dey wed while the fine ones they do ashoebi".. loooooools

ON POINT!!!!!

Empero1:
Every woman has a price tag , not necessarily money-wise . So , the very moment you discovered her immediate longing and solve the problem , automatically she will hand you over the key to unlock every lockable thing in her .

That just about sums up everything.
Ha!!! the pleasure of holding the key to every lockable in a lady.

HugeMac:
THIS COMING ELECTION IS NOT BTW THE NORTH
AND SOUTH OR BTW MUSLIMS AND CHRISTAINS
BUT ITS BTW THE NEW POLITICIANS WHO
BELIEVE IN TRANSFORMING NIGERIA AND THE
OLD THAT BELIEVE IN BACKWARD CHANGE TO
THE WAY OF THE PAST. I PRAY GOD TO OPEN
THE EYES OF OUR MISLED YOUTHS TO SEE. AND
KNOW THE TRUTH.

I beg to defer. New politicians?! Are majority of the APC party members not from PDP? And here you are calling them new Politicians. If a man of 72 is new, then how old will the old ones be?

Talking about the truth, this so called new Politicians promises change.
What we need is not a "change of name" which is what they are after but a "change of men" which they are not for they are the me corrupt politicians bearing a different name.
Imagine Oyinlola and Tinubu promising change! That's absurd if you ask me.
When Buhari says change, I bet he doesn't know what he's saying most of the time.
If you ask me, he's a man of questionable character to say the least.

AH!!!

Ikunle Oooooooooo

If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and
wake up on the bed.
― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in the next street and the owner's dog comes through the backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with sand.
- If you didn't write your name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it.
- If you didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when the lights went off.
- If you never waved @ white birds expectin your nails to be whiter
- If you neva heard of a ghost that stays under mango trees at nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it your car!
- If you didnt mix garri and sugar in your pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If you never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass and sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess your Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one you do
Do you know its not "jangilova epo motor?"
it is "JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!!" I bet
u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know
either until now I am sure 99.9 % of
adults that grew up in Nigeria don't know that the nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili"
is actually "standard living standard
living".

pendy79:
God punish PDP and all that belief in the killer party.

Since Certificate and labelling the General as Islamist is not working. it is now a resort to plan B, setup a bomb kill innocent souls so as to prevent people from attending future campaign rallies of the general.

God will continué to expose them till Nigeria is delivered from the pang of corruption and inept leadership.

CHANGE WILL COME, NO MATTER WHAT THEY DO.

Permit my derogatory language but it is very foolish and uncalled for to accuse PDP of a crime of this gravity.
Was the arrested man flying a flag of PDP, haas he said anything about being a contractor for PDP.
When next you want to comment, remember the words of Abacha, "Freedom of speech, I can guarantee but freedom after speech, that I can't guarantee"
You ought to be arrested and put behind the bars for this accusation.
Birds of feathers.

Redoil:
Too many problem plaguing nigeria.
Boko haram obeying the command of their islamic gods
people try to get rich quickly without lifting a finger.
Women who are unable to give birth are been insulted and assulted every day.
A presidential aspirant who does not have a school cert want to lord it over the whole nigeria

Lol
Lwkmd
Lmao
Rotfl

adaweezy:
I remember in JSS 2 I missed the promotion exams because I was on admission for two weeks while others were writing exams.
My friends were sad because they felt I was going to repeat the class since I didn't write the promotion exams to JSS 3 with them.
When school resumed for the new academic session, my class teacher promoted me to the next class. The Commandant summoned her to come and defend her action.
She simply told the Commandant that I had over 75% attendance and my continuous assessment in all subjects was above 90%. If not because I was sick and on admission at the Military Reference Hospital, I would have written the exams and pass. Base on these she has no choice but to promote me to the next class. Na so I take waka go JSS 3 without any evidence abi na certificate or result sef!
In my third term in SSS 1, your's truly was involved in an accident and I was in the hospital for over three months. I did not write the promotion exams to SSS 2. When school resumed for a new session, I just waka straight to SSS 2 and kontinu from there until I finally wrote WAYEC. At least I have two tishas who can tell the Prinspa that if not because of my accident, I would have actually pass the exams that was conducted. So there is no need to hold me back. Na so e just be.
I would have spent two extra years in secondary school due to unforeseen circumstances if my tishas had not given me a special waiver allowing me to proceed to the next class, when I was unable to write promotion exams in two different occasions.
Obviously there are students who wrote the exams and were asked to repeat the class because their body temperature was below optimal level. In fairness to them, I don't know why they failed but I have come to the realisation that exams is not a true test of knowledge. Most times I hardly have time for my books until few days to the exams and after that I try to detoxify my system and forget all the stuff I have imbibed into the medulla oblongata.
In this part of the world we believe so much in paper qualifications. The Prinspa abi na Headmaster of General Mohammadu Buhari stood surety for him and based on that, he was admitted into the Army, according to a statement credited to the Director of Defence Information (DDI) where he stated that the Military do not have Buhari's certificate, after the same military have previously attested to the fact that they have his papers. I don't know what to believe again gaskiya.
What are they looking for? Is it WAYEC?
Now based on the surety by Buhari's Prinspa, he was given an all clear nod to join the military. Did he excel in service? Yes of course. He did not only rose to the rank of a Major General, he held strategic positions and even became the Head of State.
So it is really foolhardy for anyone to question Buhari's academic credentials and eligibility for election when it is visible to the blind and audible to the deaf that he has more than the required qualification to run for office as President.
It is indeed a shame that the Military has allowed itself to be dragged into this needless controversy. All institutions in Nigeria has been debased and abuse under the regime of Goodluck Jonathan. The military has been struggling to redeem it's image over the protracted battle against insurgency which she has failed to bring to a logical conclusion. Allowing itself to be used by unscrupulous politicians to advance their selfish aims is another low point for the military.
I dismiss the statement credited to the DDI as partisan and call on the military high command to investigate him and mete out appropriate sanctions if he is found culpable. Our military must be insulated from abuse because we cannot afford to have "an Army of anything goes," as former Chief of Army Staff, General Salihu Ibrahim succinctly described the Army at his pulling out parade in 1994.
On a final note, even if Buhari submit Agege bread label as his certificate, we (Buharists) will vote for him!
Dazzol

BY:SONI AKOJI

Begging the question sir.
Do you or do you not have a WAEC Certificate?

vizkiz:
I can only see another man's future wife climbing, riding and smooching wizkid
thank God my girlfriend is from deeper life

Lwkmd