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pretydiva:
Wat should we do wit dis pix huh

y cutie, u stole my comment.
nw u av left me "speechless"

holatin:
no p and an hummer jeep for each member

I don hammer
#dancing "skelewu" and "shoki"

OliverQuinny:
Fish

Ok. Na fish you smoke that day bah?
Its ok, you are now officially OYO.

holatin:
hmmmmmmm this thing pass me oooo.
let me set a 5 man committee on this matter.

Bros, abeg, make you include me ooo.

ElFenomeno1:
You need to have your brain checked!

Seconded!

You meet your ex and on her first visit you don rush de f*ck her.
Were you sex starved.
Oloso biz no de go on strike ke!
Guy, go sleep jare.
If you dare quote me........

Tallesty1:
What I think?

Here is what I think...


Have you ever update an app and realize after running it that the "fixed issues" were all a lie and it will never be the same? That's what going back to an ex is like.

She will still dump you when money stops coming.

As for the pregnancy, give her all the support but don't marry her.

Reaping where one didn't sow is a sin, please don't allow her to commit that sin.

How are you even sure that the preg is yours?

GBAM!!!


Lobatan!

J12:
Look who's talking? You shamelessly slept with your son's wife, you are worse than a drug baron. Your first daughter hates you, your first son hates you, your wife hates you, everybody hates you. You couldn't a single proper election in this country.
You are a sick, senile and disgusting excuse for a human being.

WICKED
But on point.

EdCure:
Mama piss has never ceased to cause troubles, sorrows, death, anguish and some comic relief since she left Bayelsa Govt House

**Praying for the families of the diceased...**

Permit me to say that it was alwfully terrible, horrible, pathetic and inhumane for you to post this kind of comment.

Shouldn't have expected anything better from an Ass-hole by the way.

ritababe:
so are u calling me devil now?

Didn't say nothin like that!





Unless of course if.....

ritababe:
Am a virgin

My Pastor taught me that "the Devil is a Liar" but have come to understand that "the Liar is a Devil."

Abeg, na who give her belle

ritababe:
Am a virgin

my Pastor taught me that "the Devil is a Liar", but have come to realise that "the Liar is a Devil."

Adewunmi84:
This would have been averted if election was not postponed.GEJ,see what you have caused to one generation...

Hear! Hear!! Nairalanders.
Here is an Ass-hole.

What the hell has GEJ got to do with this now?

vinohh:
Val madness, mabe he wants to show his lover, that he can breath fine under water

Please sir, can you please tell us what's so funny?

aanumama:
He drag you enter thread, abi you no see the topic before you dive in

Hear hear, Nairalanders, here is lala hoping-to-be-girlfriend defending his cause

I lff you in pidgin.

lalasticlala, tell me wetin come concern me for this matter now.

Bayern Munich 8-0 Hamburg: Robben, Muller inspire demolition

Bayern Munich rack up customary hammering of Hamburg with an 8-0 Bundesliga thrashing at the Allianz Arena.

Arjen Robben and Thomas Muller produced inspirational displays as Bayern Munichdemolished Hamburg 8-0 at the Allianz Arena.
Pep Guardiola had demanded more from the Bundesliga champions prior to Saturday's game, after they had begun 2015 in uncharacteristically inconsistent fashion. And Bayern responded in style, as Guardiola's side once again hammered Hamburg — an opponent it put nine past in the corresponding fixture two seasons ago — with Robben and Muller shining.

Muller began the rout from the penalty spot, before Mario Gotze and a brilliant Robben strike put Bayern 3-0 up at the break. Robben added his second two minutes after the restart — his 14th goal in 17 Bundesliga appearances this season — before Robert Lewandowski and Muller made it six before the hour.
Franck Ribery, returning from his thigh injury, came off the bench to make it 7-0, before Gotze rounded the scoring off two minutes from time as Bayern warmed up for its UEFA Champions League last-16 trip to Shakhtar Donetsk on Tuesday in perfect fashion.

It did not take long for the hosts' intense pressing to force an error in the Hamburg defense, but Jaroslav Drobny did well to deny Muller after Robben's incisive pass in the fourth minute.
Robben and Muller continued to terrorize the Hamburg back line, and it was the latter who made the breakthrough from the spot in the 21st minute. Rafinha, making his first appearance of 2015 following an ankle injury, saw his cross strike the arm of Ronny Marcos and Muller coolly swept home the resulting penalty.

It took Bayern just two minutes to extend its lead, Gotze smashing in from close range after Drobny failed to hold Muller's powerful drive.
The champions were now rampant, and Robben put the result beyond doubt nine minutes before the interval. The Dutchman cut inside in trademark fashion after a lethal Bayern counterattack and curled a delightful effort in off the post from 30 yards.

Bayern opened up a four-goal lead a minute after the break, as Robben cruised past Ronny and beat Drobny at the near post. The fifth followed swiftly, Muller doubling his tally for the day with a sumptuous effort from 25 yards, curling it into the bottom-right corner.

Hamburg had no answer to Bayern's front line and Lewandowski added the sixth a minute after, tapping in from close range following Muller's squared pass. Guardiola then introduced Ribery for his first taste of action in 2015 and it took the Frenchman just 10 minutes to make his mark, pouncing on a rebound and slotting in from close range.

And Gotze was on hand to join Robben and Muller with a brace in the game as Bayern posted yet another thrashing of Hamburg.

#Source: goal.com

profjustine458:
Who is fooling who!
''Obasanjo and Atiku in 8yrs built one
UNIVERSITY each for themselves. - Bells and
ABTI....
Jonathan and Sambo in 4yrs built 14
universities for all Nigerians.''
PLEASE NOTE: OBJ and ATIKU are now
consultants/members for/of APC.... Seeking
CHANGE!!!

Hear hear Nairalanders, here is a thinking Nigerian with an unbiased view of things.

NB: you have my love

EdCure:
The change will be actualised.
No form of intimidation will deter us from reclaiming our country.

We are as determined as the shephards from the east who fixed their gaze on the lone star that guided them to the birthplace of Christ.

Sai Buhari!

Hear hear nairalanders, here is a lost fellow.

yemmit90:
Can someone tell me the full meaning of that name 'KiKi'?

Bless your soul sir. Here I am on Mt Everest wonderind the same thing.

Arrant bullshit

firstEVA:
ok she nailed it

I just hope it ain't Jesus she is nailing to the cross once more sha

menesheh:
Whats are they talking about, go to your Dictionary type corruption, paste your answer here and check out Stealing too


Stealing is part of corruption but is not actually the direct meaning of corruption.


One important thing to note in his exexplanation is that Nobody actually said that he said "stealing is good".

now, here is a guy with a brain in his head.

firstEVA:
I don't think it's a fashion blunder, she killed it.

no vex o, wetin she kill?

MuguliciousMUGU:
First it was kim kardashian na...ked pics, and the next was tonte dike na...ked pics, when she was taking her bath, and also maheeda did the same now we have yvonne jegede doing her own too...


No no no, that is not what we want to see, we want to see them cooking food, sweeping the house, doing early morning prayer and going to church, Ehen na,,.. We don tire to dey see their expired body, abi dem no get Nafdac number expiry date again?

my bros, even from Mt Everest here wey, i de, i still cant c d reason 4 dis nonsense picture or what nigerians r supposed to do with it
f*cking b*tch

MuguliciousMUGU:
ha!, they would happen na, konji is no respecter of any man.

In other news. Babe, your waist is very good. All i want is your waist...

You get past, but no future (manchester) you know what i mean? But you are looking good.

SECONDED!!!

But me go submit my application only after valentine to avoid some phrophecies

dkronicle:
whats d difference btw chess and draught ?

questionfor d gods
#olamide speaking, not me

pretydiva:
So wat should I do wif dis

Here I am too on Mt Everest thinking the same thing.

Why the f*ck should her visiting the hospital become my headache.

Wondering at the same time how her tweet has helped better the economy of Nigeria.

I don't blame her sha, I blame the op.

Arrant nonsense!!!
*hisses and leave*

JAMB QUESTION!!!

franconian:
With that skirt?, Chai... tell me where d tree day make I come pick cashew . I dey like cashew well well!


Babe, o fine gôn!!!

bros, na dere i dey o and d view from down here, my mouth no go fit desribe finish.

speaking biblically, "d earth was void n without form"

WICKEDNESS IN HIGH PLACES

OREMUSSANCTUS:
I ve #1m in ma acct, I don't ve money, I ve one house. Na wetin d man talk. Buh all his kids and grand kids are studying in d UK, and his wife just donated dis huge some of money, den ya begin to ask, where did dis woman get d money from? Buhari nids to tell us abt d $2.8b fela sang abt. He shld tell us wad and how he spent all dat money.

even from d top of everest here, i still cant c where she got d money from when her husbands claims he's a pauper.

looks like d change APC r ranting about is beginning to manifes