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RomanceRe: My Relationship Is About To Hit The Rock, Pls Advice , by emmancecute(m): 1:42am On Jul 18, 2021
Plain truth, your girl friend is into coded runz while you're away. She's an olosho but she still loves you. Question is if you're still interested in dating a public toilet.
EventsRe: Guests & Bouncers Struggling To Pick Money At Obi Cubana’s Mum's Funeral (Pics) by emmancecute(m): 1:23pm On Jul 17, 2021
Igbo amaka!
Christianity EtcRe: Daniel Olukoya Celebrates His 64th Birthday With His Wife All Loved-Up (Video) by emmancecute(m): 3:47pm On Jul 16, 2021
Happy birthday Daddy!
AutosRe: Registered 2008 Toyota Prado by emmancecute(op): 8:28am On Jul 15, 2021
Car still available.
AutosRe: Can't Afford Brand New Tyres? by emmancecute(op): 8:27am On Jul 15, 2021
Most times buying cheap things is not usually cheap at the long run, cos you might end up buying in 2 successions what buying one originally would have cost. Buy my grade A toks tyres and have peace of mind.
AutosRe: Registered 2001 Nissan Frontier(double Cabin) by emmancecute(op): 8:10pm On Jul 12, 2021
Buy and drive
AutosRe: Registered 2008 Toyota Prado by emmancecute(op): 8:10pm On Jul 12, 2021
Buy n drive
AutosRe: Can't Afford Brand New Tyres? by emmancecute(op):
Enjoy peace of mind on the road
AutosRe: Registered 2008 Toyota Prado by emmancecute(op): 7:25am On Jul 12, 2021
Still available
AutosRe: Registered 2001 Nissan Frontier(double Cabin) by emmancecute(op): 7:24am On Jul 12, 2021
Still available
AutosRe: Can't Afford Brand New Tyres? by emmancecute(op): 7:05am On Jul 11, 2021
Still in biz
AutosRe: Registered 2001 Nissan Frontier(double Cabin) by emmancecute(op): 7:05am On Jul 11, 2021
Buy and drive
AutosRe: Registered 2008 Toyota Prado by emmancecute(op): 7:04am On Jul 11, 2021
Buy and drive
AutosRe: Can't Afford Brand New Tyres? by emmancecute(op): 10:13pm On Jul 08, 2021
Yes, my type of toks tyres are not cheap. They're absolutely grade A toks tyres, gives you value for your money.
AutosRe: Registered 2008 Toyota Prado by emmancecute(op): 10:10pm On Jul 08, 2021
More pictures available on request.

AutosRegistered 2008 Toyota Prado by emmancecute(op): 10:06pm On Jul 08, 2021
Naija used 2008 toyota prado.
Engine, gear and suspension is in okay state.
Ac not working
Interior needs a bit of detailing
Exterior has some scratches and dents.
Engine is due for servicing.
Vehicle drives very smooth.
Location; Chevron drive, lekki, Lagos.
Asking price; 3.3m
Contact; 08139665811.

AutosRe: Registered 2001 Nissan Frontier(double Cabin) by emmancecute(op): 10:01pm On Jul 08, 2021
Antibettings:
If the owner fit collect 800k
Na farm work I wan dey use am for
perfect for farm work. Na 1m last.
CelebritiesRe: Abiola Adebayo Now A Master's Degree Holder by emmancecute(m):
PrinceMajestic:
After pussy hustling to get all they want they lie stupid lies about how they struggled. Congratulations but stop the lies already. Nigerian girls have been busted already. Small girl big God crew
I don't think this Lady is a pussy hunter like her peers.
AutosRe: Registered 2001 Nissan Frontier(double Cabin) by emmancecute(op): 3:23pm On Jul 05, 2021
Food don land
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by emmancecute(m): 12:03pm On Jul 05, 2021
Chai! O boy see dashboard. Guys dey scatter Lagos, See money....
AutosRe: Registered 2001 Nissan Frontier(double Cabin) by emmancecute(op): 9:57am On Jul 05, 2021
Video available on request
AutosRe: Registered 2001 Nissan Frontier(double Cabin) by emmancecute(op): 9:57am On Jul 05, 2021
Engine pic

AutosRe: Registered 2001 Nissan Frontier(double Cabin) by emmancecute(op): 9:56am On Jul 05, 2021
More pics.

AutosRegistered 2001 Nissan Frontier(double Cabin) by emmancecute(op): 9:27am On Jul 05, 2021
Naija used Nissan frontier available for sale. Owner is selling cos vehicle no longer fits purpose of use. Covid wasn't good on her business.
Engine and gear is ok.
Suspension isn't fantastic.
Will need small body works and repainting if buyer wishes.
Location: Mushin
Contact: 08139665811
Asking price: 1.3m

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by emmancecute(m): 5:30pm On Jun 27, 2021
Duke111:
I have proofs to show all of us here that dru and bazoo is the same account. Quote me to prove u right huh
another one don come ooooo. Meaning, he will show proof and chop the 50k himself? Guy better be sure what you're saying. No make this place explode in vain oooo.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by emmancecute(m): 3:19pm On Jun 27, 2021
ThierryJay:
Very smart one. Many thanks.

If I may ask further, what is like the best reliable tokunbo car (Toyota, Honda, Hyundai, Peugeot etc) one can get with a 1.8m budget and what is the best Naija used vehicle that can be gotten for 1.7million?
none but for naija used, toyota corolla/honda civic and with this figure, you should aim at few months/year used.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by emmancecute(m): 2:37pm On Jun 27, 2021
Felicity0001:
My bros 95% of drivers in Nigeria don't know how to drive.

Last week in my way home I was on the fast lane along the old abeakuta exp way after scheme 1 and I sighted a car coming out of that suco road beside abattoir I was horning for this man from the distance hoping he will do the right driving by maintaining the service lane since he's coming in from a branch or wait for me to speed pass but this stupid man wanted to form smart and entered into the speed lane, this was at night so the road was free and I was doing 60/80kmh... I'd to move to the right lane overtook him and then pulled over in his front blocking him... Opened my door and was coming out with my weapon (screw driver) in my hands... I was shouting at him already "is that how to drive? Are you mad??" Omo the man immediately started begging "sorry sorry sorry please"... Traffic don long immediately and other road users where insulting him as well.... I just went back into my car and drove off.

Most drivers don't have common sense at all.

na so I scratched one internationally last yr at mangoro b/s he was just changing lanes anyhow like he's driving F1... Me I dey my lane b4 you enter my front you first have to seek permission by traffigating then I can slow down to allow you if I can but if I know I can't slow down for you to enter maybe due to my speed and you stubbornly enter anything that happens you will supper for it. because b4 you negotiate another lane you must have at least 100m.

But many Lagos drivers believe so long they're the one in front and you hit them they are not wrong. That was exactly the rule that military man was trying to exercise the other time I had an issue at Oba Akran street but unfortunately for him there was no contact...

So drivers should always apply common sense while driving.

You're turning left while be in the right lane then wait to turn left just when you'd gotten to your turning point... Its totally wrong.

If the Lagos State traffic officers want to do their job enh a lot of we drivers I inclusive will be find wanting seriously.
I hope you keep scratching them intentionally, now that you drive your own car.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by emmancecute(m): 2:33pm On Jun 27, 2021
ThierryJay:
Hello guys, you are doing a great job on this thread!

I'm a newbie here and will really appreciate your advice concerning my e-hailing plans based on your wealth of experiences:

I have about 1.5 - 1.7million budget to get a car for bolt/uber and I'm faced with 2 options:

1. Buy a Tokunbo car: The pro is that it will give less issues for a while. The drawback is the long time of delivery due to importation process and of course the higher price.

2. Buy Naija used: Major risk here is that one may inherit several hidden legacy issues with the car. But I believe this can be mitigated with proper due diligence and by targeting first grade Naija used vehicles. The advantages here are that you get the car almost immediately and lower costs compared to Tokunbo.

Major question here is which option do I go for based on my budget and plans to avoid huge spends on repairs and maintenance? Also what model of vehicle is most suitable for e-hailing within the specified budget?

N.B: There is a third option. I have an Hyundai Elantra 2009 that is not so much in optimal condition (AC & radio not working, bad shocks and engine plugs, faulty car doors and worn out seats). I intend to sell the Hyundai and add money to make up the 1.5-1.7m budget. However, is it wise to totally upgrade the Elantra and use for ehailing instead of buying another car considering the upsurge in vehicle prices in Naija today?

Thanks as your responses flow in.
If Engine and transmission is great, revamp the third option, then go for the first option too. By so doing, you have 2 cars, drive one yourself and give one out on rental.
Car TalkRe: Peugeot: Cars With Attitude! by emmancecute(m): 6:30pm On Jun 26, 2021
febo15:
Hello everyone.
Please am asking for the recommended engine oil for EW7J4 engine brand.
Secondly, please can anyone help me check for the following Peugeot VIN VF38BRFN281449426. Thank you.
Total qwartz 7000, 10w40. Got it 12k the last time I bought it.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by emmancecute(m): 4:40pm On Jun 26, 2021
GeneralZodd:
It is not impersonation, it is called connection. people who are connected to the Army use all these previlege, beside the lieutenant colonel that gave me all these things to me is solidly rooted in the Army. The new appointed Air Marshall is his family relation. I have the colonel contact at any slightest provocation. No shaking.
Ok Sir.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by emmancecute(m): 4:28pm On Jun 26, 2021
GeneralZodd:
grin Nigeria police don too chop me for this business, I can't count how many times wey I don bribe them for road aside from going to their stations. I sat down one day and do calculation, money don enter 100k plus on bribe, I come vex go collect army sticker, banner and face cap from lieutenant colonel who happened to be a family friend.

Now the kind respect wey police men dey give me, no be small thing. Na Sir dem dey call me if I dey drive for road.

This inspired the Moniker I use "GeneralZodd"
Till you go jam the one wey go get mind ask for your id. Na that time you go know sey police no dey play with impersonation, especially this time wey everywhere choke. You need to upgrade your street OT too.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by emmancecute(m): 4:26pm On Jun 26, 2021
GeneralZodd:
grin Nigeria police don too chop me for this business, I can't count how many times wey I don bribe them for road aside from going to their stations. I sat down one day and do calculation, money don enter 100k plus on bribe, I come vex go collect army sticker, banner and face cap from lieutenant colonel who happened to be a family friend.

Now the kind respect wey police men dey give me, no be small thing. Na Sir dem dey call me if I dey drive for road.

This inspired the Moniker I use "GeneralZodd"
Till you go jam the one wey go get mind ask for your id. Na that time you go know sey police no dey play with impersonation, especially this time wey everywhere choke. You need to upgrade your street OT too.

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