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MekT: Laffing my ass off!

THANKS.

haykay2005: I just registered now!! DSSC 33,444

God will pave way when there seems to be no way. He walks in ways that we cannot see. He will make a way for us.
Lets trust in this God and also give our ability into doing exercise so as to keep ourselves fit.
Don't forget this pals, when Nigerian Navy form comes out also pick the form. You never can tell if this or that will be. Life at times don't give you what you love doing. Remember " trust in God".

haykay2005: I just registered now!! DSSC 33,444

I was young, now am getting old, I have never seen the righteous forsaken nor his seed beg for bread.

ringi82: guys I got invited for an interview by bestamos group. I don't know how real this is:

Good afternoon, In response to your
application sent to our
organization, you are among the shortlisted
candidate and therefore you are
hereby invited for an interview at BESTAMOS
GROUP
DATE: 11th May, 2013
VENUE: 3rd Floor, 18 Moloney Street, Onikan,
Lagos Island,
Lagos.
TIME: 10am.

Just visit them. But if they ask you for money do not give them a dime run for your life.

kelechi01: It means "laughing my ass off"

THANKS

MekT: huh?

Yea. I don't know the meaning of the acronym lmao as many people do use it.

Whats the meaning of lmao?

tosh26: Jυѕ† laugh it over and don't be offended. Everyone can ♍aKƸ̵ mistake. Αm eagerly waiting for †ђe form too. Nicago did said normal aptitude test question so αm assuming GMAT kind off questions,. ¶ hope he will tell us more.

Ok sir.

nicago: The questions are normal Gmat questions which are quite simple. However, ensure you have at your fingertips current affiars and Naval history..etc.

We shall succeed!!!

Thanks nicago. We shall definitely succeed.
Please can you assist me with past questions.

Young man please mind your business.

nicago: This time around I won"t miss it. I was chosen to attend the interview in 2011 after passing the exams BUT I was out of the country and didn"t get the information on time..

ONWARD TOGETHER!!!!

Please can you tell the house how their exams looks like, as in where to focus on.
Please house does anyöne know when Navy form will be out.

nicago: Me hehehehe...I just joined Nairaland this year...hehehehe..Emma pls get your facts right!!! You must be on fire truly.

Am sowi maybe am mistaking you for someöne else.

tosh26: He did wrote †ђe exams, read his update carefully.

I read his post last year on Nigerian Navy Dssc. He missed the test.

Analystshariff: Pls guyz... Wat abt IVI Consulting?. I was invited for an interviews by freshmanjobs in Abuja and they told us that we are going to be a freelance Marketers with coollink. They send us sms that we shuld pay 1500 as agency fees at Zenith Bank before we collect our confirmatn letter. Pls guys are they for real

Abeg u fit send d 1500 to my account.

tosh26: How was †ђe exam like? Wa§ it like †ђe normal Gmat question? Please fill us in̅.

He said he was out of the country. That means he missed the exam.

BECskills: I'v been goin tru dis thread with keen intrest n noticed d sharp cold warz goin on in d room. Howeva intrstn It ol seems, we must understnd d follwn: God is Supreme, 2. Once ur plans r allignd wif Gods den u gt no p @ ol. I'v witnessd some fellas whose name dint appear 4 d interview make it 2 d cadet training ground. Reason cos dia sponsor is a top rankn officer. Therefore, I'd enjoin pple who wish 2 join d NA 2 hve 1) genuine reasons 4 d job 2) trust no man. Finally my brethren, I would say we keep hope alive n olwys xpct d best. Nigeria would neva remain d way it is nw in d next 10-20yrs. Let's b d change we desire in any sector we find ourslves. For bbm fellas add me up on 23367d62. We cud tok Military n b hopeful. Love yall.

Thanks man. NICE WORDs.

fanny2580: You've been selected for test/oral interview 2morrow Monday 06/05/13 @ 15, Adekunbi Crescent, Off Oluwaleyimu St, Allen, Ikeja Lagos by 2pm prompt.

Hahaha. Health stream alliance. They are scammers. Don't waste your tfare.

cyril83: We have so many online doctors on this thread but yoruba education or fine art graduates in real life.


Doctors don't argue what they know.

Say what you know young man. Medicine is what it is today because people argued and prooved beyond reasonable doubt. In those days medicine was based on traditional and supersticious believes. It was not until the 18th century when Claude Bernard and Co. began using experimental evidence to argue out and replace the bizarre notions that was once purported by traditional and supersticious believes. Even when Galilee Galileo told the world that the Earth revolves round the Sun, our Popes, Cardinals and Bishops refuted his claims and accepted Ptolemy views that the Sun revolves round the earth and that the earth is the centre of the universe. Today, because of Galileos and Newtons arguement this has given rise to what we called modern day technology.
In Nigeria today no one seems to ask questions because of fear of the unknown. Lets always argue matters in life especially when it seems vague.
Remember " ARGUEMENT IS IMPORTANT IN LIFE" .
WHEN YOU GET TO THE CAMP AND THEY ASK YOU QUESTION DÖN'T ANSWER, DON'T ARGUE AND PROOF TO THEM WHAT YOU KNOW AND WAIT TO PASS AUTOMATICALLY.
This is my believe " we argue to settle" .

Ajalagideon: 6days 2d closure of d form. God I need ur help. I trust my God He can never disappoint me. He always shows me favour.
Pray dis prayer, Oh God, do not let pple of dis World ask me where is ur God in dis recruitment exercise.
God will not negnect us in Jesus Name.

Amen.

austinemar: Mchww! this Empty brain again...

Empty brain fellow.

miz tola: hey guys...how u all doing?? Just checkin in nd Wishin u all a lovely week ahead.Godbless(oga emma nd co hope u guys dont mind if i add u on 2go?)

You can add me.

Didiben: Lol am a ma'am @ emma;anyway,nothing do you........

thanks madam Didi.

Didiben: Dat'gud guys,hope 2see u guys there.@emma u try,u no fall my hand.

I'm humbled sir. I NO FIT FALL MY OGA HAND. Den no born me well if I try am. Tuale baba

cyril83: Noise makers thread....professional doctors don't make noise.

Noise is paramount in life. Cyril you must make noise and be obedient before you can scale through in life. The most quiet place on earth is the cementary, it's a place full of dead knowledge.
Medicine today is rational because so many scientist made scientific noise and arguements to counter the bizzare and traditional notions that once resisted mans reasoning. Even a woman in labour needs to make some noise to support uterine contraction during delivery. A baby must also make some noise during and after delivery, if not he will be beaten on his bum.
So also is life Mr Cyril. When you get to the camp don't keep silence when they ask you question. Have a ruling spirit and lead other potential military personnel from your state and with this and your physical stamina, as well as medicals I bet, you will scale through.
Don't forget this " NOISE IS PARAMOUNT IN LIFE.
AFTER WAR THERE IS PEACE. After arguements there is bound to be settlement and only an humble and mature person will apologise.

Didiben: @emma 4rm da way u relate wit others,i can tell ur a nice person;dis is so nt u.y nt be da bigger man & apologise,sincerely;it'll take nothing 4rm u sir.

Pals I apologise. Am sorry the way I acted.
@fsb I am truely sorry, lets bury the hatchet

TAE-KWON-DO:
KAI! U GUYS SHOULD STOP DIVERTING THIS THREAD 2 ANOTHER THING, IT WASN'T CREATED 4 UNNECESSARY ARGUMENTS. BETTER SET UP UR OWN HOSPITAL IF U'RE TOO GOOD.

BROS NO VEX. Just that we need to correct somethings in Nigeria. Am really not happy with the kind of doctors we have this days. They only go to school to increase their degree and forget knowledge. Even some Nurses and paramedics can give better treatment than some doctors can.
All the same bros no vex.

fsb: complete dumb f&@k...sabi sabi. If you don't know basic pathophysiology only God can help you. In the mean time, go and pass MRCP and USMLE before you are ready to talk medicine with me. If you don't get shortlisted na that time your eye go clear...

With you Nigerian doctors are in big problem. As for your pathophysiologic knowledge it is vague to me because your medical terminology are out of form. If I were you I would be ashamed that with my degree in medicine a first degree holder is challenging your authority. Having million degrees does not guarantee you, what matters is what your brain carries.
My advise is that you shouldn't mix up terms and try to update yourself because you deal with human lives and not toys.

sanilistic: doctors in the house i have this sudden high blood pressure reading of 140/100 and at times it goes up 2 like 150/110 consistently and i do joggins 3 days a week, but i still cant find any significant drop. the only way it goes down to like 120/80 is when i take a bp drug. my question to the doctors is that can somebody be screened out 4 having such a high blood pressure or can taking blood pressure medication be detected in the urine and blood test cos am scared of not having issues

Yea the metabolites of most antihypertensive agents can actually be detected during routine diagnosis, but I dön't think such test will be carried out at the camp ground.
Then as for you h.b.p probs it will be better to do your body mass index (BMI), that is check for your height and weight which will be calculated to give your BMI. And then also take hearts healthy diets such as food that contain Omega 3 fatty acid, garlic, wallnuts etc. If possible stop taking salt and also jung foods(as in processed food). This is because processed foods contain heavy fatty chain. Then try and reduce psychological stressful activities. Stop taking alcohol and ganja if you do. With this I believe your b.p. will return to normal. Then also check your B.P and whenever funny symptoms arise see your doctor.

fsb: dude, at this point of your life it is expected that you should have gained more wisdom to know when to speak and when to shut up...na sabi sabi be your problem. I have more than an MBBS for your info young man.

Quacks.
SO I SHOULDN'T SPEAK WHEN A MEDIC IS BREAKING GROUNDS WITH ERROR. Your degree level doesn't matter to me. Your knowledge is what matter, because if you have a degree more than MBBS and yet can write rubbish here, I wönder how you would treat your patients. God help the military, God help Nigeria.

idris4r83: There's a medical condition called athletic heart syndrome (AHS). It is common to athletes that undergoes strenuous training. It is not a disease but an adaptation of d heart to pump blood efficiently to the body. It causes thickening of the left ventricle of the heart. My point here is that in an electrocardiogram result it is difficult to distinguish it from a serious heart disease. doctors let's discuss dis

This is a good post man.
As for athletic heart syndrome it is actually very difficult to detect it using the ECG alone this is because besides AHS there are other heart disease condition that can produce same results during routine diagnostic scrutiny for individuals with AHS.
In order for an experienced physician to screen you, he must first know your history before subjecting you to laboratory text.
It is advisable for you to tell your physician that you do exercise on regularly bases.
There are varieties of medical text that can be used to detect AHS and these include:
Patients history, Chest x ray(CXR), ECG and echocardiography.
Echocardiography can be used to distinguish between physiologic and pathological conditions.
For my pals who do static or dynamic exercise regularly you are likely to have AHS but that shouldn't scare you because it is not a disease. It is actually your heart trying to adapt to various stress and aerobic conditiöns by becoming enlarge giving rise to what is termed cardiomegaly and bradycardia at rest ( sinus bradycardia). Your heart size can actually come to normal if you have AHS. When you stop doing exercise for 3 months or there about your heart size tends to come to its normal shape and your heart rate becomes normal.
For non athletes, when you are diagnosed of bradycardia, coupled with cardiohyperthropy and cardiomegaly that will authomatically disqualify you. This is because you are at a higher risk of having heart related issues during exercise. It would be better of if you do routine medical check up now.

fsb: sorry but where did u bag your MD? I'm wondering hw many cases of cardiomegaly you've seen in 'truck and wheel barrow' as you have mentioned....

Hahaha.... Which university did you attend? So you don't know that besides athletes and body builders truck pushers and wheel barrow boys also do aerobics on daily bases when they treck long distance with heavy loads. I wonder who taught you in school. The only thing you could do was to go to wikipedia and copy and paste what you saw there.
As for my tutor during my academic year in the university, he is an authority to Keith Moore. His name is Professor Igbigbi. Having ordinary MBBS does not give you voice. As for your definition it is lay mans. You should be able to make distinction between cardiomegaly an cardiomyopathy cardio hypertrophy. Crammer.

Lets always use medical terms properly with sound knowledge of what it means. For example someone made mention of cardiomegaly and was saying something else.
Cardiomegaly is the enlargement and/or thickening of the heart muscles. It is due to the heart muscles being exposed to strenous activities and is mainly seem among athletes and people who do strenous works like truck and wheel barrow. It can result to varieties of heart complication.