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Education / Re: List Of 20 Approved Private Universities In Nigeria by EmmanuelBanks: 9:17pm On Feb 03, 2021
gurunlocker:
Keep dishing out half-baked graduates...


abegg which school you graduate from first before I know how I go take reason ur matter...

because one thing I know about ppl that finished from all those over crowded substandard Nigeria public universities, is that they have so much hate for private universities students

jealousy no go kill some ppl...

I deyy wait ur response ooo

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Southampton (9 - 0) On 2nd February 2021 by EmmanuelBanks: 9:06pm On Feb 02, 2021
straight win for Manchester United

quote me after this match

GGMU
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Wolves Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 2nd February 2021 by EmmanuelBanks: 8:33pm On Feb 02, 2021
grin grin grin

omo another red card for Arsenal grin
Autos / Re: Barely Used 2014 Hyundai Samta Fe (full Option) Thumb Start Ignition by EmmanuelBanks: 7:11pm On Feb 02, 2021
mehn....I just like the way Hyundai build their SUVs.. one would wonder how this small nice columbo ride is 3 rows
by God grace I must buy this car I swear...

definitely this car is part of my bucket list...
op nice sale joor...God bless ur hustle

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Phones / Re: Government Moves NIN-SIM Linkage Deadline To April 6 by EmmanuelBanks: 11:29am On Feb 02, 2021
FalseProphet1:
I see line blockage unable to stand, I see telecommunications companies not complying to the government's directive, I see them not being able to block dedicated customers cos it will mean a drastic drop in profit for them. I see this NIN issue dying off cos more than 60% of Nigerians wouldn't register.

lol

haba prophet why you no add "this I have seen" this time around

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Politics / Re: Electricity Tariff Hike: See Huge Difference In 6 Months (photo) by EmmanuelBanks: 2:34pm On Jan 28, 2021
overseasnbeyond:
I spent 1.6million on my own to power my 4 bedroom home

It work 24 hours for about 2 years now and still working

All heavy equipment are turn off at night but work perfectly fine in the day time

Days of rain. or if the solar panel is dusty, it will need to be cleaned

thank you for your response Sir

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Romance / Re: The Deeper Life Lady I Want To Marry Doesn't Want To Know My Place by EmmanuelBanks: 2:26pm On Jan 28, 2021
Yippeedaniel:
Young king.. Be street wise, ths religious girls can be so ghetto.. I pray what happened to me don't happen to you. E go shock u


grin


abegg wetin happen to you bros...we won learn ooo
Politics / Re: Electricity Tariff Hike: See Huge Difference In 6 Months (photo) by EmmanuelBanks: 9:29am On Jan 28, 2021
overseasnbeyond:
The way forward is to go solar, The NEPA did not supply electricity for about 2 years to my house now and i don't care about that any longer because i generated light through solar.
The initial cost was high but the long run benefit is so satisfying..

pls I needed to ask you a small question bros...

1) What was the cos of setting up ur solar in your house?

2) Does the solar works 24/7 all through?

3) Can it carry heavy volt appliances like iron, electric cooker, fridge and the likes?

4) What are some of the downsides you have encountered with the solar so far??

pls I will be really grateful if you could take your time and answer the questions above...

GOD BLESS YOU

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Autos / Re: Lexus es350 with panoramic roof 2.9m by EmmanuelBanks: 9:16pm On Jan 25, 2021
cry cry cry cry shocked shocked shocked shocked

ahhh!!!!!!! op God go bless you for uploading this car for sale...

kai, how wish I get money for this sweet ride...

op you know why I like this car...na basically because of the color

it's called MATTE BLACK

God I have so much dreamt about that color all my life, I showed my frd the color of the car, and he his about repainting his Camry to matte black

this color suit fresh legit boys...

mehn anything matte is bae

I wish you happy sale

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Autos / Re: My 2nd Car by EmmanuelBanks: 9:25pm On Jan 23, 2021
greggng:



Thank you for your understanding and wisdom . Only a few are grateful for the job we do ....unfortunately the ungrateful ones end up in the hands of scammers ...pls forgive him ....he doesn't even know exactly what he wants

mr gregging I must say, you have done really well by not replying the op in an insultive way based on his response to you despite calling you an idiot...

this basically shows that you are a good businessman...

this attitude therefore has convinced me to do business with you when the time comes..stay safe

peace..

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Crime / Re: Suspected Armed Robbers Apprehended In Anambra (Photos) by EmmanuelBanks: 4:07pm On Jan 23, 2021
MoneyTrees:
This pvssy ass niggar again Of you like mention me from now till tomorrow I repeat you can never be a real nigarr Go and sin no more cheesy cheesy grin

chai...this guy, why are you so daft like this...
ur stupidity just eludes me
Autos / Re: 2010 Tokumbo Toyota Camry 07043477979 For 800k by EmmanuelBanks: 3:59pm On Jan 22, 2021
romenna:
Some wahala dey come in Toyota Camry oh. D price dey cheap die

lol, abi...even the op sef refuse to answer people's questions I tire ooo...
Crime / Re: Suspected Armed Robbers Apprehended In Anambra (Photos) by EmmanuelBanks: 3:57pm On Jan 22, 2021
MoneyTrees:
You will never be a real niggar
First, you've got a bad experience, that doesn't warrant you to lash out on someone who's simply doing charity work.
You had 4 cars & they were taken from you right? How many boys have you sponsored with iPhone to stay off the streets.
My dear friend nurse your wounds and believe that everything is alright. I don't support thieves I'm only against the way you bashed into that lady's comment without any epitome of respect ok
Don't do that
Else I repeat you will never be a real nigarr


Lol....everytime real nigger....yen yen yen yen yen yen. well am not surprised it is the only word ascribed to a junkie

see this pathetic imp, like I said earlier...when you are done dealing with your drug addiction that is when you have the right to mention me

Autos / Re: 2010 Tokumbo Toyota Camry 07043477979 For 800k by EmmanuelBanks: 1:18pm On Jan 22, 2021
adeautos114:
Super clean tokumbo vehicle with give away auction price buy and drive standard American spec with complete paperwork and accessories first body and accident free delivery services available Nationwide and other vehicles are available. Mr Adekunle 07043477979

please is the car still available....
Crime / Re: Suspected Armed Robbers Apprehended In Anambra (Photos) by EmmanuelBanks: 11:14pm On Jan 21, 2021
MoneyTrees:
You're not doing well
You can never be a real niggar, it's not necessary that you comment. Why? You sound so aggressive? Are you annoyed she did choose the fine boy? Well it's her money not yours & she's got freedom of emotions & besides it's not good to age shame anyone.
What she's done at her age you may or may never reach such target.
I smell low self-esteem here cos your comment is full of hate & that's not good.
Relax, smoke a jumbo sized Mali kush, pen an apology to the author you quoted
& Be a real nigarr


e no go better for you and your igbo wey you deyy smoke...

am not suprise, it is very apparent you are one chronic drug addict, who depends on drugs to sustain ur life...


only if you know what I have achieved in my life, I bet u wont opened ur mouth and say trash...have four cars one of them was stolen from these blood sucking thieves...who dont give a fvck whether you die or live...

next time before you quote me, take ur drug well and let it settle before you start sayin trash...
Crime / Re: Suspected Armed Robbers Apprehended In Anambra (Photos) by EmmanuelBanks: 1:20pm On Jan 21, 2021
Queenlovely:
armed robbers no dey finish for this country?
burning criminals since 200B.C yet they Damm the consequences and still commit.

armed robbery is not the problem of our society, it is a symptom of a bad system.

April 2007 on one rainy night, criminals scaled my fence thinking my security is sleeping. they caught this fine boy among them. My security has already disfigured some of them before handing them to police.

I was touched by that young boys story, he did his freedom after learning welding and fabrication, yet no capital to start something.

I also noticed that he is a first timer, my husband was furious that I should spare him, men are too jealous. I sent that boy to Germany to improve himself, and he is a boss today.

a society that abandon it residents without any safety net breeds criminal


madam shut the fvck up Jaree, so you felt for him because the boy was fine and fresh baa...nonsense, had it been the boy was ugly now, you no go talk anything about him


the mumu dey talk say her husband was jealous, jealous kee you there..

if they have stolen from you, that's when you will realised that an armed robber dont give a fvckk about you and whatever the fvck happen to you....


these are the guys that can kill to get their needs if need be...all my life I have been stolen from by this demons

mtchheeeewwwwww...nonsense and ingredient, you better opened ur eyes old woman
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (0 - 0) On 17th January 2021 by EmmanuelBanks: 7:34pm On Jan 17, 2021
Kinzo0917:
This game look like a fixed match. Those old papas that play pool said d game will end in a draw for the passed 3 days. Y I know carry this game ooooo


omo bros I swear I agree with you...if you chek that last man United counter attack, see the way pogba just drag that ball go back, whereby refusing to pass to three man you players on the run

omo that thin fear me...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (0 - 0) On 17th January 2021 by EmmanuelBanks: 4:24pm On Jan 17, 2021
Eryyy92:
it's all about the risk takers

YNWA
wish all the best man..Goodluck

though am a Manchester United fan..wouldn't want my team to loose..
Cheers grin
Family / Re: Does Someone's Name Affect Him/her?? by EmmanuelBanks: 2:10pm On Jan 16, 2021
Starke:
Imo Yea A lot of people called Joshua tend to be well liked and intelligent. People called Chioma or Ifeoma tend to be gentle or soft spoken. People called David seem to be coordinated People called Jennifer tend to be sexual freaks. People called Chinedu tend to be social stubborn. People called Joseph are randomly behaved. Mo particular tendency. People called Precious tend to be easily influenced. A lot more I cannot recall. So yea. I think name has a subtle effect.

your head dey there joorr.....
Autos / Re: Honda Accord 2007 Model For Sale by EmmanuelBanks: 10:32am On Jan 14, 2021
this op funny oo...you won sell car, but you off ur phone
wonder shall never end
Autos / Re: I Want To Purchase A Mercedes-benz C300 Please Advice on pros and cons by EmmanuelBanks: 2:21pm On Jan 13, 2021
BOT845764649561:
funnily enough, people wey dey give advice no get motor.


lol, I agree with you...

you can imagine, someone up there said the op should buy another car, that c300 too much for road...

as in does that statement even make sense to the person at all...chaii

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Autos / Re: Crazy Grand Cherokee SRT8 With Borla S Exhaust For Sale N3.4m by EmmanuelBanks: 2:06pm On Jan 13, 2021
grin grin grin grin


why do I feel like 2scrib is the same person as 2shure

lol, the way he prices car is interesting...some middle men are just so greedy

ride on Si, you deyy ur back......hahahahahahahahahaha

naso I go take price the car I go buy



2shure:
1.5m cash
Autos / Re: SOLD!! Registered 2008 Acura MDX - ₦1.4m by EmmanuelBanks: 8:00pm On Jan 12, 2021
FortifiedCity:
I don't think it's Honda. That's Acura.


Because Honda produces Acura...(Same company)

just like the way Toyota produces Lexus


peace.....

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Education / Re: FG Postpones School Resumption Indefinitely by EmmanuelBanks: 12:25am On Jan 12, 2021
cry cry embarassed embarassed

Kai...e no go better for this government ooo, so because ASUU said they dont want to resume, this stupid government had to lock down school indefinitely...

God why would this government keep following the trend in other developed countries

haaa I tire for this people, the funny thing is that, it was not as if cases were recorded or student died during the last resumption oooo

I repeated again, may God punish this stupid task force, e no go better for them..

And there is vaccine for it ooooo

chai, e no fit just better for those in that stupid task force board

The only thing that so called boss mustapha know how to say is lockdown indefinitely...Abokiii
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by EmmanuelBanks: 11:49pm On Jan 09, 2021
DemonInvoker:

Female Cults Exist but they are very secretive about their modus operandi.
They are still Secretive about their affairs.
During my days,You will see cult girls dating one cult guy or the other and they are the ones used as spies to set other cultists up.
In recent,times I see they just start dating different Cults guys and causing confusion and tension between rivals there by generating Hate and Potential War.If as a cult guy,you are dating a female cultist and you're not careful you will end up fighting many Wars.
They can create a fire where there's none or add fire to one harmless smoke.
For Example,In Uniport,we have the likes of Viqueens,Black Bra,Daughters of Jezebel and Amazon Damsels.
I Remember,In 1998 while we were still used to the NITEL Pay as you go toll lines on Campus...It was usually a long cue before it gets to your turn to make calls abroad or back home.
A scenario played out where a light skinned lady just came out of no where to the front to use the phone booth before you know there was an argument between the guy that was in front and the lady and before we go say Jack from "I'm gonna Slap you" I'm gonna Slap you"the Babe don Tear the guy better Slap wey make all him Boothe coins throway finish...This was coming just when there was this notion that Uniport was filled with bad girls and guys should watch out for them and Renouncing was secretly going on at the University Arena. So the Guy,Just held his Cheek and Walked away in Shame...While the lady was still foaming that She will deal with Him in this School...Me, I was just a Jambite trying to blend into my Life on Campus.
But I had an Elder brother who was notorious for causing Problems..He was in his Final Year but later graduated after one extra year....I didn't really know who he was and where he belonged until I started causing troubles and entering troubles with hard men.


wow!!!! thanks for this....
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by EmmanuelBanks: 11:46pm On Jan 09, 2021
opera1:


Yes, they exist. Continue reading, u will surely get there. Madam OBelz has done justice to it.

thanks, sure I will
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United V Watford : FA Cup : (1 - 0) - Live by EmmanuelBanks: 9:59pm On Jan 09, 2021
prinsam30:
today na today ooo, na just be my problem as i dey so, no be small money we dey talk here ooo

eyah bros sorry, I no think say that go work ooo...with wetin I deyy see

why you know carry them over 1.5 aleast...so the the big money go fit enter
grin

anyway goodluck
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by EmmanuelBanks: 7:19pm On Jan 09, 2021
saynotocultism:
AGAIN SAY NO TO CULTISM. NO CULT GROUP CAN PROTECT YOU..

Gone are the days where one cult group is more armed than the others, now every cult group has loads of firearms and ammunition. We are doing all we can but please i believe the best solution to do this is to warn all those not involve to never get involved. Please be wise . Your destiny lies with you . There is no gain in being a cult member . You are not in bondage and so you need no freedom ( blackkkaxe) . There is no ship for you to sail, if you want to be a sailor, please do it legitimately. The funniest thing is you will never get to step your feet on a ship not to talk of being a sailor if you become a cultist(vikkingsss). You will never fly if you join a cult , Humans are meant to walk and run and not fly(eiyee) . Please join the military legitimately if you love to be a soldier, no cult group can make you be a soldier ... what is the gain of being a soldier via cultism when you cannot identify your self to legitimate soldiers( maphitte ) . Please be wise..... No gain in all this. The only gain is death......


Happy New Year..


Op first of all happy new year...I jst stumble on this post 2 days ago in the crime section, and trust me I have e learnt so much about cultism...it is an eye opener for me, I will pass this thread momentarily to my family member to read, the youngs ones both boys and girls

pls I have a question, during my course of reading the thread from page to page, tho am in page 90+ now, non has talked about female cultism to an extent...


does it exist...God bless you

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Health / Re: Two People Drown In The River (Graphic Photos) by EmmanuelBanks: 11:50am On Jan 07, 2021
mehn RIP to the dead

e no easy for this country .sha...

🤦‍♂️😲😫😫
Romance / Re: In Need Of Sugarmummy by EmmanuelBanks: 4:01pm On Jan 06, 2021
Jonas11232002:
i sent u an email and called u to u did'nt respond

oga I tut you said you sent me an email....dint see any
Crime / Re: Hoodlums Attack Kobomoje, Ibadan. Kill People, Burn Houses, Cart Away Valuables by EmmanuelBanks: 3:58pm On Jan 06, 2021
MondayOsunbor:


oga wait until them stole your car then come and tell us the story
I know understand you ooo, make I wait till deyy steal my car...

..which kind grammer be this sef

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