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Politics / Re: Mobs Kill Six Bandits In Southern Kaduna.. by EmmanuelBanks: 7:18pm On Dec 25, 2020
it's apparent el-rufai will act like nothing happen ooo when it comes to Southern Kaduna issues....

constant attacks on southern Kaduna has postulated the facts that, there have been agenda to eradicate the Christians domicile in kaduna.

chai I dont know how human being will just unleash pain toward another like they will live forever...mmtchewwwww
Business / Re: Balogun Market Women Sing And Dance In Celebration Of Christmas In Lagos by EmmanuelBanks: 3:22pm On Dec 24, 2020
this government think they can just lock everyone in because of one nonsense virus...

note am not disputing the fact that there is no COVID, the issues is that its just highly overemphasize.

abegg, happiness is free, and any body is bound to tap from it...

merry Christmas to all my nairalanders, May God be with you, and the year 2021 surely shall bring forth good things to us ...

keep pushing and stay strong...

we cant come and kill ourselves grin

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Crime / Re: I Stole To Raise Money To Feature Davido Or Runtown In My Music - Car Thief by EmmanuelBanks: 12:14pm On Dec 24, 2020
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.....
What a pity...snatching to feature that untalented moda fuckkking frogged voice who uses too much voice enhancer in the studio is pathetic

Atleast if you must do shit to feature someone

Then it should be 2baba, burna boy and wizkid

Because those are the only Nigeria artistes with talent

Dumb fvck, repeating the same fvcking thing all the motherfuvking time...ode ewu

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Crime / Re: I Stole To Raise Money To Feature Davido Or Runtown In My Music - Car Thief by EmmanuelBanks: 12:11pm On Dec 24, 2020
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.....
What a pity...snatching to feature that untalented moda fuckkking frogged voice who uses too much voice enhancer in the studio is pathetic

Atleast if you must do shit to feature someone

Then it should be 2baba, burna boy and wizkid

Because those are the only Nigeria artistes with talent


everytime yen yen yen yen..like say you get talent, ur hatred ehn

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Nairaland / General / Re: Apostolic Church Members From Burial Involved In Accident In Akwa Ibom (Graphic) by EmmanuelBanks: 12:47pm On Dec 21, 2020
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Nairaland / General / Re: What Have You Lost Interest In? by EmmanuelBanks: 9:56pm On Dec 20, 2020
hmmm omo na sport betting ooo, I don't know what came over me..my frd told me as at August that he won 180k on betnaija . was so amazed by that...

na so me too go open account bet9ja, long story short I only won once which was 5300 naira since then..and I have lost almost 18k ooo
so my ppl I finally quit betting last month ooo, sent bet9ja an email to delete my account

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Politics / Re: Nicholas Ogunji: 17-Year-Old One-Day Abia Governor Sets Inmates Free (Photos) by EmmanuelBanks: 10:06pm On Dec 19, 2020
[quote author=osamz007 post=97229918][/quote]

this ur meme is soo funny I swear

Crime / Re: Leaked Chat: Queency Benna Threatening Dr Obi After She Wasn't Paid After Sex by EmmanuelBanks: 12:30pm On Dec 19, 2020
sapphiere:
Why do men always do this fake transfer thing?

Modified: Lalasticlala Mynd44, Seun
Nairaland boys are calling me a prostitute on this thread for speaking my mind. I hope you do the needful.

dem don scam you too

hahahahahaha
Crime / Re: Leaked Chat: Queency Benna Threatening Dr Obi After She Wasn't Paid After Sex by EmmanuelBanks: 12:30pm On Dec 19, 2020
[quote author=sapphiere post=97202704]Why do men always do this fake transfer thing?

den don scam this one too

hahahahahahahahaha
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For December 18 2020 In Nigeria by EmmanuelBanks: 1:01am On Dec 19, 2020
this NCDC ppl are mad oo...what type of nonsense figure is this again....

they should not just try another lockdown ooo

cause products and services are expensive already..

awon werey, for this festive period fah

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Crime / Re: Mexican Mum Hunts Down Cartel Members Who Murdered Her Daughter One By One by EmmanuelBanks: 10:17pm On Dec 18, 2020
Designtobuild:
I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and I will kill you

Whoever wrote this script line is a legend. This is one of the most epic movie lines of all time.

Meanwhile, maximum standing salute to this woman.

pls what movie is that line said
Crime / Re: Boko Haram Invades Yobe Community, Cart Away Gold Jewelry by EmmanuelBanks: 12:58am On Dec 18, 2020
abegg where is that nonsense Arewa guy, that normally claims North is safe all the mother fuccking time

oga bros, ur boko haram and bandits boy don leg enter Yobe oo...

deyy kill and destroy, their regular trade mark

everytime yen yen yen....yeye deyy smell
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield United Vs Manchester United - (2 - 3) On 17th December 2020 by EmmanuelBanks: 6:36pm On Dec 17, 2020
Haters you guys should calm down


United is winning this match... trust me
GGMU
Crime / Re: Bandits Kill 3 Zamfara Traders After Collecting N6m Ransom (Graphic) by EmmanuelBanks: 5:16pm On Dec 16, 2020
Arrewa:
look at them...

Just take good look at the comment section.... All you'll see is hatred and bitterness for a whole region because of the kidnapping in a village in Zamfara.

Out of 19 Northern state... We are facing security challenges in 3 northern states and That happens to be villages.

But because of the love and unity in the north... We share the pains of these states protesting and demanding for a secured north.

But bigots online and offline would come to tell us how the whole northern states has been terrorized.

Once there is kidnapping in any village in Zamfara.

They will come online to tell how there is kidnapping in the north... They will never mention zamfara.

They will never tell you people were kidnapped in a village in Zamfara or Kastina rather they would say north.

They're doing all this to send a signal that the whole of Northern states are unsafe.


Gombe is one of the safest state in Nigeria.

Bauchi is safe!!

Kano is safe!!

Adamawa is safe!!

Yobe is safe!!

Jigawa is safe!!

Kebbi is safe!!

Taraba is safe!!

And other northern states that hardly record case of robbery in a year.

The north is a region with 16 core northern states.

But children of hate would come online to tell the world how unsafe the whole northern region is.

The way you bigots always scream north up and down makes me believe that majority of u think that north is a state not a region.

You guys should stop all this senseless stereotypes!

My state kano is more developed and peaceful than the entire Eastern states put together.


oga shut the Fu cck up joorr, everytime you will be spewing trash...yen yen yen all the motherfu ccking time. who told you only three states are safe in the north. for ur information I served in the north, so all these things are not new to me. you wont mention Kaduna, Kastina, and many of them.

incase you dont know those other northern states are learning from the other kidnappers how they are cashing out...so it has now become a norm to them, don't it will soon happen to you(kidnap you) to know if north is safe or not.

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Autos / Re: Lexus RX350 For Sale. Its Purely Firstbody And With Nothing To Fix. Full Option by EmmanuelBanks: 1:38pm On Dec 14, 2020
Piston65:
wink wink


pls is the car still available, and if yes....what YEAR is it

urgent...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Burnley (0 - 1) On 13th December 2020 by EmmanuelBanks: 11:28pm On Dec 13, 2020
Splitmind:

Correct guy. grin grin
That show is more interesting than comedy central.
abeg share me the link pls, where
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City ( 0 -0 ) On 12th December 2020 by EmmanuelBanks: 12:29pm On Dec 13, 2020
RobbStark:


I make comment about a match you dey call me name abi, no wahala.
Man u na shitty club as e be now.
Man city fall hand not to pump them.

Europa way man u come na exit they wait them.
I know you are pained that no more champions League for una after all the gra gra.
Kpele, sorry, ndo.

before I continue with your ranting...first of all what club do you support
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City ( 0 -0 ) On 12th December 2020 by EmmanuelBanks: 11:36pm On Dec 12, 2020
RobbStark:
Man City dey fall hand.
So this shitty Utd way Arsenal use get 3points Man city no fit pump them.




see this ode, oya come score goal for man city now . it's obvious you re probably a Chelsea or an arsenal fan...the ode want make many loose

e pain am hahahahahahahahahaha
TV/Movies / Re: First Nigerian Animated Feature Film Debuts December 11 by EmmanuelBanks: 11:27pm On Dec 11, 2020
Depressed101:
disappointed thought they will have sense and go traditional like kiriku,but no they chose to waste 300million Naida on a badly copied copycat.... who will tell African stories, ?

MODIFIED
JUST WATCHED THE TEASER. for a starter they tried, saw iloibiri signboard in modern city , what I don't understand is why name it lady buckit when you can name it lady bola and why is the news caster using an Italian accent,wasn't he supposed to be a Nigerian?

where did you watch the teaser
Family / Re: I Feel So Suicidal Because Of My Marriage. by EmmanuelBanks: 12:14pm On Dec 08, 2020
grim33:
My guy don’t kill yourself.

You’ll gain nothing from that.

Here’s something you’ll gain from.
Read about “ redpill “ and “Mgtow “.

You’re only suffering because you’re not informed about the true nature of a woman.

Do yourself a favor and google the two key words I mentioned above ....

Thank me later.


pls Sir what's that "redpill" of a thin, I have been seen it...is there anything I can read regarding that, pls I want you to enlighten me Sir...


thanks....
Family / Re: I Feel So Suicidal Because Of My Marriage. by EmmanuelBanks: 12:06pm On Dec 08, 2020
MeeztaFabulouz:
It is really terrible to feel suicidal all because of marriage. I use use to see different news of how people commit suicide because of relationships and I always felt it was so stupid to think of suicide just because of a fail relationship.

Now I have seen it all clear that depression is really very bad especially when you feel so depressed in a marriage you work so hard and do everything to protect and make your family happy. Its very painful when you know honestly inside your heart that you don't cheat on your wife, provide everything she wants for herself and the kids even when business is quite rough.

She has no conscience and no regard for our union and our home. I am a guy that don't think about looking at wife's phone or suspecting her for anything but then after our first child she changed completely and as of today I don't know were I stand anymore because of my kids. I opened a business for her just so that she won't be like a house wife but she has completely taken the business more important than the family and wake up 4am to start cooking and close 8pm at night. Stressing herself so much but always complaining business is not moving and she is not making any money.

I sponsor everything in the home though am not complaining because that's what a man should do, but she does not have regard for anything or appreciate anything I do. Can you imagine I give her money for feeding weekly even though she is running a food business, she buys few food stuffs in the house which can stay almost two weeks without us eating them because we basically feed from food she cooks in her restaurant. I decided not to bother myself and just give her money to always ensure her business is moving and at least food will not be a problem for us.

One faithful day, I decided to check her phone because I observed a certain strange behavior about her and how she likes to off her phone at night or sometimes when I am around. I saw different chats with some two guys she claimed one was her ex boyfriend that just likes to check on her once in a while, and the other guy was someone I remember like coming to eat in her restaurant but she said they went to school together and he is working with a construction company doing a building project close to her restaurant. She also claimed that when they were in school he was asking her out even till they fished school but she preferred her ex boyfriend to him and when she had issues with her ex that was when I came into her life.

If the story she told me is true or not, I wasn't really bothered anymore because I know its normal for a woman you met at 26 years to have met other guys before you and obviously still has guys that don't respect people's marriage and still do anything to sleep with a married woman. But my paid now is because I feel so respected by many of the things she does and when I think of divorce, I only feel for my kids who will now have to grow up with another man or having to visit their mum and see her with another man.

Recently I have become so depressed that I have been thinking of suicide so that my kids will know their dad is no more rather than knowing that their dad is still alive but can only be with either daddy or mummy and not as a complete family. My depression is getting worse especially when I think about all I have done for her and the kids just to always make them happy but in return, she doest appreciate or even have any regard anymore for what is called "FAMILY"

Over 7 years now and at this point I really feel suicidal. Please I really need help because I make this big mistake.


oga wetin you read for her phone nawaoo


you just deyy give us story since...so tell us the bad thin she do now
Romance / Re: My Experience As A Bar Man In A Lagos Brothel . ( Life lesson) by EmmanuelBanks: 12:07am On Dec 08, 2020
LagosInter:


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You are right bro.

When I was young I used to think manual cars were better till I started driving my friend's automatic car.

Guys banging only oshos are missing a lot.

The intensity of orgasm and treatment you get from a girl who is into you can never be gotten from olosho even if you pay her 1m.

I would rather fuuckk a girl whose beauty is 4/10 that's into me than fuucckk a 9/10 olosho.

You won't know the difference till you experience it.

I used to have a girl that once she noticed I was hard, she would laugh and would ask, "Can you wait till I come back" ?




Most times If I said no, she would oblige immediately.

Her desire was my happiness. She did everything in this world to please me and have me all to herself.

I returned the favour as well and appreciated her efforts.

She never complained because she wanted the sex as much as I did. And initiated it most times. Unlike oloshos.

With her I knew I was a stud. I could do her for over an hour.

Most oloshos want you to cum even at the sight of the vagiina, but a girl into you wants the sex and wants you to last.



Or is it the moaning, that heat of the moment?

I heard one say he was sucking oloshos breast, lol.

What's there to suck, all her nerves are dead. Most of her moans are fake just to get you excited so you cum quick.

That's why she isn't happy if you stop a bit, maybe to control ejaculaation.

MOST ashawos are damaged. It's psychological, check stats. They are likened to war veterans.

They feel "looted" that's why many are drug addicts and junkies.

Trust me, I know what I am saying, I have been there.


ASIDE: I had a bj yesterday from a girl into me, she is a virgin. I don't want to deflower her sef. After smooching i told her i needed to releaase, she said, let's go, went on her kneees and did it, i saw the passion to please me, it increased my excitement and i came.

No olosho can give such bj, at least not with passion.

There is always a woman that likes you, go for her and appreciate her. That way things will be easier. Ubunja would call that "chosen"




wow , you really good with ur analogy and write up Sir...it was good read indeed...thank you for this. Sorry if I may ask, are you a lecturer or teacher
Politics / Re: Fresh #EndSARS Protest At Lekki Toll Gate, Lagos - AIT by EmmanuelBanks: 5:40pm On Dec 07, 2020
SilverNoGold:
Any idiot caught disrupting the peace of this great country in the name of one useless protest should be arrested and dealt with RUTHLESSLY in a manner that will shock Satan!

ANYWAY..

My advice to anyone joining this coup movement is this... First make peace with God Almighty.. Make sure you have repented and asked God for forgiveness.. Heaven and Hell are real.. REPENT NOW, for tomorrow - or maybe today? - might be too late..


it shall not be well with you and all your family member....
see ehn na police go shoot all of una die one by one

idiot first to comment, commenting nonsense

people are out there fighting for better Nigeria so that the life of you and ur posterity will be okay..

but no, yet you say you like Nigeria like this


thunder strike you down...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Manchester United : (1 - 3) On 5th December 2020 by EmmanuelBanks: 10:22pm On Dec 05, 2020
LEOSZ:
Up man u grin grin grin

is that car for sale....
Autos / Re: 2008 Lexus Rx350 With Android System Available @4.2m by EmmanuelBanks: 10:27pm On Dec 03, 2020
cry cry cry cry
mehn my dream car, chai...I must buy you one day...my love for this Lexus Rx 350 series is second to non

[quote author=FashAutos post=94505306]Fresh sales
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs PSG :UCL (1 - 3) On 2nd December 2020 by EmmanuelBanks: 4:12pm On Dec 02, 2020
Rico94:
Under 3.5 loading
another win for Manchester United

but the goals in this match no fit reach 3.5 bro, highest na 2.5
Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi Buys A Range Rover As A Christmas Gift by EmmanuelBanks: 5:01pm On Dec 01, 2020
harlee:
Congrats to him
Gat 4 cars already, dunno which car to buy for myself this period
grin,I am speaking it into existence

get a D O G D E Durango...is partly an SUV and also a muscle car...
I bet you you wont regret it

grin hahaha
grin,
Health / Re: 105 Tested Hiv-positive During Lockdown In Ogun – Govt by EmmanuelBanks: 11:32am On Nov 30, 2020
NellaObi:
i am gonna use this for my project
Mint used ps4 (Flat version). 1Terrabyte storage. 1 original ps4 wireless controller Fifa 18
135k firm
Pls Location is Lagos..
come to my WhatsApp through my signature.
70k cash...
Family / Re: I Married Into The Wrong Family.. (true Story) by EmmanuelBanks: 12:23am On Nov 29, 2020
Perfectsouth:
yeah he slept with her and she felt cheated according to her..

I was legally married to her, do you wish I become promiscuous?

1st born Sept 2
2nd Sept 28..
We are not living together, we stay in separate states and body no be firewood.

I am not a gum gum guy, from what I experienced in my family, I decided to stick to one woman to avoid my kids going through whatever I went through in life.


oga you dint even answer the 3rd question ahnie asked you, which is..after you were warned not to sleep with her, you were still sleeping with her.
I just tire for your matter, all this kind mumu men go deyy drag problem to their sef, wen is clear where the problem is coming from

bros try use ur hand arrange ur life for better ooo...I don waka
Autos / Re: SOLD ! Clean Registered Benz GL450 For Sale In Abuja by EmmanuelBanks: 12:19am On Nov 27, 2020
Jadeng:
Available..

nawao you are advertising a car online...but you only upload the exterior of the car without the interior

smh
Politics / Re: FIRS Chair In Allegation Of 36 Billion Naira Fraud by EmmanuelBanks: 7:57pm On Nov 26, 2020
Tonim:

[size=13pt][url=www.nationalmirrornews.com/+">http://64.233.169.132/search?q=cache:LODDJUkbO54J:www.nationalmirrornews.com/+%22FIRS+Chairman+In+N36bn+Fraud%22&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us]FIRS Chairman In N36bn Fraud[/url][/size]


http://www.nationalmirroronline.com/cove/article02

Serious allegation of looting and criminal diversion of $360 million (over N36 billion) has been brought before the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) aginst the chairman of Federal Inland Revenue Services (FIRS), Mrs Ifueko Omoigui-Okauru.


She, alongside officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria are being accused of defrauding the federal government through improper remitance of revenue from Chevron Group of Companies into the nation's coffers.


In a petition sent to the chairman of the Economics and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Mrs Farida Waziri, by Francis Mgboh and Co Fountain Advocate, Mrs Ifueko was said to have remitted the sum of $131 million out of the sum of $491, 509,203 being amount of tax revenue collected from Chevron Group.


The petition, which was dated November 17, 2008, was received by EFCC on November 20, 2008.
Others accused with Ifueko are Dike M.A., E. A Sulu and H.A. Ilo.

The petition states as follows:
Looting and Criminal Diversion of Govt Revenue to the tune of over 360 US million (N36 billion ) by Mrs Ifueko Omoigui Okauru, Dike M.A, E.A. Sulu, H.A. Ilo alongside officials of CBN.


The above subject matter refers. We are solicitor to ABZ Integrated Limited of Suite C1, Bensima House, Aguiyi Ironsi Street, Maitama Abuja and on whose behalf with instructions from the managing director, Fidelis Uzowanne, to forward this petition.


hello
TV/Movies / Re: Have You Ever Cried While Watching Films by EmmanuelBanks: 12:18am On Nov 24, 2020
Jorgemichael:


Guy I will advise you not to watch that movie. It's crazy men

lol why not, am even downloading it right now sef...the film came out 2019 riit

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