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Crime / Re: Hoodlums Attack Kobomoje, Ibadan. Kill People, Burn Houses, Cart Away Valuables by EmmanuelBanks: 3:09pm On Jan 06, 2021
chai mehn...smh


this is one of the reasons I never pity thieves when they are being subjected to jungle justice, believe me ppl is not as if I like it when a fellow man is killed in an inhumane manner....

but, omo if your things have been stolen before you will understand what am saying...just imaging this case now, hoodlums came to steal and destroyed peoples' property...just like that ooo

I remember the in my 200 level, it was during exam period...I bought a laptop newly for total sum of 130k then. not even up to two weeks I bought the system. on this faithful day I went to class to read for exams cause our papers were to start the next day...

lo and behold my ppl, as I came back to my room my box where I locked two weeks old system has been ripped off and laptop stolen...

omo I won die, reason being that I have not showed my p. man who I collected the money from for the laptop, so he taught that I scammed him even when I told him it was stolen...


guys, I nearly failed that semester oooo...just imagine me writing a paper and within a second I would start thinking of the stolen system.

chai, that was a bad experience ooo...that's y up till today, if I know that you are a thief as my frd, I jejely stay far away from you, if you drink or smoke I can manage you small ooo

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Romance / Re: In Need Of Sugarmummy by EmmanuelBanks: 2:46pm On Jan 06, 2021
Jonas11232002:
i sent u an email and called u to u did'nt respond

I picked bro...mayb you were not hearing me...let me chek my email asap
Sports / Re: Rashford Is Now The World's Most Valuable Footballer At £149 Million by EmmanuelBanks: 2:44pm On Jan 06, 2021
that's my star boy....

G G M you

I already knew he will be there some days....
Romance / Re: In Need Of Sugarmummy by EmmanuelBanks: 10:35am On Jan 06, 2021
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Romance / Re: In Need Of Sugarmummy by EmmanuelBanks: 10:34am On Jan 06, 2021
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Crime / Re: Allow Our Boyfriends To Chop Us When They Visit Us, Female Prisoners Begs Govt. by EmmanuelBanks: 9:59am On Jan 06, 2021
well if you ask me that's a good thing the government should approve....for an inmate doin life, atleatst the little thin the govt can do is granting him or her a little favour...

whether u like it or not my brothers and sisters KONJI NA BASTARD

And the first time you tasted sex, believe me, you would want to be having it all the motherfvcckking time

that's why some Rev. sisters that have had sex before becoming a sister find it very difficult to stay away from low key sex

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Celebrities / Re: Jide Kosoko Shares Fashola's Throwback Photo 55 Years Ago (Pix) by EmmanuelBanks: 12:25pm On Jan 05, 2021
grin grin grin grin grin grin


All hail detective Fasholla AKA Holmes

grin

But seriously ehn, this guy has been a fine boy oo...or should I say he has been a sugar boy to his sugar Daddy Tinubu

Happy birthday to you .sha....

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Politics / Re: Abubakar Girei: Only Osinbajo-Zulum Ticket Can Give APC Victory In 2023 Election by EmmanuelBanks: 9:42am On Jan 05, 2021
cant nigerians just filled in different aspirant entirely, from the so called APC and PDP...

God all this nonsense must stop

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Education / Re: Schools In Rivers State Resume On Monday, 4th January, 2021 by EmmanuelBanks: 12:13am On Jan 04, 2021
Jerrynet:
Wike should be warned in opening of schools. Because no single public and private outside the state capital is observing any covid 19 protocols. No single handwashing materials, no sanitizer in any of these schools in the state. No social distancing, no wearing of face masks and no even staggered classes as of last month. I went through all the public and private primary and secondary schools in Okrika LGA, i didnt see any of these that i have just mentioned. Sp the Governor should be very careful


oga shut up joor, was there any case recorded cases or did you hear of any death from the skls as a result of COVID 19 in the last resumption ode oshi


I no even no when una go get sense for this country, ur matter just tire me, after now you go say you re learned, open ur fvckinnng eyes
Celebrities / Re: Stanley Enow Tell Dj's In Cameroon To Stop Playing Nigerian Song by EmmanuelBanks: 12:05pm On Jan 03, 2021
mtcheewwwww, telling people not listening or play their choice of music is just like telling a baby not suck his/her mother's breast...

instead of him to ginger his fellow cameroonian artist to put in more work, and dish out good music to the people of Africa rather his ranting about stop playing Nigeria songs....misplaced priority ode oshi

Education / Re: School Reopening: Enugu Government To Meet With Stakeholders On Monday by EmmanuelBanks: 10:36am On Jan 03, 2021
Ensho:
Don't jeopardize the safety of the pupils oooo

why are you people talking like this, the last resumption did you hear of any case relating to a student contracting COVID 19...or did any of the students die..

so you re advocating for another lockdown, see make I know just swear for you ooo....ewu, ode oshii

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Politics / Re: Fulanis Has Flooded My Community In Kwara State by EmmanuelBanks: 9:47pm On Jan 02, 2021
psyco:
I dey come I'm still typing...
okay following...

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Politics / Re: Chika Onuegbu Is Dead by EmmanuelBanks: 9:43pm On Jan 02, 2021
Rest in peace sir,

everybody shall die one day, my only prayer is that hope they dont link it with Covid 19

I just hope schools resume before jan 18th
Politics / Re: Fulanis Has Flooded My Community In Kwara State by EmmanuelBanks: 9:34pm On Jan 02, 2021
Mehn, this is alarming..funny enough I have heard one of my frd who reside in illorin told me this, about the growing population of the fulanis.

This is why I have been advocating for restructuring in Nigeria, I even wrote an article on that. if a state is allowed to handle its security networks that will be a big plus to deter or curb insecurity in every states.
I used to think the fulani domination agenda was a gimmick, but is becoming glaring now. since restructuring is not feasible at the moment, I think the establishment of the local security networks for now will be a step in the right direction. in US they have NYPD, LAPD etc.. those are states police with respective jurisdictions


God Help Us....

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Education / Re: We Are Using 1971 Calendar In 2021 Check It Out by EmmanuelBanks: 9:32pm On Jan 02, 2021
no doubt history does repeat itself.....
Politics / Re: Biafra: ESN At Work As Fulani Herdsmen Are Sent Parking From Bushes In Ebonyi. by EmmanuelBanks: 9:00pm On Jan 02, 2021
I know they are trying to curb and deter insecurity, but from my own point of view this all shades of wrong....

the situation shouldn't have been approached in this manner, believe it or not this will surely pass a wrong a message to the hausa/fulanis, which may eventually lead to reciprocity.

God help us, the tension of secession in this country is really heightened, according to famous phrase which states that NIGERIA IS SITTING ON A TIME BOMB

my prayer is that I hope this dont generate into an ethnic conflict

Peace...
Politics / Re: 2021: Allow Soldiers Keep Beards, Wear Hijab – Islamic Group Tells Buhari by EmmanuelBanks: 4:18pm On Jan 02, 2021
this people done crase finally....

abeg how soldier go take deyy wear hijab, chai mehn this ppl are dragging this country backward

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (2 - 1) On 1st January 2020 by EmmanuelBanks: 9:49pm On Jan 01, 2021
mode update now, wetin deyy happen

man you leading
GGMU

grin

like for Manchester United share for Chelsea

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Romance / Re: Two Mates Fall For Same Woman On Holiday And Both Decide To Date Her (Photos) by EmmanuelBanks: 9:49pm On Dec 31, 2020
Zzor:
lol, her body will tell her


one thing I like about you Zzor, I must confess is that, you know how to take jokes

I have seen overtime here on this platform how some comments are targeted toward you, but you just brush it off like is nothing


kudos, dear...happy new yr, more money, more grace
Health / Re: Good Sex Great For Your Physical, Psychological Health by EmmanuelBanks: 9:44pm On Dec 31, 2020
Frustrated007:
unfortunately, good sex scarce for naija...
Nah so so stinking pussy full everywhere.
Even the so-called "classy" babes aren't exempt from this grin
You will see them with expensive cloths and phones..
Carry them go expensive hotel to f**k you will end up regretting spending money on the whole thing.


bros I swear I agree with you oo, e get one I try nak last month...

baba I won die oo, of the odour oozing from her pussy, I con say make I try do doggy...jesus worst mistake ever, I was just asphyxiating, to breath fresh air na problem...

na in I just try force my sef to cum oo, make she so carry herself deyy go, since then I never call her

say no to smelling pussy
Politics / Re: #BuhariTrain In Pictures by EmmanuelBanks: 1:05pm On Dec 31, 2020
seunmsg:
Recently, the completed Lagos-Ibadan railway was opened to the public for commercial operations. So many Nigerians from all parts of the country have been using the brand new train network to move from Lagos to Ibadan and vice versa.

In a show of gratitude to the Buhari administration for starting and completing the project, Nigerians on social media are giving testimonies and posting pictures of the excellent services they are enjoying on the train ride under the harshtag #BuhariTrain. Check some of their comments below.

https://mobile.twitter.com/search?q=%23BuhariTrain&src=trend_click&vertical=trends
TV/Movies / Re: What Are Your Top 5 Movies And Series Of All Time? by EmmanuelBanks: 4:24pm On Dec 30, 2020
hellohgy:
Top 5 Series of All Time.


Breaking Bad.


Game Of Thrones.


Fargo

Ozark.

The Boys.



bros I swear you get mouth, you see that breaking bad...na my best of all series be that
Politics / Re: Reps To Legalise Use, Sale Of Cannabis In Nigeria by EmmanuelBanks: 3:08pm On Dec 30, 2020
omojesu202:
hmnnn...
thank God say I don quit already...
they keep telling me weed is good that it's cigarette that do damages.
Before you know it weed has made me older than my age. I no want the temporary inspiration again, thank you.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha grin

baba eye don clear, you bin deyy get wrinkles abi...lol
Politics / Re: Reps To Legalise Use, Sale Of Cannabis In Nigeria by EmmanuelBanks: 3:08pm On Dec 30, 2020
omojesu202:
hmnnn...
thank God say I don quit already...
they keep telling me weed is good that it's cigarette that do damages.
Before you know it weed has made me older than my age. I no want the temporary inspiration again, thank you.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha grin
Autos / Re: How Did You Buy Your First Car by EmmanuelBanks: 2:30pm On Dec 30, 2020
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Wolves (1 - 0) On 29th December 2020 by EmmanuelBanks: 8:50pm On Dec 29, 2020
Faller:

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The things we do for likes and shares.....You want to reap where you did not sow....Lol....

.UP MAN UTD.....We Stan


lol, this is a must win match ooo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Wolves (1 - 0) On 29th December 2020 by EmmanuelBanks: 8:03pm On Dec 29, 2020
Another huge three points for my darling Manchester United

GGMU for life, reds all the way

in fact like for Manchester United share for Bruno grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by EmmanuelBanks: 10:39pm On Dec 28, 2020
Fvckhypocrite:
Alot of people put smiles on my ugly face, so dnt knw where to start from buh make i try
Denreledave
Keketu (this guy dey always asked ladies if they are the yellow gyal on advert board )
Silentandsmart2(eleribu founder)
Sammy07 - love the way he gat passion for his tribe
Transatlanticex
Godson1-ex biggesthead ( the dude always dey use ipob catch cruise)
Kapilta
Shamelessman100
Excuzeme
Lukaspodolski
Empiree
Afroknight
Racoon
Techmo
femi4
Nirfreak
dammnn.... people plenty jare

Omo thanks to seun nairaland don give me joy during sad moments


Nairaland no sweet like b4 base on say dem don banned some troll/trouble makers master

Make we see how 2021 go be for nairaland

Happy new year in advance to all my friends and enemy on nairaland.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 26th December 2020 by EmmanuelBanks: 8:49pm On Dec 26, 2020
Silentgroper:
From another liverpool fan. Chelsea is winning this 2 goals to nil.


lol e don finally shock you...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 26th December 2020 by EmmanuelBanks: 4:47pm On Dec 26, 2020
from an ardent Liverpool fan



Arsenal to win 2-1

e go shock all of una

as a matter of fact like for Arsenal share for Chelsea

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