Shugah:




The first page you see when you open nairaland forum is front page, say like the home page of a website and not every news appears there as you can see nairaland has different sections which guest readers can't access unless they register an account... For example; sexuality.

God bless you so much....wow you just made my day, thanks a lot. you should consider being a lecture lol...

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

When this viruse go end self


This thing nor funny again o

Like play like play
This thing go just remain like this for three months

since this coronavirus started, mehn Nigga ur comments have not been entertaining...I swear down

Davash222:
Nothing can stop this thread from hitting FP. I can bet my next girlfriend's breasts.

pls am new on the platform actually...there re some concepts here am not yet use to...pls what's the front page, since am already reading the new already is there a place set separately for front pages...pls someone should help me out, no offence thanks...

Sanchez01:
This so-called health minister is dumb as a donkey. And it is a shame that someone who ought to be grounded, is making a reckless, unfounded assertion about the virus.

Across the world, PROPER MEDICAL EXPERTS have advised against intimacy with a suspected partner, not because it can be transmitted sexually but because it can via air droplets, most importantly around confirmed victims who cough or sneeze recklessly.

COVID-19 is neither an STI nor an STD and it makes no sense saying it can be contracted via sex.

The statement of the health minister is not only controversial but worrisome, that a supposed health minister could be reckless over a case Nigeria has no mastery over.

Except it evolves or successfully mutates tomorrow (which we don't pray for), the virus has not been proven to be present in other bodily fluids like vaginal secretions or semen.

One wonders why Nigeria's health approach is horrible... It is no surprise knowing this kind of individual is our health minister.

COVID-19 is a respiratory disease with feverish signs as a bonus.

lol, heard the Minister for Health read Accounting...just imagine the country I live

Babatunde40:
Our system of records was made to be bad by politicians to ensure they can't track their embezzlement

in other news...

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in other news....

franchasng:
All the rich and affluent Nigerians should be mandated to make a donation to help poor Nigerians and to help Nigeria recover from the effects of this global pandemic when the pandemic is over very soon.

Dangote ought to donate at least $1billion to Nigerians at this perilous time, because the money he has today is Nigerian peoples' commonwealth past and present Nigerian leaders entrusted with him through various policies (FOREX waivers, tax waivers, monopoly, etc), direct and indirect contracts. Dangote should make that donation now because time is running out, and he should never dare make the donation to Kano state or Northeast or Northwest like he always do because his wealth came from Nigerians, especially from Niger Delta



1.) Dangote - $1billion

2.) Otedola - $50million

3.) Cosmos Maduka - $20million

4.) Arthur Eze - $10million

5.) Tony Elumelu - $60million

6.) Jim Ovia - $10million

7.) Bola Tinubu - $40million

8.) Leo Stan Eke - $10million

9.) Mrs Alakija - $60million

10.) Mohammed Indimi - $60million

and the list continues like that......


this is what they must do, FG should setup a committee to start the donation asap, because Nigeria need the fund to stimulate the economy back to normal after this whole global pandemic if not, Nigeria's economy will crumble after the pandemic is over and $ may rise to $1 = NGN700.




NOTE:
Nigerians should not panic much because coronavirus is a virus that thrive in mostly cold weather and climate regions. Nigeria being a tropical country with warm weather will not witness a wide spread and death like other countries. If you ever contract the virus, stay calm, make sure you take hot shower everyday you return back to your home.


Drink more of hot drinks, warm water and do away with cold drinks and cold food. Eat your meals when hot.


Boil clean water and add some menthol or balm in the water and inhale through your nostrils everyday.


Stop using AC in your car or at home, go out and take sunlight to warm your body. What has been saving Nigerians is our warm weather not any precaution. Stay calm, coronavirus will soon be over, we should be focusing on how to handle the economy recession that will follow after this global pandemic, because coronavirus will soon go!!

God bless you sir...

precautionary measures are always is needed in this time of horror, is a way of containing the virus..our prayer is that the virus should be contained any moment from now...God bless nigeria

TroubleMaker47:
After my bitter experience with an Umidigi i bought for mum yrs back. It's Samsung or nothing!

lol I feel ur pain bro, Samsung all the way...bought my samsung galaxy a70 last month...that phone is a beast in all ramifications

Nbote:
Looking at d bigger picture, what if dis was a grand scheme to free him up to contest in 2023??

oooh how I wish it would be like ...but the problem now remains the party he would join...anyways i will support him in any party. another question is that can a person who has been orchestrated from his native land contest for a any political office...i tthink that remains a big question . in brother shaggis voice I say tank youu

PapaBaby:
Only in Bubu's Nigeria will you find a corrupt character like Ganduje, removing an emir for (you guessed it) corruption.

Read the post well now for God sake, spit.
dint you read the post...the post stated that the Kano State
Executive Council dethroned Emir Sanusi....this simply me means
that it was unanimous vote among them and not just Ganduje. abeg
try and read well nextime
y re ppl still making this mistakes, which way now Nigerians

Ruggedniggaone:
jokes taking too far,is like ganduje lack good adviser because I don't know the reason why ganduje will dethrone a whole emir. does he even have such power?
like ganduje like buhari his boss senseless people

bros y re you this dumb for God sake, spit.
dint you read the post...the post stated that the Kano State Executive Council dethroned Emir Sanusi....this simply me means that it was unanimous vote among them and not just Ganduje. abeg try and read well nextime

Shibaraba:
Them still want play serieA today. Watch how the thing go spread after today

mumu I knew you dint read the post....dint you see where it was said that all seria A matches will be played behind closed doors...chai Africa Man

which kind joke b that now op...I deyy mad nii

Mymynd4u:
.. Las Las China use akoba adaba for South Korea and other states



Imagine, this is the Best time usa can just send nuclear bomb to China.. Let it bomb all of them and kill the virus at the same time..

Kill the host, and kill the carrier.


Then other nations carrier can be free


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RIP for the dead.. They don't deserve to die but the virus cut their life short....



chai....I dont a lady can be this dumb in making a comment, it's very obvious you dint get ur priorities right in school

May it be unfortunate for that virus, may it not be well with dt virus..

May sango, Ogun, laakaye, Amadioha kill that virus in Jesus name.. Amen

I dont know a lady can be this dumb in making a comment....its very obvious you dint get ur priorities right in school

Paganizonda:
Instead of replacing benzema this guy is substituting isco.
because of benzema he refused to sign a world class striker to replace Ronaldo.
one day the secret between benzema and zidane will be exposed. zidane should be sacked. we have had enough already.

mum man hahahahaha

Paganizonda:
Instead of replacing benzema this guy is substituting isco.
because of benzema he refused to sign a world class striker to replace Ronaldo.
one day the secret between benzema and zidane will be exposed. zidane should be sacked. we have had enough already.

mum man hahahahaha, ordinary one lost you deyy shout...when he won the copal cup for you guys...no noise that time ooo...anyways enjoy ur second leg

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it tas finish

LesbianBoy:
Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
West Ham scores!
Liverpool haters were are you guys o
Let's celebrate!
Unbeaten run is gonna end today

we deyy here ooo...gallant, if west ham win this my 450, 000 don sure, make I carry am go start my business

LesbianBoy:
Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
West Ham scores!
Liverpool haters were are you guys o
Let's celebrate!
Unbeaten run is gonna end today

we deyy here ooo...gallant, if west ham win this my 450, 000 don sure, make I carry am go start my business

Mehn what kind of story is this now...how did the woman carried out such attacks without the man defending himself, or was he subconscious or drugged...many questions though....all the same fear women ooo

Ekakamba:
Here bae.

I have been wondering...what re those in that pot

mezarddinny:
it is shameful to see how igbos are rejoicing because a yoruba man is dating an igbo lady, says a lot about the self esteem of the igbo tribe

Chaiiiiii....you wicked I swear

OgunLaakaye:
Dude is even still struggling.

Not even an Evija, Brabus or Maybach in the garage.

Chai...human beings re never satisfy

donstan18:
Traditionally, a man is the chief sponsor of any wedding ceremony while the woman supports in a way she can. Reason, it's expected a man goes into marriage when financially stable and ready.

Allocating 50% to her passed a message that you'll be a type of husband who will be after the statistics of the wife's earning and spending. You sure wouldn't have done what you did if you hadn't any knowledge of her earning, you acted because you know her earning and that's a red flag for Nigerian ladies, because they don't like dragging and equal responsibilities in a home.

You don't go direct when you want a woman to contribute financially to something. You go Tactically[Not imposing, but asking how and where she can take care of, she'll choose, no matter the percentage of her choice, you lock up, keep the planning going, pretend like you are cool and then sketch out a personal plan of how to act worried and restless before her, she'll wanna know the problem, act like you wanna hide it from her, she'll be worried and pissed that you are hiding things from her, then you'll come up with a story and open up that you are facing financial crisis and don't know how to sort some things out concerning the wedding, she'll willingly help with pity without seeing you as a stingy or mean person]

No be everything dem dey form mancho, you go dey use your head.

You've spent on traditional wedding and for that not to be a total waste, kindly go and meet her, reason with her and go tactical, not directly with authority.

Happy married life in advance!

The elder has spoken....heed to this

Muhammad2468:
See the uniform like boys brigade own

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Mistaicey2288:
Gbam! People are talking nonsense about this being a poor move by Manchester United out of desperation. But personally, i think its actually worth it. I mean, this is a player who helped Watford quality for EPL from Relegation back then. This is a player who was the highest goal scorer for Watford. A Player who won Afcon best player ahead of the likes of Salah, Mahrez etc and also, the present Captain of his team in China... I think he's got great potentials. Besides, this is just a loan move for the time being. If by the end of the Season, he proves himself worthy, he might end up getting a permanent deal and if not, he moves back to China. So it's not a bad deal afterall..

Lastly, Ighalo has always dreamt and hoped to be a Manchester United player in his lifetime. How else could one explain the fact that someone who is earning 300k Pounds a week in a Chinese club decides to agree on a deal to a club where he'll be getting 100k pounds a week? Yes! United is offering him 100k per week for his loan spell.. If that is not being passionate about Manchester United, then tell me what is? I even read that he turned down a move to Inter Milan... All we only want for now is an experienced striker to fill in Rashford's space now that he's on Injury... A striker who will give all it takes to score a goal... Also, as Nigerians let's always endeavour to support our own. Seeing a Nigerian player in Manchester United is indeed a great news.

Here's a picture of Ighalo in United Jersey back when he was younger..

Lol, bros you deny vex ooo...see as you just go dig the guy history...anyways nice though ���

Funny enough, it might actually be a good signing for the mean time....I believe ighalo can still do something

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