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Nigeria sucks ...

they arent single at OP..they just wanna remain unmarried as most of them go get sugar boy wey go dey sample them any time. who marriage help?

its the ladies choice to convert to any religion of hers...but my take is Muslims shouldn't come and attack other religions because of some ones conversion... Janet Jackson converts to Islam sometime ago and she was that it wasn't good for her but she left...
we all know that the woman in question did if for love. let her be..Jesus said...I know my sheep and my sheep knows me...enough of religious bantering...

kinibigdeal:
The North keep pushing the south against each other that if any southerner is making sense, the Southerner will kick against him while the North remain power drunk. To be candid, the North have succeeded in conquering the Youth in the south. Leave FFK personality and comprehend the obvious message

blindness or short sightedness is what I will name our southern youth.. if the coup should be stage now..they will all be hiding but a man with the heart of a lion open the can of worms of the northern oligarchy plot to wrestle power from a democratically elected government... its better we get the message and leave the messenger...when it happens, God forbids.we are all gonna be in it together.. Enugu of this tribal sentiments..

the scammer may be from Africa sha.... dumb asshole never got the message passed across since... hello track from Adele was a masterpiece...

I'm less concern with the above news but my take is they should fulfill their promise for the payment of liquidated Nigeria Airway's staff who are yet to receive their entitlements...PMB and co should look into this and do the needful...May 2017 is going again..

kennyblaze007:
Please guys,help me push this to front page.. I really do need help..

God will surprise you. I want you not to loose hope..I'll advise you to learn a skill or trade for now but it may take a while to getting your feet on the ground due to Lagos stress..there are so many opportunities online you can invest on. you don't need to think of crime, fraudulent acts etc...

OmaniPadmeHum:
Very correct Sir. HSE is in multi-industrial domains. Not just the oil sector.
The reason why people prefer the Oil and Gas Domain is because of the higher pay, especially if one is employed directly as a full staff to any of the Exploration and Production International Oil Companies. Besides the pay, the experience is also worth it.

There is HSE in Aviation/Air Transport, Agriculture, Oil and Gas, Power and Energy, Road/Road Transport (Road Safety), Marine (Boats, ships-vessels in various waters), Military (yes, you heard me), Building, School, Playground and Parks, Public (Public Safety and Health), etc. etc. In fact there is safety of anything that can cause us harm!

It is why the curriculum nowadays, is to develop techniques and skills and approaches, that you can apply in multi industrial domains. It is the reason why ISO31000 is being looked at and professionals are trying to make it suitable for (possibly) all countries of the world to adopt in Managing and Engineering HSE Risks.

When I did my MSc. In Safety Engineering (actually called "MSc. Risk Engineering: HSE Engineering and Management" or RE-SEAM), we were used to pilot this management and engineering techniques to the multiindustrial domain approach. I can practise safety engineering in a Probabilistic approach (e.g. Aviation) or in a Deterministic approach e.g Oil and Gas, depending on the sector I find myself.

Presently the Oil and Gas sector is migrating to the Probailistic approach due to the implementation of RBI Programs (Risk Based Inspection) for Asset Integrity Management (AIM).

It is this wholistic approach, the techniques and technical/engineering processes (drawings,calculations,designing etc.) that will be quite interesting to see taught in Nigeria someday at such an advanced level. I want to see where HSE professionals will not only do "Spot the Hazard" or "Slips Trips and Falls" or filling out work permits. I want to see them do prevention through design, human factor and ergonomics, functional safety IEC 61508 and 61511, dropped objects calculations, chemical process safety control, chemical reaction risk analyses, etc.

you are a pool of knowledge to derive more from.. I am a geology graduate.. I did HSE 1,2 and 3 at novelle during my NYSC last year.. I'm equally yet to get a job but I'll like to know what other professional certificate do I meet to add to the ones I had already to get better offers in the favor market...
I'll be glad to hear from you soon..thanks

you are on a long thing....most balling guys are into diabolic n Voodoo to tie down a client or rituals as they call it...but they are on oath never to disclose their source of wealth...as a prospective gboy.. u are to make your own research yourself and don't trust people. fish swallow fish..my one kobo advise..

Akinz0126:
Asaba, Nigeria
Someone said if you weren't in Minna yesterday for IBB's daughter's wedding, you are just a tenant in Nigeria.
The landlords gathered to wine and dine.
Someone complained about the number of private jets flown into the city yesterday as the Abuja-Minna road isn't motorable. Another one argued it doesn't matter. It was a class thing and it is rare seeing a JSS1 boy play ludo with someone writing UTME.
Someone also wondered why suicide bombers ignored these enemies of Nigeria and decided to attack University of Maiduguri, a citadel of learning where dreams are being built and nurtured.
Someone somewhere close to the wedding venue said he strained his eyes looking for the leaking PDP umbrella and the tiny APC broom yesterday and had to go home disappointed when he saw all of them hugging and smiling without talking about their parties.
Someone faraway in Abeokuta decided to analyze their sitting positions and nearly ended up in the hospital. His blood pressure rose.
Another one, a popular PDP apologist in Enugu, broke down in tears yesterday. He saw 'Bola Tinubu, the man behind his hero's political and electoral fate who still lambasted him days ago in Lagos, seated beside Goodluck Jonathan smiling sheepishly to the cameras.
Someone, an unrepentant APC loyalist, saw Ali Modu Sheriff and Ahmed Markafi stand together. He had always prayed for the total collapse of PDP. He couldn't eat yesternight anyway.
Someone watched Channels Television news and saw Governor Ganduje and his sworn enemy Kwankwaso seated inches apart. He is still praying to God to wake him from his nightmare.
Another one made sure he followed the news on radio waiting for any divisive religious matter to be raised only to hear voices of Bukola Saraki, a muslim, and Yakubu Dogara, a christian, screaming for those expensive wines. He is still changing stations with hopes.
Someone checked online media outlets yesternight and saw pictures of Yorubas, Hausas, Fulanis, Igbos all under one roof with their different tribal wears. There was no tribal statement. No tribal war. He broke the screen of his phone.
Here we are.
Continue defending these people who have divided you along religious, ethnic and tribal lines.
Continue with your gullibilty.
Continue with your nonsense.
What we need is just your brain. Don't bother asking us why.
I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A LOVELY WEEKEND?



Luke uche

Nigeria is a quicksand...

well done bro.. sagamu nigga...

i was almost scammed last year..just finished NYSC October, I met a mutual friend on FB named aminat dangote...she had a picture where she took with dangote himself and she gave me her PA number to call for job placement..after much deliberations on the job available.. the PA told me to send my CV and cover letter to one fake e-mail... afterwards... I was told to send 10k into one account.. I just laugh saying scammers wanting to rip me of my cash for Jobs..
since then, I was blocked from accessing the FB of the so called scammers..
Nigeria is now about fish swallowing fish...

DollarAngel:
Till Death Boss

I'll PM you... its rare seeing a Liverpool fan here...

DollarAngel:
Congratulations Chelsea, I wish Liverpool could emulate their recent trophies success

Liverpool certainly will come top next season

are u a kopite??
#YNWA...

everything you need to succeed is there at your fingertips.. what is the world wide web ( Internet) for? there are videos and PDF files on all these topics that you pay for..
I just downloaded some videos on affiliate marketing, MTurk, CPA, MLM that nobody can teach me singlehandedly which I understood at a go...the problem we have is our dependence on the status quo,ignorant and laziness.... all what you need is there for you to use..just throw in your fishing line to catch the fish..

i have them as padi but I wasn't interested as the oppression you will get when they balling.. you go want commit suicide... Nigerians are still learners when it come to this G-work...where ordinary mavrodi scammed a whole country of billions. Indians, Russians, Americans are first class scammers..that our guys do learn from.. who are the hackers that sells tools to our NAIJA guys?
make govt provide jobs and there should be constant electricity.. there will be production of stuffs..

Princedapace:
It is really pathetic.. I dont like the fact that the owners of this forum are not doing something about. If u must abuse, abuse the person and not the tribe. I am igbo and a core one. I hate what igbos and yorubas do here.. and it is annoying that no one gets banned for abusing a tribe directly or indirectly..

Seun should do something.. The comments and users engagement may be useful to his site...he should also consider the negative effects of such negative comments on tribes have on others..Seun should do something... no warning, just delete and ban anyone who brings or drags a tribe to a post...

crime knows no tribe or person..this trend of ethnic bantering may fuel crisis cum ethnic cleansing/massacre as was done between Tutsi and Hutsi in Rwanda in 1993.. everything is not all about money as the owner of this blog should bring sanity and tranquility back to this forum.. its not too late to ban anyone who is an ethnic bigot and promoter of hatred...
plsssss...this country is too big for us to be divided..all ethnic bigotry should stop...we are not happy seeing countless number of pages when such news is released and the funniest thing is that it always make front page...unity,peace and progress of Nigeria is our collective effort...

HazzanTazzan:
What works for me might not work for you...
Fiverr is making people stinking rich ...
I've seen Nigerians who have earned over 30M a year from Fiverr...

I'm interested in affiliate marketing as I have heard countless testimonies... bro how do I go about it and help me with books you affirmed help you achieve this uncommon feat...

Kealmin:
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Even me am still working on d stuff
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Desdemona:
I Started the year as a jobless graduate. I had recently resigned from my place of work. Having read so much about making money online. I took a bold step and decided to be open to genuine opportunities. I surfed the internet for hours; nairaland was not out if my reach during this period. Affiliate marketing caught my attention and while reading a certain thread, I came across a comment by "Nogen" on how she made over 2000 euros in three weeks by marketing for a gold company online. I got attracted by that comment and did everything possible to see that I reached her.

We finally did meet and learning that she was a working-mum of triplets beat my imagination. How was she able to combine working in a school, being a nanny to her triplets and working on line at the same time with ease? I set a target for myself and got to work. To say it was a roller-coaster ride would be one fat lie. But hey! it was more than worth it. I wanted to build a lasting career for myself; not a partaker of some ponzi scheme that would come crumbling. I began the journey Jan 22, 2017 and in March 30, I earned my first 2100 euros. You see, the same journey that took Nogen three weeks to accomplish, took me over two months but then, I still would applaud myself. If i didn't open my mind to the opportunity, I probably would never have come across such amount in a short period of time.

In this journey, I realized a few things, the reasons why many Nigerians are poor or leaving below standard:

Many Nigerian youths are lazy.
They are not interested in building their own dreams.
They lack the passion or drive for success.
They are daydreamers.
They live by excuses.

I learnt one major thing:

WHETHER YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN OR YOU CAN'T, YOU ARE RIGHT. BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU CHOOSE TO BELIEVE.

share your ideas and teach others how to fish..

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this life is full of irony..while there are two large rivers in this country,untapped but water supply and usage is done individually and a desert land is looking for water...
NAIJA sucks..

the country is gifted with the age bracket the OP gave..but my question is..

are we ready to follow the path the western world is going now?
do such person has the financial back up to win the election?

the electoral climate in Nigeria is too corrupt to allow such events to manifest albeit people desire cash back to cast vote in Nigeria thereby the politicians leave them after winning the election..

mind you... France went through the peasants revolution to get to where they are now.. we need reorientation and strong political will to get to this stage...

any how as long as Nigeria continues to function.. Nigeria is bigger than anybody...

PotatoSalad:
Nigeria doesn't suck, the government does. Everything you need is readily available on the internet.

I understood your point...what area will u advise me to venture into... online online online.. but one has to come up to something... skills needed I mean..if I may,how do I start?

now its certain that the chibok girls kidnapping was politically motivated...its the 2nd year running of this govt and second batch release of the school girls..why is it coincidence?? who are the negotiators? is boko haram still in sanbisa Forest that our military claimed to have conquered?? APC were playing this games but now..we all know the people this book haram..
anyone born out of woman by natural or CS that is behind boko haram, causing untold hardship, emotional trauma, bombings, massacre, kidnappings etc will not see the end of this year.. they will suffer and never see any to help them.. there life shall end miserably without any remedy..