₦airaland Forum

Could u just shut up? If u dnt have anything to say to journalists, just wave them and move on. Haba! What a trash!

Fulltime Draw. Penalties. Germany wins!


However, there's nothing God cannot change. Nigeria could still pull through. I wish them goodluck.

Well, i have done same twice without asking for a kobo. Though my phone has been stolen 3 times. If i found someone else's phone again, i would still ensure it gets back to the owner. I don't understand the craze about stealing people's phones. Thank you to the dude that returned your phone. He's a great guy. God will bless him.

Hijab is never part of a school uniform. If it were, why don't they wear it in private schools? So for those who say they should be allowed to wear hijabs in a traditional christian school, then the christians should also be allowed to wear their own religious garments to school. Why e de pain una?

3rd wify? How many does he have?
R.I.P to the dead.

This is not True at all. This news is unconfirmed and will remain UNCONFIRMED!

ststyreal:
I have tried doing that, but sincerely I can't figure out where they are coming in from. I heard there is this pepper called "black pepper", have you heard of it before? I was told it chases rats away. please do let me know if u are aware of it. thanks my friend.

To deal with rats? Simply buy rat poison of say N150. Then mix them in a sweet jollof rice. Dish it in small quantities about the size of an egg. Then serve them in the evening time around 8pm at different locations within your compound. Try repeat this process after a week. My dear, you will NOT see a rat in your apartment in the next 6 months. Tank me later.

Surely Amazing!

mirabel001:
it's a sin coz it might destroy ur life if care is nt taken

marriage is a sin, borrowing is a sin, buying on credit is a sin, payimgTo watch a match or to see a movie is sin. So many sin around. Abeg let people do betting 4get the story of it being a sin.

If you are not a cult member, it would be difficult for cultists to kill you. Through out my uni days, my best pals were cultists from different groups, but i decided i would not join any even with their enticements. That was how i survived.

It worked. Pls where's Airtel's own? Tanx op.

geez18:
so many fọ́ọ́lish people in nairaland

honestly!

Caseless:
I just discovered she's a senseless woman!

I stop loving people immediately they bring ethnic coloration into issues.

I do not agree with you. The govt should rather investigate those issues she pointed out cos they actually took place. If you become a DG someday and your staff behave in such a manner, am sure you will react too.

jstbeinhonest:
You are wrong,kobo does not occur in 3 digits.Op made a mistake however should have been 'comma' instead of 'fullstop'.

rogger that

snailspeed:
N795, 234.275

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I thought I saw 795 thousand, 234 naira only. OP pls check well.

I think one of ur organs is infected, the lungs, heart or kidney. Wish u well.

E NO FIT HAPPEN!

The dude that posted that funny story of a rumoured boko haram poisoned beans which he first gave to his dog, bingo etc.

I strongly believe there is a cabal that benefits from this subsidy payment that PMB can't call to order. Otherwise, what is the need for the nation to hold on to subsidy payment rather than deregulate?

Endtime visit!

they were not protesting. They were on a religious procession. Am not a muslim, but the military shouldn't have used live bullets on unarmed citizens. This can only happen in Nigeria. Over 50 of them killed.

Obviously, there is something the military has not told us as regards the attack on this unarmed shiite group.

In all of this, i strongly believe that Sugabelly is telling us the truth about what transpired btw her & Mustapha Audu.

yatch360:
How many lecturers do they have in the first place to sack that number

In fact, this was exactly the question I came here to ask. I dnt even believeit.

He has been settled!

MoltenMagma:
There is no N and C, just 6. I have checked several times yet I didn't see it.

My brain is not aging!

ur brain is surely ageing. There are C,6 & N in there my dear.

Time to get a new bank. Meanwhile, let me have d phone number, i may be able to send u d scammer's name & other details to forward to ur UBA.

jenyfah:
Don't Laugh alone!
Dem say Boko Haram don poison beans after I buy half bag
for house. From the one wey I cook, I give my dog, Bingo,
make im first test am. 45mins later, bingo still dey waka,
dey jolly. Na im I come chop my own. After I don chop
finish, my gateman run come tel me say bingo don die, hey!
I run enter house, begin drink full gallon of palm oil for my
belle, chop 22 bitter kola wit 3 long bitter leaf stem, chop
walnuts with the shell no time to crack, swallow moringa
with aloe vera as treatment combo. Garlic and onions be like
sweet for my mouth. I come dey sweat as if na oven be my
bedroom. I dey think say my life don finish. I come outside.
Na im gate man com they tell me say the driver wey kill
bingo wan come beg me! If na u, wetin u go do the gate
man? Don't laugh alone.........

the last time i laughed so wildly like this was about a year a go!

It's Rwanda, not Burundi.

First, dont think about it as a "problem". Dnt be afraid of a woman, no matter her size or status, plan to Bleep d hell out of her.Then, try watch some serious porn vidoes. Then try practice those strategies u see in those movies. By d time ur thru, u would have gone 60mins. Tank me later.

EternalBeing:
These people belong to the devil. Truth is, all of us would die. Yes, we need to try to prevent untimely death but you don't know for certain how u will die (bitter truth). Genuine Christians are not afraid of death. The genuine Christians they killed would soon be risen to live forever while the killers would weep and gnash their teeth forever in Hell Fire! JESUS is coming soon, REPENT!!!

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned
to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike
up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God,
or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and exclaimed "Oh my God, I have no idea" immediately he retorted " there is no God" but the deed has been done.
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

"Can man's 6cm brain know all about GOD that created an immeasurable universe? Even the greatest scientists with their giant mainframe computer technologies have not known 1 trillionth of the Universe, they can't even explain the Hand that hangs the Sun on nothing; it has not fallen form where HE placed it, the Hand that keeps the earth; not to veer off ever since it's been orbiting the Sun. The ALMIGHTY is immeasurable MIGHTY indeed!!!"

and u think i also read this bunch?

depressedsoul:
I was born and bred in Lagos Nigeria. i am over 30 but swimming in poverty. i attended a university in Ogun state but i dropped out due to the loss of my mother who happened to be my sponsor back then. My father died before i was 4years old so i had no one to fall back on. I am the only child and life has been so cruel to me. I have no job at hand. My fathers family has taken possession of his property at Agege Lagos because they insist my mother had me for another man due to stories i'm hearing for the first time since my parent's demise. The story of my life is so wide, bitter and depressing. The moral of my epistle is that i need a casual job to survive. I am contemplating suicide at the moment and i almost drank sniper insecticide today. This is my last attempt at survival before i do the needful on my existence. Nairalanders please help me find any legal job be it unskilled labour. I have tried and tried but to no avail. Pardon me for been incoherent. I am a depressed soul waiting to see if my life can have a second chance.

This is not fraud nor scam. if you really want to know how real my story is kindly send me a private message.

try "pon pon", it's always available at construction sites. It's better than suicide wit insecticde!