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Stay at home. This is not the time to wakabout, una no go hear!

Negodu

Bill Gates has a hand in these deaths through his population control agenda. His people must have introduced some harmful drug or even food in Kano. They may have stealthily introduced something through the WATER in KANO. The government in Kano may also be aware but may have been drained because of the bribe they have received. You know the governor likes dollars a lot.

eddieguru:
Hello nairalanders,


Although, I'm not good at writing

I had sex with a girl I met on Facebook, and now my urine hurts.

I'm currently taking injections and drugs, but I don't really know what I've been infected with...

While I'm taking treatment i've been having coloured urine ( yellow, brown and orange)

Guys I'm simply confused right now...advise a brother

So who is giving you injections without tests? A clinical test would reveal what the problem could be.

Please someone should help with the lady's contact so we can generate something for her to hold on to during this lockdown. Thank you.

daddytime:
Idiots...

It is sometimes more honorable to just keep shut instead of always trying to pull a spin and end up making a mockery of yourselves.

But you can flog innocent hungry citizens being forced out by hunger and a means to survive.

If you can't enforce a law unitarily, why get selective in dispensing justice?

The stupid Garba and Femi truly see themselves as master spin doctors including that Bashir wey dey break bottle with English for Twitter.

Exactly what I was thinking.

Fake news!

Lagos State is a huge joke

Aladdin1:
At a time of the nite when they ought to be sleeping in their beds.these small boys are up robbing.cant you see its becos of hunger? these are not just regular armed robber.these are frustuated and hungry street boys.See how malnourished,weak and dejected they look on the floor.

how can they sleep, do you really understand what hunger means?

It just doesn't make Common Sense to return to Nigeria where the healthcare infrastructure is nothing to right home about. Please stay there!

Is it that 2 derica of rice, 2 derica of beans and 2 sachets of Gino pepper?

I don't want abeg. Don't bring that thing to my house. I just beg you in God's name.

ikorodureporta:
my most painful experience in football

I tell you. I have never had it so rough ever since. I was so heartbroken!

There is nothing linking Hon. Akin Alabi directly or personally with the art work. So rejecting it shouldn't be seen as being wicked!

Governor Sanwo-Olu, the least you can do, the very least, is to give your food relief items to all Lagos State residents who have registered with LESRA and are in need of the relief. This is the very least you can do for us. I know a lot other families need your assistance but due to lack of data, it may be difficult to identify them but at least give to those who are registered residents who need it. It must not be less than half a bag of rice, a carton of tomato paste, 5 litres of vegetable oil, at least two paints of beans, Thank you Sir.

I have been saying it. Our hot environment decimates the virus before it gets into our bodies thereby weakening it. This explains our low number of casualties. God bless Nigeria!

NNPC and it's associates also donated 11billion naira. Add that to the 9 billion naira you mentioned, that's 20 billion naira. I have not forgotten the 50 million Atiku donated and the dude who donated 50,000 pounds.Infact, we also know about many others. We are seriously following up on these donations as they come in. So don't ever give us false figures cos we know all of them. Our problem is how you going to spend this money. Thank you.

shadelek:
Betting is the most miserable things happening to our youths (including me myself). Once you're addicted to it, you'll advance to casino, virtual, racing and every betting activities.
I'm praying for God's deliverance from betting. If you haven't been playing, pls stay away from it for God's sake.

I make a living on sports betting. In fact, I work online 24/7. Betting is quite rewarding if you know how to handle it. It's hard to win but if you remove greed, you can make it happen. It's iswhen you bet without brains that you can be called a lazy man. Some of my friends who do 6 to 6 jobs come to borrow from me occasionally. Stop rubbishing sports betting. It is not as bad as you portray it. And if you don't bet, stay away from the topic!

Sometimes I wonder why people take Panadol on another person's headache. Is it your money that they use to bet? Have you ever provided them with a job and they refused to take it? What form of assistance have you ever rendered to them? Do you sincerely think you are holier than them? Why are you so stupid upstairs? Why don't you go and ask the betting companies to close shop or ask the government to withdraw their licenses? I just don't get it!

GALATICOS3015:
More suspension to be announce. . . Nothing to play for, why not stop now you "lazy youth" according to Bubu

There is nothing wey Musa no go see for gate.

When I thought I have seen all, this then came forward. Naija, I hail o!

Persons marrying into a Royal Family ought to have understood the conditions in its entirety, not to disrupt an age long tradition midway. Harry allowed himself to be used to complete what his mom,Diana, started. He will definitely face the consequences. I doubt if he or Meghan will not be assassinated.

Trapping:
US will pay dearly for this folly. Killing a government official OPENLY (Not in a war theatre) and admitting to it, is the most foolish thing that has been done since world warII.

What Trump had effectively done by Killing Soleimani is that he has established that in this war of attrition between nations killing foreign diplomats is a fair game.

I repeat, going after a diplomat and killing him publicly is a no-no and I believe the US will regret this action, and this may hurt trumps chance of reelection. Iran is no pushover!!

Iran first killed a US military contractor. Why do you always leave out that side of the story?

Why is the son not playing soccer?
Just asking cos it looks strange!

This thread is the only soothing story I have read on Nairaland in a decade!

DonFreshmoney:
You mean that you cant live without AC or what.. less than an hour in the air and you want to feel like a boss... AC choke you dere

AC is the only source of air especially when an aircraft is airborne, that's if you understand the grammar. So it is not luxury, the ac simply has to work. Have you been on an aircraft before?

OK, I am also interested.

I am speechless!

Fake! The highest amount anyone can bet on Bet9ja is 10 Million Naira. So it was not because of betting that the man committed suicide!

Said to be a former militant. Once arrested for armed robbery. Has been declared WANTED Dead or Alive!

66 million Euros, 15 million Euros? Op, or whoever gave you this info wants to kill you with LIES. most of these cars do not cost up to 1million Euro. How can you come here on nairaland to feed us with 1982 lies? Abegi, do your research and get back to us, nwanne, as for this one , you lied.

NO BODY SHOULD COOK PONMO IN THIS HOUSE AGAIN!

This is hate speech. This is Treason. or are the authorities not reasoning it that way?

What an AUDACITY!
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In my own land ?

OK, nnaa, do your worst.
There will be no Ruga, no Colony and no Ranching in SOUTHERN Nigeria, period!