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These are all trash.................. Adam and Eve yoruba koh! Ibadan ni!! koh oshi lo jare

africanpride1:
All very true, and Greatness runs in all Olukumi Blood (Yoruba Blood). Olukumis know thyself! Haven't you wondered why Hiphop Songs with Yorubas lyrics is ever melodius in the Ears of every Humanity. No matter the Country you go, you see those that don't even understand what is being said moving to the Melodius Yoruba Rythym. This is because their Soul understands the Language that our CREATOR Spoke with Adam and Eve, the Original Hebrew Language is Yoruba. The evidence is still very Visible in the Aramaic Hebrew and other Hebrew being Spoken today. The first Breathe of the CREATOR was into Adam the First Olukunmi then unto the rest of Humanity. There are White People inside we Black People, but their are not Black People inside white People because they don't have the Capacity to Carry us. They Descnded from us as their Father and Mother. The whole World is upside down Today because Satan got the White People to Break the Law of "Honour Thy Father and Thy Mother!"

But lately, our Yoruba youths were deceived because they don't know their own History. Yorubas are Specially Created Spiritual Beings, the Original Code of Pure Humanity's Creation is still Retained undiluted in Yorubas. Both ALMIGHTY CREATOR of Humanity and Satan value Yorubas as greatly Treasured Beings. Haven't you ever wondered?! Other African tribes created Churches just as Yorubas did to Serve CREATOR of Humanity but non of theirs was Internationally Enthroned and Celebrated as the Ones of Olukumis (means we Truly carry HIM unpolluted) The first 5 African Churches dominating the whole World and Reconnecting Humanity back to our CREATOR were founded by HIM through Yorubas. Other tribes Created Occults like Arochukwu, etc. Yetbthey remain Local forever, non of theirs is even National let alone Globally Grounded as the Ones of Created by Yorubas which even in the Western World has not just Africans but many White People all around the World as Members of the Occults which Yorubas Created. People are not fools, they know they truly uncommonly get Connected to the Spiritual Realm by through the Spiritual Establishment of Yorubas. Ask yourself why the Greatest African Pastors in the World are Yorubas and the Greatest African Occult (Ogboni Confratanity) in the World are Yorubas.

The True Greatness of Black Africa shall only fully Manifest when Yorubas wake up to fully Connect with the CREATOR of Heaven and Earth because Adam and Eve were Yoruba and the Original Hebrew Language was more Yoruba known as Olukumi (in those days before Satan raised deceivers against the. Olukumi People).

Even the current President of Ghana, Nana Akufo Ado, also idolizes Awolowo as a result of witnessing the Unprecedented Great Achievements which Nkwame Nkruma started implementating for Ghana after he started mingling the Great Obafemi Awolowo which resulted in the Wisdom and Passion of the Greatest African Sage ever liveth rubbing off on him. Many great Visions Azikwe's gang up against Awolowo didn't allow him to implement in Nigeria was passed to kwame Nkuruma. Till today, the Atomic Energy Electricity Generating Project that Awolowo inspired him to do for Ghanaians is still standing uncomplete today. The whole Area is named Atomic, even though the Atomic Project was immediately abandoned after death of Nkuruma, they still have the beautiful Staff Quarters, Hospital, Police Station, etc that was established to serve the Staffers there still being inhabited and maintained till date.

Sincerely, if Awolowo had become the President of Nigeria, by now Nigeria would have been more advance than many Western Countries. This is why the Colonial Masters are also being fingered to have hand in the Nigerian disunity back then.

As a matter of fact, the unprecedented change that happened to Kwame Nkwuruma after he started relating with Awolowo created in young Akufo Ado a special Interest to mingle and relate with Yorubas. He soon started dating a Yoruba lady, who he was determined to marry until his mom said he must marry from his Ashanti tribe. The mom said not even an Ewe tribe or any other Ghana tribe would be accepted except their very own Ashanti tribe. The relationship was so hard to break, finally they had the first Child together, name Oluwafunmilayo Akufo Ado. Even though Akufo Ado finally yielded to Pressure and married another lady, yet he doesn't joke with the current First Daughter of Ghana; Funmi Akufo Ado, his beautiful Yoruba daughter. You can Google the Name Funmi Akufo Ado to clear any iota of doubting Thomas in you.

Lmao..... Did you actually stop to re-read what you wrote or you just kept on writing in the rubbish. first and foremost, the presidential sit of Nigeria is not one to be used to honor friendship and paybacks, secondly if Tinubu can make Buhari president then he Tinubu should have no issues making himself president. Three, u made mention about treatment overseas? where does Tinubu get his own treatment, he ruled Lagos for 8 years and still control Lagos yet cant even build a credible trusted health care system private or state that can care him. shame man. See how arrogant he was sounding, make yourself the president lets see how that will play out. Las las it is still is own yoruba people that will betray him. Lastly its a shame that you a youth is backing another old man who is out of touch with the world and all it advancement, economically and technologically to come rule us for another 8years.

callme9mm:
Absolutely. I love Tinubu over and over again. If not that Buhari is an ungrateful person, we all saw how Tinubu backed him up that year. Buhari owe him lots and lots of supports. Tinubu isn’t seeking approval from Buhari, he just needs his support one way or the other to show signs of being grateful, but maybe the political chess Tinubu tried to play isn’t going to work out as expected by him. He needs someone from the very top to give support. He might have to start all over again from the grassroots, and show to the world that he’s the Jagaban. He might not be that powerful anymore, cos 8 years is a long year that Buhari have wasted. But I’m pretty sure Tinubu might decide to show Nigerians and the World who he really is, or He might just decide to backdown.

If Buhari have forgotten what happened in 2015, how Tinubu showed him max support, He should be reminded. Buhari gained Yoruba peoples’ vote cos of Tinubu.

What it means by grateful is you being helped by someone and you wholeheartedly go back to say “Thank you”.

I wouldn’t blame Buhari though, drugs he must have been given from his often visits to doctors in the UK might have cleansed part of his memories. Making people to see him as heartless. He might have lost memories.

Why would the president of a country go to another country to seek medical attention ? . You shouldn’t forget that he will be put to sleep before operation begins. And the doctors have full access to all parts of his body as soon as he’s asleep. (A whole president of a country in the hands of another country’s doctors).

Don’t forget that these countries are medically advanced. They can inject you, and you’ll react to whatever they inject you with. They can choose to inject you to lose memories, to fall asleep, to die slowly, etc.

They might even place a tracker on Buhari (president of the country) and 120million Nigerians wouldn’t know.

They might even decide to rule us via Buhari. How about that. .

I wouldn’t blame Buhari, Tinubu should just focus and move on with his Presidential campaign cos Buhari is long gone and he might not be able to regain his senses back.

This life is a lesson.

Easier said than done!! wait till you start earning it then you will know its small money

Israeldan1:
Becus I day collect 500 k for Nigeria no mean say mk I no save, invest and work more

Who the hell said I'm not rich with 500k

Ordinary 200k some people day open Investment with
Not to talk of my monthly earning

Tf can't even Finnsh my money cus b4 5 month will get a portable car b4 1 year sef I don day build huz for my villa will invest on so many business
like i have started...

You already know the problem but still pretending like you dont know and wasting your money! No catalyst, its fuel that will suffer.

There is no catalyst though. It was removed before I got the car.

Hublot1:
What part of a car is charcoal abeg?

You already know the problem but still pretending like you dont know and wasting your money! No catalyst, its fuel that will suffer.
There is no catalyst though. It was removed before I got the car.

Pls help a brother in need.[/quote]

Uber, bolt, Indriver etc are the reason why it is now expensive............ Economical and easy to repair

advanceDNA:
I dont know the crazy love nigerians have for corolla ..The tokunbo now sell for btw 2.850M to 3.1M, especially if its the sport edition.. i dont know if its just because of the exchange rate, greedy dealers or both...

Since yours doesnt have cool wheels, has high millage and also needs tiny body work, they might price it for less...

I suggest u do your maths and peg the price at something reasonble.. a little below greedy dralers' market value.....

If u stay anywhere close to Ogba........ call 08035339852 let me help u get it fixed

BluntCrazeMan:
The Windows-10 in my computer failed to sign-in after I had successfully inputted my CORRECT password.

I have already tried to log in more than 120 times, but it is refusing to sign me in, and now, I cannot use my computer again.

It continued returning with the response:
“The User Profile Service service failed the sign-in.”
“User profile cannot be loaded.”

“...OK...”
...
..

Had anyone encountered such a problem before??
What is the cause of it??
Please how best can I solve the problem?

476,400,000 MILLION NAIRA
Na ment or weyrey

holsconcept:
If u actually believed God can change SS to AS, stick to your belief. Only time will tell.

Then why does God allow the child to come as SS in the first place............? Sometimes try to dey let God work easy for am pls. Dont bring an SS child into this world pls, that boy will never forgive you.

This actually not ghosting............Ghosting is you complete dissappearing from someone you were vibing with well, without any explanation giving and kept them wondering what they did wrong.

Vinnie2000:
Ghosting is quite different from rejection. When a girl turns down a guy who woos her and keeps away, dats rejection. When a guy gets rich and when d girl trys to come back. If d guy avoids or blocks her, dats ghosting!

lmao...........this guy is a clown. no data or stats to prove or back up any of the jargons you wrote here.

Iamgrey5:
@ emboldened

Any data to back this claim?

But you had sex out of wedlock...............Nigerians

AmericanDad:
Give birth out of wedlock? That wont sit well with her family

YES

Dabronze:
My question if it was a boy that is the minor a matter like this do you think the woman would be charge for defiling the boy.

crazy to hear you say there is nothing wrong with this

YoungLionken:
Leaders should lead by examples..

And again, Nigerians will always complain against everything. I don't see anything wrong in their meeting. The man was part of the exercise too,so what's the childish jabs for??

In times like these,there is need to encourage and applaud those working for progress.
The man probably did it to impress Nigerians.
Nigerians have a way of disorienting others...

HOW OLD IS SHE?...Bcod that is what will determine your destination. Whether na jail or na village

Olunmercy56:

From comments here ... Its obvious a lot of people here don't even know what subsidy is all about. Subsidizing fuel price means the govt pays marketers extra money to sell fuel cheap for the masses. Assuming the original price is 170, FG ask marketers to sell at 143 and pay the remaining 27 naira. But that has been a massive loophole for corruption from marketers and those in charge. So if fuel subsidy is removed, marketers can choose to sell at any price they wish, there will be competition from marketers to sell which will eventually lead to a drop in price. Because you only go and buy where it is cheaper for you.

No 2 will definitely put you in trouble one day. When bro is missing or found dead somewhere n you claim he was with last night. I trust SARS.

binarymachine:
The bro code are a set of unwritten rules that govern any group of Male friends and ensures to keep their friendship well coordinated and bonded. It contains a number of dos and don’ts they must adhere to in order to strengthen their bonds and keep the Bromance going.

Breaking the bro code is tantamount to betrayal and bro-treason. There are almost a hundred of the bro rules, however we will be talking about 7 most important ones that should never be broken even by mistake.

1. Bros Over Lady: Since Bromance is lot more important and sacred than any lady, it is considered a crime to place, value or protect a lady before a bro. A hoe here would mean a woman who is neither a bro’s wife, sister or mother. Bros most never let a lady come inbetween them or cause them to fight each other. If a lady tries to do this, she has to be dropped for the bromance to keep flying.

2. A Bro Must Forever Remain Loyal: This is one of the most important rules of the bro code. At all times and in all situations, a bro must always remain loyal and protect other bros. If a bro’s girlfriend calls to ask where he was the previous night, you have to accept he was with you even if you haven’t seen him in three months. When a bro tells you a secret, it should go with you to your grave, no mistakes!

3. Never Date A Bro’s Ex Without His Permission: This one is a very sensitive one but can come fair in certain situations, especially when it’s been years after the breakup and your friend was never really into the girl. Which ever way it is, nothing should ever go down without first asking your friend, even if it’s been ten years. Anything short of this is breaking the bro code. Besides It shows respect and etiquette.

4. You Are Honour Bound To tell A Bro If His Girl Is Cheating On Him: It might no be easy, especially if your friend is so much in love with the girl. Sometimes you have to thread with caution, however it is still your duty to let your friend know he is being played, knowing and keeping it away from him is breaking the bro code. Put yourself in his shoes, even if you love a girl so much, if she was cheating on you and a bro knows and doesn’t tell you how would you feel?

5. A Bro’s Biological Sisters, Mother And Girlfriend Are Off Limits: This one is very clear and simple, you are never allowed to hit on your friend’s sisters, mother and girlfriend or have anything sexual to do with them, it is forbidden! Distant cousins are allowed though but a bro lust keep their sexual details and exploits to himself.

6. A Bro Must Be A Man And Honour His Family: Yes at all times a bro must be up and doing, man up to responsibilities and take care of his family. Fend for his wife and kids if any, honour his parents and respects his sisters. A bro is allowed to spend quality time with his loved ones and failing to do so could get him castigated by his bros.

7. A Bro Shall Always Protect His Bros: At all times you must step in for your friends when they need you. Step in for a bro who is about to get trashed by a lady, protect a bro from an over bearing female friend, when introducing a bro to a lady, use the best descriptions ever. If two bros ever fall for the same girl, the one with the longest dry spell is given priority and when a bro scores a lady, help him with a condom for protection, if he does not have one.

Source: https://flipmemes.com/2020/06/13/7-most-important-bro-codes-every-guy-should-never-break/

So all these people that died has no name or pictures. Pep Guadiolas mum died and we dey Nigeria hear about it. Only in Nigeria everything na secret.

Powerintoxicate:
A 66-year-old citizen of the United Kingdom has died of coronavirus in Lagos State.

The Lagos State Commissioner for Health, Prof. Akin Abayomi, announced this on his Twitter handle on Wednesday.

He also confirmed that cases of coronavirus had increased to 130 in the state.

He tweeted, “Lagos recorded another #COVID-19 related death: a 66-year-old Briton, who travelled from India via Dubai to Lagos on 17th of March, 2020.


“As of 7th of April, 2020, there are 10 new cases of #COVID-19 confirmed. The total of #COVID-19 cases in Lagos rises to 130.

READ ALSO: Isolation centre doctors, others lament N30m unpaid allowances

“Another #COVID-19 patient was discharged after full recovery. This brings the number of discharged patients to 32.”

Earlier, a 36-year-old Nigerian died of coronavirus on Saturday, April 4, in a private facility in Lagos.

Before then, a 55-year-old man died of coronavirus complications at the Lagos University Teaching Hospital, Idi-Araba on Friday, April 2.

The PUNCH had on Tuesday reported that ten new cases of COVID-19 were recorded in Lagos State.

The Nigeria Centre for Disease Control, who made this known, also said the number of infections recorded in the Federal Capital Territory Abuja also jumped to 50 with two new cases while the number of cases in Ogun State remains four with no new infections.


Residents of Abuja, Lagos and Ogun States are currently observing the 14-day lockdown and stay-at-home order of the Federal Government as part of measures to curb further community transmission of the novel virus which has infected 254 people in Nigeria.

Natoski5:
Make sense

Waoh...so this actually makes sense to you. Waoh. Am so impressed by your stupidity

Guestlander:
As long as they are immediately quarantined on arrival for at least 14 days before they are allowed to leave. Perhaps it is better to encourage them to stay where they are at the moment and stay safe.

Our government is indeed useless. When Nigerians where been killed last year in south Africa. Federal govt did not make any attempt to protect or bring them back to Nigeria, until d owner peace airline did. Now you want to bring people who might be infected with a virus back to nigeria. You can't even take care of the people in Nigeria, u want to go and pack the ones abroad back. Clueless idiots always doing things without thinking.

MiVida:
I recently met a girl in school, she's all I want in a woman, she's too beautiful well mannered BUT, she is making life in school hard for me! I've taken her to my parents already and hers are trying to get to know me which is cool.

But the rate at which this girl monitors me in school is embarrassing! I don't have any female friends cos of her. I had to call a good friend of mine (a girl) this afternoon in front of her to tell the girl to keep her space just because my girlfriend saw me give her a hug! I didn't initiate the hug, the girl called out my name and opened her arms and to avoid being rude, you can't decline a hug and that was why it happened.

My girlfriend insists I don't keep female friends, in fact, she prefers I stay alone in school. I'm getting tired, I getting fed up, she's always monitoring me everywhere and I have a reputation to maintain in school. Now I can't laugh over a girl's joke cos I have a girlfriend and it's not like I have time for her in school as that's the only time I have my little freedom, cos outside school she's always at my place and it's suffocating enough...now she brings this attitude to school... I'm tired and don't know what to do!

And you said she has good manners. Is making life difficult for part of d good manners?

hisexcellency34:
Lagos did all the job, but Ogun is making the announcement. wtf

Lame of you to actually think that a diseases well developed countries like China, US, Italy, UK and the rest of the world is struggling to cure has been cured in nigeria. Waoh!!

kelvine:
Niger Delta was safe. The militants received amnesty.
North, South, East and West were happy.
No BOKO, No IPOB, No Bandits, No killer herdsmen.
Now see where we are.

May our helper not die untimely

Tar Aduas death was a sign that God is not ready to end our suffering. For once we had a good man who trully wanna change this country for good and death took him away. And left us with looters and blood suckers.

The first question here is, what business did you do to have that 20m, why do you also wanna abandone a job or business that made you a millionaire at a young age. Because for me, i don't see why I wanna abandoned a job or business that is giving me millions and run to a no man's land and start all over. Except you got tru illegal means.

Brodapounds:
Hello dear nairalanders.

Please I'm going through a state of mental confusion.

Currently i have approximately 20 million and 300 thousand naira in my bank account.

I have two thoughts.

1) I am 25 years old but I'm not a university graduate, i only have ND (National deploma) from a polytechnic In Edo state, Auchi precisely.

I would have become a graduate years ago but after my "ND" years ago, i refused to go back to school and i decided to hustle for money.

Most of my classmates in school back then are all graduates but all the same, looking at my bank account now, i have no regrets.

So this is what i plan on doing.

1) Can i further my Education In any university in the United States with the money and plan on staying back after my degree, for the fact that I'm 25.
Will that be advisable?

2) should i stay back in Nigeria and use part of the money to build a house In my hometown in Benin and use the rest for business?

3) Is there a chance of going to USA and start all over again, look for job.
Will the money be enough to rent a house, foot some bills untill i see a job in the USA.

Note i choose USA only because it's my dream country, I'm not scared of the traveling ban because I'm 100% confident that it will be taken away few months from now.

Please i won't be replying any mention or questions.

All i want is to take note of good advice.

I already know a reliable traveling agent.

Please other suggestions are welcomed apart from mine.

Please help

Let her get admission and go to school. After one semester the love go clear for her eyes

GidiRide:
I’m 10 years older than her.

She’s an Nd holder but still want to get her Bachelor degree. We met in my eglise, she liked me and we started talking.

In few days we were already close, and it felt like we met in months ago.

She really loves me, She’s has shown traits of a good girl, well behaved, intelligent and loving. She’s from a good home, her siblings look forward to seeing me on Sunday.

As I’m typing she’s on WhatsApp call with me eulogizing ourselves with our sweet names.

I really do like her a lot, infact I love her truly but but I’m scared.

Pls note that I’m also a great guy, an entrepreneur, a dog lover, a. CEO etc but I’m SCARED.

I don’t want to jeopardize this relationship and sometimes I feel she’s smaller looking at the age gap.

What do you guys think?

I blame the system. We so poor in terms of development that we can't even have a central database. Cos of there was one on ground to keep data of every married person, the system will flag it up as soon as same name is registered for the second time. We just know how to make little things difficult

dre11:
https://punchng.com/woman-in-court-for-marrying-two-ebonyi-men/

Enemyofdarkness:
I opened a mini shop lately and I employed one fine girl there as a sales girl. Based on my observation, she has every quality a girl should have.

And most importantly, she took my business as hers, running around, doing all sort things. Everytime I visit that shop and its surroundings, I always met it tidied up.

Yesterday I overheard her asking my friend if I have a girlfriend but my friend said no.

My issue is, if I should date her, won't she start disrespecting me and acting shenanigan?

Mini shop with one employee and you want to date her. What if you now have a company with over 100 staffs.. you will even Bleep to employ them sef. Rubbish and Nonentity

This one just want to lose is job because of Valentine. Happy searching on your next job bro

iphi:
My boss posted on her WhatsApp story "Who will be my Val" and other series of messages concerning taking her out for Val.

I'm older than her and she respects me, deep down I really like her, I don't know if I should ask her playfully, we chat a lot. I tease her a little bit when she posts a picture that is not fine and we laugh over it.

I want to tell her if she is unsuccessful in her search for a date I can be her back up plan. I don't know if it's a good idea to tell her that. I need honest and matured opinions please.

kingteeee:
Hi Nairalander,
Advice is needed here please help me out, I was using Lexus ES330 2005 for over 2 years which I had no issue with it but late last year I involved in an accident which cost some damages on the car and after repair I sold the car but now I need a car again and my budget is between 1.7m - 2.1m I think I should go for a low maintenance car so I’m confused maybe I should buy Corolla 2005-2007 model or Camry 2007-2009 model. Thanks

Camry 2007 any day.....has a stronger body than corolla. No go buy corolla 2007 then people will be mistaken you for Uber except that's d reason u buying though.

kingteeee:
Hi Nairalander,
Advice is needed here please help me out, I was using Lexus ES330 2005 for over 2 years which I had no issue with it but late last year I involved in an accident which cost some damages on the car and after repair I sold the car but now I need a car again and my budget is between 1.7m - 2.1m I think I should go for a low maintenance car so I’m confused maybe I should buy Corolla 2005-2007 model or Camry 2007-2009 model. Thanks

Camry 2007 any day.....is

Islie:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/i-slept-with-virgins-for-money-ritual-ex-eagles-goalie-peterside/

Yet the idiot no blow...still had a shitty career

Then who will marry the so called ugly ones according to you. Nigga you have said it all. Marriage goes beyond physical beauty. We all have different things we are looking for in an individual. Some look for beauty, some prospects, some intelligence and some people look for who go give them peace of mind.