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Missmossy is more beautiful. |
rokiatu:i nvr even gv u address, u dn dey CUM. Na ur number go do d magic lah |
rokiatu:sheee u fit cum ma house? E get smtin wey i wan yarn with u and na ma house be d most suitable place to discuss it. |
[quote author=rokiatu post=32309557][/quote]dat YANSH is fit for a doggy style. U dn't even need to bend ya kneels and touch ur toes@ya dp. |
ivyT:No, I want mk we fight physical kung fu on ma bed. Wa gba. Na dt time I go knw say u be virgin by mouth. |
elantraceey:cn i get ur number |
elantraceey:m ok darling. wish i could talk to u, is dat feasible? |
[quote author=elantraceey post=32286400][/quote]my lawv, hw r u doing? |
she is giving u an invitation to fvck her. bt dat girl is raw sha. i lyk d way she is plain. telling u she self-service! who does dat? ewwww. nairaland ladies cn nvr admit dat they self service. only "PRETTYTHICKME" hs done dat. M daring any lady who reads dis to quote dis post and tell me dat she self-service. |
[quote author=Blebleswag post=32281862][/quote]i lyk ur BEHIND. |
shegsky:u r practising AMEBOism. Na u i quote ni? |
na husband and wife suppose dey bath 2gether for bathroom nt b.fs and g.fs. wen una don dey ginger una self, y u no go bath 2gether? sexually corrupt youths. honestly, d generation of youths dat we av nw ehn, they like sex lyk crazy. na nw u go hear casual sex, fling, friends with benefits, one night stand, abbl. una too like sex 4 dis generation abeg. |
missclasssy:r u aving sex with ya b.f? |
ivyT:abi o ti virgin ni |
Most times, it doesn't lead to marriage, the men will jez chop and clean mouth. U aven't paid her dowry yet, but u r acting as her husband. Do we call u an interim husband or an acting husband?. U knw what? It is advantageous to d male, U av free pvcci to bang at all time and d pvcci go tire u even b4 u enter into marriage. For a lady to be living with u, she is chasing other suitors away, telling them dat she is already hooked up even without uttering a word. Why will a lady agree to live with her b.f in d 1st place? Who told her d relationship is going to lead into marriage? I ll lyk to shock u, despite d fact dat u r living with him, he still cheats on u. Yeah, he does. Cos u r gving him all d sex positions u knw doesn't mean he is going to marry u. As for d case abv, i thought u both r student, were u sent to sch to go and practice marriage b4 marriage? Wah happened to books? Read books on relationships to practice marriage, it's nt necessary u practice it b4 u garner experience. I will nt advice anyone to cohabit with their b.fs or g.fs, it is nt advisable. P.s: face ur studies and ignore any form of distraction. Aving a g.f or b.f is a distraction on it's own talkless of cohabiting with each other. No, dn't try it. M nt saying u shouldn't be in a relationship though, bt dn't let it be a distraction. |
Harbosede02:b.f e ni nuisance. Ugly bobby |
nsiazu:u nvr try reach lah. I been think say u be 27 or 28, na dat time u dn try. |
Harbosede02:cn i svck ur bobby? Oloyan nla |
[quote author=kisstina post=32159653][/quote]must u shw us dat u live in a face me i slap u compound?@ya dp |
Big, long DICK. Ladies lyk it. Wah mks u think wen a lady inadvertently sees a guy's dick and she saw dat it wz big and long to her taste, from dat day onward, she will start running after d guy? It's cos she liked wah she saw. |
nsiazu:cn u tell us ur age? So we cn knw hw far u've endured. |
[quote author=MissAdeife post=32141920][/quote]idi niyen@ya dp. Rokiatu, competitor e tide. |
nsiazu:bt d konji wey dey hold u strong wellas? |
queebeediva:how old r u? |
@missmossy, i ll prefer u wear nothing to bed when we get married. |
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shout out to tosyne2much for ur hilarious posts. even though u r nt number one on dat list, i recommend dat u should top dat list. u r talented. smtimes i jez wish u cn be a columnist for one of our numerous newspaper companies. |
shout out to missmossy. y'all should check out her Dp, d moderately big behind cn mk a man CUM. |
u should nt accept. na d tin wey im taste dey worry am, after dat, he will get over it. |
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