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[quote author=rubey post=32085916][/quote]guyz, is she nt worth crushing on? kindly check her DP

d boobz is nt FANTASTIC

@op, how will these hot babes increase d money in ur bank account? they will decrease it instead. r u in school to observe hot babes or to study?

na that time wey u dey hungry, d food no go quick done.

is dat ireneony@ur dp? no, it cn nt be. she is too neat to be ireneony. d ireneony i knw is DIRTY.

@rokiatu, mk i nor lie, u made me laugh. dat caption is misleading

Add me up on 2go with EMODEEE. I av authentic unilag post utme past questions and answers to dish out. Y do u need to add me up on 2go? Becos D file is in pdf format. 2go supports pdf file sharing, so i ll share it with u.

kennygee:
I never dressed like that as a teen.

I can't even dress like that as an adult.

*in olamide's voice* se church deeper life lo n lo ni?

EggovinMma:

r u nt d lady dat wz giving her man head at d beach?

MissIndependent:
Fine...do I know you

yes, m a nairalander. Is is bad to knw hw u r doing? No. Ur moniker caught ma attention.

[quote author=MissIndependent post=32015409][quote]hw r u?

[quote author=Missmossy post=31985368][/quote]ur shakara is getting 2much even without TOSYNE. Y r u nt replying me?

Olosho

They r stylishly promoting B.DSM

onatisi:
yes ,but not on the 28th maybe 4years time

m talking abt d upcoming election lah. In other words, ur answer is NO

Is it possible for another party to win d election aside d two major political party?

[quote author=Vickybee post=31949151][/quote]y e be say na wen boiz try to dey chyke u, na dat time una go stop to dey reply? Una dey craze o

Cutehector:
is dat how I tot u hw to chyke a babe?

yes. She is falling already, wen she is done, we will both Rise in luv.

Vickybee:
I've never done that.

sheee u go tell me ni? No.

Vickybee, i lyk wah i'm seeing at ya DP. U r straight lyk 6.0 clock. Do u mind being ma friend? Even outside nairaland.

Vickybee:
In other words, you'll rape a girl that came visting you.

How gentle-manly.

no, i didn't say dat. It will be a mutual intimacy nt rape. D bond btw us must be a strong one. Dn't u knw friends av se.x with each other even wen they r nt in a relationship? Dresses lyk d one at ur Dp stir up d mood even tho they nvr intend aving it. Abi u wan lie say u've nvr had sex with a friend b4? No strings attached, jez 4 d fun of it.

Vickybee:
What is MUSE ya?

dats yoruba language. meaning "mking work easier". U knw d gown u r sporting is nice especially d down part. i lyk d way d down part is expanded. Wen u cum to ma house sporting dat kind of gown, u knw it will mk d work easier.

seankafor:
any key that can open all padlocks is the master key but any padlock that can be open by any key is an ashawo key so it should be thrown away. So u suppose to understand what i mean

so d op's b.f should throw her away?

[quote author=Vickybee post=31945466][/quote]u r putting on "MUSE ya"@ya DP.

Missmossy:
Ewww she looks brighter than her future in the after bleaching pics some girls though.

dn't bleach o, i luv d way u r. Btw, i nvr knew u r dat tall@ur dp. U r straight lyk 6.O clock. Na me go marry u.

Pukka36:
090********. Pls,Use razor blade to scratch open the remaining nubers for security purpose.thanks.

be nice lah. u knw what? Jez erase d digits in d quotes and replace it with ya number. I'm d only on dat will be able to view it, ur number is secured lyk dat.

Teeyoung1:
D last time I checked, dis thread was for 2015 utme process not for hookup,well no p good for both of u cos nobody really knows were they will find there soul mate

Amebo

Pukka36:
Oh,I see! Hold on pls,typing...

m waiting.

dolapobello1:
Are you kidding me? Did this really happen? Op, you better post pictures here if you want to make front page.

d fool didn't read d article.

Pukka36:
M'not Ur love and U dnt even have a face,how do U xpect me to hand my number to a faceless person?

i dn't want other galz to hijack me 4rm u. I Lawv u and dats y m calling u my love. Gving me ya number will enable u c ma face lah. Quickly drop ya number nw b4 people starts to flood d thread.

Pukka36:
wetin be lawv?it was 251 sha,urs?

i didn't write o. nice score u av dere darling. "Lawv" na swaggalised way of writing "LOVE". My love, u aven't still gven me ya number, y lah?

[quote author=Pukka36 post=31912390][/quote]my lawv, what wz ya jamb score?