₦airaland Forum

repogirl:
ohhh, so I should tell OP, congratulations abi? Congratulations for cheating on your wife because its what all men do?

See, just because you are a cheat does not mean all men cheat, FYI, I am already married and if he cheats which I seriously doubt cos he is very self disciplined, then we will handle the matter

dats d problem with women, they cn trust anybody.
So cos he is disciplined means he hsn't cheated on u@least once. C'mon as a married man dat he is dn't u knw he hs admirers jez d same way u av admirers? Let me tell u smtin, men av a higher libido than women. 4get his level of discipline. We r talking abt sexual temptation here o.
Btw, men cn be pretenders. Cos he is holy at home doesn't mean he doesn't engage in profane tinz outside d home.
Wen i saw ya pic smtin told me u were married cos u luk married buh i wz jez doubting hw true it is dats y i assumed u r single. I cn c ur husband is tking care of u, ensure u reciprocate.

Tearg1:
This advise is from the pit of hell... Try and seek advice from a man of God... Never dwell on the counsel of the ungodly... This issue is sensitive and if not handled with divine wisdom, it can cause carnage. Before u do anything, pray for God to direct u to the right man of God to speak to. We all have flaws and this is one of them. Some of u hypocrites bashing him are serial aldutrers yourselves..

kissing lasan lo SENSITIVE? WHAT if it's bleeping? Dat one will be over- sensitive huh? Dn't let us blow dis issue beyond proportion. It is smtin that cn easily be resolved in d home.

1) He should go and plead with d mother in law and tell her, dat wz d 1st time and it will be d last time cos wunmi will be packing out of d house and plead wit mama nt to tell his wife. From his story, one cn decipher dat his wife is temperamental. Hearing such news will stir up anger in her so, it is better to keep it away 4rm her.

2)Wunmi should leave the house since her 42DD is giving him sexual unrest.

Btw, i fink this story is fictitious.

repogirl:
Size 42 means she's fat...... What is wrong with some men sef? When you do these things even without being caught, don't you think of the people you are hurting?

Anyway,

Wunmi should go, never to be heard of again and you should apologize and beg mama for your weakness and lack of self control and promise to be a better person.

lyk ur husband will nt cheat wen u guyz get married.

Wah if wunmi is a nairalander?

Bossforeva:
where do i even start from on this forum? Somebody please help introduce me by going through my former posts.

what r u tryna say?
Btw, ur gibberish is beautiful, darling.

If it's nt FARANO, she cn nvr be like farano. Farano, i've mentioned u thrice nw, u should marry seun u knw. Even if e nor toast u, what's bad in toasting ya boss? If he agrees, it's for ur own benefit too. Try ur luck.

Bossforeva:
The lady on the dp is a crossbreed of Kenya and Sudan based in SA.

where is ur own pishure? Abi u r ugly?

mirexxx:
he will marry you
u opened d thread 4 him 2 notice u
keep waiting 4 ur ring

check her DP u ll knw she is hooked up already.
Btw, @OP u r an OYINBO claiming to be a nigerian.

Mprex:
Is Bishop Oyedepo on NL

I'd rather you make a print of this letter, take it to his church and drop it in the offering basket

u r mean

EroticAngelina:
lol ur nt serius! i can do that, bt it shudnt be expensive o!

do u av a toaster in real life?

Mattkent:
I dont understand the kind of love that make a gurl sends nude pic to a guy or dat make d gurl allow d guy av canal knowldge of her n still video d act. Most of d time d guy trys as much as possible not to let his own face show in the video.

Apart frm this...i dont understand d joy gurls derive in taking selfie of themselves nude or video themselves nude.

Why am i asking? A friend of mine who is a blogger showed me a link...it was a link to a video of a Nigerian gurl who recorded herself nude in university hostel...everyone saw the video..but d info my blogger frnd told me was far worse.

Apparently any sexual video uploaded online is.seen by everyone...now that particular video in question was seen in a porn website, a real popular porn website with a large traffic from diffrnt countries. Not just it...some other videos of nudity from Nigerians that was leaked online was found in the porn website.

So ultimately our guys have turned our gurls to pornstars all in the name of love n passion! I really pity our girls. You should stop this nudity of a thing cos it will haunt u somehw in d future.

Imagine u go for an interview for a job or something similar n d only barrier btw u n d job is d unclad pic or video of u that av gone viral.

If any guy loves you he wont make u go thru this mess. Be wise!

as if d ladies care

[quote
author=elantraceey post=30096141]Here's a thread for our cooks
[ladies and gents], Don't feel shy mistakes happens once in a while



Here's mine


One this very beautiful day i just returned from school then my mummy
sent me immediately to the kitchen , with the anger on my face i
staggared to kitchen , normally it's way i cook bean : The fast and the
normal . The fast way , i just put the beans on fire with all the
necessary ingredients excluding oil and pepper of course while the
normal way is just to put the bean with just potash and onions and allow
the heat do it job so on this beautiful day i adopted my fast method
and pour in all my ingredients with my supposed cryfish(grounded, you'll
find out why it's supposed soon ), came back latter saw it was cooked
added pepper and oil and that was it . Minutes later my cousin came in
and as usual her first point of call was the kichen , when she heard i
cooked beans she was overjoyed saying that she haven't eaten beans in
while and she knows my beans is always special. As she served herself
she noticed the beans was slimy then she called out to me laughing *
Tracey why your beans dey draw?* I replied * maybe na the beans hand ,
if you nor wan chop commot there* . She said she couldn't eat it and
opted bread , my siblings served themselves and atr though they asked
the same question (you know children can eat anything ) till my mum
decided to see the food everyone was complaining about (all this while i
didn't even get close to the pot) , after checking she called me and
asked me show her the crayfish i put in it, i went to the cupboard and
it was then i noticed there was two look alike items in look alike
containers but i knew the one i took from ,collected it and went to show
her, immediately she opened it she burst into laughter and then said
*so na ogbono you take cook beans? * in our dialet , i was shocked then i
took it from her and checked it , til date i still wonder how come i
didn't notice it at first , i was called ogbono beans for that whole
week and till date my mum still use it to yab me any day she remembers




Oya over to you [/quote]ogbono beans, hw var lah?

[quote author=Missmossy post=30096944][/quote]wen will you gv me ya number lah?....i've been waiting to av it 4 close to a year nw.

hahn:
Lol. Tell that to the ibo boys in Idumota,
Alaba etc, the hausa abokis who have their own businesses, land and
cattle and compare their numbers with the amount of unemployed graduates
including graduates that can't fill their NYSC forms and the ones that
can't compose a simple essay. Don't forget the graduates that have been
employed by these drop outs and then you can come back and delete this
thread

u r mean.

Missmossy:
Lollz you won't stop all of these huh

*singing*i cn't stop thinking abt u, my luv.

[quote author=MhizVee post=30052673][/quote]tnx darling......

na online hook up dey trend nw o. f.b, 2go, so far. m waiting 4 badoo, eskimi, wechat, twitter.

MhizVee:
ok,

i dey wait lah

MhizVee:
i just add these terrible breakup wt my ex
then,i decided to login to 2go so as to forget my sorrow,then i met
him,i ignored him for sme month
but he didnt leave,then i decided tö meet him

nice. i c dat one guy is scared to ask 4 ya 2go i'd, i'm nt. cn i av ya 2go i'd? i knw u r hooked up, jez 2go friends.

MhizVee:
lols,hpe its not what i am thinkn

it is exactly what u r thinking. still waiting 4 her yez tho.

MhizVee:
nt at al

cn u share d scenario with me?

ammyluv2002:
I tell you say they born me with
silver spoon? Please, I wasn't born with silver spoon and I don't feel
bad about it so I wonder where your comment is coming from

did u read my post at all? re-read again. did u c where i wrote OPPOSITE?

rubey:
Met him on the plane

hmmmmm... hw many suitors do u garner in a day? Ur beauty is BRIGHT lyk chimezie.

Missmossy:
Observing

@op i met her on nairaland buh she is still forming hard to get.

MhizVee:
I met him at a cafe,he was so shy then,

u've taught him bad tinz nw?

[quote author=ammyluv2002
post=30027559]He will be so disappointed cause pear and roasted/cooked
corn is one of my best. I can eat it all day, as long as the corn is
very soft then I'm good to go so imagine the disappointment he will get.
I will eat and ask for more, don't try me with all these local meals
[/quote]isn't it obvious dat u were brought up wid d opposite of a silver spoon?

dorlapoh20:
see ya head. Because na teacher stuff abi?
anyways it's not aristo because he did not sleep with me and i wasn't paid for anything.
Next time think type don't type think


my piece

dats my own perception of ur story, cn u accept it, pls?
dating smone who is old enough to be ur UNCLE, isn't dat aristo like? If nt dat d guy is responsible, he would av taken advantage of ur innocent mind.
Cos i aired my opinion doesn't mean i didn't think b4 typing. Nairalanders cn't drive home their point without being insultive. Na wa oh.

fejioguma:
when I was flogged under an almond tree

flogged with a JOYSTICK, ryt?

alberto2k:
I was in Ss2 and there was this girl
called Rita, she was a class ahead of me

One day I was in the Lab alone, I was the asst. Lab prefect, and I most
times I go there alone to study or even chat on some social network
during Lesson periods

Then someone came in, I turned back..it was her, she was approaching to
where I was sitting.. Then she tripped over something and almost fell, I
rushed to help her up..

Holding her hands, our eyes met and she just gave me a sweet smile and
she wrapped her hands around me.. While my hands was on her arse

Fast-forward... We kissed, she was turned on and we made love, that was
the first time I did a Doggie
I was shy afterwards
We didn't talk to each other for like a week
Then one day she called me while I was walking home, we walked home
together, but we never said anything about what happened...


#I've lost contact with her tho#

U HAD A DOGGILY ROMANTIC MOMENT

dorlapoh20:
mine was with my teachers. ave always
had this love for tall handsome guys right from my primary school days
and the funniest thing they always seem to like me.
when i was in ss2 there was this handsome commercial teacher. i feel
for him the first day i saw him and he likes me too. I escape cane and
other punishment especially general ones . i always have more than
enough to eat on breaks but we couldnt date cos my dad was also a
teacher in that school

that was the first time i experienced heartbreak

ARISTO like romantic moment.

sexyseun:
I went to all female school.......you should imagine what would have transpired

u had lesbianism romantic moment