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Romance › Re: Handshake/hug From The Ladies by Emodeee: 2:33pm On Jan 19, 2015
[quote author=Missmossy post=29931961][/quote]will i ever stop FANTAsizing abt u? Cos u r colourful and sweet.
Romance › Re: Handshake/hug From The Ladies by Emodeee: 2:28pm On Jan 19, 2015
MzNelly:
If I know the nigga wella, I'll hug him. A shake is too formal nau. huh

Pele smiley
hw old r u?. pardon ma question
Romance › Re: Handshake/hug From The Ladies by Emodeee: 2:24pm On Jan 19, 2015
Creamish:
Maybe her man was somewhere
watching...could also be her policy not to hug guys...or she just was
not that into u from day 1... There are several reasons but u shulda
asked her stylishly why she extended her hand... undecided

Personally, i only hug guys im close to...not every1 I meet..
c juicy bo.oobz@ya DP. I need a hug 4rm u. Symbiotic hug i.e my chest will rub ur chest.
Romance › Re: Should I Or Should I Not? by Emodeee: 2:10pm On Jan 19, 2015
@op, b4 i advice u, can u ans this question? Av u guyz started aving sex? Or it's a no sex relationship?
Sports › Re: Ghana Vs Senegal: AFCON 2015 (1 - 2) On 19th January 2015 by Emodeee: 1:53pm On Jan 19, 2015
y u dey tell me? wetin concern me? nigeria no dey, so anybody cn win.
Romance › Re: Problems Of Girls With Big Bosom by Emodeee: 9:26am On Jan 19, 2015
Mathematical:
[font=Lucida Sans
Unicode]NOTED.. MINISTER OF INTERIOR AFFAIRS
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i knw u av a big bo.oobz
Romance › Re: Problems Of Girls With Big Bosom by Emodeee: 9:24am On Jan 19, 2015
men dn't really care. i cn hear them singing*i want ur big Bo.obs sleeping in my mouth*
Celebrities › Re: Throwback Photo Of Kcee Will Make You Laugh by Emodeee: 8:51am On Jan 19, 2015
he is sporting an AGBADA COAT.
Romance › Re: She's Pregnant For Me Even When I Told Her Am Not Ready by Emodeee: 11:53pm On Jan 18, 2015
@miniziter kilode to fi n REDI nigba ti o mo pe o ti READY?
Politics › Re: FG Reduces Price Of Petrol To 87 Naira Per Litre by Emodeee: 11:33pm On Jan 18, 2015
as if GEJ cares
Health › Re: Court Legalises Abalaka's HIV Vaccine, 16 Years After by Emodeee: 10:42pm On Jan 18, 2015
MurdaForker:
Waoh.. Atlast!! Does that means we can now straff without condom?
ur moniker fits u
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Emodeee: 8:00pm On Jan 18, 2015
tosyne2much:
see my egbon ooooo.. Me wey be worker for church
oh really! i sure say na dat department wey get plenty fine girls, na dere u dey.
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Emodeee: 7:26pm On Jan 18, 2015
zoelife:
Childish post, as always.
r u aving a beef with tosyn2much? A matured and a sensible post like this shouldn't be called childish.
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Emodeee: 7:24pm On Jan 18, 2015
[quote author=elantraceey
post=29688016]I can't listen to this , should I get married to someone I don't know?
Being in a relationship gives you time to study and know the person you
want to get married to.


Where is it stated in the Bible? huh

I'll definitely show him my fiance not toasters else I'll be in his
office weekly grin
No way , at least I should get to know how he takes care of himself
and his house once in a while.

I agree , never!! cool cheesy

I can't attend a church that preaches this.



well well well , I'm beginning to change my stand on this recently.[/quote]r u a virgin?
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Emodeee: 7:21pm On Jan 18, 2015
tosyne2much:
I have been to various Youths
& Singles Programme in churches and I noticed there are some sermons
that will register discomfort and E no con-sign me on the
faces of the ladies grin

Take A Glass Of Yobo Drink & Relax cool

10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To

1. Do Not Have A Boyfriend
Haaaaaaaa !!! This is a tough sermon oooo. I remembered vividly when we
held Youths & Singles Programme in my fellowship & the ladies
were advised not to have to boyfriend not until they are of marriageable
age. You just need to see the way the ladies were looking as if they
should grab the pastor and tear him to pieces

2. Don't Allow A Guy You Are Dating Hug You
Haaaaaa I bet many young ladies will not like to hear this.. The pastor
says NO form of hugging is allowed because
her bosoms has activating
power that could activate thoughts of a average dude... Funny right ?

3. Direct Your Toaster(s) To Your Pastor
So many churches demand a lady directs her toaster(s) to the pastor for
assessment, that is, when a brother in the church approaches her, she
dare not show green light, kindly direct him to your pastor for
assessment. * ehhhnnn dis one use style hard oooo grin .. I guess every
lady will only be willing to inform her pastor when everything is set
but advising her to direct her toaster(s) to her pastors is a NO NO for
many young ladies

4. Do Not Visit Any Guy You Are Not Married To
I have also attended a Programme when the host (pastor) condemned the
act of a lady visiting her fiance. He urged them to meet him in the
church, eatery, or when a third party will be present, else they should
not go at all

5. Take A Friend Along With Going To His House
This sounds like the ladies are being protected from having sex with
their lovers. Some pastor preaches against going on a visit when he's
alone at home because he believes it should be the best measures taken
to curb sex before marriage. This is most likely to go through the left
ear & pass through the right ear of our ladies grin

6. Do Not Open Your Legs For Him
Since sex is what some ladies use to tie their men down, it will pass
through the left eat and go out of the right ear the moment a pastor
threatens them to stop the act

7. Do Not Wear Ear Rings
Most ladies in churches will change their facial expression when a
pastor condemns the use of earringa at the expense of salvation. It
takes a personal decision to do away with earrings & jewelry.
Therefore, preaching against it will not enter the head of our ladies grin


8. Do Not Wear Trousers
This has been a serious debate for a long time. So many ladies don't
believe wearing of trousers is a sin because there no Bible verse
describing how a man or a woman's garment looks like

9. Any Attachment To Your Body Is A Sin
Hiaaaaaaan !!! No weavon, no make-up, no lipstick gloss.. 90% of
Nigerian ladies will turn deaf ear to such a sermon when they know that
is what ignite their beauty grin

10. Don't Not Consider Dating A Man Who Is Not Born Again
Let's not deceive ourselves. What is the percentage of men who are
genuinely born again ?
Ladies will most likely turn deaf ears because they know it won't be
easy & it might take them eternity searching born again dudes
so tosyn2mush too dey go church? na wa oh
Education › Re: Reasons Why Students Fail In Their First Year by Emodeee: 7:12pm On Jan 18, 2015
elantraceey:
And i'll like to add 'fear' , Many
times before school resumes you hear many already talking about how
difficult a course is before they even start learning it prolly from
what they heard from senior colleagues , this in turn instills fear into
them and the end up perfoming poorly , i was a victim of this.
ur contributions to threads r always exceptional.
Celebrities › Re: Chidinma Stuns In A New Look, Dumps Her Trademark Low-Cut For Braids - Pic by Emodeee: 7:03pm On Jan 18, 2015
sexyseun:
She isnt looking bad at all. by the way this isnt her first time on braids
who asked u?
Romance › Re: Twelve Categories Of Guys You Meet On A Day to Day Basis' by Emodeee: 7:32am On Jan 18, 2015
shout out to those galz who r virgins only on nairaland. talk is cheap.
Romance › Re: I Refused To Let Him Take His New Babe To My House To Sleep With. by Emodeee: 6:53pm On Jan 16, 2015
rinora:
My dear u did nothing wrong,in fact you acted like a responsible fellow
lyk u aven't had sex wid ya b.f in his friend's place.
Romance › Re: 10 Features Of A Runs Girl by Emodeee: 3:46pm On Jan 16, 2015
kristina1:
I disagree with some tho'
Most girls used waist band and anklet for different reasons
Most girls snap in expensive place,check instagram now,cos of thebackground,yet it doesnt make dem runs gal.
she is defending her kind
Romance › Re: What's The Biggest Lie You Ever Told Someone? by Emodeee: 12:52pm On Jan 16, 2015
sexyseun:
I told him am PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! even though i wasnt, i thought that statement would make him run away from me(cos i was fed up with him) instead he leaped with joy and starting dancing, telling me how proud he would be to be a father, chaii.. some very few days time i simply called him and told him i had lost the baby o grin
obviously u av been engaging in pre-marital sex. Na wa oh
Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Elantraceey by Emodeee: 12:46pm On Jan 16, 2015
Nneka123:
hmmm
baby girl let's run tinz 2gether
Romance › Re: I Want To Marry Elantraceey by Emodeee: 12:35pm On Jan 16, 2015
Ur lines r dry lyk elantraceey's chest.
Romance › Re: Twelve Categories Of Guys You Meet On A Day to Day Basis' by Emodeee: 12:29pm On Jan 16, 2015
@rebekkah put ur picture in ur DP so we cn c whether ya face is as beautiful as ya write up.
Poems For Review › Re: A Voice That Speaks by Emodeee: 7:20pm On Jan 15, 2015
Missmossy:
Lollz not again tongue
@least ya mobile number so, i cn profess ma luv to u in private. Kindly drop it, u ll erase it after i've copied it.
Poems For Review › Re: A Voice That Speaks by Emodeee: 11:38pm On Jan 14, 2015
[quote author=Missmossy post=29745561][/quote]*singing*c i dn't knw y i luv u so much, u've taken over every of ma thought
Culture › Re: Does Our Generation Still Care About Marrying Virgins ?? by Emodeee: 7:32pm On Jan 14, 2015
Nneka123:
Not everyone really cares about the virgin thingy! being a virgin doesn't even make you less pure or prone to be thinking about sex tongue and some guys really don't care. some will be like, "i Don't want blood all over my dick lipsrsealed or i don't want to cause the girl much pain" well! different strokes for different individual
Who disvirgined u?
Culture › Re: Does Our Generation Still Care About Marrying Virgins ?? by Emodeee: 7:25pm On Jan 14, 2015
ToyozzieTohBad:
Hmmmmm
Dat background in ya DP looks very much like a brothel.
Romance › Re: Top Ten Most Pretty Nairalanders Every Guy Would Wish To Kiss. by Emodeee: 1:19pm On Jan 13, 2015
farano lips go sweet o.
who is d lucky guy?@farano. u kissing a guy cn mk a guy CUM.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FAAN RECRUITMENT EXERCISE by Emodeee:
calexix:
Thank God My friends and I were able to
apply the first day we got the link...

God this after apply..

Dear applicant:

We appreciate your interest in FAAN-recruitment. We are currently
reviewing your application and expect to commence the online aptitude
test soon. If you are shortlisted for the aptitude test, you can expect
an email and a text message shortly from us. If you need further
information, please send an e-mail to info@faanrecruitment.com.

Thank you again for your interest in our organization. We do appreciate
the time you invested in this application.

Hoping On God Now
which website did u use?
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Cuts Off His Dreads, Check Out New Look [Photos] by Emodeee: 1:06pm On Jan 13, 2015
importexpert:
nice one wizkido. i love your tracks soooooooo much
as if wizkid is a nairalander

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