₦airaland Forum

Medunah:
Being skinny or not adding weight has nothing to how well u eat, most times.

protecting your fellow skinny ladies? I luv skinny ladies, they turn me on. Don't even bother, i luv the way you are.


Pm me your control digits.

sinaj:
lol at Mrs right

tell him you are taken.
Sinaj gv me ya control digits na.

Naughtynaughty just murdered someone on this thread, somebody pls call the police

I want missmossy.

Missmossy. She has it all.

Alright.

Lalasticlala, wake this thread up.

The buzz about valentine is making the whole polity to experience unrest. I mean the noise is just too much. Even on nairaland, you cannot open any thread without finding an iota of valentine. Everyone is talking about it, the ladies are excited, the guys are delighted about it. May be because they are sure of sex that day. Most of them will CUM that day.

You know that ecstatic feeling when you CUM? They are anticipating it. The ladies on the other hand are ones to dance to the rhythm of the music they will play on that day. The dance is usually unpleasant. I pray you will not dance an unpleasant dance.

The adverse effect of valentine's day, the ladies are the ones who will face it. We are happy about the valentine, after valentine, what next? Pregnancy?

Sex is not a proof that a guy loves you and it will never be.

After the sex, the guy will CUM and go, what will be the outcome of his e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.i.o.n? Pregnancy?

Oh, i can hear someone say "shebi i will use condom."
hello, condom is not 100% safe, abstinence is the best solution.

Besides, who told you that guys like sex with condom? They don't. Skin to skin is the ish. He will lure you to have an unprotected sex with him.

Oh, i can hear her whispering something again "i will vehemently reject sex without cd."

Ladies are emotionally fragile, which makes them susceptible. He will calm you down with subtle talks, you will succumb to his demand.

Prevention is better than cure. a word is enough for the wise.

Join the team wedding night.

Even if you've had it before, determine not to have it again, you still qualify for the

#teamweddingnight.

SexyCeline:
Why the hate on ladies? Yet you guys can live a day without us.

take away the succulent boobz and pvssy, we will live without you.



Ladies cn't also live without us, ladies love dick, they are pretenders, they will nvr admit it.

Conclusion: it is a symbiotic thingy, you rub my back, i rub your back. No one is superior to another when it comes to benefits. We derive benefits from each other.

Must you lash? Don't know what's wrong with guys of these days, can't you be virgin like us? Most of you don't know more than sex.


If you truly luv her, marry her, she will give you sex to stupor.

Good driver.

katerine7:
I'm Amaka

University of Nigeria

Mathematics

ilorin

You look good. Can I have your number? I ll like to know where you reside.

Vector will release an album titled lafiaji, though it's not official yet. He can play kanye west on his fans and change the title but he is sure to release an album this year. Vector, my man, the album is gonna be DOPE. "I spit dope verses you can listen with your nose." kudos to vector for that line, I'm a big fan.

Lalasticlala, oya now.

Fiwasayo:
Where's the pretty woman

you. So beautiful.

Fiwasayo:
Nice gown

pretty woman, can i get your number? I know your name already.

sinaj:
wot I do now

your mobile digits, gv me.

Sinaj, you dey do anyhow.

Lalasticlala.

Lalasticlala, let's go to the headquarters.

poshestmina:
It doesn't work for ME
Better to be single than long distance rltnsp
I'll get bored,frustrated and tired of only his voice sef

Will I kiss,lean on or cuddle my phone?..i want my man always around not my PHONE, EMAILS and MESSAGES

i love you. Very civil. I expected you to throw a tantrum like some silly girls will do, good lady, wife material.

I guess quality time is your love language.

Na wa oh. I didn't say i was the one, i was just painting a scenario.


Lalasticlala, help me push the thread to the headquarters.

poshestmina:
No point


I'll be married before he comes back

these w.h.o.r.e.s ain't loyal

Candyness:
LOL. I do this when I laugh.

I hate looking like a super happy in front of people I don't know too well who always tend to take advantage

see boobz, i wanna svck it.

Missmossy, what about this valentine?

Let's reconcile our differences. I love you.

SexyCeline:
So that my round ass can shake very well. Lol

a picture of your round ass or adonbilivit.

Lalasticlala, do something.

Person don dey meet person for my thread, nice.

berryblake:
They'd be like sssss come here
and I'd be like this one put jazz for mouth
They're sooo annoying + guyz it ain't proper

Ace, come here. You pretty, see your yansh like nicky minaj's. Come make we yarn.

Ki lo n ma n se eyin ladies yi te stingy pelu pvssy yin?

Lalasticlala, make you contribute.