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[quote author=PRINCEHPXP post=42148735]I work up this morning"................hahahahahahaha lwkmdh.....u work up dis morning,abi u woke up dis mornin,?

Hehehe,wich one b JUPEB again?



regular,pre science,diploma,cep,sandwich all dese u knw,Bt JUPEB I knw NT

Hmmm...wat is dis one saying

I lov DAT car he is sitting on......mercedes cls...

Rexhenrex:
Lmao...the guy's head needs factory reset!

Some guys and there mumu thinking,always begging ladies for their nude pics. are u a gynacologist?

btw,the girl wicked ghan! Na simple yes or no wey she for answer.

guy na u b dis

Guy did u sch in d east? Whr did u sch

God created man on d 6th day and rested,He created woman afterwards and no one rested....i bet if God Himself understands women wella......dis moment its A,d nxt its Q.......d only reason i still respect and lov women is cos my lovely mom and two sisters are women.

My guy d nxt tym dat babe is on holiday,giv her a very gud badt fvck,and u'll b happy.......tnk me later...............fvck love,infact it dosent exist..

My guy opportunity dey said calls bt once.....save dat fb contact,u myt stil need it in future.............som niggas mostly in main market and alaba etc b prayin 4 such opportunity since 10000BC

chrisviral:
You can apply to many schools as you like! It's not a problem for MCF or the schools.

chrisviral pls do u have d link to apply for university of Rochester?

*He would turn out to be an NFA if he still lives in his parents house and eats their food without any intention of getting his own, yet, he wants you to get pregnant for him, run away. Such men are disgrace! The Bible says "So shall a man leaves his mother and father and clings to his wife..." He probably doesn't have any useful plan for himself talk less of you cool[/quote]babe Jesus came to dis world over 2000yrs ago,yet He stil lives in His Fathers house...Jesus said in d bible "I am going to my Fathers house to prepare a place for u....in My Fathers house,dia r many mansions....

Chris pls im sori for derailin ur thread......i read abt ur post on d mastercard foundation scholars program,bt couldn't find a link to apply for d university of rochester.....pls can u shr it here wit me....God bless u.

Pls hw can i get a link to apply for d University of Rochester for d mastercard scholarship program

kestolove95:
Ojukwu d rebel...see gowon dey cum..hahahahaha..ojukwu go don pick race for inside him grave now as I call gowon...mumu rebel, I knw blame u..u b Igbo sha..d drug pushers of nigeria

Recieve brains in Jesus Name Amen! Even if na carmel or fish,or even tolotolo brain,all na brain,atleast thy head shud nt b empty.

ahsekeena:
What is this mosquito saying sef...



Thinking out loud

thinkin' out loud,dats whr d problem is.....pls who's responsible 4 dis gals madness

Tnk God i didn't comment on dis naija film abi na nollywood script....u go visit total stranger u met online,and u expected him to recite memory verses wit u all thru d nite...haha #boys r nt smilin'......u ma sef na very loose gal 4 visitin a guy u jst met online.....tak dis ur story to Tchidi Chikere,i heard he's a nollywood director,i tink u'll mak som cash....#NEXT CUSTOMER PLS!!!

ahsekeena:
Useless nairaland of nowadays.



Its funny how social media makes us act stupidly. Are her parents on instagram What is wrong with a silent prayer for her parents

People wish their parents happy birthday on their social media when the parents use a torchlight phone and will definitely not see the "shout out" nawa oooo



Just thinking out loud

ok we've heard ur opinion,bt pls incase of nxt tym,biko tink inside ur head ooo.....#most people mak alot of sense wen dey're nt talkin out loud/thinkin out loud...

Meanwhile

Who Dem help

MILF in d making

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]What are you still waiting for? Break up with the _idiot before he breaks up with you.

He neither respects nor value you both as his girlfriend or as a person, that's why he can lie and cheat on you without remorse.

He doesn't deserve you.[/color]

any guy who doesn't lie to his girlfriend,has no respect for her feelings.

Wat dos he for a livin? DAT made him financially capable to buy a Porsche,while most of d working class in d country cnt afford a decent car....smh. #politician's kids spendin dad's moni/state fund since time immemorial.

Abeg wat is d name of dat car?

Abeg wat is d name of DAT car

ladyF:
lol see as u just expose urself so u are part of them abi....

hahahaha i've neva tried it,and neva will,i can talk any gal i lik into being wit me.....dis is d 1st tym im talkin' wit LadyF,and im honored...talkin' wit LadyF "AGAIN"

ladyF:
Oh my....

Its good to have a pen knife tho, when you notice a strange hand on some parts of your body, you bring out your knife and just silently chook the hand with all your might.

It's [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

haha if u wan chook me,i go jst dodge am,den u go chook urself 4 ur kitty,cos na near dia i go put my hand.

SUGARBEE:
Sentiments apart, you need to ignore what she said if you really love her..

[size=15pt]#SUGARBEE[/size]

hmmmm so u ma don contact dis disease trendin on NL,d name na #INTROVERT DEFICIENCY SYNDROME

onomeglo:
oh..u didn't tot of that before u call me names

no vex biko o,i neva called u names,i only said "an ashawo on d loose",bt if it affected u,no vex i withdraw d comment,....my mama warn me mak i no pick quarrels wit women,cos i'll neva win.