daddymummy:
The worst beating was when i and other students went to pluck mango in the ravine when i was in sec sch.It was a taboo to go to the ravine as a boarder.As we were plucking the mango,our compound master came with one useless women and saw us.He asked us to kneel down and was about to flog us on the hands.But the woman insisted we must be flogged on our back.She told the man that she would not have sex with the man unless the man flog our bare back.The man asked us to remove our shirts and started beating our back.But when he reached six strokes,the useless woman said the man should continue beating us until we cry.She said it gives her pleasure to see males crying.The first boy cried after 20 strokes,the second boy cried after about 10 strokes.But since i dont used to cry,the man continue beating me up to 65 strokes until my back was flowing with blood.It was then i cried.The useless woman then smiled and asked the man to follow her to go and have sex in the man's house.She said the man has bought the sex with our tears

that woman na winch

Kokaine:
The worst beating of my life so far wasn't even by my parents. It was by a girl in primary school called Sandra. Federal staff school to be precise. So if you are that girl and you are reading this, just know I am still finding it difficult to forgive you. I remember what happened just like yesterday. You need to apologise.

I remember my mum just bought me a new blue shuttle bag with fresh scent in primary two. We were seat mates. And she mistakenly touched the bag. It fell from the table where I kept it. I picked her bag and threw it on the floor in retaliation. (Although I regret doing that)

This witch immediately forgot that she fell mine first. Then she picked mine and started cleaning the floor with it. Some Boys started wailing and booing from the back. Although I can't remember them, I know ikay, Michael and enofe must have been among the jobless boys that liked watching fight. Mumu me! I picked challenge and pushed Sandra.

Brothers and sisters, if I'm told Sandra is a transgender male boxer today I won't doubt it. The way she beat me ehn, the worst aspect was in how long the fight lasted. Unnecessarily long! Those fools didnt even think of separating us. They kept cheering and booing. And our teacher that should have separated was not in class. I needed help from Sandra. She had this love for cleaning classroom floors from what I can see because she used my face to mop the floor.

Although I can't remember her face exactly but I recall she plaited all back, and had small marks on her face. Please help me find Sandra (primary 2b, federal staff school Benin city. 1995) Please find Sandra. I need to forgive her!!!

you be baba

Funny guy...Not for everyone but gentlemen...

What is the definition of gentleman, he can't say.

I have been to one at that same roundabout, I ordered from home, and I went there to pick it up when it was ready.

This lady is funny...


Was it ishe aye when she went nude?

What is motivational and life challenging with what she did?

She should just spare us the self pity stuff...

The thing is, they used and dump us corp members for this Sham called election. They should pay me my presidential Stipends as they call it.


It was not organised at all.

This shading is for JimiAgbaje...

Customer Dada

Go to the local government where the street falls, and hope you have a house in that street?

But go the the local government first

And see the way they turned this thread to a dumping ground for their usual afonja and Igbo rubbish.
Don't tell me those pupils helped the writer to write all this...

Didn't you proofread before posting...

thanks to Almighty for saving you kids.

That's suicide

enemyofprogress:
iyawo mi kinI mo se fun o, se bi mo nba o sepe fun Isiaka Ajimobi ni,abi man friend re ni?

you be real goat....who be your wife... I know you

Darevofpeace:
thou this is 2019,my reply is just that you needed to be sure of how you do hear God speak to you even before starting a relationship, let me make you laugh,a pretty lady was working in the same place with me,after few months,I asked her out but she was so indifferent, not a yes nor no,later I gave my mum her name,unknowingly my mum went to pray about her,the pastor called me on phone and said she is a good lady,blah! Blah!! After 2yrs.of working in the school, a day like that came I discovered that she was my own cousin from grandmother side,I remember what the prophet told me then I knew a whole lot of them are fake.I fear people who visit spiritualist to confirm names,when you know how God speaks to you,you would escape a whole lot of unnecessary life battles,stay with the bible and listen to messages and learn to talk less,idea's flows from filtered mind and ears.

thanks

Darevofpeace:
the "eleribu" you typed was in Ilorin dialect, I can see you are so angry.

lols...

enemyofprogress:
walahi! Ka da fun lai, ofo lomi eko nse, ofo ni o se lai

Eleribu niwona...Eran.

Ujk

Eleribu ni Ajimobi...

nwanyionitsha:
The military and police are involved. Buhari is their boss.

are they killing people?

akiOYIBO:
Yoruba people are bloodsuckers. Mad people.

Crazy E-diots

I don't get it...Is it Buhari that should be call upon or talk to your kiths and kin...

The northern states that you even call to be backward and full of illiterates are not killing themselves because of politics.

Buhari isn't living in River state, talk to your people.

Haaaaa....Before Sanwo grows wing, Tinubu will clips his wings for him.

It was as if Lagos PDP wasn't interested in the election.

In my polling unit, there was this lackadaisical attitude from them

Welcome to Next level

Chestbeaters:
See this dindinrin

you want collect your own abi...bring It on...alainironu

Iamgrey5:
No we are not, otherwise the millions Apc spent few days to the governship election in Ibadan will have made a lot of difference

or

The muric guy will have swayed a lot of Muslims to vote APC in Osun and Oyo state.

Gbenga Daniels is a Nigerian politician whose loyalty is similar to those of cheap prostitutes (Ashewo kobo kobo) working in a low class motel

WO, its bygone...I have said my mine... Goodnight

DeejayTflexx:


Fool APC get candidate for Rivers State

you are the greatest fool... I said Lagos..scumbag

Iamgrey5:
Hope you know that means you are also insinuating that you are also a betrayal, cause if you aren't, then you are being hypocritical.

lol...I am not...but we swing ways easily

ollah2:


E ma bi nu ma. Could you send it again

sent

Iamgrey5:
I doubt your assertion,

How can you come out to tag your own tribe as betrayals


Anyways, I am link to ojo Ibadan and the first educated Iyalode of Ibadan land, iyalode wuraola Esan (olasa family in Agbeni)

Betrayals ni Betrayals... Come and cut off my head.... Ohok...Omi Ilu mi...

Iamgrey5:
Ni bo ni Agbole yin ni Ibadan ?

Ita Baale, ile olugbode

ollah2:


Dm me

how many times will I DM you, you don't reply

Xisnin:

Everyone knows that what he did is bad.
Your mistake is blaming an entire tribe for one politician's blunder.
That is not right.

ohok...thanks...was looking for the post but it seems it has been deleted...one modafucka reported it

babaolofin:


In reality, was he the Director -General of Atiku Abubakar Campaign Organisation? Moreover, PDP is having serious crisis in Ogun State. He doesn't need to join APC in Ogun State, it was his followers.

let's bet, he is joining APC soom

HisSexcellency:

In Rivers state

nope...Lagos