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hisexcellency34:
One of them will be your President in 2023

God forbid! They'll rather die.

Na so Abokifx take start o.

Abeg make Dem go rest.

It's a black market, it should be without regulation.

At this rate, it'll be a surprise if Bubu voluntarily leaves power at the end of his tenure.

I guess it wouldn't take long before we start seeing misplaced brown envelopes here and there...

Na from clap...

This one don begin feel funky. Na Annie I blame.

Apparently they're the only ones allowed to confuse you, you're not allowed to confuse them.
I once used one in the midst of much older men, the place became silent afterwards. they never understood it, and they couldn't ask... Dem still dey avoid me till now, as I no get respect

If everyone in the same shoes as you begin jump into lagoon, you no go see space land o. The hardship strong, yes, but no be only you, and you'll definitely make it if you faint not.

AutoChick4U:
Imaginary balls na

No worry, your leg don come outside.

AutoChick4U:
Not all. His wife is obviously a spoilt person and i can bet my balls that she'll abandon him if money finish

Invalid bet... Which balls?

All women have this extreme sense of entitlement after marriage.

Mmadu2:
I totally know that. Reason why I came here to know if anyone has a witty trick that will work.

I once travelled for 3 months and came back to a dead tv that was working perfectly before I left. No one had access to the apartment while I was away, and I remembered to disconnect power before I left..... So, how did it happen? Well, it was struck by thunder because it was still plugged in. I quietly fixed it. A million things could happen to appliances just like that, even at the point of you turning the tv on. My guess is, he may not be responsible for any damage done to your tv, just go about fixing it quietly.

Morningblues:
You should be worried about your life or where you’ll see your next meal from

This doesn’t affect you nor me, physically, financially or mentally. Live and let live

See who Dem do naming and possibly child dedication for o... Smh, what a waste.

jaxxy:
I don’t know whether to blame her friend or blame her. Isn’t it stupid to divorce the Italian man who saved u by marrying u from a camp and still bring ur African husband and family to rub in his his face? Unless they had such agreements initially.

This behaviour if typical of Nigerian girls, we've heard stories of what they do to men who take care of them in school and all... But then, envy probably drove the friend.

Friends.

Green is giving.

Ok.

Decades ago we were told the Time is nigh... Today, it's finally Here.

YeyeGbami:
He don enter one chance for east, na only prayer remain o. Naso one of my sister hubby lost for PH, forget wife and 2kids for lagos.

Inform his family, prepare to move on.

Na Tunde be the man name?

You don't say!

IBB legs get misunderstanding for the photo o.

I had one like 15 years ago. Main issue was overheating for me. Burning the top gasket every once in a while.

Take burantashi to last for 2 hours as you no get work.

Just make am N4.5m make we no say you serious.

Steroids.

Bobo Juice.

E dey happen, give it time.