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thelish:
The same isoko mama dem, wey dey ride bicycle from Spain to Germany? wey farming wan kill so? anyway we are used to suffering n smiling at d same time

Babe no vex oh, are you Isoko or Urhobo?

reminiscing:
What are you saying?As a woman,cooking is your responsibility. The day you signed that marriage register,you indirectly made a vow to be his mother.One who will love,care and take care of him.Am very sure u know a mother will never starve her son.

God bless your plentiful my dear! You are a Super Woman

thelish:
What if a man compelled the wife to contribute to the family finances? Men were OK with full time housewives in the olden days, but which guy is ready to settle down with a housewife now?

A lot of us are ready for that, dearie! Infact the best job my wife can do is teaching! Anything that keeps her till 6pm is a, no-no for me!

thelish:
Thank God u said our mothers sat at home. What will u now say for nowadays men dat want the women to share in the bills? Most women these days are the hidden bread winners dear. So they go to work n crack their brains as well.

na wa oh! Am sure there are very few men that will tell their wife to split family bills with them! She can help out! But me telling my wife to share in the bills, na how I wan keep mouth take tell am. If am not well to do and she is supporting me,No wahala! But me insisting we split the bills when am well to do? I need laying of hands be that!

ireneidiva:
You guys and this yeye 'our mothers' talk. Do you know how many of 'our mothers' will happily run out of their marriages given the chance? The ones that stayed back when their husbands use them as punching bags or constantly cheat on them. Try that now with modern girls and you will be forced to go and marry your mothers.

Madam abeg, if the mothers in your own area will happily run out of marriage, the ones in my area won't! They had to endure a lot to get to this stage, I agree. but they will never tell their husbands to cook for them. Never!

thelish:
Bros, how many of these our urhobo/isoko mothers actually enjoyed their marriage? If nor be say their second name na endurance and patience. lol.
They were more like slaves to their husband. U go kneel down till ur husband chop finish.
abeg babes nor ready for that kind suffering again oo. Even the mothers are not praying their kind of life for their daughters.

My dear, where that one for happen nau? abeg wife no dey kneel down till her husband chop finish for Isoko and Urhobo jor...I know they kneel (at times) to offer water for washing hand. My isoko mothers dey flex their marriage and some of them even frown at how marriages break up anyhow today because of 'I too know' of today's young ones. By the way, shey you go tell your boyfriend-turned-husband to continue to cook for you because him been dey cook when una still be bf and gf?

ireneidiva:
The african tradition that is still keeping africa backward when other continents are way ahead. The man will go to work and crack his brain? Don't women work and 'crack' their brains? Don't women provide for their families? What is wrong with you people?

Madam, how does African 'marriage' traditions contribute to keeping Africa backward? Infact Africa is better off than other continents in terms of marriages that have lasted for ages! Is this how our mothers behaved and enjoyed their marriages till date? The question should be what is wrong with you and not 'you people'! No wonder we are having break-ups here and there because a lot of our young folks have allowed western culture to corrupt our wonderful marriage traditions! Am not surprised sha! instead of sticking to our traditional marriage system, we allowed 'white wedding' to be more valued and prestigious! I don vex self! lolz.....make I cool down here! pmc01, DeeTus, Aystarz, FolarinLondon, una dey see talk abi? na God go help us ohhhhhhh

Zeeblamj01:
Western culture? Not true. I mean they share the duties but mostly the woman cooks. Except on special occasions where the man gives the family a treat... My husband is German and we cook together. He cooks on Thursdays and I cook every other day. Even when he comes home earlier than I do! My sister in laws husband doesn't even know where the kitchen is. He has never cooked a meal except put the pizza In the oven when he's very hungry and she isn't back from work! She cooks every day ! Are they not foreigners?? Abeg, the simple truth is that women of these days are proud, irresponsible and do not want to do anything for anyone but themselves!
Tell the guy to get her pregnant fast. She will cook when the cravings start. Hehe.

Is this not a Nigerian Lady? My dear (abeg make your hubby no reason am oh), your husband is the luckiest man on planet earth! See God-given brains been put to use nau! Abeg I still dey single oh incase you get sister wey never marry! To them ladies out there that thinks otherwise, una case dey God hand!

pmc01:
If I were to drop my opinion on this matter ehn, I see no way I won't insult the cocoa flavour twins (freecocoa and cococandy), as well as one babygirl bla bla.

Sincerely, some ladies should still be refered to as girls, no matter how old they are. Immature and arrogant breed.

#Married but living single.

My brother, I had to fight every urge in me to answer those girls! You can imagine what our Nigerian sisters can spill! They should ask themselves if this is how our mothers behaved and are still enjoying their homes till today even after having men with beards and full blown female children! Personally, back then, when my gf is visiting, I ask her what I should prepare for her before she arrives since she is coming from a far distance. but as from the next morning, na she get kitchen till she go back oh! Am a good cook! A very good one for that matter! But them never born that babe wey wan tell me to dey cook for her like this our guy wife! I can do it once in a while like popsy made starch(abeg Isokos and Urhobos dey chop starch from cassava oh) that everyone marvelled at few days back just for fun and prove to everyone of us that he is still a good cook till tomorrow! But as the guy dey villa, make him return back today and food no dey wait for am, una go read the story tomorrow! Bros, I greet you again! If no be some correct babes wey don yarn better, I for blast those babes since!

Na die be this ohhh! lwkmd! abeg sombori should explain the Mourinho's third season syndrome to me!

ernesterioo:
1. Purchase the WAEC Results Verification PIN
from any firstbank branch
2. Login with your email and password by
clicking on 'Resume Registration' link on this
NYSC registration portal. This will present your
dashboard to you
3. Click on change date of birth menu. A new
page will popup for you
4. Fill the form and submit your entries

Hey brother, well I am not a prospective corps member. I just wanna know how to correct the wrong DOB on original WAEC certificate. am an ex-corps member. How does that waec card work?

ernesterioo:
get that Waec card, ur dob and state of origin would be automatically corrected

Hey bro, I will like you to explain this WAEC card stuffsp to me because I have this wrong DOB on my original WAEC certificate. Although I have sworn an affidavit to correct my surname wrongly spelt and Wrong DOB, I still desire to get the correct thing from WAEC. I just about this WAEC card from First Bank for the first time today.

deegnity22:
I have issues with my date of birth and state of origin, though I've found out that I have to get one waec stuff from any first bank to tackle the date of birth ish but can anyone please suggest how I can go about the mistake in my state of origin, thanks.

Please I will like to know what you were asked to get from first bank, that will help correct the error of date of birth and wrong state of origin on your WAEC certificate!

dunsman:
atory story.. we gats to gv God glory we gats to live life slowly p*ssy no go gv life back

Actually dear, nothing brings life back. You are meant to enjoy the one-time opportunity!

raayah:
I would end it if I were in your shoes. Him telling you that he smoked socially when he smokes 3 packs a day would also be a sticking point for me, and I would read into that a certain level of dishonesty.

Your boyfriend could probably get diagnosed with a substance use disorder. The stuff he's doing is fairly typical of an addict. You unfortunately most likely do not have the leverage to be able to force him to change, especially considering he's addicted to a legal substance and your relationship is newer than his addiction.

I must confess that I admire how you reason and present issues with sincerity and boldness. You have a big fan in me. Thumbs up Super Woman. O.P take a walk now or regret it later. Theres no two-ways about it.

Rawani:
This underlines the insincerity of the SE in their cries of marginalization in all fairness.

This response wouldn't have been necessary if not for the immature, dishonest and hypocritical bickering of some dubious elements out to overheat the polity for their selfish gain.

With all sincerity, you need to have your brain examined! Why not google the number of northerners GEJ appointed...atleast someone did justice to that on the front page. You folks will just spill thrash always....

Deejavuu:
It's has always been blind and i can bring up many cases to back up this argument, just not in the mood for typing epistles.


Try to reason differently(on relationship ish) i have told ya severally

Madam, love sees very very clear, even with High Definition...Love no blind jor. Love even get okpolo eyes....

Biliamin Sir, God bless you for this wonderful piece. Am glad I was raised to earn every penny in my pocket. The bad thing is that these are the same parents looting the future of our unborn kids away through stealing of our national cake. I am so scared of naija as we speak because the gap between the rich and the poor, has stopped being a gap a long time ago. It is now a continent. If we couldn't bridge a gap, how do we bridge a continent? God help us....Thanks once again. Respect infinito!

When I read what intelligent folks write, I cannot but doff my hat for them! Built2last Sir, you made the most intelligent comment I have ever read on Nairaland. Much respect Sir. Too painful they won't listen to you! Nigeria, My Nigeria!

Bro, I feel ur pain! I will advice u try and return the favour. After a few days, start gunning after her. Try to get her attention, ND when u finally do, serve her a well-packaged frozen revenge........On the contrary sha, u can choose to move on with ur life. But I respect how the babe take use your head sha! see sharpness!

Where them nau? time don dey pass oooooo! #TeamHereToReadPunchLines

Jenny1010, please do something about the kind of guys u r hanging out with! how can straight 7 guys u pulled that trick on, fail woefully? Anyway, I know I can't fall for that stunt of yours. and I have pals whom I know very well won't fall too. My early days in school, I and my friends went out to have a couple of drinks. My 2 friends called their babes to join us, and told them to come with their friend too to make it 3 to 3. I don't know if the friend got too excited with the free drinks sha, but she got drunk and I had to carry her to her house since my friends were leaving with their babes. I took her to her house, she lives all alone. As soon as I opened her door, she was almost throwing up so I rushed her outside and she emptied her vomits. she was weak. I had to wipe her mouth with her handkerchief, took her back inside, soak garri without salt or sugar for her, fed her with it and laid her on her bed well covered with her blanket, I laid beside her on the floor with my head on her bed till it was dawn and she was stable again. Then I left in the morning. Someone who knew called me and informed me that she heard that girl talking about me that In her whole life she hasn't seen a guy like me.
Jenny1010, I typed this long epistle just to answer ur earlier question about all guys being rapists. Am that type of guy that can stay comfortably with girls who r not my relatives without nurturing raping tendencies in my mind. My rule is simple if I like you, and I express my feelings to u, not until u accept it, I will never try to kiss u let alone get down with u. if I even bring my face close to kiss u and u turn away, na there d hunger for kiss end. Whatever is eaten forcefully cannot be enjoyed.

soonest:
Lol! Na so una like visit?

Honey, if only guys dey visit us, Na go calll us GAYS nau! Youself talk say u no dey enjoy visit to guys (better guys ooo) more than girls. Na only aproko una go do till u comot. but when u visit correct bobo, him go treat u like queen and ur head go dey swell. u go even learn many things self from guy pass girls!

rahymat:
its true o.even wen i visited a guy ive known for a long tym.he kissed me forcibly for a lyk 20mins my mouth was sore afterwards wen he tried to rape me i escaped luckily

Some guys will just be behaving like a randy goat! how on earth do u force a lady to kiss you nau? how u wan take enjoy the kiss self? Hian! Some guys take pleasure in disgracing the entire male folks! Me wey be say if u visit me, the way I go treat u self, to go ur house to tire u!

soonest:
Lol. Definitely not all guys are rapists, it's just that it's not written on the face.
Let me tell u a true life story that happened to my cousin. There was this guy in her faculty that once stopped her n asked her out and she declined. One day she was coming back from night class in company of her fellow girls,all but her stopped at their logde and hers was some houses away. Do you know that guy waylaid her and almost raped her in the bush but for her shout that attracted people. Trust guys now, they ran after him and caught him. They beat shege out of him and he confessed that my cousin has been doing shakara for him since and that the guy he sees with her is not better than him so he wanted to subdue her. Imagine! Well after beating him they handed him over to the police.
You have made me type long epistle o!

lolz! My apologies My lady for 'making you type a long epistle'. Serves the dude right and the news of the beating will serve as a warning to other intending rapists! Chivalry still exists dear. There are a lot of good guys out there. and there are also a lot of bad guys out there. same thing applies to you female folks. But placing a ban on ladies visiting male friends is on the extreme side oooo!

soonest:
My dear speak for yourself. You don't know the heart of many guys out there. Alot of ladies can relate to the op's post

Sweet heart, that doesn't mean you go ahead and label all guys as MOLESTERS! Abi are u trying to tell me that I am correct to assume all ladies are the same? I stand on my point! The signs were there but u threw all cautions to the wind

soonest:
My dear speak for yourself. You don't know the heart of many guys out there. Alot of ladies can relate to the op's post

Sweet heart, that doesn't mean you go ahead and label all guys as MOLESTERS! Abi are u trying to tell me that I am correct to assume all ladies are the same?

classicB, Some of my brothers have said it already. If these are the kind of guys u always find yourself with, I advice u go for deliverance my dear. no offence meant. I have had too many female friends, even slept in same room alone with lots of them, without even touching their trouser or skirt, let alone trying to force myself on them. someone needs to drill it into ur head that ALL GUYS are not THE SAME. So whatever made u think of admonishing female folks to never visit male folks is rubbish. If u have a male friend who is always looking at u seductively, or is a womaniser, and u throw all cautions to the wind n chose to visit him alone, that doesn't give u the right to label the entire male folks as MOLESTERS. The signs were there. but u chose not to see them. You have heard what ur male colleagues discuss about ladies, atleast that's an insight to the kind of guys they are. My female friends visit me a lot and prefer to even visit me alone because dat way I give them all d attention they enjoy n want when they visit me. there has never been any attempt to molest, neither will there ever be. You haven't befriend all guys, and so not until u do that, plz do not label all of us as MOLESTERS!

pazienza:
Lol! Man u don spoil the weekend already, lost a bet with a man u fan. I am not usually a betting man, but I felt so confident that man u was going to lose, stupid spuds can't do a gunner a favour, mtcheww!

Chelsea loss or draw will sweeten my already spoilt weekend already, my man u friends no allow me hear word, I bet Chelsea own go worse.

I can see a brother smiling.....Chelsea keeper sees first red card of the season

UrennaNkoli:
Ass ànal fans dey celebrate like sey they win champions league. Chamberlain dey celebrate like sey he score for world cup final. Wenger dey jubilate like sey he win american powerball lottery.

Ok, you have been noticed. Every Mourinho 'talk-anyhow' spirit in ur life, I photocopy and bind in Jesus name!

Secrets11:
Chelsea fit stand Arsenal so? Me don't think so cos the fury of Arsenal is hot now!

Bros u be Prophet ni? Mourinho has been made to eat his words!

emperormero:
Ehmm @Op... It's good that you wish to write an article about ur brief stay in Delta state, but I must say most of ur points highlighted up there, are based no sentiments rather than facts & very biased.

First of all, my beloved state is not the 'heartbeat of the nation' , but 'THE BIG HEART'.

Secondly, when you spoke of the GOOD, BAD & UGLY, I wasn't expecting you to tilt it towards the looks of our women alone. I was expecting you to speak about their morals, character & manner.

As with every other region, we have all classes and kinds of people in the society-women inclusive, and we rock with It...

Our women are so hardworking and industrious, they don't give a damn or two about lazying about with one bloke who thinks he can impress them with his change.

Deltans learn to earn, and they do not rely on 'oyel' money alone. One of The major reasons for hostility is more of inter communal Land disputes rather than oil.

Yeah, Delta State is very hospitable and accommodating, you will feel at home away from home.

Lately though, The young boys are getting a little bit stubborn, indulging in antisocial behaviours....but hand go soon touch them. very correct. I can see Nelson Mandela Hall & those curves. yeah... Agbarho alongside Ughelli, & Cultism be like AGGS & Ovwodawanre.

Bros as in ehn! Those children make me dey sitdown house always when I newly return from service March....the way those cultist turn Ughelli to anoda thing sha! sotey police change am follow innocent citizens! thank God he don cool sha! na cultism dey spoil Ughelli for us abeg! I greet u bro