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CultureRe: (pictures) When Last Did You Make Use Of This? by Emyben(m): 2:29pm On Jan 08, 2015
Used it last in secondary school during WAEC, they said it prevents sleep as you read and you know, i was a big time sleeper during night preps grin So i had to try it ooo, chaii. grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Gestures That Are Highly Misunderstood As Wooing Tactics By Nigerian Ladies by Emyben(m): 2:15pm On Jan 08, 2015
Just like the day i tried to strike up a convo with a family friend of mine. The brother gave me her pin so that i can say hi to a sister once in a while.

I dont know whether she coudnt recognize my dp or she did but deliberately tried to play tough. She was like, do i know you? how did u get my pin? no sense of respect or calmness.

We later saw this Xmas and trust me, i acted like i didnt know her. Passing her by to greet her parents, sister and have a long chat with her 2 brothers. I dey craze?
Jokes EtcRe: See What This Barca Fan Wore As Christmas Cloth by Emyben(m): 4:58pm On Jan 07, 2015
Looks Occultic sad
Nairaland GeneralRe: My 2014 In Summary. by Emyben(m):
Wow cheesy..2014 was a fantastic year for you bro
We may not know forreal but am proud of ya
Now, i hope 2015 wil be better than 2014. smiley

That ride is sure gonna make lot of sence tongue cheesy


Thumbs up joor cheesy cool
RomanceRe: I Need Help Please!! by Emyben(m): 1:06pm On Dec 30, 2014
Courage is the keyword, myself can be very shy but sometimes u got to summon all courage and do the needful. 2ndly, the fear of rejection shouldnt trip you. It can always happen, shouldnt be a biggie grin cheesy
AgricultureRe: Fulani Herdsmen Threaten Abia Villagers Over Missing Cows by Emyben(m): 10:53am On Dec 30, 2014
muktarmtt:
hahaha Igbo my foot go nd read history abt fukanis hw dey conquer half of nigerian wat of Igbos ware did dey conquer zero so don't mess with fulanis jst return dere cow period u wat eat suya get ur ur money and pay for it
OMG! shocked Who is talking about Fulani Conquered territories here? or talking about eating suya here?
Did Fulani conquer a bit of the eastern region? undecided

We are talking about the troubles those dudes are brewing in Abia which will hunt them if they dont stop. Stop talking poo if u got nothing to say. smh sad
RomanceRe: Girls And Thier Weird Mentality by Emyben(m):
ooh...really? Well, lemme finish my Eba pounded yam and white soup with goatmeat. cheesy



Am coming bk to know wassup
RomanceRe: Nairalanders What's Your Take On Guys Who Sag Their Trousers by Emyben(m): 3:49am On Dec 30, 2014
I dont care about peoples preferences but the fact is that i dont sag cos i find it irritating. I only did that shit during my adolescense years.

For Gods sake, are u more comfortable with the belt around ya a.ss? undecided

smh lipsrsealed
EducationRe: Ten Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnic by Emyben(m): 11:31am On Dec 29, 2014
Number 5 tho...You will have sleepless nights till the result is published.
CelebritiesRe: This Dude Should Be Amongst The Cutest Nairalanders.... by Emyben(m): 3:46am On Dec 29, 2014
kristina1:
Why you finish the boy lyk this?gringrin
cheesy grin
CelebritiesRe: This Dude Should Be Amongst The Cutest Nairalanders.... by Emyben(m): 10:49pm On Dec 28, 2014
Actually, you should be gracing the front pages of all Nigerian fashion and beauty magazines. You are soo cute, infact am giving you 12/10 ...

Are u happy now?

mtcheeew
















No go buy mirror
RomanceRe: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by Emyben(m): 2:40pm On Dec 28, 2014
undecided
RomanceRe: List Of Woman Wrappers In The Romance Section by Emyben(m): 9:21pm On Dec 27, 2014
Now, will they agree? grin grin
RomanceRe: Guys Have You Experienced This Before? (pic) by Emyben(m): 12:26pm On Dec 27, 2014
lol...okay. Mine was kinda funny. grin
My kid sisters accessed my phone without my knowing. As they prolly scrolled and swiped, they saw a pic of me putting my hand accross the waist of a girl grin. Gobe!

They shouted in Unison MUMMY, EMEKA NOW HAS A GIRLFRIEND!!! shocked cheesy . HE IS HOLDING A GIRLS WAIST. Those kids sef. grin

As expected, my mum asked questions and i kinda lied cool saying...Mom, she is just a random girl i met at an NFCS dinner night event. She believed me cos i mentioned NFCS which is the nigerian federation of catholic students.

i got just few other experiences tho cheesy
CultureRe: A Nairalander With His Village Masqerade by Emyben(m): 8:24pm On Dec 26, 2014
No offence pls, which image is the masquerade?
Jokes EtcRe: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Emyben(m): 6:53pm On Dec 26, 2014
chaii.. grin I cant fit laugh grin
priscaoge, merry christmas dear
Car TalkRe: Dream Cars Of Our Fathers From The Past. by Emyben(m): 10:11am On Dec 26, 2014
My Dad used to have a Peugeot 504, Come see Swag nah. When drops me off at school, kids be looking like am an alien.
Also used to have a Toyota Avensis 87 abi 90 something model and i was always feeling fly. cheesy

How time flies grin grin
Forum GamesRe: Merry Christmas VN Thread by Emyben(m):
Aiit cheesy lemme fulfill the threads obligations

I was tryna dogde the Voice Note ish but elantracey wouldnt gree...lol

Pls dont mind my bad tiny voice grin
Happy Christmas fellas

Amefrica
dechandel
pweetyz
FrancisTony
Breezyrita
lalamimz
Elantracey
marieolae
Emperorking20
naijaboiy
lilmaxfidel
AgapeCharis

etc
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Christmas Shoutout Train{wish Your Crush,friends And Family Here} by Emyben(m): 5:54pm On Dec 25, 2014
Baritone:
If only i could do just more than shout out's i would, i would have written all your names on the surface of the sun, so that the whole world could see your names every sunrise..
Wish u a merry, hearty Christmas..
The accurate Emyben, the Most humble cute g Naijaboiy, The Big hearted Neldrizzy, the Informative pukka36, Marieolae-the lovely lady whose smile melts stony hearts, Francistony-the determined, i believe the coming year is yours, smile. Xtarxhyne my soon to be.... cool ..
Thanks bro, i wish you more of same. Happy Xmas
Forum GamesRe: Merry Christmas VN Thread by Emyben(m): 5:34pm On Dec 25, 2014
Elantracey:
lol , where's yours nau
lol cheesy Its Harmattans fault cry Am taking a very hot cup of coffee now, lemme clear my voice cavity? grin
Forum GamesRe: Merry Christmas VN Thread by Emyben(m): 5:12pm On Dec 25, 2014
Amefrica:
Just waking up grin My voice is still somehow.. I will, believe me.
grin ..lol, confessing before time? haha grin grin
Forum GamesRe: Merry Christmas VN Thread by Emyben(m): 1:01pm On Dec 25, 2014
FrancisTony:
Lol...forget about my stammering/stuttering.
This voice note is dedicated to the following Nl'er. Forgive me if I omitted you.

Chrisviral
Emyben
Pweetyz
Kumpharm
Segunflames
Marieolae
Naijaboiy
Caracta
Obinoscopy
UjSizzle
Bukkiminat
Lilmaxfidel
Herald9
Englishmart
Tosyne2much
Lalasticlala
Macelliot
Elantracey
Deschyko
3coins
delightful1
Missterious
Mayapop
Standd
Jennimma
Aysucess99
Pr0ton
Adedayo516
Factorial1
ATMC
Dagr8
Humbledbygrace
Abumikey
Damitism
Becalina
Rilwayne001
Appreciated bro, really appreciate it. Wish you more of same
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Christmas Shoutout Train{wish Your Crush,friends And Family Here} by Emyben(m): 1:27am On Dec 25, 2014
Well, its christmas already and i wanna wish everyone a merry happy xmas and a prosperous new year cheesy cheesy cheesy

dechandel
pweetyz
marieolae
MizMyCol
Emperorking20
naijaboiy
tintingz
tosyne2much
janeify
missberrypop5
vivaciousvivi
englishsmart
claireshan1
macof
samzzy94
popeII
Esmeraldar
baritone
kulboy
ghost1718
Amefrica
Tunguy01
ghost1718
Neldrizzy
philfearon
Elantracey
lilmaxfidel
Agapechris
FrancisTony
Jennimma
Kachisbarbie
Breezyrita
Lalamimz
Mzflexydeeva
mesoade
3coins
ChubbyT
MarthaK
ladyshawlecx
KingTom
KelvinGraphics
Beennkumar
rokiatu
Rendition
etc ooo ....if i didnt mention you, chillax..i still remember you and i still wish u a bloomy sweet christmas. cheesy cheesy

Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Christmas Shoutout Train{wish Your Crush,friends And Family Here} by Emyben(m): 1:13am On Dec 25, 2014
marieolae:
emyben merry christmas smiley
Awww, Happy me cheesy cheesy
I wish you more of same dear smiley

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